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xx-blueboy-xx · 1 year

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Do you think Alistair ever had Dean torture John after he pulled him off the rack? Do you think John looked at his son and didn't believe it. Saying "you can't trick me. I know you're just some demon."

And Dean never corrected him.

#supernatural #spn hc #thinking...thoughts...#while at work lmao #dean winchester #cw: torture mention #alistair spn #john winchester #spn

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krysmcscience · 22 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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hey-scully-itsme · 8 months

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worst thing about free time is deciding what to do with it. it is a travesty that it is impossible to knit, draw, write, read, watch a movie, listen to podcasts, and play a video game all at the same time

#some of these can be combined #I knit while I watch movies #but like. I have 5-6 different projects (if you count game saves as projects lmao) and I want to work on them all!!

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yeyinde · 3 months

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John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.

and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.

but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.

wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.

after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?

#originally it was going to end with “his daughter's friend exactly what she asked for” lmao but im already doing a bff dad thing so #secretary it is if only so he can make her wear cute lingerie at work and then fuck her in his office #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #camgirl reader #toying w the idea of making her kinda inexperienced maybe a side hussle she started while she was in college #and having him exploit her to max

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ryllen · 27 days

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#enough heartbreak guys time to be happy #tho now that i think of it... it's really sad if that post was trey visiting restaurant jade works at while they never exactly be together #or trey is married to someone else; and when he got dementia even tho he didn't remember the wife he married anymore he still remembers jad #and was taken there to visit his restaurant again; or jade was called to deliver food to the aged care trey was at #augh...... also if anyone wants more clarification jade eating his own poison is implying he ended his own life #lmao what am i saying on this happy post let's get to tagging #twst #twisted wonderland #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart

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aitadjcrazytimes · 10 months

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#lmao #for anyone who's curious the process went:#send ask to aita official #blog blows up #someone realizes its a chexer fic #i follow them bc they seem cool #i join their rvb server #their encouragement pushes me to finish the Actual Fic i was working on #i expand the fic to be more of a whole au after it comes out much better than expected #the next fic in the au that i work on has to do with a character's brain injury #this leads me to do research into brain injuries #''......huh. this sounds. a lot like the neurological symptoms that my doctors have been saying is just part of my anxiety disorder''#think on that for a while #go to the ER for unrelated reasons #remember my theory #bring it up to the doctor #Doctor Immediate Concern #doctors orders a ct scan #''eeyup! that there's some atrophying and a chiari malformation! y'ever had a head injury''#(i had had several)#''well! shit! time to refer you to neurosurgery :) see if we cant do somethin about all that memory loss and severe pain and shit''#and now we are here #it also lead me to research osddid systems for the first fic #and now my therapist is having me tested for osdd because i did not know that those symptoms were not a thing everyone experiences #so like. thanks for helping me meet friends who could encourage me to engage with the things i like + learn more about myself #^ ^ <3 #im actually not gonna say ''ok last update fr this time'' bc idfk maybe something WOULD be funny to post on here

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roboyfriend · 21 days

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d'you think whoever wrote this usb-c cable description is. normal. about computers.

#transmission #objectum #techum #feels remarkably soft as you plug the cable into your [REDACTED]#remains tangle-free when stuffed into a [REDACTED]#this was an anker cable i bought a while ago. for the record it is actually very nice and soft lmao.#yes the advertisement worked on me. what of it.

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reds-skull · 3 months

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My mom named one of the street cats she feeds Tommy, so I thought to myself, "what if..."

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod ghost #cod price #simon ghost riley #john price #cod fanart #cod comic #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty fanart #call of duty #this was supposed to be done a few days ago but uh. life said 'nah'#ngl shit is a little scary for me rn... but gotta finish this comic no matter what o7 lmao #ghost coping with the loss of his family with a family of stray cats... the idea still makes me sad :(#maybe it hurts for me more bc i lost my cat this year...#also drawing ghost cuddling with a kitten while he discussed his struggles with dealing with emotions... nobody does it like him #i had a different comic i originally planned on working on but then i realized i literally didnt have price show up for like. a year rip

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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*In nightbringer*

Asmo: Do you realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with MC?

Solomon: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it????

