#wish rants

[wishtale-blogs]

Crappppppppp

Tomorrow is Sunday!!! I hate Sundays so muchhhh

Why do I have to go to church for two hours???? I hate it, and it’s absolutely miserable bc I have no one to pass the time with usually.

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Kim bongseok is mama's sweet boy with a heart of gold 💛

[stringsbasement]

ngl i 100% thought peri would be an antagonist

he's the first fairy in thousands of years, born directly under the lineage of what has to be the most powerful fairy family line in current existence

(cosmo is a von strangle, and also the very reason fairies stopped having babies in the first place. he's incredibly powerful and nobody talks about it for some reason. it's clear peri inherited that destructive potential)

the second he was born, entire fairy species (including his own kin) were out to get him to use his volatile magic for their own selfish goals. he's nearly kidnapped thrice, and almost ends the universe on the same day

the threats keep coming, and he's being dragged to countless adventures that put him at risk. he literally ceases to exist more than once

anyway, i wouldn't be surprised if some form of expectations were placed upon him growing up. maybe not by his family, but he's famous (a teacher described him as such once); in fairy world, he's automatically adored and celebrated by adults and peers alike, which foop antagonizes (and tries to kill) him for

cosmo and wanda would, realistically, of course try to shield him from all this, but no matter what they do, he's inevitably isolated

people either want to use him, put him on a pedestal, or is a universally infamous human godchild who will forget all about him in a matter of years

(cosmo and wanda becoming godparents and learning (choosing) to eventually let go of their kids is one thing, but it can be assumed poof was still a young, underdeveloped child by the time timmy (+chloe, for what it's worth) got his memories wiped

and he sees that timmy's able to live his own happy life without him in it. he lost his brother just like that, and there's nothing he can do despite all his godly powers)

there's so, so many ways he could've gone wrong

thus, my initial thought was that peri was going to be a somewhat petty, "spoiled brat," and him becoming a godparent would be the result of spite or rebellion, which cosmo and wanda would feel entirely responsible for. I HATE MY PARENTS!! yada yada yada

it was a pleasant surprise to see all those clips of them loving each other. and it's not even because i doubted for a second that cosmo and wanda are bad parents, it's just what you usually expect when seeing shows from the 2000s, even if it doesn't make sense

all things considered, i'm very glad they went for the lighthearted silly family trope. not every show needs such conflicts, and showing healthy dynamics are better for kids overall

still, i find it interesting to think about if they'd gone down another route instead. i love me a pathetic cringy villain who tries (fails) to hate the people they love the most

[blueberrygemxx]

Skinny September.

[looney-mooney-studio]

Please enjoy this meme I put way too much effort into

[queerhorns]

“It’s bad writing, the affini are overpowered” that’s the point it’s kinky wish fulfillment

“What the affini do is horrible you can’t just say that they are good” I can because it’s not real life it’s kinky wish fulfillment

“You can’t just ignore problematic implications” watch me. It’s kinky wish fulfillment I’m not here to analyze, critique, or philosophize about it. I’m just here for kinky wish fulfillment

“I think it’s horrifying” don’t read it. Block the tags. If you don’t enjoy it, if it’s disturbing to you avoid it!

I don’t think what the affini do is good or justified but, and I cannot stress this enough, it’s kinky wish fulfillment. It’s not supposed to stand up to real world morals because it’s kinky wish fulfillment!

I think giant plant ladies drugging me and treating me as a pet with love and care is hot. I enjoy the fantasy being unconditionally loved and being completely cared for with no responsibilities even if the methods are fucked up (sometimes because it’s a fucked up). I don’t care if you think it’s gross that’s how kink works. Some like it some don’t and neither view is morally correct or superior. “Critiquing” kink is weird since it’s based in fantasy and whatever the fuck the writers and readers find enjoyable not real life and logic.

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I really love scavenger’s reign and I want more people to watch it but there’s one thing that’s been bugging me about that show.

Why didn’t the lesbian fuck the robot.

[angelofanimation]

“why does heinz have an accent but roger doesn’t” oh i don’t know maybe it’s because roger has a career that requires he always be surrounded by people and therefore picked up the native parlance over the years it takes to rise to the rank of mayor, and heinz is an introverted wreck of a man (affectionate) whose only consistent coworker doesn’t talk

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It’s literally disgusting how many old freak pedos slither their way into the ED community. Those types of people are literally as low as it can get.

Reblog if you do not welcome pedos anywhere near your page‼️

[frogb0nez]

Some facts/statements I use to remind myself that a day or two eating above your calorie limit is not going to reverse all your progress, even if it feels like it has 💕

-You would have to consume roughly 3500 cal above your bmr to put on 1 lbs/0.5kg. The extra few hundred won't have as drastic an effect as your brain believes.

-The weight you think you've put on so quickly is water retention and if you drink enough water it usually goes away.

-The extra calories sometimes help some people with keeping their metabolism high, meaning more weight loss in the long run.

