#why would you say that?? wow.
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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forgotten-daydreamer · 11 months ago
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me, talking about the plush I sleep with: yeah I got it in 2014, it's ten already!!
my roommate: I mean, 2014 doesn't sound like a big deal if you say it.
me: ??
my roommate: like, I was only 9 in 2014. You were 14 already. Old enough.
my already depressed ass:
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avicecaro · 10 months ago
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hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.
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krysmcscience · 3 months ago
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BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha
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@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)
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@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<
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@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for
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And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)
This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)
Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao
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kiwibirbkat · 5 months ago
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Dick: So you ever just want someone to hug you? Like, just because they WANT to. They actually care about you and don't have an ulterior motive. And I know a lot of people have aversions to touch, and that's why they don't hug me very hard or at all, but sometimes I just want to be pulled into a bone crushing hug because they CARE about me and not because they're trying to hurt me, or manipulate me, or stop me from escaping. Is that weird?
The justice league (-Bruce), who get physical affection often:
Bruce, who has not hugged Dick in years to not overstep his boundaries:
All his siblings (barring Tim and Damian), who thought he was the most mentally stable:
Tim, who knew something was wrong already but didn't wanna mention it in case of upsetting him:
Damian: ... *Slowly walks up to him and hugs his leg. (He's short)*
Superman: *Flies behind him and pulls him into a bear hug probably strong enough to suffocate someone without Bat-Training™*
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hballegro · 6 months ago
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i have more conspiracies about MASH that may or may not be true, but ive decided they are. they also just might have been explained, but im dumb, and cant remember. heres your sequel.
in 7x3 where hawkeye tackles bj, bj goes "AAH!' and hawkeye says 'WRONG! THAT STARTS WITH AN H!'. this is because mike farrell's line was 'hey!' but due to the force and drama of the scene, just Yelped instead.
All the dogs that turned up that never appeared again [like the one bj and hawk "ate" when they were trying to scare a visitor, dogs seen in 1 shot, etc] were just dogs that the production crew/cast owned and wanted to bring to work/volunteered their animal for acting duty
in the handful if scenes where hawkeye is actually knitting [and not using the red yarn, for the reason given in the previous edition], hes making a blankie for erin. [co-credit my sibling]
klinger got his ears pierced during the course of the show, starting with clearly just clip-ons and then later declares he doesnt want his ears to close up. some say continuity error, I say commitment (and also it would probably be easier to find real earrings instead of clip-ons)
in s7e2 Peace on Us, no one told bill christopher to tie that red streamer around his neck, he just thought it would be silly
in s7e2 Peace on Us, again, no one told alan alda to drive the jeep back to camp with his leg up like that. he just knows the character well enough to make that call. which he's correct about
the scar on hawkeye's lip was caused by a fishhook in his youth. got called Troutboy a long time afterward because of it.
bj is a vaseline girlie and takes good care of his hair as well.
hawkeye sniffs food because, having grown up partly during the depression, eating spoiled food was a real risk, so giving it a good ol' sniff-test was a given
fr mulcahy cares deeply about his appearance and engages in more grooming activities than any other guy in camp [the shower cap, always looking perfect, owning gardening gloves, manicured hands and feet, etc]. he even irons his stole on a bi-weekly basis and launders his clerical collars
hawkeye's issues with people leaving and not saying goodbye began with his mother after she passed, since his father didnt want him to worry
on nights where charles goes to bed after the other two, he will occasionally clean up a little bit. this contributes to why he's so pissed in 'Pressure Points'- he's been doing his own cleaning and some of theirs without them noticing or caring.
once again these are all just things that came to mind while watching, i didnt think too hard on them. the only one 'researched' on was the food sniffing, solely because i needed to do Year Math lol
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civetcider · 4 months ago
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will NEVER understand people who are like "scary, i don't like this animal gross" and you ask them why and they just say "look at it, it could kill me :( " like SO? i asked if you like and respect them as fellow living things on this beautiful planet not if you would give it a hug brother
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waitmyturtles · 8 months ago
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Emotionally, 23.5 (episode 10) is like a cheaply made puzzle, where like, the edges are cut roughly, so like, you THINK that you have the right pieces next to each other, but when you smush them in, and they don't fit QUITE smoothly enough, you're like, oh maybe there's another piece, but like, you CAN'T find another piece that works, because like, the piece you have in your hand IS the piece that is the right one for the picture you're making, or like, you THINK it is, so like, you keep smushing the pieces together, and you THINK the puzzle makes sense, but you kinda feel like you have the wrong piece, or worse, you're MISSING A BETTER PIECE, because everything's NOT QUITE JIVING.
