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incorrect-wonka-quotes · 1 year ago

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Wonka: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Noodle: Where did you get that?

Wonka: My pocket.

Noodle: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Wonka: Skills.

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m3ntally-unstable · 10 months ago

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When you read a really good fic but then after ur done reading it, realising that it was a part of a series so now your dying because now you’ve ruined it.

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chalamet-hl · 1 month ago

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Remember ✨

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darkacademiablues · 10 months ago

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Timothée Chalamet for L’officiel Hommes, 2017 and New York Times Style , 2017

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astrogirlythings · 1 year ago

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Mamma.. 🥹❤️

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year ago

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ROSE: The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he is a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near-limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves.

JOHN: “wonka” again?

ROSE: Absolutely “Wonka” again. You cannot make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming-of-age tale; you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon.

JOHN: not entirely a train of thought i’ve ever had about willy wonka, but i can see what you mean. he’s kind of like the god of the chocolate factory. that’s, like, his realm.

ROSE: Exactly. All the audiences want is for him to be given some new victims, some new interesting kills, and to set him loose.

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semi-sweetandnuts · 10 months ago

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Catcf x text posts

#catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf 2005 #willy wonka #charlie bucket #violet beauregarde #veruca salt #mike teavee #text post #memes #incorrect quotes #johnny depp

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shadowjinx2906 · 2 months ago

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Marauders Era As Willy Wonka Quotes P.9:

Barty: If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?

James: What kind of a question is that?!

Barty: No need to snap. Just a question…

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mcelquotes · 6 months ago

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I think it's nice to reclaim things that bring us joy if we can, from, from horrid people and take it from them and make it our own and ground their names into the dust.

Justin McElroy

#quotes #quote #justin mcelroy #sawbones #sawbones: willy wonka #roald dahl #mcelroys #imo this only really applies if the author is dead and no longer able to actively cause harm

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multifamdomfan · 2 months ago

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Willy: *on the phone* Pick up, pick up, pick up. *Lottie picks up* HIII, Lottie! I love you so much! Can I have $25,000?

Lottie: No?! What ingredient for chocolate do you need that costs $25,000?

Willy: Oh, no it's not for chocolate. It's for an escape room.

Lottie: What escape room costs $25,000?

Will: ... prison

Lottie: I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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