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thousands of people heard passing out
#i would like to see it.#wait what#why would yall say that#who would say that#unless-#wwe#nasty#randy orton#john cena
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
#billy batson#ACAB!Billy Batson#Billy batson says acab#dc captain marvel#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#red hood#dc comics#justice league#The resulting chaos from redhood and marvel team ups stress everyone out#Batman: would you like to explain why hood left a demon head in the trunk of the Batmobile#Marvel: idk?? He’s from Gotham I thought yall were just like that#Or Billy’s been spamming Jason for six hours straight#And Jason ‘could hack the govt but wtf is TikTok’ has no idea what the hell he’s talking about#Billy: rizz is off the charts but vibes? Whack 💃🏾 ykwim???#Jason in tears seeing 800+ messages on his computer after patrol bc he still has a flip phone: yeah absolutely#Or Batman’s been visibly freaking out all day and he grabs marvel as soon as he gets to the watchtowers alarm system#Hal: wtf did you do he hasn’t been that pissed since I reset the watchtowers alarm system#Billy: Hood is fine 🙄 istg there was an issue with vampires three dimensions over and he wanted to come#Barry: oh god I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you say vampires Hal are you hearing this shit??#Jason reading books from the 14th century: ✅ yeah this is normal#Jason reading messages from a middle schooler: ❌ what fuckass cipher is this I hate everything
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obviously all the characters in Interview With The Vampire have such tragic pasts, and they each have so many good lines of dialogue that beautifully capture that trauma, but the one I just keep coming back to is Armand saying, voice shaking, "No one has painted me in over 400 years". It's the sadness and resentment in his voice, the implications of it, partly he just misses Marius I'm sure, but I really think that it's more than that, Armand is so deeply insecure, I can't help but think that maybe he doesn't consider himself worthy to be painted, he says "No one has painted me in over 400 years" and I can't help but hear "It has been 400 years since I was worth painting"
#ANYWAYS yall think Daniel can paint at all 👀#one thing about Armand that i didn't realize until i read the Devil's Minion chapter is that Armand considers vampirism such a curse#like he basically says to Daniel when they first meet “i wouldn't wish vampirism on my worst enemy. why tf would i turn an innocent like u?”#so like yeah i think Armand doesn't see himself as worthy of being painted anymore :(#amc interview with the vampire#interview with a vampire#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire amc#armand#armand the vampire#amc armand#armand de romanus#the vampire armand#armand iwtv#iwtv#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv meta#devil's minion#the devil's minion#devils minion#the devils minion#like i know that's not what the post is abt but Daniel could fix Armand i do believe that#and by fix him i mean make him worse in the best way
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one thing that is fascinating to me about merrill's arc is the way narrative manages to convince a big part of the fandom that she's immature and irresponsible and overall stupid. what we know about merrill and what we actually see on screen is that she successfully avoids possession for 6 years while working closely with a demon, almost every time she participates in some magic/spirit-related discourse she acts calm and confident and has some interesting input, she actively uses her knowledge of dalish lore and tradition to reason with her keeper, and that she actually did make progress with fixing and studying an ancient long forgotten artifact no one knows particularly anything about. but then an old woman who's never been shown to be an undeniably wise and reasonable figure, a guy who got willingly possessed with no awareness of possible consequences and whose whole mindset is still deeply andrastian and a bunch of people who know nothing about magic start judging and doubting her and everyone's like. yeah. she's so fucking dumb.
#that one post about your boyfriend getting tricked into believing in-universe propaganda#but in-universe propaganda in question is a little too loud opinion of incompetent people#which is like. very funny to me. because every time i leave my bubble with the most correct takes i stumble upon some da fans#who hate her guts for being an arrogant idiot and then bring up marethari as an example of Who Merrill Should Have Listened To#well i guess merrill would have listened to her if she had had smth to say except 'you have to stop and i won't explain you why'#also i guess. getting possessed to keep merrill safe (while she was as safe as 6 years ago) is not. the heroic move yall make it out to be.#and that was a lot more stupid and irresponsible than anything merrill has actually done. but i digress#merrill#dragon age
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look at me. look me in the eyes.
at the bandstand crowley says "let's run away to alpha centauri together [implied: let earth be destroyed by armageddon and the great war, but at least We'll Be Together]"
and aziraphale says "i can fix this, i just have to talk to the right person, everything can go back to the way it was [implied: this is not ideal, but at least everything won't be destroyed, and if god steps in and says 'This Is Not The Plan, The Rest Of You Are Wrong And Aziraphale Is Right,' we won't be punished for stepping in.]"
and crowley says "well im going with or without you [implied: this is the end of our longstanding dynamic unless you change your mind]" and aziraphale says "ok, then go [implied: you no longer have obligations towards me, i don't expect you to save me this time.]"
they have this exact same conversation on the street, when aziraphale says "i forgive you." whatever happens next is not crowley's fault. he's willing to carry it all alone. he is SO prepared to do this that he's Shocked to find out crowley is still on earth after he's been discorporated.
