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atelophobicself · 2 days ago

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i have a friend who has so much george russell energy that they even look alike on some parts. which doesn’t help considering i have to deal with that, and it’s a force to be reckoned with.

#george russell #f1 #formula 1 #mentioning my mutual #absolute icon #unmatched energy #speech delivery icons #will roast you politely #never know what they will say #very blessed to have that every day #is this just a me blog now?#atelophobicshitpost

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gale-force-storm · 5 months ago

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I feel like most of the Wyll x Gale/Bladeweave content I see focuses on "Look at these two charming gentlemen! Lovely fancy lads <3" and like yes, totally, but also. Also.

These two would be such a sassy, bitchy, passive-aggressive couple

Gale "I won't take this lying down. That seems more your style" Dekarios and Wyll "I was wrong about you. You aren't actually insufferably randy. You're just insufferable" Ravenguard?

Gale "I'd wish you a bright future, but as you cannot escape your own company that would be a futile gesture" Dekarios and Wyll "I used to think first love was unsurpassable but you're much more tolerable now that you've found your second" Ravenguard?

These two would go to a ball, take a few turns around the dancefloor, have a lovely evening, and then spend the entire trip home living their best Statler and Waldorf lives just roasting everyone who annoyed them

And gods help you if you manage to genuinely piss off both of them. Forget swords and spells, they'd eviscerate you with their words alone

They may not be as openly catty as Astarion, but their gentlemanly demeanor just means when they roast someone they do it ~eloquently~, and I for one love that for them

#gale dekarios #wyll ravengard #bladeweave #gale x wyll #to be clear i say this with all the love in my heart #but yeah these two are exactly the kind of little shits to say 'i'd challenge you to a battle of wits but i see you're unarmed' unironically #tbh everyone in this party is Real Sassy when they want to be #but yeah despite their surface politeness these two know how to Roast

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navree · 6 months ago

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"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

#personal #house of the dragon #anti team black #i mean i guess??#like the crowd was cheering for aegon HARD #and they were always on board with aegon #and the hightowers are a powerful house with a lot of allies #and alicent and helaena specifically were well loved by the people in king's landing and the realm at large #and none of them ever liked rhaenyra or daemon who again have been MIA for basically a decade already #and again targaryens overreaching their power and not taking the people into account #is the reason why their house fell into oblivion and now rests entirely on a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT #if she roasted the dais the mob wouldn't have even let her leave they'd have killed her and meleys both in a heartbeat #storming of the dragonpit but a couple months earlier #the thing to remember is that i think a lot of team black stans are just kinda stupid #and do not care about the story at all or the actual intricacies of the world and its politics that is so important to the dance #(remember the rumors of rhaenyra mistreating helaena and alicent literally led to rhaenyra's death)#(because it led to the mobs and the storming of the dragonpit and the death of joffrey and her being driven out)#(and thus having to go to dragonstone where sunfyre got a little meal out of the whole debacle good for him)#(along with all of her ten million other shitty political decisions)#how do you profess to be pro-targaryen without even knowing targaryen history and where they erred and how that ended them #like *i* like the targaryens you guys have heard me talk about the conquerors all the livelong day #but i am also smart and i understand the world george created and the concept of repercussions #anyway yeah i am Annoyed at that new daemon clip (wow what a shock something annoyed me and had daemon in it)#(my least favorite character who could have foreseen this)

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team-harmonic · 2 months ago

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We've FINALLY made a comprehensive list of sound types, with special categories! CHECK THAT SHIT OUT!!!

-Admin Vanny

#rotomblr #pokeblogging #irl pokemon #harmonic admin vanny #//if you find any spelling errors plz tell me politely i dont need my spelling roasted LMAO

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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 1 year ago

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what did i say?? comedy😭

#you know this reminds me of radiance grave daven where the two mc’s think the other is the most hideous thing alive #they have to get married for political reasons and for a good chunk of the book they’re just absolutely roasting each other💀#it’s a great love story #haddie reads:#ice planet barbarians #ruby dixon

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freshwaterbear · 2 years ago

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You know when you go to see a movie and two minutes in they have a scene that makes you go "Yeah I'm going to like this movie"

POLITE SOCIETY

#polite society #every time i see a roast duck or chicken hanging in a shop window i think god dammit i really want to buy a whole chicken and eat it NOW #nida manzoor you get it #my art

