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I thought these were tide pods 😔

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OOC: Idk if i'm doing this right! But i love this blog! Also, Do you RP with random people or is it anyone? Like does the account have to be based in on the character- Random thought, Anyways! I love this blog it's so yummy :D (I couldn't find a better word ;-;)

OOC: I’ll roleplay with just about anyone but be warned that I’m very shitty about responding in a timely manner

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Casually talks about murder

Murder is literally my job and I never shutte tha fuck uppe so that checks out

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let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

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I’m alive!! Not like that’s gonna change any time soon. How about you?

hii!

@fox-barnes

Hey!! :0

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hii!

@fox-barnes

Hey!! :0

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This fucker wants to sit on babies

CAN I BABYSIT THE KID?

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

i don't know, can you

they seem too old to need a sitter but you could hang out with them for sure

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Face reveal because another DP recently did it and so now we can be cute TOGETHER!! She/He pronouns please 💜

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Yeah, but like… Are you a “sort my papers and get me a coffee” kind of intern? Or are you a “learning military secrets” kind of intern

Hey, Petey. What exactly are you the intern OF?

I’m the intern OF Tony Stark

Hope this helps!

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Shana Tova to everyone who celebrates! Have a great Rosh Hashanah.

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I don’t know what bussy means but I’m getting it on a t shirt

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They didn’t even take me out for dinner!

Sorry for the half assed activity, the depression is eating my ass and it didn’t even ask first

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Guys my ask box is fucking FULL of COCKTOBER, have mercy

@dead-in-the-pool @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

I’m looking directly at you two specifically

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Very beautiful, very powerful

glittery doodle :>

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Sorry for the half assed activity, the depression is eating my ass and it didn’t even ask first

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(I flinch back, grimacing a little as the tip of a blade nicks my ribs. I may not be able to die, but I can feel pain.) It’s not my fault I exist, you know. Take it up with Rob Liefeld or Fabian Nicieza, maybe you’ll get some real results.

Look, I think you’re a pretty cool kid. But, like… You’re only in my shadow because you’re limiting yourself. You can do your own thing. You’ve got a cute little shark. You’ve got cool ass powers. You can alter reality itself, and you’re deciding to live in one where I’m this big fucking problem. And the funniest part is that I’m literally just fucking vibing. AND I’m probably one of your biggest fans!

So, (I huff, and swing my fist at your face. Petty revenge, for the fact that you tried cutting me up like a wagyu.) chill the hell out. Take an anger management class. And maybe a Xanax.

*You hear a clatter in your front room. This oughta be good, huh? Don’t worry. I’ll try and make this interesting.*

- @gwenpooleofish

(I only have a studio apartment, goofball! I have one BIG room and then a bathroom. But for the sake of the plot, I was in the bathroom. The clatter startles me for a moment, but I brush it off. After all, it’s probably Pyxis or my inter-dimensional secret second roommate. I wash my hands because I’m not a monster, and walk out of the bathroom as I’m rubbing my still-damp hands on my pants.)