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“Shit, thanks for that. You don’t need to worry about me, though. A little homelessness wouldn’t hurt. What am I gonna do out there, die?” I playfully roll my eyes, and go in for a hug— Albeit carefully.

“Yeah, I uh… I see that. How’s that going for you?”

Mister Wilson?

Is that ya? For real for real?

“The one and only,” I grin. You see, it’s funny because— Well, if I have to explain the joke, I guess it’s not funny. The smile fell off of my face. “Yeah, it’s me. But Pyxie Stick, the real question is: Is that YOU? For real for real?”

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Mister Wilson?

Is that ya? For real for real?

“The one and only,” I grin. You see, it’s funny because— Well, if I have to explain the joke, I guess it’s not funny. The smile fell off of my face. “Yeah, it’s me. But Pyxie Stick, the real question is: Is that YOU? For real for real?”

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Ooc: hey, all. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve kinda disappeared for like… months. I’ve kinda been going through it lmao. Depending on how much demand there is for it, I may return to posting regular content to this page.

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I thought these were tide pods 😔

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OOC: Idk if i'm doing this right! But i love this blog! Also, Do you RP with random people or is it anyone? Like does the account have to be based in on the character- Random thought, Anyways! I love this blog it's so yummy :D (I couldn't find a better word ;-;)

OOC: I’ll roleplay with just about anyone but be warned that I’m very shitty about responding in a timely manner

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Casually talks about murder

Murder is literally my job and I never shutte tha fuck uppe so that checks out

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let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

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I’m alive!! Not like that’s gonna change any time soon. How about you?

hii!

@fox-barnes

Hey!! :0

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hii!

@fox-barnes

Hey!! :0

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This fucker wants to sit on babies

CAN I BABYSIT THE KID?

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

i don't know, can you

they seem too old to need a sitter but you could hang out with them for sure

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Yeah, but like… Are you a “sort my papers and get me a coffee” kind of intern? Or are you a “learning military secrets” kind of intern

Hey, Petey. What exactly are you the intern OF?

I’m the intern OF Tony Stark

Hope this helps!

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Shana Tova to everyone who celebrates! Have a great Rosh Hashanah.

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I don’t know what bussy means but I’m getting it on a t shirt

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They didn’t even take me out for dinner!

Sorry for the half assed activity, the depression is eating my ass and it didn’t even ask first

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Guys my ask box is fucking FULL of COCKTOBER, have mercy

@dead-in-the-pool @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

I’m looking directly at you two specifically