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beansterpie · 7 months ago

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rewatching LoK, i'm being reminded how much I dislike the.... the brothers, mako and bolin, yanno? they're such underwhelming characters on basically every level. it'd almost be impressive if they weren't in every episode and didn't annoy me so much ugh

#bean talking into the void #also this show in general is very flawed lol #cool things about it but the choice to structure it more like a #prestige tv show #as in each season follows One Story #is... i wouldn't say it was a bad choice but i feel like you can see the growing pains #switching over from the episodic structure of ATLA #s1 while flawed is solid #it knows what it's trying to do even if it doesn't always stick the landing #season two feels like a season-long filler episode LMFAO #which is hilarious because a lot of world-building stuff happens #but tonally it's all over the place #serious political plots interspersed with the B Plot following Tenzin and his family #on vacation???#so fucking random #but anyway back to roasting the brothers #i find bolin just annoying in general his brand of comedy totally doesn't work for me #but at least he has like #a personality that's consistent #mako is sooooooo blah #the writers have no idea what to do with him and he comes across as having a strikingly boring personality #with no defining traits other than being wishy washy (and a boot licker)#it FEELS like he was meant to remind viewers of Zuko #at least in appearance if nothing else #another broody pretty boy to latch onto #but he has literally nothing interesting to actually get invested in #sure he's got his tragic backstory and he's the 'older brother who took care of his younger brother after their parents died' boo hoo #but that's all just exposition and it's barely shown in a way that feels illustrative or emotional in any way that matters #(other than him comforting bolin in s1 after he KISSES THE GIRL HE KNEW BOLIN HAD A CRUSH ON lmfaoooooo)#(what a good big brother lmfao)

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mantisgodsdomain · 5 months ago

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We ought to write more Pokemon fic some time. We want to recreate the Pokemon Manners/Human Manners cheat sheet that we made a few years ago we think that this site would like the Sliding Scale Of Politeness When Greeting A New Pokemon You've Never Met Before.

#we speak #writing #we grew up with pmd games and we feel like the way that pmd pokemon's dialogue tends to be excessively... direct?#should be a feature and not a bug when any pokemon that you meet might be totally unfamiliar with your species and biology #it's probably very polite to start up front with some basic facts about yourself so they know how to act going forward #the very upfront feel to dialogue also very much helps with keeping the dialogue feel more... pokemon #people mock the series for weird npc dialogue a lot but we think that taking these things literally makes for more fun society building #it doesn't all have to fit with socially acceptable for our world we think. polite in our world isn't even consistent by household.#sometimes a polite interaction sounds like “hello! i'm poochyena! i like to chase people and bite!”#name and immediately socially useful information. now you know about the chasing people and biting so you don't assume it's rude #of course poochyena bites and chases people. it likes to do that. you can say you don't like that and it might stop doing that to You #but it will not stop biting and chasing people because that's what it likes to do and it will probably only befriend people okay with that #it makes a very specific dialogue feel that's very fun to do. we like how the pokemon world tends to treat any sort of like #disability or “weird” things as something that you just say out the gate and everyones like “oh okay”#and then treat that as Part Of Interactions going forwards. there are a surprising amount of parts of the pokemon manga #that are dedicated to working around a character's disability after one or all of their means of dealing with it get taken out #admittedly we aren't that caught up on newer content but we find the way that it tends to be just Accepted as very refreshing #making the dialogue this direct does also tend to make it read as more “childish” in english and particular because a lot of Maturity's jus #learning how to dance around what you're saying or phrase it in different ways to get your idea across differently #whereas here everything is just as direct as possible. “i don't like charmander”. “i like roasting berries”. “i want to dig things up”.#all pokemon dialogue tends to go towards being exceedingly simple and it makes for some very distinct writing #especially when you have to tackle complex situations with characters who probably dont employ that sort of vocabulary #though we personally enjoy doing this sort of stuff your mileage may vary ofc #we are biased towards this sort of thins because we find it MUCH more fun to build up what we're talking about from blocks #than to like. try and use more indirect wording that may lose things in translation #unfortunately this is not fun in irl conversation. everyone has to be on the same page and you need to use the same playbook to communicate #we REALLY wish people said what they meant though. we're really tired of being asked shit like “is this accessible”#when what they mean is “can you climb these stairs” a question which depends on the day our energy level and how things have been going #there are a lot of things we could say that would make us feel like some sort of anti sjw type guy and a lot of em boil down to just #"for the love of god dont dance around a Sensitive Topic just get to the point and ask us about it this just makes things harder for everyo

