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Anything worth doing is worth doing half assed
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
#just do something#eat something#mov your body a little bit#even if it’s just flailing around in bed if you cant stand up#wipe down with baby wipes#brush your hair#wash your bangs#rinse out your mouth or brush with water if you hate the taste of toothpaste#and don’t be afraid to look into options you don’t think are for you#I use kid’s toothpaste bc it doesn’t taste like mint hell#my toothbrush has an alien on it#it’s not stupid if it makes your life better#just do the thing#and if you can’t that’s okay too#my comments#my tags#over and out
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i love reading fan-translated manga bc one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the lack of localization, one group will make it sound completely normal, and one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the extremity of localization. never change.
#love this one vampire oneshot who kept using britsh-isms. balls.. i made up my mind i wouldnt drink it yeah..?#but im reading one that got a new translator who started going OFF THE RAILS. okay this character is a 30yo accountant right.#one chapter hes talking normal. the next: 'as long as the miasma lingers the strength of the barrier becomes crucial baby!#we're gonna have surveillance team stationed in the forest baby! theyll be rockin those raincoats; regularly layin down the law to prevent#any nasty toxic fumes from escapin. its gonna be a 40 out of 10 no doubt! in short its a matter of 'wipe your own ass'!'#WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IM GOING TO THROW UP LAUGHING#and then his love interest (stoic; LOVE INTEREST I WANT TO EMPHASIZE)#is like 'youve been hanging around the miasma core for quite a while today dude!'#dont call him dude before you fuck are you crazy!
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I cannot survive this day lol
#it’s only noon and I need to go to bed immediately and start over#our one triumph today: at the dentist he had his first truly epic blowout - we’re talking poop all up his back inside his onesie#no changing table in the bathroom#and my mom had taken the car so no access to the more elaborate changing setup in the car#so I had to change him on the floor using the three remaining wipes in the pack#while he screamed like he was being tortured and kicked poop everywhere#but we did it we made it and then he chugged a bottle of milk like a soldier who’d just survived his first skirmish with the enemy#I have to take ruthie to the vet in a couple hours but she’s started acting fine today so I’m afraid I’ll be wasting a huge amount of money#meanwhile Pip has started vomiting everywhere#but I think he’s just stressed about baby/sudden change#naturally though I had to have a huge crying jag in the bathroom about the fact of his mortality#anyway friends I’m hanging in there#I need to just simplify simplify simplify#I will lie down for a bit now#then I will try to walk the dogs so it’s out of the way#need to leave by 2:30 to get Ruthie in#and I can listen to a hockey podcast and feel more human on the way#then once that’s done I can just do nothing tonight if I need to#my mom is leaving around 4 for the evening but#I’ve mixed the formula and cleaned all the bottles so I think I can just like#hopefully lie around with the baby#the other thing I need to do is write my mom a thank you letter before she leaves#I just haven’t had the energy but maybe I can ask her to take the baby for an hour tomorrow#and sit outside somewhere and work on it#postpartum tag#today has just been a higher difficulty level lol but I’ll have other kinds of days too#all will be well
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sweet little man who i am sosososo allergic to
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im so hungry but our fridge is broken and our kitchen smells weird (bc we still need to clean it out) and they havent told us when they're gonna come look and we need to go groceries but we cant get anything that isnt shelf stable for the foreseeable future and hnnnmghhhh
#i just want a creamed cheese bagel ):#i gotta throw out stuff from the fridge today we were just..too wiped and hopeful it wouldnt fully shut down#but that thing is Warm;~;#i also just got out of therapy so i am a small baby thing rn#so im extra pouty and sad rn ab it 🥺#bunny rambles
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I have been spraying straight liquid out of my ass for almost half an hour now someone PLEASE kill me
#goblin mode#ibs posting#''i kinda feel like i have to poop im going to do that before bed' <- me in the past naive and clueless the fountain i was going to become#its been TWO SESSIONS#like i say here for god knows how long dying and thought i was done THOUGH it was over and went to finish getting ready for bed#then#right as i layed down i felt another gurgling a cramp in my guts#and now here were are once more#round two electric boogaloo#someone save me#i would KILL for some baby wipes rn PLEASE 😔😔😔
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⸻ ✧ nesting has officially begun. i spent 8 hours deep cleaning and de-cluttering the apartment 🫣 and i still have the bedroom / the office to do but it’s 5pm and i think it’s time to ignore my brain and just chill out 😫
#anyways i’m going to cook dinner and hang out on here#i’ll probably work on blog aesthetics and bios for today#my brain is wiped from not sitting down at all lmaooo#but i called the next two days off so i can finish de-cluttering & cleaning && i’ll be working on catching up on all drafts here!!#that way when the baby comes i’ll be coolin#and i have a feeling she’s going to come a-knockin early 🫣#⸻ ✧ ooc.
