#where is big sheep Barbatos

[itslaneybop]

my level of self control is abysmal >:I

[akanesheep]

So, now that I finished the Brothers ‘How they fell for MC’ series, I’m going to talking about the poly hierarchy within them:

It will go without saying that as far as the power structure, not much will change. The brothers have always lived this way, they’re comfortable with that end of the power dynamic.

Where it gets shiftier is where jealousy flare ups happen. This is where MC steps in. They don’t happen as much once the brothers agree to the relationship. MC does have their work cut out for them though. 7 partners is a lot, and we haven’t even gotten to the Prince, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon.

MC has to see the whole picture, or as close as possible. Which brothers handle their jealousy best, what day is promised to which brother, what are the circumstances of the argument. This sheep is a whole diplomat. Carefully treading the waters to find the fair and valid points. It isn’t perfect, but it’s fair. For example, if it’s date night with Mammon, but Levi just won tickets to an event for tonight and wants MC to go, it’s Mammon’s night. So unless Mammon volunteers his night to Levi, then that’s that.

Usually that’s when Levi’s envy will kick in, but he will be reminded of the times his brothers have had to respect his nights with you too.

It takes a few months for everyone to settle out, but once the routine is in place it works quite nicely.

It gets more hectic if you include Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, & Solomon. (Which I do, like, have you met me??)

The brothers will grumble at first for a few reasons. Those that have issue with Diavolo will complain about him moving in on their partner. Some will be opposed to an Angel being involved with MC, and some will make comments about that shady sorcerer; but a few conversations as a group bring everyone to the same mind set, and ultimately things adjust.

I say group conversation and I mean group conversations. It’s one thing for a brother or partner to mention something to MC as a one off issue, but more than once and it will be addressed during the weekly gathering. It sounds like a bit of a business meeting, but it keeps the air between everyone open and clear. After all, they are all functioning as a singular unit.

Diavolo’s responsibilities can make a scheduled date night near impossible, as can Lucifer’s, and Barbatos’. Lunch dates are common between them. Official events that require attendance are tricky, who do they attend with? Usually they attend as the hosts guest. Which means Diavolo usually… and MC will wear Diavolo’s colors, however there will be a flash of sapphire, a twinkle of gold, a glint of emerald… yes, they make sure some part of themselves is recognizing all of them. Even if it’s a bracelet or a ring with each of them represented. They also have access to dance with MC during the event. There’s a protocol to this as with all things. The host gets first and last dance, no question. After those dances, depending on how much MC wants to dance, they take turns. Beel, Levi, & Belphie aren’t big on dancing, so they use their time to help MC recover, drinks, snacks, conversation. MC loves them for the ability to slow down and just observe the room, to take a breath.

Let me pause here to point out that while most events are hosted by Diavolo, there are a large number hosted by Asmo, or Mammon. Satan has hosted a few art shows, Levi is a frequent honored guest at anime conventions, as well as his Royal Navy duties. So usually in some small place or time, they are all the main partner to MC.

With the addition of the non-brother partners, it does get a little more complicated schedule wise, as there is no longer a set day for each, and sometimes days get shifted because of late night work (Lucifer, Dia, and Barbatos) so depending on MC’s mood, they either go in to help work, or they have a pajama party and movie night with the others, sometimes, they just have a rare night alone, to soak in the tub and relax, put on one of their partner’s shirts and curl up, read a book, and drift off to sleep.

Or get surprised by the door bursting open to find one of the brothers charging forward with some kind of insanity (they will never learn to knock XD)

So there you have it, how MC balances a poly relationship with all the brothers + the non-brother dateables.

[not-krys]

62. Magic [Miri & Asmodeus]

Since today is Miri's birthday on this fine WIP Wednesday day, I decided to focus only on her for this round of WIPs to celebrate along with reblogging some of my other favorite works featuring her.

For this WIP, regular warnings apply: Raw, unedited, somewhat ramble-y writing that takes a sudden turn down below. Takes inspiration from OG Obey Me Lesson 8 when Miri gets her fourth pact with Asmo, after she summoned him for the first time using borrowed magic from Solomon. Nudity is also mentioned, along with Asmo and his flirty ways~

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"Alright!" Asmo declared cheerfully while taking hold of Miri's tiny sheep hooves, surprising everyone. "I'll do it!"

"…Do what?" Miri asked, eyes wide.

