#wonka 2023 incorrect quotes

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Wonka: When life gives you lemons-

Noodle: Make lemonade?

Wonka: No. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

[incorrect-wonka-quotes]

Wonka: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Noodle: Where did you get that?

Wonka: My pocket.

Noodle: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Wonka: Skills.

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Willy: Good morning, gentlemen!

Slugworth: Good morning. I see the assassins have failed

[musicalmystery]

Lottie: Do you know that it’s been a couple years since I’ve talked to anybody?

Willy: That’s okay. You’re good at it. You’re not boring, don’t mumble or spit when you talk. You should do it more often and smile. You have a wonderful smile.

[multifamdomfan]

Willy: *on the phone* Pick up, pick up, pick up. *Lottie picks up* HIII, Lottie! I love you so much! Can I have $25,000?

Lottie: No?! What ingredient for chocolate do you need that costs $25,000?

Willy: Oh, no it's not for chocolate. It's for an escape room.

Lottie: What escape room costs $25,000?

Will: ... prison

Lottie: I'll be there in 10 minutes.

[kawaiidoodles95-blog]

Willy Wonka: Sit up and listen down!

Everyone: *sits up and looks down as they are listening.*

Willy Wonka: Ok then…

[hellbeast-go-walkies]

What up, I'm Willy Wonka, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

[reylokisses]

Incorrect Wonka Quote:

Noodle: You know, Willy - out of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Abacus: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Willy: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Piper: A realist sees a freight train.

Noodle: The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Noodle: So how are you gonna settle this argument with Lofty?

Willy: Easy. I’m gonna wait until I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, then die immediately. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m gonna win that way.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Willy: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

Noodle: Headless chicken, Willy.

Willy: Uh, no! How's a chicken supposed to run around without a head?!

Noodle: How's it run around without feet?

Willy: I'M NOT THE CHICKEN, NOODLE, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Willy: Unless...

Lofty: Why do you do that? Why do you say “unless” and then pause? Just finish the thought.

[incorrect-wonka-quotes]

Oompa Loompa: I hate you sometimes.

Wonka: Well according to this picture Noodle drew of us holding hands that's not true.

Oompa Loompa: Mr Wonka, you drew that.

Wonka: It doesn't matter.

[incorrect-wonka-quotes]

Noodle, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Wonka, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

[incorrect-wonka-quotes]

Wonka: Hello friends!

Noodle:

Larry:

Abacus:

Piper:

Lottie:

Wonka: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.

[incorrect-wonka-quotes]

Slugworth: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Slugworth: *cuts piece of cake*

Chief: ...can I have some?

Slugworth: cake is for talkers.