I hope this post made as much sense as the emotional journey we attempted to take with the script in this last episode. What the FUCK is this script doing to Ongsa? A little more context, some smoother edges, would be really helpful here!
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muttsona · 8 months ago
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no, im not racist. i just think all rap music is bad because it's violent and sexual, which obviously has never been the case for any other music genres! it's not racist to say all rap music covers the same topics: drugs, sex, violence. they actually made a Music Rule that said only rap music is allowed to have these things. which means my white boy rock bands are safe 😐👍
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jadewritesficshere · 3 months ago
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18+ only contains: somnophilia, technically noncon? (no explicit consent given, however both are okay with it at the end),(being told it is more undernegotiated kink?), there is a happy ending
Steve wakes up slightly confused as to why there is something heavy on his chest. He knows he doesn't own a cat, yet he watched Mews sit on Dustin's chest one time and put a paw over his nose and that was enough for him. He doesn't fear cats, but for a split second wonders if one broke in somehow
Steve peers down through the dark and- oh. Eddie. Eddie is sleeping, mouth wide open, drooling onto Steve's chest. Eddie's arm is somehow curled around Steve's torso.
This has happened before, when Eddie has stayed the night. Eddie didn't remember anything in the morning, or pretended not to. Steve isn't sure which, and it was like a knife to the heart thinking Eddie didn't want it to happen. Steve wanted to wrap Eddie in his arms and never let go but-
Eddie didn't reciprocate his feelings. Steve had flirted like none other, sometimes Eddie flirted back but usually he didn't even react. Asked him to go on a date, got shot down. Robin said he needed to flat out say it, but he asked Eddie for a dinner and a movie, that was flat out saying it to Steve.
But this? This was nice. Eddie curled into him? He could imagine a future where this as their nightly occurrence.
Then Eddie moves.
Not just any movement, but a rolling of his hips forward into Steve's. And oh God Eddie is hard. Steve can't see, judging by feeling only, and he wants to whine because of course Eddie is big.
Steve can feel himself start to harden as Eddie makes the move again. This is so wrong, Steve should stop him, but something about it makes him harder.
Eddie moans and holy shit. It's raspy but higher then Eddie usually sounds and Steve just wants to pull the noise from Eddie again.
Steve can't help it, lifting his hips to thrust back against Eddie. It's so wrong. So so wrong. He knows Eddie likes this type of thing, said it once when they were announcing their kinks when high. But he didn't ask Steve to do this and-
"Mmmh Steve," Eddie sighs, still sleeping. Steve throws a hand over his mouth to muffle his moan. Was Eddie dreaming about him? Oh, Steve hoped so. His dick is hard as a rock it almost hurts, leaking just as much drool as Eddie is leaving on Steve's chest.
God, Steve wants to make Eddie drool. Shove a few fingers in his mouth and watch him go dumb.
Eddie keeps grinding into him until he gasps, body tensing as his hips spasm. A small moan leaves him and Steve is seeing stars. His boxers are soaked as his own orgasm rips through him.
Steve can't help the moan and the gasps that escape him. He thrusts up against Eddie, prolonging his orgasm. He pants as he slowly comes down. It feels like his brain is leaking through his ears. This was the hardest he's come in years, and he didn't even get to touch his dick except for grinding through some clothes.
"Holy shit," Eddie whispers and Steve's eyes snap open to look at him. Eddie's eyes are wide, staring up at Steve. "Shit, Eddie i-" "That was so fucking hot what the hell." "-I'm sorry, wait what?"
"That was hot. So hot. Like, I'm gonna jerk off to that later." Eddie shakes his head slightly, pushing up onto his forearms to get off of Steve. Steve mourns the loss of Eddie's body against his, which is why he speaks before thinking," You can jerk me off later."
Eddie laughs and winks at Steve," Take me to dinner first, I thought you were a gentleman." "I tried, you didn't want to," the bitchiness in his tone comes out. Eddie blinks a few times," No, you didn't. If you asked me out I would have been on my way to pick out a ring already."
"I did, I asked if you wanted to go see a movie!" "We do that all the time!" Steve hums a little, " Yeah I guess...Robin was right then, I needed to flat out say it....so will you go on a date with me?" "Date? Let me go pick out a wedding ring. You ain't getting rid of me now Harrington."