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doctorsiren · 24 days

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He’s so dramatic

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #billford #the book of bill #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #I did both normal bill and my humanoid design #bc I originally found this song through an animation of Mettaton #and my humanoid Bill design gives Mettaton haha #me trying to draw toxic yaoi at work while my coworker who definitely knows gravity falls is sitting right next to me 😰😰😰😰#look I know human bill as a concept is kinda seen as cringe and very 2010s BUT #idc lmao I am cringe but I am free #I find it really silly #I think people made him TOO cool #we need to acknowledge that he’s desperate and lonely and very pathetic 😁

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thirstywaffles · 6 months

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Bingqiu singer au where sqq is secretly lbh's super fan

#doodley #i blacked out while doodling fhis LMAO #alnst round 6 broke me so here's me coping through making silly aus #anyways i was trying to give lbh one of those rizz wolfcut and sqq a slicked back hair (he just got home from work)#this is very self indulgent sorry bros #artists on tumblr #digital art #sketch #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #svsss #sv #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingyuan

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midoristeashop · 6 months

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Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)

(That one vine)

Also have the things

#I didn’t even plan to use this audio LMAO #it worked ig I just added words #hijack #jackycup #it’s so wild yall car trips fuck me up cuz what do u mean I slept 4 hours straight and now there’s snow #IN CALI??#ate some bomb ass food tho while filming and my sis just stared at me the whole time 😔#ig that’s how toofthelss greets people LMAO #expressions are fun #I may not animatic but I can sure hope and dream #if u see this no u didn’t #a little loopy it’s fine yall #edit: omgf ITS SO SHAKY I AM ASHAMED #TY FOR LIKING THIS BUT ALSO WOW DO I KINDA HAYE IT #😔 it’s ok I’ll just dig a hole and lay down for a while it’s fine

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choccy-milky · 7 months

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older seb and clora on a job as curse-breakers💖 seb likes working with clora bc it means he can always spend time with her & keep her close, but it also still stresses him out bc of how dangerous it can be LOL. and i love worried + overprotective seb, so ofc i had to draw one of their close calls 🥺💖💖

#tbh sebs ideal would be for clora to still come along except shed just stand there and do nothing while he does all the work LMAOO🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian sallow fanart #hphl #u just know after this seb spent the entire rest of the day attached to her hip LMAO #TIME TO EXPLORE THE REST OF THIS TOMB WITH YOU IN MY ARMS #actually no he probs wordlessly picked her up and carried her out bridal style LMAO #and even once theyre out doesnt put her down or let go of her #clora gotta spend the rest of the day insisting shes fine and soothing him BAHAHA #clora clemons #choccyart

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strawberri-draws · 24 days

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OTGW studies to prepare for a possible animatic :]

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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months

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doing chibi is a good design exercise bc it forces u to think on shapes n essential details, essentially thumbnailing ur designs. its also a terrible design exercise bc it ends up looking cute no matter what

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #very specifically class swap bard!riz #fh class quangle #mm. I may need tags for all the asides Ive been doing lmao #riz's canon design is so coherent and thematically clean that I genuinely struggle to keep up...#bard!riz's whole thing is working out his identity through abject fear so it kiiiinda makes sense that hes got a different thing going #on every year I guess? like lmao the directive I go into each of these designs with changes vastly #freshman bard!riz has to look extremely nonthreatening. and also make you wanna pick him up and chuck him at a wall #annoyingly inoffensive. slides off your memory pretty much immediately. a void of an experience #crucially Does Not Show Teeth While Smiling #sophomore year bard!riz I have been keeping the like. cameraman direction for #I want him to be swimming in clothes a little bit... he kinda lands at like. 80s/90s shlocky horror protag too which I do like #bc what is season 2 to riz if not a horror story lmao #junior year bard!riz I want to be somewhere between clark kent and tintin #the journalist aesthetics is not so clear and easy to build as the detective or spy aesthetics...#but also I just. really like boy journalist lmao this is the BD blood speaking again #and! I actually do draw his hair differently than in my canon junior year riz stuff. its a bit shorter here so it doesn't #obscure as much of his face #its so funny actually going from drawing canon stuff to class swap esp. with riz bc he's smiling SO much here #and it's 100% trained like its crucial for u guys to know he is equally if not more fucked up as a bard #barely anybody can wrangle him in canon it's already been mostly him keeping himself on track. imagine if he actually learned how to act #mmm. I think these designs are still gonna soft change as I draw them. thats fine we have fun #drawing sophomore year bard!riz for those comiclets was fun as hell. I think on this factor alone I call it a success lol

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expelliarmus · 3 months

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#mine #doctor who #dwedit #ncuti gatwa #millie gibson #jemma redgrave #LOVE U KATE #and hellooooo my lovelies!!!#it feels like it's been ages since i've made gifs #but i'm finally on summer break!!!!!!!#this month felt so long and i feel like i've just been living at work...#i had all these gifset ideas while i was watching the finale episodes #but i've forgotten about most of them by now lmao #i should rewatch both episodes to get my brain working again #i hope you've all been doing well!!!

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