"I'll make a pact with you, hon!"

"Wait, really?"

"Yes, absolutely!" He shook their joined 'hands.' "You've earned it, darling!"

"But… but I failed?"

"Doesn't matter anymore! You've proven that you're more than capable of handling my powers, so now, you've earned that pact, sweetie!"

"T-that wasn't me though… That was Solomon's magic. He's… well, he's-"

"Still! Even on borrowed magic, you packed a big load! I mean, just feeling it was-!"

"O-okay! That's enough!" Miri felt like her face might explode in embarrassment and didn't want to risk the possibility of it happening literally (it could happen in Devildom, for all she knew), so she stopped Asmo's tangent. He laughed and winked.

"Come to think of it, I'll get to see you back in your human form again if we make this pact. I didn't get a good look back in the catacombs, but now I get to see how cute you really are!"

"Cute!?" Did exploding faces happen with sheep? It might be possible, Miri thought.

"The way you act sometimes, you're definitely a cutie underneath that sheep skin! Not as cute as me, of course, but I bet you could turn a few heads."

Miri looked away and down, not responding to that comment.

The two then faced each other, Asmo placing his forehead against hers and recited the pact agreement, a pink glow enveloping the pair. When the glow faded, a young, dark-skinned woman with pink curly hair was standing where the tiny pink sheep was, her pink purple eyes glued to the floor. Asmo took in a breath, his eyes sparkling in delight.

"Miri, you're so-!"

"Pardon the intrusion," Barbatos's soft, even voice sounded behind her as a black silk robe soon circled Miri's shoulders, startling the two. The back of the robe trailed on the floor, much too big for her small (but human-sized) form.

"Mammon, why are you covering my eyes!?" Levi's voice called out, making her gasp.

"Don't look at her when she's naked, stupid!"

"I've seen her naked before! I have a pact with her too, you know!"

"Yeah, and she had to carry you to your room because your nose was bleeding so much!"

"Excuse you, moron! She carried *you* to your room! I know because I had to help her do it!"

"Simeon! Why are you covering my eyes!" Luke's tiny voice called out.

"Miri's in a vulnerable state right now. Let's respect her privacy , all right?"

"Covering Luke's eyes is understandable, Simeon, but why are you covering mine as well?" Solomon asked.

Miri turned to see the crowd in various states of eyes covered, of their own volition or not; others pointedly looking in any direction other than in hers, and a few others with their backs turned completely around, facing various walls and pillars in the hall. Miri pulled the robe closer, cheeks warm.

"T-Thank you, Barbatos."

"Do you have any spare clothes?"

"Well… no," she responded, remembering that she had come to Devildom as a sheep, with nothing on her, not even her old clothes. "With Mammon and Levi, I was human again for a few minutes, and was back to a sheep again when I woke up the next morning after I got Beel's pact."

"Hmm… perhaps I can have the Little Ds scourge up a spare RAD uniform for the time being."

"Actually, Barbatos," Diavolo called out, one of the ones with his back fully turned. "Have the Little Ds search for something more appropriate in my mother's room. Sleeping in a school uniform doesn't sound very comfortable, does it?"

Barbatos's eyes widened slightly and Miri couldn't help but notice how Lucifer's posture straightened up more as well.

"It might be a little old-fashioned," Diavolo continued, "but it'll do for now. I hope it'd be suitable for your needs, Miriam."

"I don't want to impose on you or your mother, Lord Diavolo." Miri said, thinking that she hadn't seen hide or hair of Diavolo's mother since she came to the Devildom, nor did anyone seem to talk about her either.

"Please, I insist. You're a guest in my castle and I want to treat you as such."

"W-well, only if it's okay with her, then."

"I don't think she would have minded. Barbatos?"

"As you wish, my lord." Barbatos nodded and stepped away, gently tapping Miri's shoulder and guided her away. She also couldn't help but hear two grumbles of struggle and a firm 'No.' from Lucifer distantly.

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"…He wasn't kidding when he said it was old-fashioned." Asmo said, tilting his head to the side as they stood in the guest room together. "More conservative than what I would have pictured for a demon queen, not gonna lie."

Miri was covered again in black fabric, feeling something similar to linen against her skin, different from the silk of the former robe Barbatos had put on her. The sleeves were long and covering her fingertips with elaborate black lace cuffs. The hem was almost to the floor, not as much as the black robe had been on her but there was still the risk of tripping, Miri noticed.

