#wilson on vicodin
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House MD: concept
what if, at some point in the show, Wilson is secretly prescribed Vicodin after a minor surgery. Ofc he’s too embarrassed to tell House and doesn’t want to deal with the inevitable lecture. But, House figures it out the second Wilson walks into his office. "You’re limping like a 90-year-old and suddenly not wincing at my Vicodin jokes. What’s next? Gonna start stealing my cane?" Wilson doesn’t deny it, but House respects the secrecy and says nothing more, though he casually steals Wilson's prescription a week later.
#house md#hilson#domestic hilson#hate crimes md#malpractice md#greg house#james wilson#wilson on vicodin#prescription theif#no more vicodin jokes#house being house#cane stealing is romantic actually#what if#concepts#idk man i just#what the fuck#i am not well#what am i even doing#:3#hehehehehehe#ofc he steals wilsons scrip#vicodin theif#wilson is embarrassed
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#james wilson#robert sean leonard#gregory house#hugh laurie#house md#malpractice md#hilson#oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥#youre my vicodin#my new pick up line
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house and wilson’s apartment:
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first hilson art post ever and its a shitpost 🙏🙏🙏 i love not drawing seriously
og under the cut!!
#house md#james wilson#hilson#gregory house#house md fanart#gregory house fanart#james wilson fanart#fanart#house fanart#wilson fanart#hilson fanart#dumbass gays#stealing his bro’s vicodin so he doesnt get addicted (too late love)
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meowse md
#hilson#hilson fanart#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#house md#house md fanart#digital art#procreate#ohhhhhh they’re so cute#OHHHH I MISS THEMMMM#fanart#vicodin cane#cats#idfk how to draw cats
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It's so interesting how submissive House is to Wilson. In basically every scene where Wilson gives his 2 cents about a case, House without fail (for the most part) follows his opinion. Wilson gives him unsolicited advice and half the time he listens without saying anything, and the other half he argues but ends up listening to him anyway. House starts psychoanalysing Wilson and Wilson does it right back to him and House shuts the fuck up or gives a one line quip back at him (to have the last line) but knows deep down Wilson is right.
For a man of House's stature and how he interacts with Literally Everyone Else, the writers really hammer it into your soul that House only really listens to Wilson and no one else
#i only really started noticing this after the “i am in charge of our relationship” scene and LIKE#ITS TRUE!!! WILSON IS VERY MUCH IN CHARGE#hes wrangling his little scruffy stray kitten and hes doing his best#house cannot be controlled but wilson fucking tries and is the only one who succeeds sometimes#as for things like vicodin#i think house doesnt listen to wilson for that because its a coping mechanism#its his only solace that takes away a deeply traumatic incident that happened to him#it is the only bit of control he has over that incident#and hes not gonna just let go of it#and because he doesnt mind dying a little or a lot sometimes he wont just give it up bc its hurting him#hilson#house md#heph.txt#m super sleepy rn i hope my words make sense#n i hope my text posts arent starting to get annoying bc i have so many thoughts and every time it strikes me it goes on Tumblr
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The ONLY reason people think Wilson is a normal guy is because he hangs out with House all the time. The man’s a fucking freak and House is the only one who knows the truth
#I just KNOW it keeps house up at night#everytime someone is like “why can’t you be like Wilson#house goes to Wilson for another Vicodin#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#hilson#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md
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its all fun and games until patient comes up
#house md#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#hudson#screencap#s03e10 “Merry Little Christmas”#longpost#long post#“oh god carebear wilson haven't thought/doesnt care about putting patient care before house handling”#the aggro cuddy oozes#delish#something about rock-paper-scissors dynamic#wilson -> house -> cuddy -> wilson#last part is the least discussed but there are couple moments where this happens#also something he loves/needs besides vicodin? these two lmao
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House masterpiece i made on animal jam a while ago :)
#house md#house md fanart#gregory house#james wilson#woke md#yaoi md#house md cats#animal jam#it got accepted once and never again </3#probably because of the one vicodin lmao#im surprised it got accepted at all tbh#dr house#autism
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i don’t even fucking care
#house md#house spoilers#hilson#the fact that house is consistently selfish. that he’s an addict. he’s always in pain#but he gave up his vicodin for wilson. mind you the pain in his thigh must have been excruciating#bc consistently whenever he’s extremely stressed or worried the pain gets worse#but wilson is still his priority. he put wilson above the burning pain god man😭#him giving up his freedom HIS LIFE for someone who has less than half a year to live like oh my god#the love house has for wilson actually makes me sick bc even outside of the cancer arc house has done things for wilsons sake#like almost killing himself just to help him and amber. drugging him at that one conference from s6#he’s an asshole often times but he truly is the only constant in his life. they both are for each other#i actually feel sick. im not on everybody dies yet (im on the c word rn) but god idk how im gonna get thru this😭#5x13 big baby#8x19 the c word#1x01 everybody lies#8x22 everybody dies#7x15 bombshells#8x21 holding on#where the quotes are from btw#sorry for the essay in tags
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House MD will spend an entire season glorifying medical malpractice, inventing new ways to be racist ableist and misogynistic, queerbaiting both within and without the narrative, etc. but the final few episodes will be the most fucked up, psychological, 4D chess introspectives you’ve ever seen that will make you reevaluate your life and the power of metaphor. Good fucking god.
