#he gets wilson on it
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you think houses neighbors think he's a pimp... he's a disabled old man, who they've probably never talked too, who leaves his house everyday (comes home at god knows what time), and owns both a convertible AND a motor bike. AND NOW he's got some doctor showing up every day and not leaving till morning...
#they run into each other in the hallway#and house sighs and immediately takes 3 vicodin#one of his neighbors talks to house about the thin walls#“please stop screaming#i know a LOVELY therapist yknow“#so he starts moaning abhorently loud so they all hear#he gets wilson on it#nobody ever talks to him again#rye thoughtss#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson
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dndads s1 you're so special to me
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak#darryl wilson#glenn close#ron stampler#i can't draw ron seriously he is just Shapes#short hair henry is valid but that man doesn't shower do you think he's going to the barbers. he has a rat tail#also i drew that cardigan and didn't realise until after that it's the one i actually own asfgjfg#pre-trial timeline morgan is truly the dead wife of all time#ALSO i cannot take credit for the leaves in henry's hair but i can't remember where i saw it first#if i can get one person to do this stupid podcast i can die happy#this isn't an exaggeration. i think ep 1 is one of the funniest pieces of audio ever recorded#i've done it 4 times now i think and i just PISS every time
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we don't talk about this one enough
#it was so FUNNY oh my god#wilson's little head tilt moment like he was about to just nod and go along with it#haven't gotten to it yet but the internet tells me they're both wrong#sorry btw i was gonna gif but i couldn't get a decent recording of it#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#malpractice md#🏠#2k#3k
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origins wade definitely had a crush on logan like look at this b why is he giving him bedroom eyes
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#i mean i get it honestly#but didn't they just meet#he wanted logan so bad lol#in every universe#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#x men origins: wolverine#wade wilson#james howlett#logan howlett
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of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician
#boyfriends with benefits I see#so many things he can get out of this#hilson#hilson thoughts#house md#james wilson#gregory house
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why does he straddle Paradox like that? he's such a whore
#wade's getting cucked#or maybe he likes watching his gf work#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh jackman#deadclaws#i'm sorry for my unhinged comments
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It's a special skill set, Logan. Wade wants you to make good use of it over and over again!
#wade's favourite thing in the world is to serve his precious peanut#he's a silly freak who gets off on pleasuring logan#poor logan can barely form coherent words when wade's determined to use his skills#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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logan, you’ve known this guy for 10 secs
#hes insane for this#i would gif this but its 1am right now and im sleepy#just needed to get this out before passing out#maybe i’ll gif it later#thirsty little honey badger#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson
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Me when Logan was about to walk away in the end and Wade was like "Logan 🥺" and that's all it took for him to stay... Y'all I can't they love each other so much 😭
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#whether it's friendship or y'all ship you can't say that they don't love each other this is so adorable to me i can't get over this movie#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wade x logan#poolverine#Deadpool#wolverine#logan tried so hard to act tough but wade won 😭#you can't just sacrifice your life for a man and then act like you don't care bro you love him#he domesticated you#Deadpool 3
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Obsessed with the way Vicodin is such a huge piece of symbolism in House’s relationships. Like. Cuddy left him because he relapsed. She told him that he took the Vicodin to avoid pain, because pain means you care and he wasn’t willing to do that. We’ve seen throughout the show how House’s emotional pain manifests as physical, increasing whenever he feels guilt or anger or sadness or fear. Keep in mind this was while Cuddy was worried she might have cancer.
And then Wilson ACTUALLY gets cancer, and House treats him at his apartment, and he feeds him Vicodin. Because Wilson is in pain, and he’s always the one who cares so much, and it’s House’s turn to take that away. And House doesn’t take any Vicodin. He feels the pain so Wilson’s is lessened, because he CARES. They make a point to show that he is willing to care, willing to take on that burden for him.
House will do anything to stop the pain, unless it makes Wilson suffer.
#like wdym he risked getting killed in prison for pain relief#but he struggles his way through it for Wilson#someone fucking sedate me#house md#hate crimes md#hilson#house x wilson#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#house md spoilers
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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I find it so funny that Logan had no idea who wade was or even that he had regenerative healing powers until he literally tried to kill him and then had no reaction when wade didn’t die
#like he literally just went straight for murder#great now I get to stab you as many times as I want#and then when he didn’t die was just like#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool spoilers
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LOGAN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN UNDA...WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
#HOTEL? TRIVAGO#guys GUYS is this why HE DID WHAT HE DID IN THE HONDA#HE WANTED TO SEE IF PRIME DEADPOOL HAD THAT TOO UMMMGMGMGGMSDFSW#YALL YOU BETTER GET IN HERE AND SCREAM WITH ME BC WHAT#poolverine#deadpool 3#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#Wade Wilson#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadverine#wolverpool#deleted scene#wolverine and deadpool#deadpool x wolverine
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"What were you doing at Wayne Enterprises?" A gruff voiced asked from behind him.
Danny cringed. Of course, Batman would catch him off guard. He turned away from the guy he had just saved from the poisoning, feeling confident that the antidote was doing it's job, "I was just exploring. I wanted to know what a corporate place looked like when I saw that guy put something in Mr. Drakes-"
"Tim." Tim interrupted.
"Mr. Drakes," he said more firmly, ignoring the teen co-CEOs pout, "drink. He was lucky I knew what it was and how to cure it."
"How did you know?" The dak knight pressed.
"Because," Danny gritted his teeth, "That wasn't created to be a poison, it was created to be a fuel source by my parents and they created an antidote the moment they realized it was toxic and a safety hazard." Danny took a step towards the Gotham vigilante, not an ounce of fear in his eyes, "That man is Slade. He murdered my parents and stole some of my thier work. I'm going to kill him and I won't let you stop me." And with that, Phantom vanished.
Bruce tensed, anticipating an attack, but after a few minutes where nothing happened, he turned to leave. He pressed a finger to his ear, "Spoiler, Red Robin, since you two know the most about Phantom I'll be expecting a full report."
Tim did his best to hold back a groan, cause now he had to tell his Dad all about how he's been flirting with a supernatural entity when in the mask. Awkward.
#dpxdc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#tim drake#danny fenton#batman#red robin#deadtired#slade wilson#slade: why do i hear boss music#danny: I need Vengance but a cute boy keeps getting in my way and talking me down#tim has it bad#hes already discovered dannys secret id and everything and is being the worlds most diligent stalker#danny is oblivious to tim drake and red robin being the same person even when it was obvious a few times due to Fenton luck#tim is curious because danny will flirt with him as RR but not as Tim Drake and its usually the other way around
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this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#screencap#s03e02 “cane and able”#imagine bringing the receipts to the ceo of bodylanguage#“does sound like you though”#“worried your wings would melt”#“god doesnt limp”#are you kidding me? this is rapid fire and im already dead#havent stopped thinking about this#I do like that Wilson is wrong about House's ego here#he tries but he doesn't really get house#idk being worried and so wrong then doing stupid shit with all that is just very human#house isnt even mad and goes along with it#long post#longpost
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Quick question I’m new here
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Does Wilson always do this fuck ass pose or am I crazy?
#house md#james wilson#I swear he does it at least once per episode#I started seeing it and now I can stop#sorry about the visual but I hope I gets the idea across
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