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my ranking of best 2025 f1 lineups

ferrari - hamilton/leclerc there isn't much to explain here: lewis is the best and most complete driver to ever compete in f1, and even if he is not at his best, he's still better than the rest of the grid and that's it. charles is exceptional and with a little bit of luck and a car he can trust, he can prove once and for all he is the best driver of his generation.

mclaren - norris/piastri as much as it pains me to admit it, right now, mclaren is the strongest team on the grid. i always liked oscar, i know he is an amazing driver and i think lando turned out better than i expected this year (he still needs to mature a bit). both lack consistency tho.

redbull - verstappen/lawson i put them in 3rd place because yeah, we know if max has a fast car he can (put the other drivers on the wall and) deliver some results. i'm curious how they'll be this year, since they lost some key players last year, especially newey. i don't think lawson will be too hot, he might be just the next driver to have his career ruined by rbr.

mercedes - russell/antonelli i honestly believe george is one of the fastest drivers on the grid and he's also a clean driver who's not afraid to take risks BUT i don't trust mercedes to develop a car that's consistently fast (especially without lewis' input). kimi is a prodigy but i fear toto is screwing up his career by making him skip f3 and not letting him do another year of f2. his 2024 was of highs and lows and he would probably benefit of more time, but oh well

williams - albon/sainz here we have two reasonably good drivers on a reasonably good team and that's it?. like, i don't mean to be offensive, but i look at this team and all i think of is "mid" (and that if williams manages to give them a decent car and they manage to not crash every couple of laps)

haas - ocon/bearman i really like this duo! esteban is one of my favorite drivers and i do hope he finally has an opportunity on a team that supports him and recognizes his talent. oli already proved he is talented enough with all the times he was called to replace a driver last year, and i think a midfield team will be better for his first full season than the pressure that will come antonelli's way.

sauber - hulkenberg/bortoleto as much as it pains me to admit, hulk had a pretty interesting season last year (in parts thanks to kmag, but i do admit he is a better driver this time around) and i like gabi, i think he has a lot of potential to develop on a midfield team, without so much pressure and he will benefit from a more experienced teammate (even if i think it will be a miracle if they manage to score points any time this year).

aston martin - alonso/stroll ok, so here me out: i don't think lance is a disgrace to motorsports, as most fans like to make of him AND i don't think alonso is god's gift to f1 either. to me, lance is a pretty average driver, with some good moments, and alonso is an okay driver that got luck with his 2 titles and somewhow convinced the media he is a genius. at least lance seems like a nice guy. i don't think newey is enough to save this team btw and i don't care too much about them

racing bulls - tsunoda/hadjar i don't have much of an opinion on hadjar and i think yuki is too good for this team and he will crush another teammate. i also think we should give yuki a gun and let him alone with marko for 15 minutes.

alpine - gasly/doohan this will be a shit show, both are good drivers but i think there will be too much drama behind the scenes and not enough results on track because the car won't be good enough.

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are me and my new mutual clones and someone did a bad job trying to disguise it or what?

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i NEED to ask about your favourite drivers btw. turns out we are vibing on the same wavelength and i want to know how similar our tastes in the vroom vroom guys are

okay, so privately am a hater, but when it comes to f1 i like to think that there aren’t many that i dislike, so i like most. BUT THATS A LIE.

yuki and oscar can do no wrong in my eyes and i stand by that.

i need to see more jack, but i feel like i will vibe with him the same way i vibe with liam. (sorry daniel, i never liked you)

used to not vibe with max, when i was getting into f1, but now he got pookiefied in my brain. charles is a person you can’t hate, just can’t.

to my defence, 2024 was my first f1 season.

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thinking back to a moment when a guy tried to explain to me and my friend that we used the word "clickbait" wrong in our project by translating "bait" to us. we both have fluency certificates in english but apparently he, as a men, knows better.

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gonna look menacingly and cam will pan to him any time jack makes any mistake. remember liam when we had daniel in vcarb? this but alpine and also jack has an awful contract.

we got franco back i can rest now

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[atelophobicself]

INTP | The Logician & Prodigy

Analytical, curious and observant, this is what INTPs are usually known by. However, they are very rebellious people; always questioning and asking 'why'. This personality type is fairly rare, but with their creativity and inventiveness, Logicians aren’t afraid to stand out from the crowd.

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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I am punished by love

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thoughts on tiktok?

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2010 nico rosberg clocking martin brundle's microaggressions every time he interrupts a female reporter

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"i couldn't bring myself to call except to call it quits" × "oh, lewis... i didn't tell him."

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switched my piercings.

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out of my league by fitz and the tantrums

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ATTENTION

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you know when you dream of something and then it happens.

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love the rookie lineup already. ayrton senna reincarnation according to toto wolff. wannabe-italian ferrari fanboy. fernando alonso's evil son. the newest sacrifice to rb junior team. max verstappen's next victim technically not a rookie. and jack doohan who is about to face the horrors that are alpine f1. great.