#radioactive spider

[lil-playful-pup]

He's from where?

[lil-gae-disaster]

I need to get some stuff about spiderman and logistics and shit out of my brain so here we Go

(Disclaimer, I'm not overly educated in the following topics and only have access to the knowledge I was taught in school and my own logical connections, so there may be errors, so don't quote me on anything I'm going to say)

That Spider-Mans Spider was radioactive didn't make sense. At all.

Because:

In the Andrew Garfield movies, the spiders are protected by a door and I can't remember anyone wearing a radioactivity protection suit.

And a radioactive spider would've done more harm than just a few new abilities

I don't really know exactly what the side effects of exposure to Radioactivity are, but definitely nor Superpowers.

Instead, I allow myself to throw a speculation into the room:

The Spider was genetically edited.

Because, again, Garfields Spidermans dad was on the work of a top-secret project that involved those spiders. And, as far as I can remember, the Lizard was his colleague. And how did the Lizard become the Lizard?

He tried to combine human DNA with the DNA of a Lizard to let his limbs regrow.

PLUS, this would also explain the Superpowers more logically

Because the spiders would have to have been genetically edited to produce a serum that makes their DNA compatible with other species' DNA (although this isn't always correspondive, as seen with the Lizard)

And, more specifically, if one were to try to recreate the Spider, the essence the Spider injects into it's victim's body, in that case a human, would have to be able to replace certain parts of the DNA, or find a place to insert itself into the DNA string, of the human DNA and THEN also specified for the test person

This is why I made Novah's aunt a genescientist, because I couldn't comprehend how tf a radioactive spider would've created the same stuff and I needed a logical explanation

@ashlamsms @half-eaten-baguetteee @klick-klaack I think this might interest you

[duckapus]

Spidersona Idea: Super Spider

The radioactive spider still bites Peter Parker, but instead of the bite giving Peter spider powers, it gives the spider human-like intelligence and the ability to speak. It already had super strength and Spider Sense from the initial experiments.

Initially it just continues doing normal spider things, until it happens to witness Ben Parker's death and the fallout, and discovers that it's now capable of guilt and empathy. So it decides to become a superhero.

[blindbisexualgoose]

ACROSS THE SPIDER VERSE SPOILERS

I fuckin knew that 42 was gonna mean something. The moment i saw it in the first movie I was like that’s gonna be important. But then it wasn’t BUT NOW IT IS AND I WAS RIGHT

[imbarf]

Finally made my own spidersona xD

Lil funfacts I didn’t add cuz the page was full

They can turn off their glowing (but it’s more comfortable not to)

When they r glowing their skin is acidic for everyone who’s not from their universe and so r their own webs

They can’t stay out of their own dimension for too long cuz their isn’t enough radiation in the air and it’s like they r breathing nothing instead of air

They did create a shot for emergencies (in case they don’t make it back in time to their dimention) but they r terrified of needles xD

And I think that’s it lol

[therealmikeyj]

I got bit by a radioactive Michael Jackson and turned over the course of 3 days

Explaining your reasoning and arguing your side is highly encouraged

(Also this would be more fun with a larger sample size so reblogs are appreciated)

[lena-in-her-mind-palace]

Okay so I just found out that the Oscorp spider that bit Peter Parker was the result of an attempt to recreate the super soldier serum that made Captain America during WWII.

And Spiderman is Jewish

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[wynntermelon]

like what's up binghe !! 🕷️

svsss spiderverse au. because I can

[gwensy]

only damn word he knows

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Werewolf??? Spiderman??? What the hell did he get bit by 😭😭

[onewingedangels]

KAR'NISS BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[chrisrin]

TA: all riight, let2 do thii2 a 2econd tiime.

[kgmarcy]

May I interest you in Peter Parcar?

[anamelessfool]

Somnambulist (AO3)

Papa Emeritus III x Necropolitus “ Nik” Cracoviensis II

18+ MDNI Dead Dove: Mind the Tags!

1988 This body, this body holding me…Be my reminder here that I am not alone… The newly appointed Bishop of Krakow, Necropolitus Cracoviensis II, is tasked to revitalize the destroyed archives of the Satanic Church of the Void. “Nik” comes across a mysterious young man from abroad, a brooding figure named Terzo. Nik soon learns that there’s more to this Terzo than his dark thoughts…

Dedicated to @osiris-iii-bc who inspired me to do all this. Reblog and comment, my friends.

Tags: Dead Dove, Dark Past, Family Secrets, Age Difference, Depression, Drug Use, 1980s, Art History, Watch me butcher Polish AND Italian! Other Additional Tags to Be Added

1988

Necropolitus Cracoviensis II, Bishop of Satanic Church of the Void in Kraków, was also known as Nik. Each member of the clergy had a chance to choose a new name once they had joined the ranks, an opportunity to leave their old life behind and build something new on their own terms. Nik chose Necropolitus Cracoviensis II because he wanted to frustrate his acquaintances. They considered him pompous anyway, so let them enjoy chewing on that name to save face. He then chose the shortened version “Nik” for his friends, because he wasn't a total dick.

Currently he was in the backseat of a car driving through Milan after an exhausting day in the airport. He was fighting a battle that had begun a few weeks ago when Sister Imperator herself requested he visit: a battle to be perfectly fluent in Italian in literally a week. He didn't plan on budgeting a week for the task; at a certain point he looked up over the mountains of new bishop obligations and realized he only had a week left.

Read the rest on AO3!

[secondstar-acorn]

some of my favourite spideypool panels, a collection (part 1)

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #4

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #8

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #7, “Convention Chaos” or “When Cometh the Plutocracy”