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camplease · 2 years ago

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i'm pretty sure i have the most unpopular campal opinion in the fandom being someone who does not romantically or sexually ship them or think that's canon, but also being someone who's not morally opposed to people who want to headcanon their relationship that way, and not being upset if people even chose to interpret the text that way (as long as they don't insist that it's unreasonable or unsupportable to interpret it as platonic)

#campal #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #sexpal #ntn spoilers #maybe #†#this is not out of nowhere btw it's based off of posts i see regularly in the campal and camilla hect tags #and honestly...#to make my unpopular opinion even more unpopular #why? lmao #when i entered this fandom i was happy to interact with campal shippers or anyone who loves them as a pair as much as i do #because i just feel so strongly about them and love sharing that with people even if we don't have the same takes about certain specifics #but apparently that just is not done :')#this is also how i feel ab the tridentarii #but if you follow me + you're reading my long ass tag here i'm guessing you've already been made aware of that also hi i appreciate you <3 #and if you're a random person reading these tags also hi lol #also this is not directed at my campal shipper mutuelles who tolerate my passionate platonic campal posting!!! you are all rare gifts

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derangedanomaly · 5 months ago

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I'm going to explode :D

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#vicnityask #why? lmao #can't believe I asked after putting this joke here 💀

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stillgotscars · 20 days ago

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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

#stevie nicks #she said “please touch some grass” in the kindest way possible lmao #and that’s why i love this woman so much #*

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stevenrogered · 2 months ago

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im begging you to please read this excerpt from an interview of florence pugh and andrew garfield promoting we live in time you wont regret it lmao

#andrew garfield #florence pugh #why would he say this out loud lmao #1k #5k #10k

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stemmmm · 1 month ago

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one more one more

same au thing as last time

#gravity falls #gravity falls au #gf nevermind all that #dipper pines #mabel pines #bill cipher #billford #implied. so why not. probably should have tagged the other one with it since that was more explicitly the ship lmao #this freaky thing in my house is saying weird things and acting unwell. get it out of here #m.png

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napping-sapphic · 1 month ago

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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #sometimes you just need to be CLOSE ya know #also i went to bed really early last night and slept So Well #and i just woek up and im still realllll sleepy #which is why i seized the chance to post this #because i get too shy and embarrassed to whenever i try to do it when im not half asleep #pointign and laughing at fully awake me rn🫵#lmao loser ass🫵🫵🫵#now it’s posted and there’s nothing you can do about it #im gay and i like sleeping

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krysmcscience · 2 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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chase-prairie · 1 year ago

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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos #also please dont forage on railway corridors either #love yourselves protect yourselves #lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids #im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally #if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest #that isn't a random pull

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thelostmoongazer · 4 months ago

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