#Mechanical bull

[resident-idiot-simp]

Mechanical Bull

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Wade convinces Weasel to get a mechanical bull in Sister Margaret's his reasons are in fact predatory and also entertainment (of both kinds)

He's planning on learning how to do it to woo Logan but jokes on him Logan loves this shit. He's been alive so long and tries so many things and this is one of the things he's mastered.

His eyes light up when he sees it for the first time and immediately gets on. Wade is stupified and immediately hard because Logan is so fucking good at it. Logan is having the time of his life and everyone is just staring and cheering.

Wade suddenly fervently wishes he could kill everyone because no one should see this but him. Eventually Logan gets off and Wade can't help but want to one up him. He gives it a shot and immediately gets slung off.

He's pissed Logan is laughing at him everyone is laughing. It's bullshit.

Wade bribes Weasel into letting him practice in off hours and he eventually gets the hang of it. He's so proud of himself and immediately wants Logan to see.

They go to the bar and Wade manages it just fine and is even showing off. So Logan decides the hell with it and jumps in.

Wade has never been this turned on in his life with Logan practically riding him. Wade is sure he's going to black out. Then THEN Logan takes off his cowboy hat Wade had bought him and places it on his head. AND WINKS DOWN AT HIM!

Wade is barely coherent by the time the bull stops. He drags Logan out of that bar so fast it would be embarrassing if he didn't know everyone back there wishes they were him right now.

[lorddrakkon69]

So incredibly hot. The things guys will do for our enjoyment. God bless them for that.

[durtycuntrygurls]

[kennnnnie]

Drawing my favortie shipp <3!! ,,i mean redrawing panel^ idc

I dont know how to make the text getting dark blue.i tried sorry.

[thisfuckingdork]

Accidentally went to a rodeo night with my friend yesterday (we were just looking for a bar to celebrate finishing uni lol) and had a good time. Ended up with a free hat and sore shoulder :P

[memewhore]

My son, Tyler, taking his first time on the mechanical bull VERY seriously - look at that form! 😂 (They're in Austin, TX for a week.)

[ai-satin-chic]

Especially today, she wanted to show the others why she was the champ.

[urbadmami]

🍻💋𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠💋🍻

[teddygrahamxx]

This is how I ride strap btw

[davekat-sucks]

[saturnisscreaming]

I think the funniest thing I've ever done is face reveal to one of my friends via a mechanical bull riding video

[durtycuntrygurls]

[dreveel]

Mechanical Bull; {Credit}