#wilson weasel

[wormspoodle]

watched the captain underpants movie and it made me wanna draw some beloved childhood comics characters

[icarusredwings]

Deadpool if it was a red string au:

Weasel: Man, I hope who ever is at the end of my string is hot.

Wade: Man, me too ahah- wait

Weasel: what?

Wade:...string??? As in.... one?

Weasel: uh... yeahhh??

Wade: *staring at his multiple, different colored strings, leading in all different directions* ..Shit.

[resident-idiot-simp]

I just like the idea of Weasel being stupified when Wade pops back up with Logan.

What I'm picturing is Weasel knows Wade is back in business, so he make his way to the apartment to ask for some help with one thing or another. Wade let's him in and Weasel just hears a growl and sees the damn Wolverine. Man about shits himself for multiple reasons least of all because THAT'S THE WOLVERINE.

Wade is placating Logan explaining it's a friend and to not worry about it. Althea is telling him to chill out as well because she is used to Weasel just popping up. Logan relaxes slightly but he still isn't pleased.

Weasel is explaining whatever he is to Wade while looking over to Logan anxiously every 5 seconds. Wade isn't explaining because he finds it endlessly amusing. They are interrupted again by Laura who walks in and growls at Weasel as well, because she is nothing if not like her father.

Wade again tells her it's fine, "Mini it's ok take a chill pill." Weasel is slightly less scared of her or he is until she goes over to Logan who just pulls her into his side with a grumbled. "Come here kit." Then suddenly Weasel thinks he might actually just die because WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Wade still isn't explaining even with the desperate glances Weasel throws him. By the end of it Wade promises to get whatever it was done and Weasel has never left a place faster in his life.

This is how the underground gets informed that Deadpool is working with Wolverine. No one believes Weasel of course until they see it with their own eyes.

[lil-playful-pup]

He's from where?

[asaltysquid]

Posting because I doubt I'll finish this but uhhh stupid cringy thing from my boyfriend and I's X-Men/Deadpool college au

Also I'm Weasel's biggest fan 😔 his only power is his huge meaty brain but he goes to the same college as them don't question it.

[antiqueanimals]

Drawing Animals. Written and illustrated by Maurice Wilson. Published in 1964.

Internet Archive

[cannedloafs]

Havent posted in a hot minute, anyways here's bunny suit Wade 😋👍

I'll make a Logan version if this gets over like,, 10 likes

[randommmthoughts]

Appreciation post for all the wonderful people cooperating on Deadpool 1

[darthmasterchief]

Since Laura is trending, here’s the first art of her I had commissioned.

[marvelgifs]

DEADPOOL (2016) dir. Tim Miller

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

Same thing

[d-d-destroya]

assorted deadpools

ft. cable & weasel

[icarusredwings]

Can't stop thinking about the scene where Wade takes Weasel to the strip club, and he's like, "How do you know she's here?"

Wade just says, "Cause i'm CONSTANTLY stalking that FOX," like damn, bro was NOT letting that kittycat get away from him that easily.

This leads me to also believe that he's so good at his job that he scopes out spots BEFORE the date of the mission.

That he would be a GREAT spy in the sense that not only can he hide his true emotions extremlt well so he wouldn't be amazing at devils advocate but this fucker is light on his feet. He's 6 foot 2 and still blends into the background when needed, and in the spotlight when he wants to be.

We all know that he couldn't sneak up on Logan since Logan has a wicked sense of smell, but I feel like if Wade ever had to give up Merc work (A COUGH COUGH COUGH like loosing his powers for what ever reason totally not foreshadowing COUGH COUGH COUGH damn I really gotta stop sucking dick so much-) he would be EXCELLENT at Narc work.

The only thing is he SUUUCCCKKKSS (literally and physically) at working for authority figures, so he would probably take up personal private detective cases. Snap pictures of people cheating, get a guy to confess to a crime on recording for a lawsuit, Track down missing persons probably.

But he would be bored. He would be incredibly bored. And a bored Wade is not a happy one. Infact a bored Wade is a DANGEROUS one. He NEEDS a job. A physical job. One that has strict end and strict beginings in which he can do quickly to get that rush of dopamine.

Stake outs that take 2 weeks is not a thrill.

Going to Japan and taking out the entire Yukuza IS infact a thrill. Job? Kill all of them. Done. Compelte.

He would need one that doesn't require blurred lines of completion. He thought that cars salesmen would be easy. You sell a car. You get paid. You go home. Boom. But no. Its more bullshit about being good at talking to civillians. Something he's not good at.

So- my question is.

What is a good job for Wade if he was forced out of merc work? Perhaps one he could do with Logan?

[resident-idiot-simp]

Please imagine Laura going with Wade and Logan to Sister Margarets.

They are at the bar drinking while Wade and Logan are perusing jobs when someone comes up and tries to hit on her. She ignores the guy but he doesn't let up.

Weasel is anxiously looking between Logan and Wade to see what they'll do, but they seem truly uninterested and uncaring. And it is clear why when moments later when the guy tries to grab her.

He is easily held in the air by one arm fisted in his collar before being pushed to the floor and pinned by two claws hovering right over his neck. Everyone is frozen watching this (all except for Logan and Wade who are still debating what job would be best to take.)

Eventually she gets back up and takes her seat next to her father's once more and just asks for another drink which Weasel quickly gets.

The only acknowledgment of what just happened is Wade offering her a hand for a high five which she takes. And Logan's quietly muttered "That's my girl."

[thingsasbarcodes]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[asaltysquid]

Some 18 year old Wade/Weasel/Kurt for a college au thing I have with my boyfriend, alternatively called A hockey player, his pet incel, and the nice blue friend they bagged somehow. (Some of the Wades look different because boyfriend is dying on the "he has a rat tail" hill)

Logan exists too just have to draw him