#also my bedtime pills are KILLING ME so im gonna vanish now

[bitegore]

OC SMASH OR PASS: Velan ket'Oserisades

(i have drawings of her i just hate them lol)

This is Velan! She is very busy on account of she's currently running several, concurrent, tax fraud schemes, is busy leading a group of people as their borderline-autocrat, doing mediator shit, and keeping track of the logistics for all of that. And making sure everyone gets fed. She is forty or fifty years old and does not need all this (well, technically, eighty-eight, but dragons age slower than humans). She also turns into a forty-foot-or-so dragon and can teleport to anywhere there's a shadow. She doesn't use the latter very often since she's not an assassin any more, but she used to. Most of the time, she's doing paperwork.

PROS:

extremely on top of everything. you'll never run out of condoms, lube, toys, or anything else you need if Velan is there alongside you. So long as you ask.

Been around the block a few times. Knows what she likes. Will tell you, not shy about it. Takes out a lot of the guesswork

Never involved in drama because she's way too mature for that

Probably one of the most pragmatic people you've ever met - she has her priorities all figured out. When she explains things it seems crystal-clear and obvious.

CONS:

Wayyyyy too busy to plan for you. You have to get everything together and get her to put the work down.

will not put up with boring sex or unpleasant relationships if she doesn't have to, which she doesn't, so you better get creative

Either you travel with her and join her clan as a traveling-companion or she vanishes off the face of the earth for all but three days per year.

You will always, always play second fiddle to the tax fraud schemes. They come first. You will be expected to deal with this like it's not upsetting at all.

Probably one of the most pragmatic people you've ever met, meaning that if you start being a problem, she'll just cut you loose. When she explains that, it'll seem obvious, too.

I want her. I won't even lie. If you don't smash I will.