#wilson weasel

[wormspoodle]

watched the captain underpants movie and it made me wanna draw some beloved childhood comics characters

[lil-playful-pup]

He's from where?

[icarusredwings]

Deadpool if it was a red string au:

Weasel: Man, I hope who ever is at the end of my string is hot.

Wade: Man, me too ahah- wait

Weasel: what?

Wade:...string??? As in.... one?

Weasel: uh... yeahhh??

Wade: *staring at his multiple, different colored strings, leading in all different directions* ..Shit.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Deadpool who gets overstimulated because of loud noises thanks to the ADHD

Is it projection time? I think it's projection time.

Wade who despite how much he hates it gets overstimulated because of loud noises sometimes. It's stupid he is a killing machine but it gets a touch too loud in a bar and suddenly he's shaking and can't breathe right. He doesn't hate himself for it he knows he can't help it but it's just something he wishes he could control.

Despite those wishes he can't so he just has to suffer with it. Usually he knows when it's about to happen and he can remove himself from the situation, but not always.

Weasel knew and would let him sit in one of the back rooms of the bar if it got particularly bad while he was there. It was appreciated but it still didn't stop it from happening sometimes.

He would have to leave and sequester himself for however long it took to get his breathing back under control and for him to stop shaking. Al knew and it was one of the few things she didn't give him shit about and he appreciated it.

He didn't know how to stop it or how to make it better he thought and figured he just had to wait it out. How else do you fix it? He didn't know. Vanessa too had known about it and helped him a lot she cared she really did and he would always love her for that.

Logan coming into his life was amazing and Wade couldn't help but get immediately attached. He hadn't had another, what would it called an episode? (Again he didn't know he wasn't a doctor.) Since Logan had started living with him.

It was too late by the time he admitted defeat and he was already shaking. Weasel looked at him and realized gesturing to the back room but he shook his head he needed out of there completely.

He slapped down a few hundred dollars and made a quick exit Logan following confused. As the door slammed shut he flinched. Logan immediately started asking what was wrong but all he did was shake his head. He didn't feel like explaining he just wanted quiet.

He found a near enough alleyway that was not the worst thing he's ever seen in his life and sequestered himself at the back of it. Logan at his side.

He started trying to get his breathing under control as he sat down against the wall trying to convince his brain to just calm down. Logan looked spooked and Wade couldn't blame him. This was severely out of character for him.

"Are you okay?" Logan asked and Wade croaked out, "Will be.”

Thankfully Logan took the hint and didn't try to push it further just sat down next to him and hesitantly put a hand on his shoulder. Wade immediately leaned into it seeking anything that would ground him.

Logan started talking about something random that has happened to him a few days ago. Wade could feel himself starting to relax and stated to lean further into Logan

Before Wade knew it Logan had an arm wrapped around him as Wade buried himself in Logan's side as he continued to tell stories. He'd never calmed down quicker.

Later Wade would explain what happened. Later Logan would gift him noise cancelling headphones and Wade would not cry thank you very much. Later Logan would check up on him more often, later Logan would learn to realize it was happening before even Wade did.

But that was later. Now, Wade found a place that was quiet and calm.

[asaltysquid]

Posting because I doubt I'll finish this but uhhh stupid cringy thing from my boyfriend and I's X-Men/Deadpool college au

Also I'm Weasel's biggest fan 😔 his only power is his huge meaty brain but he goes to the same college as them don't question it.

[antiqueanimals]

Drawing Animals. Written and illustrated by Maurice Wilson. Published in 1964.

Internet Archive

[cannedloafs]

Havent posted in a hot minute, anyways here's bunny suit Wade 😋👍

I'll make a Logan version if this gets over like,, 10 likes

[randommmthoughts]

Appreciation post for all the wonderful people cooperating on Deadpool 1

[darthmasterchief]

Since Laura is trending, here’s the first art of her I had commissioned.

[marvelgifs]

DEADPOOL (2016) dir. Tim Miller

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

Same thing

[thingsasbarcodes]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[supermarvelgirl15]

I want to carry Bob around in my pocket

[icarusredwings]

Can't stop thinking about the scene where Wade takes Weasel to the strip club, and he's like, "How do you know she's here?"