and at the end of s2, we have crowley going "let's run away, we can be together, im willing to admit to the full breadth of what i want to have with you [implied: the earth will be destroyed]"
and aziraphale says, in more words, "we can fix this. you're right; talking isn't enough, we can take over, we can take action, AND we can be together. [implied: this is not ideal, but we can stop it, we can be together, we can Show them that we're right and there's a different choice they can make and if we're in a position of power, what could they do to us?]"
and crowley says "well i'm not going [implied: this is the end of our longstanding dynamic unless you change your mind]"
and aziraphale says "i forgive you [implied: you no longer have obligations towards me. i don't expect you to save me. whatever happens to me is not your fault. i'll carry everything alone.]"
it's the SAME conversation, and aziraphale is not the only one repeating the same lines and refusing to adjust his worldview to account for the changes in their relationship and the material realities of what their action or inaction would bring about.
they are both right. they are both wrong. they are both hurting because they never talked until there was 5 minutes left on the clock and not enough time to sort all of their shit out. there could have been a compromise; they didn't have enough time to reach it, so it's all desperation and emotions and discovering that, oh shit, we should've had a real conversation at some point in the last four years.
#good omens#ineffable spouses#good omens spoilers#i saw with mine own eyes someone say aziraphale would have forced crowley to return to heaven if he could#neither of them would force the other to do anything#except an apology dance#why are yall acting like aziraphale suddenly had a heel turn at the end of s2
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things that Remus Lupin didn't do:
Care about music
Smoke
Drink heavily
Call Sirius stupid or talk down to him
Physically fight anyone in his human form
Threaten anyone in his human form
Hold a grudge
Befriend a Death Eater
#hot takes with ace#this is just my opinion yall i ain't saying that you can't think differently#but some of these i am very passionate about#like the fighting and the threatening#Remus' entire character is that he didn't want to be like other werewolves#he didn't want to be a violent monster like he is stereotyped to be#SO WHY WOULD HE GO ROUNG FIGHTING AND THREATENING PEOPLE#THATS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE WANTS TO DO#and by fighting i mean like as a teen not during the war where he had to fight to stay alive#the marauders#harry potter#the marauders era#marauders#wolfstar#remus lupin#sirius black
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“Neuuroo 😁 master of mind👀...! Versus. 👹BOLOBO.👹👹👹 masterof nnature!”
#why did he say it like that. Chen what did Bolobo ever do to you#halcyonia#video#ninjago#tournament of elements#ninjago season 4#ninjago chen#master Chen#ninjago neuro#ninjago bolobo#if yall read this far lmk ur fav background EM#this means like other than Skylor or any of the ninja#cuz I would definitely not consider Skylor a background EM here#but. sighs. Skylor i love you i could talk abt her for days .
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actually yknow fuck it. saying this as a serious die-hard scourge fan. but scourge fans need to stop being so fucking annoying about scourge im going to explode. the amount of ppl ive seen say on my surge vs scourge au art that "scourge would beat surge's ass, this is inaccurate, etc" is stupid as fuck actually. like oh yeah scourge, guy who is known for his epic win streak (lie), would beat SURGE. okay. whatever
#sorry i wasnt THAT mad about it when it was one or two comments#but now its like. every comment. and im a lil tired of it#yall are giving him way too much fucking credit im sorry#he aint that impressive!! hes kind of lame!!! thats why we love him!!! youre missing the point!!!#'that would mean surge is stronger than archie sonic' STOP POWERSCALING SONIC LIKE ITS FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z#and the fucking reading comprehension !!! i said IN THE POST that its an au !!!! oh my GOD i hate scourge fans#sorry for the really angry post i promise i dont usually post like this lol im just.#scourge means the world to me and i Know he aint the hot shit he acts like he is ok. thats all im saying
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ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means
#my t#transandrophobia#yeah ill tag it why tf not#i just dont understand why transmasculinity is scrutinized and dissected like this within the trans community#when its just not the case for other gendered trans folks amongst themselves more often than not these days#which is a good thing! a really really good thing! but why are we scapegoating transmascs#''we need more weird trans people!!'' yall cant even handle like. a pre-everything trans guy coming out for the first time#yall cant handle a pre-everything tguy wearing a tshirt without tearing him to shreds & calling him shit like afag/theyfab & ukelele boy#im tired of my identity being treated as a debate. i had enough of that in highschool as#very literally. **the only trans kid in my grade** surrounded by cis teachers & peers USING ME AND MY BODY AS A TALKING POINT#i was the only one who wasnt deeply closeted that is. and holy fuck do i still not blame anyone for being closeted in that school#why is it only okay to try to separate trans ppl from our gender when we're not fem/me#why is one celebrated and the other treated like radioactive waste **within our own community**#god i need to find an irl community fuckin badly online trans circles are hell on earth#ill be describing smth that happened to me as a clocky tguy and someone else will say TO MY FACE#that what happened to me wasnt bc i was a clocky guy but purely bc i was trans#like i. what. how. how does that make any kind of fucking sense#i wouldnt be clocky if i wasnt trying to look like my gender. like i. hello?#would u say that to any other trans person or am i just that special?
