#Not literally

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what is E=MC²

Peter: Energy= Monster × Coffee

Harley: Energy= maraujana × coke

[pardonmydelays]

listening to navigating on a loop cause i have better taste in music than tyler joseph

[jcollinswrites]

I haven't noticed how much AI generated content fucked up Google until I started using Google Translate very regularly when I can't remember a word in English (English is not my first language).

It's... upsetting how bad it has become. It cannot even translate simple words anymore in most cases. I have to use an honest-to-god paper dictionary from 2004, like a 🦴caveman🦴. Apart from the fact that it's obviously 250 times slower, it doesn't even have some of the words I'm looking for, definitely not the newer expressions. I should probably buy a newer version but they are so damn expensive...

Plus, it's giving me horrible high school flashbacks 😵‍💫

BUT IT'S STILL WORLDS BETTER THAN GOOGLE TRANSLATE WHAT THE HELL!!!

[auroramoon-draws16]

Have I done this one before? I hope not

Assassin’s Creed x The Mandalorian

Dadalorian edition

DinLuke (you can keep it platonic if you want, but I’m a sucker for this ship, sorry not sorry)

Din adopts eldritch kid Desmond.

Desmond does his usual thing, aka dies, and gets isekai’d to a whole different galaxy. He doesn’t remember the full extent of his past, but he does remember shitty dad and early assassin training. (Plus ancestor memories in the form of dreams) He’s like… 6 at this point, first grader age.

He wakes up in an ancient force temple where Din was scoping out some kind of Jedi artifact for Luke, Desmond happened to be holding it when he appeared there.

Din finds Desmond and immediately goes “ah yes, a free child, mine now” but in his own way. Desmond is a nervous baby, but he eventually goes “tall scary armored man, he’s blue tho, and has food, so… friend? Friend.”

Din takes baby Desmond and the artifact back to Luke who’s grateful and fond at how sweet Din is being with both Desmond and Grogu.

Cue adorable fluff and domestic cuteness, also angst because Desmond describes how his og dad was like and they’re both just like: “yeah, no, this is our baby now, no take-backsies”

Also force shenanigans, Luke was nervous at first, due to how Desmond seemed so comfortable using the dark side of the force, but ultimately accepted how light side Desmond is about it and how calm he is, so he lets it slide.

Bonus Mand’alor Din

Murder baby Desmond taking out an assassin by himself, Din is both bamboozled and proud while Luke is very concerned but also proud. The Mandalorians adore the young heir, he’s very sweet and also efficient.

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

Being away from my blåhaj for winter break has me realizing how much blåhaj keeps me from feeling so touch starved

I am emotionally dependent on a stuffed shark

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Poseidon: I'm getting real tired of you picking on me! It won't be so fun when the shoes on the other foot!

Demeter: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me while looking like mermaid man from SpongeBob?

[lady-hibiscus]

perhaps the saddest thing of all is that one day, crowley wakes up feeling nothing anymore.

what is worse, falling out of love or not even caring that you did?

previous <- hibi's ineffable angst series pt. 16 -> next

[lfzyxf]

The urge to write a Black Noir fic where reader knows about his death and does everything they can to prevent it so Noir can get his happy ending.

[ask-the-blueberry-attorney]

would you like to donate a hug to a boy named sebby with a bad dad?

“Sebastian is owed a lot more than a hug.”

[littledemon55]

Br*ndon R*gers: *exists*

My honest reaction:

He's a slutshamer. He's friends with Vivienne Medrano and other messed up individuals. He probably supports rainbow capitalism. He's ugly-

Overall, his IQ gets exceeded by 1 <3

(He also hated on a minor for and I quote "cockblocking" an abusive relationship.)

This video is a good example of him being the worst ↓

[half-bakedboy]

You said I'm the love of your life You're the loss of my life

[vashito]

Sorry to hear about the health situation. Take the time you need and do what's best for you, good luck with everything ✌️

thank you! I'm doing better, meds keeping me stable. tho completely unrelated, now i have a broken arm, so woof

2024 needs to chill

[amazingbrainrot]

I want him carnally.

[questionable-idea]

Finally getting back into reading and once again Robbie is just too cute for my own good, with Kelly adding oil to the fire. Gods help me

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

When people called Zack a puppy Cloud agreed. Whole heartedly he agreed cause how could he not? The way Zack lit up when he talked to people he knew and liked and the fact that he was always willing to meet new people? All with this look that made people imagine perked ears and a wagging tail?? Total puppy.

What people didn’t know though, and what Cloud took absolute pride in being the only one who really knew it, was Zack was just like a cat in the privacy of their apartment.

With the way he would seek out affection but just as quickly bat Cloud away when he got over it or decided it was too much. Lazing around on the couch or in their bed, all languidly spread out and content to either nap or just sit there looking out the window. Randomly coming up to Cloud and purposefully getting in his space and hindering what he was doing just so he could gain his attention and affection.

It’s honestly adorable and Cloud absolutely loves it. Fully relishes in lathering on the affection when Zack wants it and leaving him be when he doesn’t. Laughs and jokes when the older gets in his space incessantly but ultimately yields anyway. Joins him in his lazing when he feels like it and wastes the day away nestled up against him.