-I know the extra weight in your stomach feels awful but it will pass eventually. Everything passes eventually.

-You can always exercise some/all of the extra calories off for peace of mind if you can't cope.

-Progress never looks like a straight line. Whether you've binged or not your body is still going to have ups and downs. This is just an up wave you need to try and ride.

-Do your best not to let it tear you apart. Try to distract yourself with something for the rest of the day to keep your head above water. If your head does sink under, on the plus side, crying burns a decent amount of calories.

-You are not a robot. Slip ups happen and they're probably happening because you're lacking vital nutrition. Allow your body a break sometimes even if your mind isn't happy about it. A few hundred extra calories may stop you from passing out and bashing your head on the wall.

-Tomorrow is a new day. If no coping mechanisms are helping, sleep it off the best you can. Sleep burns a surprising amount of calories and you can always start fresh the next day.

-You are not a failure. Just because your mind keeps telling you that you are doesn't mean it's true. It's your survival instincts bleeding through the disorder. It's a reminder that the you from before this is still in there somewhere and you'll find them one day. A reminder that deep down you're still capable of finding enjoyment and happiness in something other than watching numbers fall.

-If you've read this far tysm for taking the time to do so and I wish you the best in this crappy life. Stay safe and remember to be smart about your health through this journey💕

[ashes-in-a-jar]

I haven't thought much about Jonathan Sims for long enough that I kinda feel like I've started thinking about him a little more divorced of the emotional attachment I might have had once. Because I just saw a post lamenting his slow descent into inhumanity and losing his identity, becoming the archivist rather than Jonathan Sims, losing his friends, his house, everything he loves.

But is that true? That put upon head archivist persona he had in the beginning, was that really him? The way I see it, real life has already leached him of any identity he might have had, he didn't really have friends, Tim and Sasha clearly weren't, as we saw in their season 5 recording. He chose to make them his subordinates over beib friends, pushed away Georgie, he became so desperate for approval that he agreed to take a job he clearly has no idea how to do, let his stress over it isolate him from everyone around him, had a desperate need to assert himself in the beginning of every recording as 'head archivist of the Magnus institute london'. Forget about even having a home, he often slept in his office for heaven's sake.

The way I see it, this story is about him finding himself, finding the perfect place for himself in this already doomed world that was already strangling him and everyone around him. He became the Archivist, no longer needing to connect himself to some godforsaken capitalistic institute to identify himself. found his role, he enjoyed its power, even admitted to it. He found love. He found purpose in trying to save the world. In the end he was surrounded with the friends he made along the way (as friendly as they could be under the circumstances). He was finally allowed to make real choices, have true responsibility over himself and not be some tired corporate worker, part of a tired pointless system. Sure his choices weren't that great, and getting there was through outside manipulation and his own ignorance and he had to suffer immensely and pay an awful price of what we like to call his "humanity" but he Became and found what we all look for - his calling.

"It's still me" he says in the last episode. Because he is. He lost nothing and gained everything. Even dying in his lover's arms.

Forget about being human. In the end Jon achieves apotheosis and truly becomes Jonathan Sims

[wishtale-blogs]

Tw vent/rant

Ok, I know I complain abt my class and how loud and rude they are, and I’m sure it’s super annoying but I seriously can’t with my class this year.

Idk what happened over the summer but most of them have become some of the rudest and most disrespectful people I’ve ever met.

Are they just now comfortable and this is what they were hiding last year?? Because if that’s so I’m gonna make them go right on back into their shells bc I’m done with their crap. It isn’t fair to me and the very few others in my class that actually want to try and learn, and it most certainly isn’t fair to the teachers that are trying to teach.

Like I don’t care that you don’t want learn and you plan to boycott the school, I don’t care about stupid politics, and I most certainly don’t care about your homophobia!!! Just be quiet so I can do my work in peace!! Is that too much to ask for???

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no no no you DID NOT JUST DO THAT .... i was so happy when tumblr didnt try to pretend to be someonelse. gosh i just received that dreaded update everyone got last month.... it sucks.

[stringsbasement]

only timmy is highlighted since he's the focus; of course, peri is their child as well. i don't believe they'd love either one more or over the other

it's my headcanon that wanda thought of timmy first when hearing those words, just as one would automatically think of their children in a certain order. in this case, oldest to youngest. when she says "we don't know," she's talking about both of them

it's clear cosmo and wanda cherished all of their godchildren, but i'm biased to think timmy was the first one that actually felt like theirs. he's practically their "firstborn," with how peri was raised alongside him since birth until they could no longer be together

not to mention how timmy was the reason peri was born in the first place

deep down, they all know their family can never be truly complete without him

[blueberrygemxx]

Vision board!

[looney-mooney-studio]

We got Canon Irep Design let’s gooooooo

(Also, I’m giving this pair a ship name, here and now, if only for tagging purposes. I dub thee, Fairy Goddads!)