#wilson weasel

[wormspoodle]

watched the captain underpants movie and it made me wanna draw some beloved childhood comics characters

[resident-idiot-simp]

Please imagine Laura going with Wade and Logan to Sister Margarets.

They are at the bar drinking while Wade and Logan are perusing jobs when someone comes up and tries to hit on her. She ignores the guy but he doesn't let up.

Weasel is anxiously looking between Logan and Wade to see what they'll do, but they seem truly uninterested and uncaring. And it is clear why when moments later when the guy tries to grab her.

He is easily held in the air by one arm fisted in his collar before being pushed to the floor and pinned by two claws hovering right over his neck. Everyone is frozen watching this (all except for Logan and Wade who are still debating what job would be best to take.)

Eventually she gets back up and takes her seat next to her father's once more and just asks for another drink which Weasel quickly gets.

The only acknowledgment of what just happened is Wade offering her a hand for a high five which she takes. And Logan's quietly muttered "That's my girl."

[icarusredwings]

Deadpool if it was a red string au:

Weasel: Man, I hope who ever is at the end of my string is hot.

Wade: Man, me too ahah- wait

Weasel: what?

Wade:...string??? As in.... one?

Weasel: uh... yeahhh??

Wade: *staring at his multiple, different colored strings, leading in all different directions* ..Shit.

[lil-playful-pup]

He's from where?

[asaltysquid]

Posting because I doubt I'll finish this but uhhh stupid cringy thing from my boyfriend and I's X-Men/Deadpool college au

Also I'm Weasel's biggest fan 😔 his only power is his huge meaty brain but he goes to the same college as them don't question it.

[antiqueanimals]

Drawing Animals. Written and illustrated by Maurice Wilson. Published in 1964.

Internet Archive

[cannedloafs]

Havent posted in a hot minute, anyways here's bunny suit Wade 😋👍

I'll make a Logan version if this gets over like,, 10 likes

[randommmthoughts]

Appreciation post for all the wonderful people cooperating on Deadpool 1

[darthmasterchief]

Since Laura is trending, here’s the first art of her I had commissioned.

[marvelgifs]

DEADPOOL (2016) dir. Tim Miller

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

Same thing

[wowowokay]

Okay I lied I’m posting more fic recs cause I feel like I’m going crazy without TikTok already 🥲

Five Times Steve Came Out by Accident, and One Time He Came Out on Purpose - suspendedinice

Okay so it’s about what the title says lolol but it’s really good!! James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers

Words: 2,851 Chapters: 1/1

Banshee In A Well - liverobinreaction (bugbee)

Amazing fic where Tim Drake can never die, well he dies but doesn’t stay dead he first finds out when he’s five years old anddd yeah that’s all I’m saying for that one I don’t want to accidentally spoil lolol

Words: 43,022 Chapters: 5/5

Frostbite - writer168

Okay I really didn’t want to recommend any unfinished works cause I personally dislike when others do it- BUT- this one is absolutely amazing so I had to lolol so it’s basically about Peter Parker he wanted to be able to help Aunt May with rent so he got a job at a bar (sister Margret’s school for wayward girls) and a bunch of issues start happening including who his bio mom is dun dun dunnn anyways ya check the tags cause I don’t want to accidentally spoil anything cause I’m horrible at not spoiling (accidentally!!)

Words: 128,452 Chapters: 24/36

Okay there you go enjoy!!

[resident-idiot-simp]

Mechanical Bull

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Wade convinces Weasel to get a mechanical bull in Sister Margaret's his reasons are in fact predatory and also entertainment (of both kinds)

He's planning on learning how to do it to woo Logan but jokes on him Logan loves this shit. He's been alive so long and tries so many things and this is one of the things he's mastered.

His eyes light up when he sees it for the first time and immediately gets on. Wade is stupified and immediately hard because Logan is so fucking good at it. Logan is having the time of his life and everyone is just staring and cheering.

Wade suddenly fervently wishes he could kill everyone because no one should see this but him. Eventually Logan gets off and Wade can't help but want to one up him. He gives it a shot and immediately gets slung off.

He's pissed Logan is laughing at him everyone is laughing. It's bullshit.

Wade bribes Weasel into letting him practice in off hours and he eventually gets the hang of it. He's so proud of himself and immediately wants Logan to see.

They go to the bar and Wade manages it just fine and is even showing off. So Logan decides the hell with it and jumps in.

Wade has never been this turned on in his life with Logan practically riding him. Wade is sure he's going to black out. Then THEN Logan takes off his cowboy hat Wade had bought him and places it on his head. AND WINKS DOWN AT HIM!

Wade is barely coherent by the time the bull stops. He drags Logan out of that bar so fast it would be embarrassing if he didn't know everyone back there wishes they were him right now.

[icarusredwings]

Can't stop thinking about the scene where Wade takes Weasel to the strip club, and he's like, "How do you know she's here?"

Wade just says, "Cause i'm CONSTANTLY stalking that FOX," like damn, bro was NOT letting that kittycat get away from him that easily.

This leads me to also believe that he's so good at his job that he scopes out spots BEFORE the date of the mission.

That he would be a GREAT spy in the sense that not only can he hide his true emotions extremlt well so he wouldn't be amazing at devils advocate but this fucker is light on his feet. He's 6 foot 2 and still blends into the background when needed, and in the spotlight when he wants to be.

We all know that he couldn't sneak up on Logan since Logan has a wicked sense of smell, but I feel like if Wade ever had to give up Merc work (A COUGH COUGH COUGH like loosing his powers for what ever reason totally not foreshadowing COUGH COUGH COUGH damn I really gotta stop sucking dick so much-) he would be EXCELLENT at Narc work.

The only thing is he SUUUCCCKKKSS (literally and physically) at working for authority figures, so he would probably take up personal private detective cases. Snap pictures of people cheating, get a guy to confess to a crime on recording for a lawsuit, Track down missing persons probably.

But he would be bored. He would be incredibly bored. And a bored Wade is not a happy one. Infact a bored Wade is a DANGEROUS one. He NEEDS a job. A physical job. One that has strict end and strict beginings in which he can do quickly to get that rush of dopamine.

Stake outs that take 2 weeks is not a thrill.

Going to Japan and taking out the entire Yukuza IS infact a thrill. Job? Kill all of them. Done. Compelte.

He would need one that doesn't require blurred lines of completion. He thought that cars salesmen would be easy. You sell a car. You get paid. You go home. Boom. But no. Its more bullshit about being good at talking to civillians. Something he's not good at.

So- my question is.

What is a good job for Wade if he was forced out of merc work? Perhaps one he could do with Logan?

[d-d-destroya]

assorted deadpools

ft. cable & weasel

[asaltysquid]

Some 18 year old Wade/Weasel/Kurt for a college au thing I have with my boyfriend, alternatively called A hockey player, his pet incel, and the nice blue friend they bagged somehow. (Some of the Wades look different because boyfriend is dying on the "he has a rat tail" hill)

Logan exists too just have to draw him