"It's supposed to be for sleeping… I think." Miri said, looking at herself in the mirror, pulling at the fabric. "It's so fancy…"

"You'll be sleeping like a queen, if you want to look at it that way." Asmo said, lifting her chin up. "But she did have a good eye for fabrics, I can see that. It's held up pretty well despite its age."

Miri looked at herself again, decked in the black linen-like gown, her pink hair standing out against the dark fabric.

"Hey, Asmo? Barbatos and Lucifer seemed pretty surprised at Lord Diavolo suggesting I borrow his mother's clothes. Do you know why?"

"Well… the queen's been dead for quite some time, hon." Asmo said, surprising Miri. "We were still angels at the time when we heard news of her passing, and just barely at that. The Devildom and the Celestial Realm weren't on the best of terms at the time, to put it nicely. Her passing was barely a footnote in Celestial Realm's gossip circles, barely even a word about it."

Asmo sighed.

"Come to think of it, Lord Diavolo doesn't talk all that much about his family. Not all that surprising, all things considered."

"What do you mean?"

"Aside from his mother's death, his father isn't around either."

"Like …the queen?"

"No, he's at the bottom of the Devildom, alive! Don't worry, hon! No one's seen him in the last thousand years though. Lord Diavolo pretty much rules now, yet he hasn't taken the crown yet, out of respect."

"Maybe… he's still mourning the loss of his wife?"

"Could be. Relationships between all three realms have changed so much since then. It must have been a lot for him."

Asmo then turned Miri to face him, smiling.

"Now that that's out of the way, let me get a look at you, you cute little human!"

"A-again with the cute…"

"But you are! Look at you and your little ears! And hey! Your pointy finger and your ring finger are almost the same length! That's interesting!"

Asmo pressed his hands against her cheeks, feeling them warm at a rather fast pace.

"Where did that extra power come from anyway?"

"S-sowoman's majack-" Asmo pushed her cheeks up, forcing her mouth open.

"That wasn't just Solomon's magic there, trust me hon, I know his magic. There's more you're hiding in there, I'm sure. No need to be shy, now."

Simeon, just coming into the room, couldn't help but laugh at the scene.

"You've certainly taken quite a liking to Miriam, haven't you, Asmodeus?"

"Well, of course! I wouldn't have made a pact with her, would I?"

He still held her mouth open, inspecting her teeth.

"Still, who would have thought you had such powerful magic hidden within you, Miriam?" Simeon wondered aloud. "Where could it have been hidden all this time, I wonder?"

"That's what I'm trying to find out." Asmo said. "We're going to find where it's hiding. I'm going to take it nice and slow and be *very* thorough…'kay?"

Asmo released her mouth to squish her fiery cheeks again.

"Ooh, Miri! Is it okay if I sleep together with you in your bed tonight? You don't mind, do you?"

Miri looked pleadingly at Simeon.

"H-hwep…"

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Mammon shouted, bursting into the room.

Asmo looked at Mammon, clearly displeased.

"What are you doing to Miri, huh?! Quit touching her like that! You're waaay too close! Get offa her!"

"So, Miri," Asmo ignored him, putting his hands on her shoulders, massaging them lightly. "When you wash yourself, where do you usually start? Because I like to start with my-"

"Ahuh!?"

"Oh so you're gonna ignore me, huh!?" Mammon said, glaring.

[luxthestrange]

Barbatos & Mc's Home Love Life 3

Barb*is hugging Mc in their bedroom* Luke: Hey! It's my turn to hug Mc! Luke*grabs Mc arms* LilD2*kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Barb: No, It's still my turn children*Pulling Mc into his lap* Mc*suffocating*Boys, I love you, but just because I'm a human doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Luke: But we need the moral support!?*Pouts and tries to pull Mc off Barbatos' clutches* Barb: And you're small, Which is cute~ LilD2: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning!*Is also trying to pull you from Barbatos* Mc*close to tears* Well- I, I guess...

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In the market...The Babies got lost in the market and can't find their parents

Luke: Where's Mc & Papa? LilD2: Don't worry, I'll find them LilD2, shouting: Barbatos sucks! Mc, distantly: Barbatos is the best demon ever! Fuck you!? LilD2: Found Our Human parent

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Mc: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Barb: *blushing* I— LilD2, butting into the conversation(Cockblocking their parents flirting): I & Luke are perfect, thanks for asking!

