#who actually knows

[laminesyamal]

pls this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen, CONMEBOL get your shit together challenge

[legendofthe3divas]

nothing to say apart from iconic

[maraudersmary]

GUYS i’m down so so bad like irrevocably bad she wrote me four pages about how she views me (positively) and the last line was ‘my name is literally sunlight’ when all i asked was for a few positive traits about me for a therapy exercise like what the fuck and we spent thursday to sunday together and i feel empty without her today GOD SAVE ME

[voicestm]

At his feet his spawn wriggles, an annoyance but what else was to be expected? Astarion, his little silver flower, was forever troubling him with one breakdown or the other. This was no different than all the times before. Another wayward moment, another little pitiful attempt at freedom. But didn't he know? He would never be free.

His darling boy would forever be his.

Theirs was a relationship forged in blood, their bond soaked with the very essence of life and it was impossible to sever the ties that bound them.

His spawn, after countless years, still tried to steal himself away from his master. It breaks his heart. Truly, it does. He doesn't want to harm him, to have to torture and break him and yet still he pushed and pushed and pushed. Until there was nothing Cazador could except dole out punishment.

One day.. One day he hoped the message would be sink in. But as this wasn't that day.. He had to raise a firm fist in which to ensure that at least for a few weeks, hopefully months, his spawn would behave and not stray far from home.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[please-bequiet]

It's that point where the idea is you need sleep to feel less shitty about things. But I can't help but thinking that doesn't actually fix anything, it just makes me more able to handle it. I sleep and it doesn't hurt as much, but it's still right where it was before isn't it. A rested brain just has more stability or control over feelings. My tired mind is just reacting to ongoing concerns that my rested mind can put aside. Maybe it isn't as bad as my tired mind feels it is. But it's still there.

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash

continuation of this

[anna-scribbles]

adrinette exes! and marichat! part 4!

(part 1 / part 2 / part 3)

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