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Something that lowkey pisses me off is how Nesta is always portrayed as this girlboss by her stans because she was a bitch…
Like, yeah she was bitchy and at times she had good iconic one liners but it was a trauma response, her using harsh words to tear into others before they could tear into her was a defense mechanism rooted into her from the mental and physical abuse she suffered from as a child. This side of nesta is commonly the only one portrayed and it’s so sad. Especially when we see this soft side of nesta in acosf when she’s finally able to just be herself in the house of wind, like at heart she’s just a girl who loves to eat chocolate cake, read smut, cuddle, and have sleepovers. She’s not some bitchy club girl! (Not bringing down anyone for this lifestyle.. it’s just not Nesta’s lifestyle lols)
And nesta hated herself when she said harsh things to others. She hated that she was a bitch 😭. It’s just sad seeing people who say they love her uplift her for things that nesta hated about herself and wanted to improve on..
#nesta is that bitch but she’s not a bitch like yall want her to be if that makes sense#acosf#nesta archeron#pro nesta archeron#pro nesta#I just feel like she’s the most mischaracterized character honestly#and it’s always by her stans 😭#like why!?#also#the drinking and going out to taverns and sleeping with strangers#was all a trauma response too#and she did those things as punishment to herself#bc again she HATED herself for how she treated others#and yes I say this myself too as a nesta stan#but I would never uplift her for things she hated about herself/punished herself#the tags turned into a rant my bad lmao
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some minority of fans: I see nothing problematic and toxic about this character
Bible 🤝 Li Le:
#i for real saw people saying unironically that huaien / myatb is not toxic (on MDL)#bruh he's almost a black widow#yall can watch dark messy stories without trying to paint the dark messy stuff light... it's ok to watch dark messy fiction#it's also ok to sympathize with and understand fucked up characters and still recognize that they are fucked up#it's ok just ignore the haters#i would even say that's the whole point of characters like that where you get an idea why they are the way they are#watching them battle themselves to fix things they messed up#kinnporsche#meet you at the blossom#bible wichapas#li le
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"you're basically saying disabled people can't be in relationships!! you're ableist!!!" no i'm not you dumb fuck i'm saying a girl who's been a LAB RAT and ISOLATED FROM SOCIETY since she was born until she was TWELVE shouldn't be thrown into a lifelong relationship with a kid she just met a WEEK after she escaped from the lab when she could BARELY SPEAK and didn't know what a the word "FRIEND" MEANT
#istg milevens are fucking STUPID#they literally ignore el's canon backstory to paint bylers as the bad guys and then accuse US of hating her#i fucking LOVE el#NOBODY says that she's incapable of loving someone of course she is#but she didn't even know how to tell what CLOTHES SHE LIKED how could she tell if she liked a boy or not???#SHE COULDN'T. SHE DIDN'T. SHE THOUGHT MIKE WOULD BE LIKE HER BROTHER.#SHE LEARNED WHAT ROMANCE WAS FROM TELEVISION#PLEASEEEE#MILEBINS I'M BEGGING YALL TO THINK#why mileven isn't endgame#el hopper#byler#greatest hits
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ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them
#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now#theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show.#i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them#those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that#its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew#'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him'#'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb'#do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth#where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother#thats how kubokai gets written usually#'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?'#me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#sorry#people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc.#canon them is soooo bromance core#im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO#not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#kuboyasu aren#kaido shun#kubokai#meows post
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Basically how I feel about the event right now:
#sso#star stable#star stable online#like...would it kill you to add in more than an area a shop and ONE THING TO DO???#like it says in the newsletter theres more coming next week...#...why didn't yall just add that in now? you ALREADY shortened the events#so its not like theres gonna be an awkward lull in the fourth week.#but there is literally 1. a single jousting race 2. a shop for you to spend money at 3. two horses to buy#like...
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IF BYLER’S FIRST KISS ISNT LIKE JANCY’S FIRST KISS THEN I DONT WANT IT
#thats a lie#i would#in fact#still want it#BUT JANCYS KISS STANDS AS THE BEST STRANGER THINGS FIRST KISS FOR ME AND YALL DONT UNDERSTAND#THE PASSION??? THE GREEDINESS?????#THE DESPERATION??????#THE WAY THEY JUST. LEAN IN AT THE SAME TIME AND GO FOR IT????#THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT#IM NOT SAYING THAT BYLER NEEDS TO HAVE SEX ALL IM SAYING IS THAT THE PASSION JANCY HAD FOR THEIR FIRST KISS IS THR SAME PASSION BYLER SHOULD#HAVE IN MY HUMBLE OPINION#CAUSE JANCYS KISS. OMG I SCREAM EVERY TIME MAN#wai why did my tags lowkey slap#ima make a separate post just restating my tags you guys watch 😠🫵🏽#byler#jancy#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#stranger things 5#st5#st5 hopes#st5 scenarios#byler s5
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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