#would be a hard smash for me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

riddler tgirl swag is so real she’s been submitted to the could transition have saved her blog like a billion times

it absolutely wouldn't but it would make her weird in new and more exciting ways

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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[momomallowart]

He misses his dad.. 🥺

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Arachnus Prime

[itwoodbeprefect]

stoic illiterate unwilling assassin deeply in love with unfailingly kind rich sad gay man almost stabs his crush's brother because the brother cares so much and so genuinely for the gay man that he searched assassin's room out of worry and found knives and a mysterious letter before being interrupted by the assassin who then does not want to show him the letter which seems incredibly suspicious, only for a later scene (after the gay man interrupts them and thus stops any escalation from happening) to quietly reveal that the very sus letter in possession of this illiterate assassin is not in fact a sign he's lying about being illiterate.... it's just two pages of him practicing the gay man's name over and over in neatly spaced lines...... a reveal which he was going to STAB a man over because he doesn't know that the gay man's brother knows the man is gay and loves him with his whole heart and would never ever do anything to hurt him........ i will never get over this, how could i ever get over this, everything else ever is going to be downhill from here

[sarakiz]

Tara Prasad (IND) - Padmaavat Soundtrack by Sanjay Leela Bhansali & Sanchit Balhara, arr. Hasit Nanda

2023 4CC, Colorado Springs - Women's Free Skate

[stupid-sexy-bishop]

Baxter Stockman Smash Tierlist

[agirlking]

I’m gonna try to censor this cause I’m about to be rude.

S!dL!nk shippers are perfect examples of why shipping has become so annoying to my aroace ass in fandom as a whole. People see these INCREDIBLY minor things and insist it’s a sign of a deep profound love, and CANNOT let it go if canon doesn’t bend over backwards to validate them. They attack other characters (very often using sexist logic cause the “threat” is almost always a woman), they try to do everything they can to deny the canon/semi canon ships (the debate about how Link CANNOT be living in his house, as if Zelda just kicked him out lol?) and it’s so annoying to deal with because of how they act.

It’s not canon. It was never canon. It was never going to be canon. Not every interaction is about romance and sex. Sidon is friendly, that’s how he is, he’s sweet and friendly to Link because that’s his personality!! His DEAD SISTER was in love with Link, she was going to give him engagement armor! Sidon wasn’t going to jump on his dick five seconds after meeting him! (I don’t think the ship is “amoral” or whatever. I’m just saying since we’re so hung up on canon, canonically it’d be weird for that to happen like that or quickly. But I’ve noticed shippers also try to undermine Mipha’s feelings, as if their ship only works if Link has never felt anything romantic or had anyone feel anything romantic for him.)

Stop going on other peoples ship posts and making it about Sidon! Stop complaining about his fiancé! Stop trying to deny canon evidence and push on happy Z3link shippers that it’s not what it clearly is! I’m sorry you’re not happy but your ship is just as valid! Your fics are still good! Why has fandom become so obsessive about canon backing y’all up? I was here for early day slash shipping and none of it was explicitly canon and we had a great time!

Fucking hell let people enjoy things and enjoy things without getting so pressed a ship you made up in your head didn’t happen! You will be so much happier!

(Also consider that bi people exist. Sidon can be MLM whether Yona exists or not. Fandom is constantly chomping at the bit to exclude and deny bi people so I’m not surprised. But still.)

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

I may be laying on the floor staring into the void, merely vibrating as my brain rots about Veilguard, Rook, the companions, and Solas.

...this is the perfect excuse to replay my canon route.

Apologies in advance: I'm about to make my brainrot replay a problem for everyone and everything in my vicinity.

[vampcaprisun]

i knew mizora was big on the whole treating wyll like a dog thing and i already fucking despised it, but nothing could’ve prepared me for hearing her call herself his “handler”. being a bitch to her isn’t enough anymore i need to destroy her and i need to do it now. wyll baby i’m so sorry she talked to you like that i love you so much.