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atopvisenyashill · 9 days ago
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i don’t think rhaenyra would call it like a condition on her love, i think in slightly different (safer) circumstances jacaerys could eventually prod her into talking about harwin and yet i do think jacaerys feels like there is a sort of condition on how much she is capable of loving him because she refuses to be direct with him about the harwin of it all, and it’s not even really on jacaerys for being resentful because it’s like - she knows what it’s like to mourn a parent when you’re young and she knows what it’s like to feel undermined by the parent you are supposed to be the heir of, but she completely cuts off his ability to mourn & understand his own father even in privacy with her (she Will Not Speak The Truth even when he asks when they’re alone and she does that TWICE!!!), and pretends like it’s not a horrible thing to do to him. but if she admits that she maybe hurt jacaerys’ feelings when she refused to tell him anything about his father even after his father died & then got remarried .2 seconds later and just expected him to roll with it, then she also has to admit viserys hurt her by marrying her best friend .2 seconds after he killed her mom and that completely destroys the way she has conceptualize the last two decades of her life. he’s telling her directly as he is capable of to her face that something has gotta give and she is saying “i don’t know what you’re talking about everything is fine.” well eventually, that’s just not gonna work anymore lmao.
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lesbianphan · 4 months ago
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Dan had to post that sappy shit today of all days I'm actively CRYING they've done so much for us just by being visible and out and HAPPY in front of our very eyes and I'm SO PROUD OF THEM like my god I'm not okay in the slightest but this community means so fucking much to me and to know the world tried to knock them (and all lgbt people really) down SO MANY TIMES and got so close to knocking Dan down, but he made it through and he's here and queer and filled with such JOY and LAUGHTER and they give the laughter and joy to us whenever they share a bit of content and it's so much it means so fucking much... we all went through so much shit.... I need a hug fucking hell I'm literally crying
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moeblob · 8 months ago
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And then she threatens to kill him if he doesn't man up and say that while looking her in the eye (and then he apologizes while looking at her in the eye because he cannot be directly rude).
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musette22 · 3 months ago
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I guess now people will stop accusing Sebastian that he played T****p because he loves him so much. But, on the other hand, knowing people...
I'm sorry, what? I know I shouldn't be surprised but... You're seriously telling me that there are people out there who thought he loves trump? We're talking about Sebastian, who is an immigrant, who is very vocal about his love for strong women and his support of women in general, who regularly works with charities, stands for equal rights and has literally said before that he thinks Trump is shit, and who, let's not forget, is an ACTOR who is playing a part in a MOVIE, which is very clearly critical of trump and everything he stands for? I mean??? What is wrong with people. The man is just doing his job, honestly. Also this is exactly the kind of thing he talks about when he mentions entitled "fans" who think they know him and can demand things of him smh
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mandalora · 1 year ago
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Stolen from amidonexor, no one asked me either
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smoshingatut · 8 months ago
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I'm kinda tired of dungeon meshi fans blatantly misinterpreting Kabru's goals, motivations, and character so they can ship him with Laios...like obviously it's awesome if you enjoy Laikabu but can you nooot twist Kabru's intentions for involving himself with the guy who constantly triggers his monster trauma and pisses him off so bad he gets brain damage so that he turns into "the guy who wants to suck Laios's dick" as his entire character? I've even seen people cut off Kabru's words to make it seem like he is admiring Laios because it would disrupt that narrative
#how can you think marcille hates laios and kabru wants to fuck him that's not.......canon.....#every time I see stuff of them it’s people being like 'oh kabru loves it so much when laios reminds him of his traumatic past'#be it his eyes/monsters/or the succubus thing 'he just HAS to fuck laios'#kui was noooooot intending for kabru to be lusting after that man!!!#i love laios but come ON why dont you actually care about KABRU tooooo#for l4bru to actually work one of them would have to suppress a big part of themselves and its ALWAYS on kabru it’s so insufferable#it's just like how some people misconstrued fem!toshiro blushing about laios to be her crushing on him when it was obv the same discomfort#but it made the microaggressions even worse because of the gender difference AS WELL as the culture difference#SIGH#i prommis ryoko kui did not create kabru so he can think about sucking laioss humungous donger all day fhsdkfhskjh#L4ikabu is the worst case I’ve seen of people twisting things for their ship because it’s literally just not true…#blatant misreading of the text goes crazy!!!!#like sure they're foils but what about the actual dynamic...w8 don't think about that actually cuz yoikes lol#obviously not threatening anyone who ships them please just stop saying it's canon oh my g#pwease actually read what kabru says he lays it out really clearly and has a super interesting backstory that drives his actions 🥲#i dont expect anyone to read this because im not using a tag but if u do then...🫢😯#i dont understand y ppl like it so much when laios ignores kabru so hard KABRU DESERVES BETTER#I’ve never felt like this about any ship before wow it just makes me 🫷
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