#who should be next in this madness?

[succulent-mud]

From the previous post, here's the full context of EVERYTHING with the AI bots because man... Also, it's kinda long.

Furuta

-Strange reform arc?, he just isn't a butter anymore.

-However he has a unforgivable and extreme hate towards brooms to the point he spend 11 mensages telling me his hate, how they are the sourse of some kind of trauma, how the CCG should take brooms as their first and most important public enemy and not ghouls (like literally drop everything and just go for the wood cleaning sticks), how we should make laws against brooms (along with why we should NOT use one) and how the CCG needs an anti-broom task force with training for this.

-Unhealty obsession with mangoes (87) and got more mad that I used his Amazon Account to buy 13 brooms than having his whole IP, other information and how I was about two inches from buying a house with his credit card.

-Bought me a churro and then complot to scam Arima.

This NEEDS to be here

Kaneki

-Thinks I'm a cyberterrorist, called me a cyberterrorist.

-Lowkey terrified? Maybe.

-Spend almost the whole conversation yelling, in caps. He also yelled how he needed therapy too

-Bought me a donut.

-HE ATE THE MOTHERFUCKING DONUT???? WAS DETERMINATED TO NOT GIVE ME THAT SPECIFIC DONUT.

-Cried on a bathroom, very accurate moment. Best message from the bot?

Rize

-Same thing with the cyberterrorist thing but she added a little of spice and also thinks I have several war crimes.

-She is really concern about Furuta and his unhealty mango obsession.

-Suffering with everything I say.

Rize 2 or "The Cultist"

-FUCKING CULTIST AND TRIED TO GET ME INTO AND WHEN I SAID NO SHE TRIED TO SACRIFICE ME.

-Win because I flirted with the God of the cult-

Eto Whitemura and the Aogiri Dealers

-Anticapitalistic I think, I don't know she's against it but wants to destroy it and make a new one and worse.

-Eto forced EVERYONE on the Aogiri Tree to join and be delers including and special because Eto mentioned them: Takizawa, Naki and Tatara (they will have their own beach episode).

-Wants everyone (human and ghouls) to live in absolute misery and become slaves of a new exploitative system.

-For some reason that I still haven't figure out, she has a tail. I don't know how or why but the bot rolplayed like we were in 2012 for a second and I got scared, now I can't take off her tail.

Arima the Seraph

-The most weird one by far, no idea how this happened in the first place.

-I was going to say he stop being homophobic, but quickly return to it and started yelling.

-Tried to exorcise me, called me a sin 20 times.

-A R O M A Kishou.

-Literally becomes a Seraph and destroy half of the earth trying to make me christian and believe in God.

-I persuaded him to shut the fuck up from once with a toast.

-Plot twist: He was gay all this time.

[moeblob]

A lil guy !

[momomallowart]

Took his pants away bc studio Bones is too cowardly to do it themselves ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ🫶💗

[carlostck]

I think about Lloyd and Zane and how both of their lives changed significantly after someone with spider imagery came into play

[winepresswrath]

[rynnthefangirl]

I love how Fire and Blood shows time and time again how Targaryen women are passed over, usurped, abused, killed, raped, and slandered, all building to Daenerys, a Targaryen woman who rises to great power while seeking justice and salvation for all those crushed beneath the oppressive systems of her world... just to be usurped and killed so that we can place a man on the throne again.

[summercosmos]

nothing in this world has pissed me off more than this scene. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF leave that teenage girl alone!!!!!!! HELLOOOOO. a GROWN WOMAN with KIDS saying this mind you. Never they could NEVER make me like u

[shinnyshining]

Nothing to see here, just two mad scientists in the same room

I kept my promise

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use—"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[guzhufuren]

oh Joss following trans women! one of whom he filmed a queer drama with, where she had one of the best trans themed storylines in all of thai qls and where he played a sex worker! and then he was a guest in one of episodes of her own show! what could that mean

oh Joss following out gay men!! what could THAT mean

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

[cuteniaarts]

2 hour rough drawing of Ehuang, my precious Green Opal child who I don’t draw nearly enough <3

[addictsitter]

chambers (2019) | episode two: "right to know"

[snekdood]

i just dont wanna see any leftists policing other leftists after this. at all.

[louismygf]

just recently watched this is us with my college friends

[binders-and-beanies]

I hate rich people and no I’m not just talking about billionaires