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this is extremely important to me it means so much....if u get it u get it and if u don't u dont.... (fics are all from the wonderful mother_of_houseplants btw shes amazing and so is her writing which is evident in these screenshots)
#THERES JUST SOMETHING THAT HITS ABOUT THEM SEEING THE WOMAN WHO GAVE UP HER LIFE TO RAISE THEM AS BEAUTIFUL#like because to them she is one of the most. her tenderness and warmth and care and love for them as if theyre her own make her beautiful#amongst other things#its like when people who actually have a good relationship w their mothers say that their mom is the most beautiful woman in the world#thats exactly what this is giving and im all for it#this is the woman that read bedtime stories to them and wiped their tears and cooked their favourite meals#its from such a wholesome perspective too since theyre her brothers/kids like when they think of her beauty they think of#her demonstrations of love for them and her smile and her warm kind eyes and her liveliness#i could go on about this....#its also similar to how frank calls her beautiful multiple times which im totally normal (very insane) about#“there is a line of water across her forehead” shes run-down from housework and not dressed up at all but theres so much beauty in#her visible hospitality#her beauty isn't defined by it but its present within it#man. just the beauty of fiona gallagher.#+ it hits more when you realise that from their perspective there is no one else in the world who will love them as unconditionally or#no-one besides her who has done the things for them that shes done#this is the woman whose face theyve all looked into since they were babies
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actually, y'know what. I love women and girl characters that murder. Who manipulate. Who makes mistakes. Who say the wrong thing in a conversation when comforting someone. Who judges people prematurely. Who don't have all the facts and acts on them when felt cornered. Who rages against the machine. Who attacks the innocent who they deem guilty. Who are reckless. Who are angry. Who fight and kill for the sake of it. Who become a monster. Who are the beast they sought out to destroy. I love women's wrongs every god damn day. And she can slice me in half, whether or not she is a parallel to another man. Cause I find that awesome, hot, cool, fire, and pretty bombastic. Cause I love it.
And I wouldn't be writing such characters if I didn't love them that way with all my heart.
#I love the characters who I might hate in real life#Cause you gotta do something really bad in order for me to hate you now#Like deport me from a country#... Cough#Anyway#I love female characters who are monster#Literally#Not literally#And I love female characters who just say the wrong thing sometimes#And I hope they succeed in all of their endeavors#And win in every avenue#I have so many worst female characters who I love with all my heart#I literally adore them on the soul notion of how much effort I put into them#She could have literally burned down an orphanage or sabotaged a loving relationship or could have slipped a slur and I will love her#Cause she and all the others are my babies#I gave birth to her and wiped the placenta off all by myself and am a single mother#I will defend my darling daughters with my whole ass#Tell me your a fake woman lover without telling me your a fake woman lover
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becoming a (cat)parent changes you in ways you thought would never be possible 😭
#tbd#i am absolutely terrified sobbing on sight of bugs#but for my baby?????#i am gods strongest soldier i bawl as i unload half a can of raid on the gruesome wolf spider that popped out of my window#and then vacuum up and wipe everything down with gloves on#ANYTHING FOR BAISLEY 😭
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the south is great. you get people who said "filled" like "field" and "still" like "steel"
#went to my brother's wife's church this morning for this baby dedication and it's a Baptist church#so u know that pastor was pacing the length of the choir loft wiping down his forehead#it was great
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Pepper is the chunkiest little guy
#Spider#'Nother feeding day for him and he's so Round now#I also got a picture of the topside of his abdomen - he likes his belly to be facing outwards quite a lot for some reason#He stands on the wall closest to the outside but obviously away from it so I can only see his underside#So I very carefully disturbed him by turning his feeding enclosure around to get a better shot#And I dunno if it's me being near-sighted - I /have/ new glasses now! - but the picture looks Different than how I see him with my eyes#He looks - redder??#Which definitely Is part of the Princeps transformation for males for sure but not for a while!! He's just a baby!!#Anyway I couldn't be more stoked at how big and healthy he looks <3#He did a really cute thing earlier today when I spritzed his main enclosure with water haha#He did the little Cat Has Water On Its Paws thing hehehe <3#Literally rubbed his legs which were closest to the water together to get them wiped down#With that little stutter-step when you're using like half of your normal amount of legs than usual haha#He's so cute <3