[wadewilsonposting]

scraps

Smash but it would be like the lesbian sheep thing

[autumn-may]

[emiliotheemu]

I have a massive crush on Clarisse and Dior Goodjohn. Mostly the character.

[bitegore]

OC SMASH OR PASS: Velan ket'Oserisades

(i have drawings of her i just hate them lol)

This is Velan! She is very busy on account of she's currently running several, concurrent, tax fraud schemes, is busy leading a group of people as their borderline-autocrat, doing mediator shit, and keeping track of the logistics for all of that. And making sure everyone gets fed. She is forty or fifty years old and does not need all this (well, technically, eighty-eight, but dragons age slower than humans). She also turns into a forty-foot-or-so dragon and can teleport to anywhere there's a shadow. She doesn't use the latter very often since she's not an assassin any more, but she used to. Most of the time, she's doing paperwork.

PROS:

extremely on top of everything. you'll never run out of condoms, lube, toys, or anything else you need if Velan is there alongside you. So long as you ask.

Been around the block a few times. Knows what she likes. Will tell you, not shy about it. Takes out a lot of the guesswork

Never involved in drama because she's way too mature for that

Probably one of the most pragmatic people you've ever met - she has her priorities all figured out. When she explains things it seems crystal-clear and obvious.

CONS:

Wayyyyy too busy to plan for you. You have to get everything together and get her to put the work down.

will not put up with boring sex or unpleasant relationships if she doesn't have to, which she doesn't, so you better get creative

Either you travel with her and join her clan as a traveling-companion or she vanishes off the face of the earth for all but three days per year.

You will always, always play second fiddle to the tax fraud schemes. They come first. You will be expected to deal with this like it's not upsetting at all.

Probably one of the most pragmatic people you've ever met, meaning that if you start being a problem, she'll just cut you loose. When she explains that, it'll seem obvious, too.

I want her. I won't even lie. If you don't smash I will.

[citrine-elephant]

thinkin about leon suffering blood loss, mild delirium, and laughing his fuckin ass off at nonsense while chris is trying to get this motherfucker to safety

leon's just in chris' chest, breathless and giggling, but he can't remember wtf it was about, and that's only fueling the giggle-fit.

for some reason,,,

[nbstevonnie]

so like. i'm not as hardcore anti-ai as it seems most on this site are. but i am BAFFLED at some of the things people irl will be shocked that chatgpt and it's ilk can't do. they'll say things like 'i asked it to write me a logic puzzle but the answer didn't make any sense :(' or 'i asked it to tell me the relevant bit of law for the situation i'm in but it was totally wrong :(' or 'i asked it to make me a recipe from the things in my cupboard but it tasted disgusting :('

like. no shit!

as soon as you realise that current ai is literally just an algorithm trying to fit new data to the limited number of examples it's been shown, i.e. trying to work out what "most likely" comes next, you know that it just cannot do these things.

of course it's going to give you a logic puzzle with no logical answer! it knows what a logic puzzle sounds like ("a man lies dead on the ground, no footsteps nearby...") and it knows what an answer sounds like ("he died of a heart attack"). that doesn't mean it knows how to connect the two.

of course it's going to tell you a law that's completely irrelevant or just made up! it knows what a law sounds like ("an extension of time of three months is available upon request"). that doesn't mean it knows the law or can apply it to a specific set of circumstances.

of course it's going to give you a recipe that doesn't take taste into account! it knows what a recipe sounds like ("1 tablespoon of rosemary"). that doesn't mean it understands how an ingredient or the amount of it affects a recipe.

the thing that's frustrating about this is that if you're aware of this, you can use ai for things it will do fine at. ask it to write you a speech. ask it to suggest something to eat. ask it to write you the pros and cons of some piece of technology. it will give you enough ideas to tear apart and re-use as your own just fine with any of those prompts. ask it to actually be creative or provide real-world advice? a fool's prompt.