#Mechanical bull

[resident-idiot-simp]

Mechanical Bull

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Wade convinces Weasel to get a mechanical bull in Sister Margaret's his reasons are in fact predatory and also entertainment (of both kinds)

He's planning on learning how to do it to woo Logan but jokes on him Logan loves this shit. He's been alive so long and tries so many things and this is one of the things he's mastered.

His eyes light up when he sees it for the first time and immediately gets on. Wade is stupified and immediately hard because Logan is so fucking good at it. Logan is having the time of his life and everyone is just staring and cheering.

Wade suddenly fervently wishes he could kill everyone because no one should see this but him. Eventually Logan gets off and Wade can't help but want to one up him. He gives it a shot and immediately gets slung off.

He's pissed Logan is laughing at him everyone is laughing. It's bullshit.

Wade bribes Weasel into letting him practice in off hours and he eventually gets the hang of it. He's so proud of himself and immediately wants Logan to see.

They go to the bar and Wade manages it just fine and is even showing off. So Logan decides the hell with it and jumps in.

Wade has never been this turned on in his life with Logan practically riding him. Wade is sure he's going to black out. Then THEN Logan takes off his cowboy hat Wade had bought him and places it on his head. AND WINKS DOWN AT HIM!

Wade is barely coherent by the time the bull stops. He drags Logan out of that bar so fast it would be embarrassing if he didn't know everyone back there wishes they were him right now.

[lorddrakkon69]

So incredibly hot. The things guys will do for our enjoyment. God bless them for that.

[durtycuntrygurls]

[sweetiecelin]

A Ride of A Lifetime (Dean x Reader)

Request from @lieutenantchaos: could you write a dean x reader fic where after a hunt you end up at a bar with a mechanical bull and Dean gets jealous and possessive over the reader after they’ve gotten off the bull?

Summary: After a hunt you and Dean decide to head to a dive bar, meaning to blow off some steam

The hunt you and the boys went on was a bitch. It was a nest of vampires that was draining and turning runaway teens, and you got there just in time to only save one kid. The guilt from not being able to save the others, weighed deep on you. So when Dean suggested going to the local dive, you took the chance to drink your sorrows away. The younger Winchester opted to stay at the motel, claiming he wanted to catch up on sleep(after he looked for your next case).

It was a dingy little place, smelling like regret and cigarette smoke with some soft rock playing in the background. You walked away from the bar as Dean found a table. After the bartender slid over two beers and a round of shots, you made your way back to Dean. 

A few rounds later, you happened to notice people gathering around this mechanical bull. There was a woman already riding on it, the men hollering out comments about her and making suggestive comments. You looked over at Dean, who was focusing on her and biting his lip. You had this growing crush on him but he seemed more interesting in any other girl. It felt like you just weren’t his type. 

Then you got an idea. If he wasn’t going to pay attention to you, the other men were probably going to.

While he wasn’t paying attention; You strolled over to the bull, navigating through the crowd and finding the person working it. After flashing a smile or two he agreed to let you hop on as the woman who was riding it fell off. Walking on to the platform, you hopped right on. Gripping on the reins you got comfortable, the comments about you started; from the men being excited and looking a little predatory, while the women were looking judgmental towards both you and their boyfriends. 

The bull started rocking back and forth starting to turn. You gripped on for dear life as it went faster and faster. You were so focused on staying on the bull, you didn’t see Dean looking at you with wide eyes. Then he started to hear the comments about you, how some men wanted you to ride them like the bull. His irritation started growing, as you started rocking your body with the movements of the bull. It wasn’t until you made a passing glance around the bar and saw Dean. If you hadn’t seen Dean’s face, you probably would’ve lasted a few more seconds. The shock of the look on his face and making his way to you, you were tossed off the damn bull.

You were making your way in Dean’s direction when someone grabbed your arm. The guy pulled you close and whispered in your ear making a suggestion that if you went with him to his place you’d leave a happy girl. Deann’s eyes went directly to you and the guy. The laugh you made at his comment, Dean’s vision went red. He quickly got you, and shoved the guy away. Now it was Dean’s grip on your arm dragging you out of the dive.

Once you reached the impala, he turned to you with the most pissed of look on his face, “What the fuck were you thinking?”

“Huh? Riding the bull?”

“No, intentionally trying to get the attention of every guy in there. Even the bartender was staring at you,” He just looked at you and sighed.

“Dean, I don’t know if you know this, but we’re not dating. I can do whatever I please. Plus, not every guy was staring,” You just flashed a teasing smile at him. 

He just looked at you and sighed, “Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have to keep an eye on you and make sure you didn’t do something stupid.”

“I don’t do anything stupid,” You joked.

“(Y/N), you almost went home with that asshole.”

“I wouldn’t have gone with him, I know a bit better than going to a stranger's place,” You sassed getting into the car. 

He went to the driver's side, now flashing you a flirtatious smirk, “Who knows, but now you’re going home with me.”

“Yeah, are you going to fuck me?”

Staring at you, Dean just grabbed you by your cheeks and smashed his lips on yours. The kiss deepened until he pulled away smiling.

“Only if you’re serious about that offer,” looking at your lips and flashing back up to your eyes.

“Oh,” you had to process what just happened, “I would like that very much.”

“Good, two conditions though; You ride me like that bull, I’ll even buck my hips for you and you have to stay silent so we don’t wake Sammy up.”

“Or we could get a different room?”

“Ou, I like that idea more, or we could do it right here in the impala.”

That night, you settled on both options. In the morning, things were definitely going to be different.

Author's Note: Hey y'all, it's been awhile since I wrote something. My old shit is SOOO bad. But I'd appreciate any feedback so I can write some better crap for you.

[kennnnnie]

Drawing my favortie shipp <3!! ,,i mean redrawing panel^ idc

I dont know how to make the text getting dark blue.i tried sorry.

[thisfuckingdork]

Accidentally went to a rodeo night with my friend yesterday (we were just looking for a bar to celebrate finishing uni lol) and had a good time. Ended up with a free hat and sore shoulder :P

[memewhore]

My son, Tyler, taking his first time on the mechanical bull VERY seriously - look at that form! 😂 (They're in Austin, TX for a week.)

[ai-satin-chic]

Especially today, she wanted to show the others why she was the champ.

[teddygrahamxx]

This is how I ride strap btw

[urbadmami]

🍻💋𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠💋🍻

[davekat-sucks]

[durtycuntrygurls]

[saturnisscreaming]

I think the funniest thing I've ever done is face reveal to one of my friends via a mechanical bull riding video

[dreveel]

Mechanical Bull; {Credit}