#house#house md#hate crimes md#YES I’m talking about the houses head / wilsons heart shit I literally can’t think about it without getting full body chills#like why did that have to go so HARD????#and s1’s house’s leg episode and the cuddy/vicodin shit in s6 BRUH….#what was in the water in that writers room??????#houseposting
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ahsjkshejsbr wanted to watch some house while getting ready to out and tell me why i just watched the most romantic thing i’ve ever seen on television like wow that’s true love right there for sure. also the writers have just fully stopped being subtle about it lmao like the jokes have always been there but this is a new level like “if you’re gonna confess you’ve always been gay for me, everyone has always assumed” wtf was that?!
(season 8, episode 19 the c word)
#house md#hilson#house x wilson#hate crimes md#yes the one where house doses wilson with chemo and then give him all his vicodin#i’m losing it over here
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you think houses neighbors think he's a pimp... he's a disabled old man, who they've probably never talked too, who leaves his house everyday (comes home at god knows what time), and owns both a convertible AND a motor bike. AND NOW he's got some doctor showing up every day and not leaving till morning...
#they run into each other in the hallway#and house sighs and immediately takes 3 vicodin#one of his neighbors talks to house about the thin walls#“please stop screaming#i know a LOVELY therapist yknow“#so he starts moaning abhorently loud so they all hear#he gets wilson on it#nobody ever talks to him again#rye thoughtss#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson
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we spend the entire show watching house do anything to treat his pain — he goes to (understandably) insane, destructive lengths just to ensure he never has to suffer being sober. his entire life is focused around a cycle of distraction, thrill-seeking, and avoidance. we know that his home is filled with hundreds upon hundreds of pills, so he can always prolong and maximise those moments where his agony is muffled. and yet, in the final scene, we see him dive head-on into the end, and despite this being the most gruelling, insurmountable prognosis of his entire life, we see him smile bathed in the sunlight; those muted tones are dauntingly lifted, yet there’s no echo of a bottle rattling.
#this is a pretentious way of wording it but#it’s driving me insane that house — at the peak of his addiction and for most of the years following the infarction — was seen to take#HANDFULS of vicodin every few hours#because it hurts for him to even just EXIST#he’s never gone long stretches without relapsing#and yet!! and yet!! it’s so visibly clear that they don’t have much on them when they run away#not enough luggage space for a chronically ill AND a terminally ill person’s worth of painkillers anyway#it’s absolutely certain that there will be pain.#for both of them#this will be no doubt the most excruciating months they’ve ever lived through#but it’s worth it#and they’re more content than they’ve ever been#I JUST. AUGHHHHHHGGGH#house md#greg house#gregory house#hatecrimes md#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson
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5x23-5x24 House MD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
So ok, my understanding was that everything after House walking into Cuddy's office the first time while trying to tell her he's quitting was just a vicodin induced dream. Amber never really left, Cuddy never slept with him and helped him detox, Cameron never told Chase about the sperm.
Kutner shows up because again their case was in tandem with everyone else's personal lives and their case was about identity and given that House's subconscious most likely made up this whole episode it showed us that his own misgivings with his understanding of his own "split" brain. And then all of this topped off by how the lipstick was a metaphor and so was Cuddy for his love for vicodin, well not his love but rather his addiction.
And then topping all of it off, just as a side note, the parralell of Cameron and Chase's wedding being side by side parraelled with House walking away and into a new life away from Wilson, and away from his own obsession. While Chase and Cameron walk into their new life aswell but similarly to House and Wilson one of them is still holding onto a memory/obsession/addiction of their past, while their counter part is hoping that they will eventually let that go.
So, I reiderate: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
#smaeemo#sorry if this was literally unreadable its 2AM and I am supsies tired rn#Tell me if I got anything wrong because WHAT THE FUCK#house md#house#house md season 5#5x24 house md#hilson#huddy#lisa cuddy#gregory house#james wilson#chameron#house x vicodin
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oil pastels!
#greg house#gregory house#hilson#house md#dr house#gregory house x james wilson#art#artwork#house fanart#house md fanart#vicodin#artist#sketchbook#oil pastels
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