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I’m sure that tomorrow, and the day after and five years later, I’ll grow even fonder.

🧁 OLD FASHION CUPCAKE (2022)

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There are a lot of fans who need to hear this.

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ONLY FRIENDS | 1.01

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ME AND WHO

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Gaga’s customer service is working overtime and EXCELLING:

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OHM PLS

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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LOVE IN THE BIG CITY Nam Yoon Su as Young Episode 1

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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

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when thai people eat thai food with chopsticks in fics it makes me sad. thai people don't use chopsticks. they use a fork and a spoon.

thai people have NEVER used chopsticks. before they ate with utensils they ate with their hands like other groups in south asia.

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one does not simply move on from Triage the series.

the series fcked me up so good, all i could think about is how empty i feel in the inside.

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DAMN.

Gay short film: Picking You Up

9 minutes. Two friends go to the sauna together, as they have many times. One seems to be growing disenchanted with the scene. The ending might explain why.

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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OMFG, the fujoshi side story IS TRANSLATED (“HOW IS IT THAT WE’RE WATCHING THIS FOR FREE,” these fujos know the pain of subscriptions, goddamn!!!!)

I AM OBSESSED

Unubore BL: I Am Obsessed With This Vertical BL

User @ellsieee has been doing the deity's work here on Tumblr in covering the releases of the short Unubore (The Conceited) vertical JBL episodes by Coneco Films on Twitter/X. User @/youroli0804 on X has been translating these episodes, to the great delight of us international fujoshis (here are the links to translated episode 1, episode 2, and episode 3).

Olivia/youroli0804 is also fujoshing/goddessing out, because she made a relationship chart of everyone featured in the vertical so far:

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Basically, this show has an intriguing plot of this guy, Umeda, leeeeeeannnning in on his subordinates on crowded Japanese subways. Somehow, the show manages to combat what could be potentially creepy vibes with the two subordinates fighting right back with BL superpowers. In the midst of the three episodes, a peanut gallery of literally the best fujoshis ever lose their godforsaken minds with increasing energy over the course of the episodes. IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

It's so delightful, in fact, that Coneco devoted a side story episode just to the fujoshis losing their goddamn minds:

And blessings to the wonderful @bengiyo for finding out that Japanese fujoshis are discovering that English speakers have coined "fujoshing out" as a literal term to describe the unhinged energy that Coneco is inspiring:

To sum this all up:

Follow Coneco on X (if you're on that hateful, dreaded app) to support the release of more of their Unubore vertical JBL!

This vertical has brought Japanese and international fujoshis together in a passionate love for JBLs, BLs, and fujoshi energy

🎉 CULTURAL EXCHANGE IS WONDERFUL 🎉

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Unubore BL: I Am Obsessed With This Vertical BL

User @ellsieee has been doing the deity's work here on Tumblr in covering the releases of the short Unubore (The Conceited) vertical JBL episodes by Coneco Films on Twitter/X. User @/youroli0804 on X has been translating these episodes, to the great delight of us international fujoshis (here are the links to translated episode 1, episode 2, and episode 3).

Olivia/youroli0804 is also fujoshing/goddessing out, because she made a relationship chart of everyone featured in the vertical so far:

(Source)

Basically, this show has an intriguing plot of this guy, Umeda, leeeeeeannnning in on his subordinates on crowded Japanese subways. Somehow, the show manages to combat what could be potentially creepy vibes with the two subordinates fighting right back with BL superpowers. In the midst of the three episodes, a peanut gallery of literally the best fujoshis ever lose their godforsaken minds with increasing energy over the course of the episodes. IT'S DELIGHTFUL.

It's so delightful, in fact, that Coneco devoted a side story episode just to the fujoshis losing their goddamn minds:

And blessings to the wonderful @bengiyo for finding out that Japanese fujoshis are discovering that English speakers have coined "fujoshing out" as a literal term to describe the unhinged energy that Coneco is inspiring:

To sum this all up:

Follow Coneco on X (if you're on that hateful, dreaded app) to support the release of more of their Unubore vertical JBL!

This vertical has brought Japanese and international fujoshis together in a passionate love for JBLs, BLs, and fujoshi energy

🎉 CULTURAL EXCHANGE IS WONDERFUL 🎉

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