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Dia: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Mc: We're chopsticks! Dia: Well... that's cute! Dia: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Barb: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing~

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Mc: I’m this close to falling in love with Barbatos Dia: But... Your fingertips are touching Mc: Exactly

"It's Sheep steal your butler"

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Dia*Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Barb's window* Dia: OH my Me, Yes! Mc: *Yelling up* No, tell Barbs! Dia: Barbatos! I'm going to prom with your lover!

*Later*

Dia*In his office with stacks and stack AND STACKS of paperwork given to him by a VERY angry Barbatos*...*sniff*Worth it

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When the Barbatos & Mc fight and their other husbands try to make them get along

Sim: Oh My Father, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Mc, he is mad at you Mc: No, it's Barbie he is just being grammatically correct! *meanwhile* Barb: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them Solo: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me' Barb: I stand by my choice...

You tried someone else food... and liked it(Personal headcanon is Barbatos does get a tad jealous if you like someone else food a bit more than his)

[lorkai]

Hello! May i request the obey me brothers reacting to a tanjiro-like mc? they've lost their intire family to a demon but never holds a grudge, understanding and very patient? And on lesson 16 where belphegor killed them the pulled out the "main character speech" card? please do delete/ignore if uncomfy/ you are currently busy! take your time! <33

A/N: Tbh when I read your request for the first time I couldn't stop imagining Sheep!MC fighting with a sword and I was laughing for like ten minutes lol. Yet the last time I watched Demon Slayer was in June of 2020, but I think I managed to do enough justice for this oneshot even though I took the liberty to change some aspects from your request. Anyway sorry for the late reply and I hope you like it!

PS: I had completely forgotten about it because I've been busy these last few days, but it's been a year since I created this blog. So I wanted to thank everyone who stayed with me all this time, who liked and reblogged, who sent asks and requests. I really appreciate each of these things, thank you so much!

Warning: Strangulation, open ending, chapter 16 stuff, implied Barbatos x MC, not proofreading.

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Human ephemerality was something you were all too familiar with, you saw death and felt the blood on your hand as you buried the bodies of your siblings and your parents; you being the only survivor of your big family, alone in a cold world, thinking about why demons killed humans instead of hating them for killing your family like many would. Hatred existed in your heart, of course, but it didn't blind you, it didn't stop you from seeking other perspectives, even if it hurt deeply.

What you should have remembered is that demons don't need reasons. They give in to temptation, just like Lucifer said, and that you should have mind your own business instead of snooping around the attic for whoever was asking for help, just like Lucifer said. Because now you felt Belphegor's hand closing over your throat, choking you, a moment about to kill you and his eyes were so full of pain, so sad. And the saddest thing is that he didn't realize that he was awash in loneliness and despair, it was so sad that it brought tears to your eyes.

You touched his face affectionately,  just like a mother would do with her child and noticed how his eyes widened in great surprise, suppressing a cry of rage as he tightened his grip on your throat. Black spots were already starting to shine in your eyes and your limbs were getting slower and slower, it was useless, maybe it didn't work, after all you didn't have your sword there with you, but you focused all your strength on a last punch, a last sign of resistance human who didn't want to die, who didn't want to leave this world without having accomplished everything you wanted.

You didn't want to die. Not here. Not now.

You wanted to see Lucifer's flushed cheeks one more time, you wanted to spend time with Mammon getting into trouble and play all night games with Levi, you wanted to have a fashion show with Asmo and talk about stupid things with Satan, pissing him off with more pointless questions. And besides, you wanted to see more of Beel's smile, it was so soft, so beautiful and you didn't want to miss those yet to be made memories just because a demon like Belphegor wanted to kill you.

And that's when it happened.

Without your breath, without your sword, a white light erupted from your hand, so bright and so strong that Belphie was thrown across the room, his cheek turning purple instantly, strong winds ripped through the attic, sweeping shelves and leaving their marks on the fragile floor, making a loud sound. A loud sound that probably caught the brothers' attention and led them to the attic, their footsteps racing up the stairs quickly.

“Bastard!” Belphegor screamed in rage. He was on his feet in a second and looking at you like an animal about to pounce, calmly choosing the next steps he would take, the next actions he would take so he could finally have your heart in his hands. “I will kill you, destroy you, tear every part of your soul apart. I will make you disappear from this world and the next, the next and the next.”

