#who says it will be gay (sighs)

[xxlady-lunaxx]

sanegiyuu because giyuu initiates the first kiss, leaning forward and clumsily pressing his lips against sanemi’s. he’s expecting the surprise on sanemi’s face, expecting it as sanemi turns away from him immediately. he expected it and is already mid-way through apologizing as he backs away. what he’s not expecting is for sanemi to turn back around and grit out, his voice uncharacteristically soft, “do you go around taking people’s first kiss as a hobby?”

giyuu’s eyes widen, equally from the words and how meek and flushed sanemi’s face is. he looks so unlike himself, his cheeks and the tips of his ears a dark red, his bottom lip quivering in an almost pout. although, his eyes are still narrowed in his usual glared. but its effect is dampened by his expression otherwise.

“i’m… sorry,” giyuu says softly. and he means it. honestly, he’d assumed sanemi had at least kissed one other person. so finding out that he, in fact, hasn’t?

sanemi averts his eyes, huffing. “you’re a fucking idiot. at least ask first.”

“you wouldn’t have agreed,” giyuu mumbles. but sanemi was right. he’d dug his own grave.

“no?” sanemi swoops over and, much more precisely, kisses giyuu. his smirk is evident as giyuu sucks in a breath, nearly choking half way through before he gets ahold of himself. sanemi pulls back, looking triumphant and less pissed. without another word, he’s sauntering away with all the time in the world, leaving giyuu in complete shock and confusion.

“w-wait, what?” giyuu stammers, his response quite delayed and ever the confused.

[stewieonxbox360]

someojes probably already done this but sigh oh well i need something to ppost

[thepoisonroom]

i know modern dating is a hell because i once went on a date with this lady and when we were about to kiss i pulled back and went "oh sorry i thought we were a vase for a second" and she didn't like that in the least

[j-esbian]

i lost the post but i saw someone talking about how some of y’all act like being weird is a choice and like. YEAHHHHHHH.

that’s fine, it might be for you. but i just live like this and don’t know any other way. like yeah i’ve worked customer service, i can do innocuous small talk, but anything beyond that, i don’t understand what i’m missing. and it’s frustrating to see the tonal disconnect especially from people who are like “uwu embrace weirdness!!” where they’re like. dressing quirky and talking about bugs and listening to obscure music and eschewing small talk to ask Deep Questions on the first date and unlearning their tendency to not infodump. and generally have an idea of what Weirdness is supposed to look like. idk man some of us wake up and get out of bed and can’t figure out why the rest of their coworkers chitchat with each other but when they join the conversation it dies.

weirdness is value neutral. let’s stop trying to turn it into a badge because quite frankly, it’s not a choice for everyone. it’s fucking exhausting to never be on the same wavelength as other people and they’re going to react the way they do and label you the way they will without any conscious actions on your end. it’s difficult to talk about this without feeling like you’ll be dismissed as immature, a teenager whining “no one understands me” but the thing is. sometimes you don’t grow out of feeling alone and different, and there’s no good way to talk about it without feeling like people will think you’re just fishing for pity.

[mabaris]

that stupid comicbook.com article and also fan response in general to the companion romance situation annoys me so bad for the sole reason that everyone acts like the only people in the game are the pc and playable companions

[theatomicpsychotic]

Like tbh I knew the finale was gonna be a hot mess bc HBO cut 2 episodes out which is already insanely rough to fit all the content needed for a narrative tv series, but the fact that HBO didn't even let them have 40mins to an hour for their finale episode and had them finish it off in 30 MINUTES is ridiculous.

Fuck publishing companies, I hope if they do get renewed for the final season they get back 10 episodes and are allowed to have more time to write before principal photography, they did their best with what they had but it's hard not to mourn the loss of the little moments and the time to breathe between scenes.

[lilitblaukatz]

Gay true happy endings are much more rare in the contemporary media than whatever you are planning, Jeff, fucking heartbreak junkie.

So, I'm just saying.

[itsalwaysdark]

i literally likw felt sick hust now bc i thought abt gay people and ive just realized as i was about to hit post that this sounds homophobic. it was pure envy unfortunately

[gregoftom]

oh my fucking god

[cherrymoonvol6]

so the way i learn hbomberguy is bisexual is through a video he made to cook james somerton's plagiarizing ass

[wizzardhat]

OK WELL I GOT THE REALLY BAD ENDING BECAUSE I FUCKING LEFT THE STUPID HAMMER WITH LAEZEL AT CAMP LMAO

OOPS ID LOVE TO AVOID THIS MAJOR ETHICAL DILEMMA BUT GOLLY WOULD YOU BELIEVE I LEFT THE HAMMER I STOLE FROM A DEMON AT HOME TEE HEE

[thedevilandhisbride]

cant get the thought of aziraphale having a 'younger' or 'more time appropriate' human form out of my head.

just imagine our angel looking and being dressed like an early 2000s teen, or even a 1980s young adult. you cant tell me that, with how much aziraphale reads, he wouldnt want to try and experience as much as what is described in those books as possible.

clubbing? frat parties? college? highschool? going on stupid adventures with other teens? the drama of being a teenager/young adult in school would absolutely draw him in

i dont think he used wouldve used that form a lot, but he used it enough times for it to be slightly broken in and for him to slip into a different mindset when wearing it.

this also brings me to where my brain goes everytime i think of this. and that is:

what if azi, experiencing the joys of young adulthood, trying to learn about it and getting fully into it with other people in hopes of trying new things and influencing them to choose fun for the sake of it bringing joy and goodness, ran into our beloved beatles haircut crowley in the 80s while at a bar?

this has been floating in my head for about a week and a half now. the beloveds being in different, but similar, bodily forms. i can imagine crowley having one as well.

im rotating this in my mind like a rotisserie chicken btw

[nomaishuttle]

anything exciting going on today guys. ive been playing sdv all day due to the devil resides within me

[chazuramen]

mom and aunts were having a reunion with their cousins so i ended up having to hang out with MY normie ass cousins from the province, had a good time though

i wore my new leather jacket outside for the first time, we all had different variations of the same haircut and there was a lot of complaining

[pomudachis-in-a-trench-coat]

i love this artwork...

What is the reason for his sadness? Finally! The continuation of the illustration "Kaye in the snow".

[isa-renee]

probably posted about this before but. just remembered the time i actually had a “thanks i stole them from the president” interaction and like wild that literally happened like i was there i witnessed that moment i was one of like three people who heard that and Understood

for context this was like in 2021 btw