Wade just says, "Cause i'm CONSTANTLY stalking that FOX," like damn, bro was NOT letting that kittycat get away from him that easily.

This leads me to also believe that he's so good at his job that he scopes out spots BEFORE the date of the mission.

That he would be a GREAT spy in the sense that not only can he hide his true emotions extremlt well so he wouldn't be amazing at devils advocate but this fucker is light on his feet. He's 6 foot 2 and still blends into the background when needed, and in the spotlight when he wants to be.

We all know that he couldn't sneak up on Logan since Logan has a wicked sense of smell, but I feel like if Wade ever had to give up Merc work (A COUGH COUGH COUGH like loosing his powers for what ever reason totally not foreshadowing COUGH COUGH COUGH damn I really gotta stop sucking dick so much-) he would be EXCELLENT at Narc work.

The only thing is he SUUUCCCKKKSS (literally and physically) at working for authority figures, so he would probably take up personal private detective cases. Snap pictures of people cheating, get a guy to confess to a crime on recording for a lawsuit, Track down missing persons probably.

But he would be bored. He would be incredibly bored. And a bored Wade is not a happy one. Infact a bored Wade is a DANGEROUS one. He NEEDS a job. A physical job. One that has strict end and strict beginings in which he can do quickly to get that rush of dopamine.

Stake outs that take 2 weeks is not a thrill.

Going to Japan and taking out the entire Yukuza IS infact a thrill. Job? Kill all of them. Done. Compelte.

He would need one that doesn't require blurred lines of completion. He thought that cars salesmen would be easy. You sell a car. You get paid. You go home. Boom. But no. Its more bullshit about being good at talking to civillians. Something he's not good at.

So- my question is.

What is a good job for Wade if he was forced out of merc work? Perhaps one he could do with Logan?

[asaltysquid]

Some 18 year old Wade/Weasel/Kurt for a college au thing I have with my boyfriend, alternatively called A hockey player, his pet incel, and the nice blue friend they bagged somehow. (Some of the Wades look different because boyfriend is dying on the "he has a rat tail" hill)

Logan exists too just have to draw him

[dear-oizys]

Maybe I'm not on Tumblr enough because I have never seen a post talking about what Wade went through during the Weapon X (???? Is that right ??????) experiments in Deadpool 1. I just re-watched it a week ago and I can't stop thinking about it???

He was literally beaten all the time, fucking choked also cause I'm NOT believing that they let those restraints be even slightly comfortable.

He was water boarded multiple times in different ways and he was KEPT IN A FUCKING ICE FILLED BOX?????

They electrocuted him while keeping him tied to a METAL CAGE???

And I don't even want to talk about how they kept him in that chamber. FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND!!

I know that his childhood was a shit show and that he was also in Special Forces ( which is just another thing entirely ) but still wouldn't round the clock torture ( his words, not mine ) have some lasting effects on a person?

Just imagine Wade not being able to take a shower for days because everytime he feels the water on his face he's just back in that shitty warehouse gasping for the tiniest amount of oxygen in the seconds that his head was taken out of the water.

Just imagine him cutting off all the hems around his t shirt's neck and hands cause those feel like the restraints are back on him. Imagine him burning the one tie and the one dress shirt that he had because they feel too much like those straps which held him down and suffocated him.

Imagine Wade not being able to stay a second in the tub after it gets even slightly cold cause that reminds him of the time he spent freezing in the fucking ice box.

Imagine him being very careful around sockets in the house because he knows how being electrocuted feels and does NOT want to experience it again . Imagine him not fixing the bathroom door's lock which has been broken since he moved in but always making sure that all the sockets in the house work perfectly.

Imagine him being claustrophobic, and terrified of being anywhere near small spaces because it reminds him of being locked the chamber.

Just imagine Wade being traumatized by his life experiences but still powering through each day, hoping that no one notices because he doesn't want to be a burden. I mean why would he ruin other people's day by telling them about how he feels, when instead, he can just put on the mask and just act annoying and hope that no one looks past it.