So many feelings raced through your chest as you followed Belphie's dangerous footsteps with the same attention and focus you used in your training, there was no getting away now, one false move and he'd have you pinned to the ground.

“It doesn't have to be that way,” You said firmly and yet, gentleness in your voice. Belphie huffed and laughed like you were ignorant or had said the dumbest thing in the world, he focused on his nails growing in size by the second, he was trying to intimidate you and even though you had seen this many times you were intimidated. “, I know you are in pain, I know that you think that no one understands your pain. Beel told me about how you went to the human world all the time... How you loved humans, how you loved their songs..."

The attic door swung open, making you jump in sudden shock, but you didn't take your eyes off Belphie for a second, afraid he was going to try something. You heard Beel whisper something and run to hug his twin, unable to read the obvious tense situation - or the longing spoke louder than anything else. You understood him anyway, you understood the feeling of missing someone and in that moment more than ever you missed your siblings and the fights at the breakfast table, the stupid names and nicknames you called each other, but also the good times, the times when laughing so hard your stomach hurt was your only problem and your eyes filled with tears as Mammon and Levi stood beside you, creating distance between you and Belphie.

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"That's why I ordered you not to go to the attic." Lucifer interrupted your explanation about everything that happened in the attic and how you met the younger brother of the family, Belphegor, how he told you to make a pact with the others to be able to free him and how he lied about being a human to make you feel sorry for him. You voice didn't fail, though a tremor would seize your body occasionally and you'd squeeze Mammon's hand gently, almost as if you needed an anchor, a certainty that it was still there. That you was still alive.

Going through that experience wasn't easy, it wasn't something that would disappear from your mind with a simple apology or anything like that. It was just something that proved to you that being in Devildom was dangerous, despite the dear friends you'd made during your time here. It was deadly. And it hurt your heart to know that if it were any other ordinary, powerless human, that person would be dead right now.

"You gave me an order, but not a reason to obey." You answered as if it was obvious. Thinking about how different things would have been if you had listened to him was something you couldn't imagine.

The Morningstar crossed his arms defensively over his chest as he glanced at Belphegor out of the corner of his eye and returned his gaze to Diavolo and Barbatos, seeming ironically to pray for his younger brother's safety. His tone of voice, however, did not serve to soothe your hurting heart, you were trying to help him, them, and no one even realized the value of it, no one tried to understand why you fought so hard to unite the seven brothers. You looked down at your hands as you took a deep breath, feeling Satan's hand on your shoulder and Asmo's selfless gaze upon you.

“And then… After all that, he tried to strangle me to death when the attic door finally opened, but I defended myself before he could fatally injure me. End of story."

You heaved a big sigh and let your head fall onto Mammon's shoulder, taking a moment to think about the light that enveloped your hand and gave you strength, that overwhelming sensation that took over your body as if a spirit had protected you, at the wind that destroyed the attic and you tried to find out what it all meant. But even if you had gone through hard training and learned various attack and defense techniques, had learned magic from Solomon and Satan, you still didn't have an answer as to how you were able to defend yourself or rather, how you were able to do that. You didn't create water or fire, you used them.

There was no way you could create or use light because it wasn't an element you were used to fighting with. But the light was so soothing, warm and soft that it could put you to sleep and make you have the most beautiful dreams of your entire life. It was almost angelic.

"I suppose we've heard enough, young master." Barbatos nodded slightly. His enigmatic gaze lingers in his solemn eyes, painted with anger towards Belphegor and his senseless hatred, anger at the blood he had on his hands from all the other timelines Barbatos failed to save you from death,  every time he saw you die without being able to change anything. "What should we do?"

The prince looked so much older than he really was, the lights hanging over his eyes revealing an air far wiser than you would ever imagine to be true. The smile was wilted in his face and he licked his lips as if he tasted a sour taste in his mouth, looking at each of the brothers and then at you for a long time. You could almost imagine the gears turning in his head as the steam rose from his ears, it would be comical if he had that cute, playful smile on his face.

“Cuff him, Barbatos” He ordered and turned around. That Diavolo who was present there was the prince of Devildom, the future king and a great strategist, tolerating actions like Belphegor's was like gifting the crown to a traitor who put Diavolo's dreams in jeopardy, it was like forgiving someone who tried to kill an innocent person. You understood that perfectly well, but the glint of fear and dread that filled Belphie's eyes was enough for you to nervously stand up and step closer to the royal ones, being swallowed up by the sounds of Beel's pleading to save his brother.

