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i'm surprised how utterly embarrassing it would be to have sex with a tech bro nepo baby arms dealer didn't make it into your "reasons why they'd be a bad lay" for Tony.

I literally listed his entire personality as a thing that makes him unfuckable what else do you want

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I see that some of you are under the impression that this is up for discussion

been thinking about the MCU again. specifically I think all of those fictional men would be terrible to have sex with.

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fuck you mean “Peter - literally Chris Pratt”

/genuine question actually

unsure which part of this is confusing if I can be very honest

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a couple people from the wedding added me on facebook and I haven't posted on facebook in almost 2 years but I'm down so stupid bad for one of them that I briefly entertained the notion of becoming active on facebook again just to have a venue to impotently pretend that I might, someday, find the gumption to attempt to flirt before inevitably giving up and resigning myself to the convent without having actually accomplished a single thing

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But what about Erik Stevens (I want to see what bad things you say about him)

the way I had to use google to realize that's just fucking Killmonger

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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

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Kill yourself worthless bigot

be so honest is this because I said Thor smells like a wet dog

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Tony - weird little mustache, also his personality

Steve - he's very sad. also the 1940s were just a very different time sexually and if we fucked I'd be studying him like a bug to see how he's navigating that cultural divide and idk it just wouldn't feel right. on account of how sad he is.

Thor - smells like a wet dog I guarantee it

Bruce - unfortunately could become the Hulk at any point. possibly on too many antidepressants to even have a libido

Clint - lmao

Rhodey - active duty military guy??? I don't fucking think so

Bucky - cannot run the risk of him having a war flashback and subsequent panic attack mid-bone

Sam - admittedly it pains me to do this but I'm sorry. no veterans in my vagina.

Peter - is literally Chris Pratt

Vision - creepy robot. also I guarantee Tony tried to have cybersex with him back when he was just a computer and I don't need that baggage.

Pietro - going to cum in 14 seconds and also he MIGHT? be a teenager. unclear.

T'Challa - inherently unfuckable by virtue of being a fr hereditary monarch. abdicate the throne and we can talk, catboy

Scott - gonna want to do some weird shit getting tiny and crawling in my pussy. also he seems like he needs to cuddle and stay over and I can't with that.

Doctor Strange, first name Doctor last name Strange - no and you know why

Shang-Chi - I haven't actually seen Shang-Chi so idk what his deal is but I'm sure it's something by virtue of being a leading man in the MCU

I'm gonna preempt anyone who tries to go "but in the COMICS" well we're not talking about the comics are we. I'm talking about the movies.

been thinking about the MCU again. specifically I think all of those fictional men would be terrible to have sex with.

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At my local pride there was one group who was only plaing Taylor Swift songs and advertising their "Taylor Swift themed Pride afterparty" and my soul got violently thrown back to the battlefield of your taylor swift isn't queer post....I get it now, so sorry for ppl misinterpreting your post

god the stranglehold she has on the most tasteless gay people in the world... unparalleled

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Hello! I'm new here and searched your blog and couldn't find anything on this, but apologies if this is a repeat question.

So, how do I bite a neck/throat safely? I've been doing some research and a lot of resources basically just say it's risky but offer no advice on how to do it as safely as possible. Would you happen to know anything about this or have some resources? Thank you <3

speaking as someone who likes getting bit pretty hard. I cannot say there's any particular strat I've ever employed other than "aim for the sides of the neck, not dead center" and "if they say ow, it's time to stop."

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Emoji bracket when?

when I have time to do something dumb as hell lmao. hopefully soon.

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god stop talking about Matt Murdock. he's literally Catholic.

been thinking about the MCU again. specifically I think all of those fictional men would be terrible to have sex with.