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what the everliving fuck? did i do so wrong? i tried difficulty ONE of swarm disaster, says for team lvl 66, i took in 4 80s, and on the second stage kafka pasted my entire party?? (trl phys, qq, dhil, and luocha). i just...that is the literal BEGINNING after the tutorial?? what the fuck? how did i fuck up so *badly*
#i was trying path remembrance and it seemed to be doing fine?#and then everything just fucking blew up in my face?#if i can't get through baby level one how am i supposed to finish one chapter much less 13??#god i hate sim univ shit anyway#i literally said on their survey they have us spending too much time in it#so we get this massive sprawling event that looks overwhelming as fuck and was intimidating me all day#as i read on literally every social media i use people boggling at being party wiped but at least mid-high lvls#not shitty baby level like i just did?#and it's literally jam all the sim universe to the extreme down your throat like you hate sim universe well bend over and take it#am i going to have to lose out on this whole event?#i'm already behind everyone else so badly like i'm so far behind on getting my whole crew to max lvl and shit#but i've been working on relics and on light cones and i took in four of my good people?#i guess i just suck ass that bad goddamn#i love this game but wow idk maybe it's telling me i'm not good enough#sorry just wow my confidence just nosedived to negative digits and i feel discouraged as fuck and a game is supposed to be fun#and this is NOT fun#and i'm going to have to force myself to do it and it's going to take so much time#fuck#i still have to do another regular sim univ for the week too#i hate this T__T i'm never going to finish in a month
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eughhh gort‘s ‘fatherly’ hugs for zeke… a kiss on the forehead… puking
#🤢#a bloody mouth taking a bite. teeth gnashing like gears crushing#again the concept of father/home being invaded and used to conquer and crush…#zeke would do that thing. wiping his forehead and gort would double down and punish him for rudeness and disrespect#he does not do this very often tho. special occasions. cradling him in his arms like a baby after the horrific things in act 3 he did to eke#bg3#enver gortash#gortash & zeke#gortash#baldur's gate 3
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#just got home from babysitting one of the kids from my class#usually when i babysit they cry when mom and dad leave#but the only time this one cried today was when i left 😭#we’re besties#i babysat him and his baby sister and he was SO helpful turning lights on for me and getting diaper cream#he finished his dinner a lot faster than his sister did and i had a hard time giving him attention too so i gave him a baby wipe and said#will you be my cleaning helper?#and for the next ten minutes he wiped down the entire kitchen#ugh he's so so so sweet#diary
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lil rant about dog training oops
#so. my 80lb gangly-ass dog is a gigantic baby for any kind of grooming or healthcare stuff.#and he was only getting more and more frantic the more i tried to get him used to it#doing it on the couch when hes sleepy? nope. starts frantically flailing around and panting wildiy#trying to introduce it slowly? nope. trying to distract him with lots of treats/a lick mat of peanut butter? nope#and this dog is prone to ear gunk and eye gunk :((((#ive had to essentially pin him a couple times for his own good to give him eye drops for an eye infection#and i felt so bad about it both times and he was panicking but like. fuck.#so. before that happens again. ive been working with him on co-operative care.#which for me looks like putting a treat on a face height chair#and while he's staring at it#ill slowly in very small stages introduce whatever i need to do (ear wipe ear drops eye drops nail trim etc)#and frequently every time i make progress#like he lets me tap his nail with the clippers or lets me get the eye dropper close to his eye without flinching#i say 'okay!' and let him eat the treat he has a couple inches from his snoot#and replace it#and repeat making as much progress each time as he'll let me#whenever he needs to take a break and its too much for him he'll back up and lie down#and i take that as a cue to put down my tools and wait#and sure enough. eventually he'll get back up and be ready to go again#its a huge time sink but honestly still so much easier than wrestling a squirming freaking out dog who's nearly as big as me#and absolutely zero panic attack level freakouts on his end that end with him stress panting for like half an hour after#using this i managed to get him to let me to wipe out his ears entirely within like 15 minutes#and same with eye drops which is HUGE because he fucking hates eye drops#like. he voluntarily stood there and let me do it. zero holding or forcing he just stands there and lets me.#anyways. idk what my point is other than despite this taking a lot of patience on my part this is so so much less stressful for both of us#and is going to create much much better habits in the long run and isnt going to create a dog who is insanely fear reactive at the groomers#and also also fuck my ex who insisted that it took too long and wasnt worth it and as long as we had two people to hold our first dog down#it didnt matter if she was panicking bc we could just overpower her#idk. dogs will do a lot for you if you just put the smallest amount of effort into working with them.#lucas the land seal
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