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People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this







More like shoebill dork
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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He's going to kill him <3
#marvel#marvel comics#gambit comics#gambit#remy lebeau#wolverine#logan howlett#james logan howlett#storm#ororo munroe#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#kitty pryde#shadowcat#rogue#anna marie darkholme#xmen#x men#kay reads gambit
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They're basically siblings your honor
#marvel#marvel comics#gambit comics#gambit#remy lebeau#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#kitty pryde#shadowcat#xmen#x men#kay reads gambit
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I would like to be saved by Remy pretty please 👉🏼👈🏼
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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016
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If tumblr dies for real where do you think people will migrate to?

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Happy regular platypus :)
(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)
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clean eminem call that marshall lathers
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Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this
[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]
(edit: *your showers not you showers)
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for a long time i lived alone, but then i got a service dog. after a lot of training, the service dog came to live with me—except, the same day the trainers brought quincy, an orange tabby tomcat also showed up.
"you didn't tell us you had a cat!" said the trainers, both very upset (because they hadn't trained quincy to live with a cat).
"i don't have a cat," i said. "I don't know who this is."
the cat never went away. i named him poe dameron and he lived with me and quincy. they got along fine, in their own way.


we had our quiet adventures. poe was very cuddly but sometimes he just took off for a day or two. once he got into some paint.


after a while, i found out that poe dameron really lived across the alleyway, and belonged to my neighbor elizabeth's teenaged son, and his real name was PUMPKIN. but poe apparently didn't like the teenaged son (probably not least because he named him PUMPKIN), so he had come to live with us instead. elizabeth was fine with it.
the years went by and one day poe dameron crossed the rainbow bridge too soon. i took his ashes to elizabeth. we were very sad.
a few weeks later, she asked me to come over to see something.
it turned out that poe dameron had also lived with a THIRD lady, a few streets over. this lady, whom neither of us knew, was a painter, and she had made this painting of poe dameron. i don't know what she called him, but she painted him like one of your french girls.

"i think you should have it," elizabeth said, tactfully. "after all, he spent the most time with you." i was quite sure she just didn't want this hideous painting in her gabillion-dollar house, but i agreed.
the painting now hangs in the kitchen over my stove—not least because its brick-red frame matches my curtains. and because it delights me to see poe dameron every day, looking so fluffy and sultry, like an orientalist renaissance odalisque.
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IT... IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!! OUR SHARED MUTUAL SHOULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT POST FROM ME!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!!!
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I love birding so much. I found someone who knew the location of a bird species I’ve been after for 4 years and she sent me the exact coordinates (an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere) and I instantly found one. Nothing gives me more dopamine than someone saying ‘go to this location and you’ll find the beast you seek’ and it’s there
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idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation
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