A quick glance back and you saw your dear friend hugging his twin, fearful of being separated from him forever this time. Mammon was at Lucifer's side trying to comfort him as he seemed to be fighting an internal battle. The brothers were torn apart and the sight hurt. Things couldn't stay that way.

"There's no other way?" You muttered. “Are you really going to arrest him?”

A pitying look was your response. Diavolo didn't dare look at you and his butler remained as expressionless as Devildom's mysterious clouds.

“If you arrest Belphie, you will also destroy each of them from the inside. There is no worse pain than not being able to protect someone you love. Let him stay, please.” You tried to argue, you tried to make them hear what you had to say. But you watched with no surprise as Barbatos painstakingly pulled a pair of red handcuffs from his tailcoat and cuffed Belphie.

Black circles encircled his wrists and the avatar of sloth grunted in pain, dropping to his knees on the floor. Beel knelt beside his brother, rubbing his wrists and whispering plans to somehow get him out of the dungeons, escape plans that might never work out. The situation was tense and made your heart beat wildly, but you were considering other possibilities to regain Belphie's freedom - you knew there was nothing you could do, at least now.

“There is no worse pain than being unable to save someone you love, yes that is true.” Barbatos said with a drooping face, almost sad, but that only lasted a second and then he was dragging Belphie to his feet so they could walk to his dark prison where he would never see the light or his brothers where he would never have peace because he gave up these things for his foolish revenge. “Even if you hate me or the young master for doing this now, even if you don't accept this decision and judge it reckless and careless, that's fine with me. You're alive and that's all that matters"

And it was with those words that Barbatos followed his lord out of the House of Lamentation, back to the castle and a lonely life inside that room full of doors linked to the timeline. The enigmatic butler left you wondering, wondering what you would do next and how you would help the brothers to get back on their feet, to get through this event.

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #7

Mammon: How dare you reblog my posts but not follow me

Lucifer: If you find a gold bar in a trash bag will you take the whole trash can or just the gold bar

Mammon: The fuck

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Leviathan: Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

Barbatos: Why not just clean it whole the computer is shut down?

Leviathan: While the computer is what now?

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Mammon: I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said when I was little I liked their French fries and wanted to be the French Fry King

Mammon: I got the job

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Leviathan: If “evolution” is so perfect then why can’t I hear the tv when I eat chips??????????

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Mammon: Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays attention to real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano

Solomon: Why is nobody talking about this?

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Mammon: Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I ate powdered donuts

Lucifer: This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

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Mammon: How the hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”

Satan: You ask him nicely

Lucifer: I needed ibuprofen after this

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Lucifer: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive

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Leviathan:

You: that’s is a nice ass shirt

Me: thank you but, to be honest, it’s called “pants” not “ass shirt”

Leviathan: Thanks for enjoying this joke everyone

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Leviathan: DAD I’M AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appointment

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Simeon: What’s ET short for?

Mammon: Because he’s got little legs

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Belphegor: I just left my job. I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

Mammon: What did he say?

Belphegor: “You’re fired.”

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MC: When my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down

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MC:

Demon: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week

Me: no returns

Demon: please, it’s making me sad

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Leviathan: What are the strongest days of the week

Leviathan: Saturday and Sunday the rest are weekdays

Leviathan: Stop unfollowing me

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Mephistopheles: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

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Leviathan:

People who tell me I shouldn’t drink lava: the media

People who lie: the media

Conclusion: I am going to drink lava

Solomon: I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava

Mephistopheles: Get a load of Big Guy Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

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Belphegor: My mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

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Mammon: Home is where you fully understand how the shower works

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Asmodeus: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

Leviathan: I’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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Asmodeus: Your blog is amazing and I love following, but why are you tagging rocks as sexy?

Simeon: Hey, someone noticed! I’m doing it because the idea of someone searching for porn and finding a rock instead is funny to me

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Satan: Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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Mephistopheles: i encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. this has worked out spectacularly for me

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Belphegor: tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

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Leviathan: I feel bad for teachers because I distinctly remember my brother bursting into tears one when he was grading papers and he was just mumbling “they’re so goddamn stupid.” over and over

Mammon: Every time I read this I laugh a little harder

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[boozye]

Concerning Solomon, I am pretty sure he is unaware of what happened to MC during Lesson 16. The same can be said for Luke and Simeon. Though one may think the angels know what happened given they "heard" MC helped the brothers make-up, I am pretty sure they weren't told the full details. If they were told everything, I'm pretty sure Simeon would let Michael know and, hate to say it, "Hell would break loose." And given Solomon cares about MC throughout S1, I doubt he'd let those events slide.

