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citrine-elephant · 1 year ago

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thinkin about leon suffering blood loss, mild delirium, and laughing his fuckin ass off at nonsense while chris is trying to get this motherfucker to safety

leon's just in chris' chest, breathless and giggling, but he can't remember wtf it was about, and that's only fueling the giggle-fit.

for some reason,,,

#me when i'm short of breath and in pain starting to daydream to aleviate #ithink covid affected my breathing cuz it #it hard ish #that or i fucked up wearing opne of my binders lol #thinking about leon having broken his leg #nearly severing an attery via femur break!#he doesn't cuz it's a death sentence #but it's just.... oof that's a lot!#would getting bitten and rolled by a BOW croc be....#thinking about the fucker getting his calf and dragging him through somethin #like a catwalk right? between the handrails #it's such a tight squeeze paired with the fuckin BOW trying to death roll him #the angle snaps his fuckin femur and he's lucky to not bleed out then and there....#unrealistic leon can survive being thrown and smashed and not to mention his head injuries...#leon when getting thrown into a wall + smashing into the ground 'it only kinda hurts its fine'#me in pain = putting the sexyman in WORSE pain

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