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i3utterflyeffect · 3 months ago

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anyway i need to blow up advertisers

#pitch posts #I'VE BEEN GETTING SO MANY POLITICAL ADS ON MY PHONE. SHUT UP #i will roast trump on a spit over gasoline flames.*#*DISCLAIMER THIS IS A JOKE I DO NOT PLAN TO ACT ON THIS AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO #anyway i'm so fucking pissed. shut up about reagan shut up about trump shut up you red gumball sons of bitches i hope you all die

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youcanrelaxmyfriend · 6 months ago

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Are youu calmed down from earlier or are you gonna yell at people again? :(

yes. i just got really....annoyed to say the least.

#ooc: he was brutal man #polites answers #ooc: DUDE YOU LITERALLY JUST ROASTED AND DEEP FRIED 2 PEOPLE????!!!!!!

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realmermaid333 · 6 months ago

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I feel like people online have forgotten that you can correct someone/explain something to someone without being mean about it

#I see this mostly in Instagram comment sections but honestly here on tumblr too #someone says something that's wrong and everyone's like 'you fucking idiot'#it's mean and makes no one want to listen to you #I see it also with politics and stuff #and while there are some offensive things someone can say that I think are worthy of them being a little torn into #sometimes there will be someone who just says something slightly innacurate and everyone will roast them and act like they are #saying they like to kick puppies #so weird

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fazcinatingblog · 11 months ago

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I gave Charlotte a Collingwood premiership teddy bear for Christmas and she liked it when she opened it but when it was time to pack up her presents and go home, she took the teddy from the bag, put it on the couch and said "I don't want this" like rude?????? IT'S GOT A MAGPIE ON IT, CHARLOTTE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT

#thank God there's another one coming #will have to do better with the next child #maybe just have a child of my own that's a better idea #corrupt my own child #sigh #Charlotte still had a bit of a cold yesterday and she hated when someone came and wiped her nose/face #Charlotte come on you need your face wiped #Santa brought her a sack of presents and apparently when she got to the end of it she asked 'where's the presents'#my parents got her a kids toolbox and duplo thing which she desperately wanted to open then and there #her uncle got her some books #she's very spoilt #dunno if her maternal grandparents got her anything but also they don't celebrate Christmas it's just another day for them #they prefer chopsticks for their roast dinner #they said (translated by Charlotte's mum) that it was a lovely meal and that they'll invited us around for Chinese New year #it's difficult to talk to them #my Nana tried but like it's all just smiles and nods like are they just being polite or they're just shy or #how much is being understood??? i don't know #i don't even understand how bilingual works

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 1 year ago

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Every once in awhile I remember this one weirdo in the YouTube comment section that saw my very emotional response under a video about a child mummy and said something like “lmao you fucking looser libtard. The kid died thousands of years ago, you and your stupid feelings, blah blah” and I roasted the guy in the replies, and a bunch of other people shamed him because “what the actual fuck? We are being emotional about a child mummy. What is wrong with you?” To the point where he just deleted his comment and I’m like, why though? What did he have to gain from replying to someone’s emotional response to a documentary about a child mummy and just, mock them? Because they found the act of a family caring for their dead two year old moving? Why???? You are literally just setting yourself up for a verbal beating. It wasn’t even in a political video, it was a DOCUMENTARY about a CHILD MUMMY. I can’t comprehend how that seemed like a good idea? Or why it was an idea at all? It was funny to see him get the verbal shit beaten out of him, but why would you respond like that in the first place??? Did he just go around YouTube trying to find people talking about feelings so he could try and, what, shame them politically??? Literally what was the point? Beyond comprehension.

#emma posts #genuinely bewildered #all i did was talk about how young the child was and how the family cared for them and the care they put into their burial #and how touching that is and that us seeing this was remarkable #and some other emotional poetic kinda shit #and he like. took offense? to a fairly normal comment on a documentary?#everyone roasting the guy was admittedly very funny. but how did he expect anything other than a group roasting?#a CHILD MUMMY documentary evoking feelings was triggering to him???#why? one of the weirdest times someone has come at me like that #usually it is something you can sort of tie back to politics though #a long dead two year old isn’t that???#I’m just going to assume he was like 14 or something #a documentary about an ancient toddler is where he does it though???

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redvelvetwishtree · 2 years ago

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So soo happy for Iran!! And also Saudi Arabia and Japan!!!