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im back from vacation, losers! did anybody miss me

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I miss you too, Mags! Aubrey and Emma are also learning how to fight, so I've been really tired recently, but it's been a lot of fun. I pity their next sparring partners

What’s up cuz, how’s the vacation?? I heard uncle Randolph killed a dragon. Did you help?

I woke up and saw my father covered in blood, arm-deep into a dragon's chest and then he smiled and said good morning. So that was definitely an interesting way to start my day.

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why would we do that? we're literally Swedish, Maggie. we burn like kindling. except my godly father. he tans so fast it's ridiculous

Caroline started smithing! she even made me a sword! it's so cool

What’s up cuz, how’s the vacation?? I heard uncle Randolph killed a dragon. Did you help?

I woke up and saw my father covered in blood, arm-deep into a dragon's chest and then he smiled and said good morning. So that was definitely an interesting way to start my day.

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What’s up cuz, how’s the vacation?? I heard uncle Randolph killed a dragon. Did you help?

I woke up and saw my father covered in blood, arm-deep into a dragon's chest and then he smiled and said good morning. So that was definitely an interesting way to start my day.

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Personal experience, I really hate Odin.

And please, dear voters, explain your choice in the notes. ❤️

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you said smth about going to Muspellheim

I’d like to temporarily adopt your children. All your children.

Why? Can we at least have joint custody, if you're so set on it?

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oh totally

gotta collect more dads, become Son²

I’d like to temporarily adopt your children. All your children.

Why? Can we at least have joint custody, if you're so set on it?

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now i can have 3 dads

I’d like to temporarily adopt your children. All your children.

Why? Can we at least have joint custody, if you're so set on it?

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yeah

hey... so... I mean I don't really have favorites. You know that, right?

idk maggie you tell me

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cool. youre also one of my favorite people

hey... so... I mean I don't really have favorites. You know that, right?

idk maggie you tell me

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am i one of them

hey... so... I mean I don't really have favorites. You know that, right?

idk maggie you tell me

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hey... so... I mean I don't really have favorites. You know that, right?

idk maggie you tell me

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only if i get to play as jigglypuff

hey man can I ask you a question?

what

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idk what am i supposed to do

hey man can I ask you a question?

what

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whats wrong with what i said

hey man can I ask you a question?

what

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did i stutter

hey man can I ask you a question?

what

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yeah, she was unexpected

also the octet of half-dwarves. but i should've seen that coming

hey man can I ask you a question?

what