I don't buy that. (I get heated next but it's at the game, not you)

It's too big of an event, and I think Simeon even mentions something about MC forgiving Belphegor. Granted, none of them mention KNOWING what happened. But neither do the brothers after the fact honestly, and they were there. There's no reason they shouldn't be informed. If not by officials like Barbatos or Diavolo, then by MC THEMSELF. Like I believe everyone knows but noone talks about it cause it's a complicated subject, akin to stepping on a minefield. And they want the program to succeed.

If not...

I guess what's happening is this game wants me to buy MC would be so airheaded they would fail to mention to anyone else what happened. Look I don't ask for much. If for plot reasons MC shouldn't tell anyone about their own murder to keep the peace, for the sake of lukewarm conflict free story as usual, just like, HAVE A SHORT SCENE WHERE DIAVOLO OR ANYONE ASKS THEM NOT TO TELL. They don't even have to give us the option to refuse not to tell. This game is always pushing MC to do things without giving us choice, so what would one more scene of that do? YOU WANT ME TO BUY THE SHEEP THEMSELF FIGURED OUT THE MOST DIPLOMATIC THING WOULD BE NOT TO TELL? Absolutely not. If they don't tell at any fucking point, even after becoming close the 2nd gen dateables, it's because they are an idiot. And god is it frustrating to be behind the sheep's eyes then.

Like I will buy the demon's lack of feeling about it. Honestly only because they are thousand year old demons and they've seen humans as mere mortal beings through most of their lives. In fact I am pleased to notice them becoming more "careful" and protective of MC after the whole ordeal. Like it took MC dying for them to figure out "oh, this one person I care about CAN die and be hurt, unlike everyone else I know, SHIT"

I will buy that Luke was spared from learning what happened because he is a kid. I will buy that Simeon is absolutely indifferent because he is an angel, and angels, like demons, don't see human lives or others free will or agency as anything important.

Solomon? At first I just figured living so long desensitized him. But after hearing him say he "protects humanity" so fervently in season 2? Nope, does not compute.

[captainlevisteacup]

All Characters, the Nicknames MC has For Them, and the Events That Follow: A Wholly Unnecessary Thread

Warnings: None, unless you count demon boys being butthurt about being called out

Enjoy my stupidity!

Lucifer👿🖤🥀☕🍷

Luci

Pridey Pants

Gordon Ramsey of Life

Mom

Loosen-up Luci

Jesus's emo brother

*cough* Daddy *cough*

The results of these nicknames....they were not pretty. MC calls him Luci? He doesn't LOVE it. Does that small scary smile that MC knows (or should know) not to push.

Pridey pants...ohhh boy. MC says it at dinner....is absolutely terrified when he doesnt do anything. After dinner, follows MC into the hallway to dole out *ahem* punishment

Beel is the only one to understand the Gordon Ramsey one. Starts booming laughter

Mom. Oho. This is the second worst. Happened when MC asked Luci to pass them a steak knife. Ended up with the knife being thrown into the table, inches from MC's hand.

Ah. The worst one. Jesus's emo brother. He doesnt even know where to begin. The brothers AND Diavolo have to SPRINT away to keep from cackling like crazed lunatics. Simeon is the only one who openly laughs. Kitchen duty for 2 months. Absolutely worth it. Would do it again without hesitation.

Mammon💛💵💰💳

Mammory Gland

Finding Nemo Seagull (Mine! Mine!)

Crow

Tan Elsa

Greedo

General Greedous

"Ehhhhh? What's a mammary gland?"

*muffled Satan laughter*

Mc has to explain the crow one, because apparently it isnt common knowledge that crows love shiny things?

Tan Elsa. Levi was crying when this one slipped out of MC's mouth. All Mammon could do was be offended. After much, MUCH coaxing, reluctantly agreed to dance to "Let it Go" in a dress.

Levi💜🐍🎮🕹

Has a thing for degradation, so you can really only insult him with anime stuff

Levi Heichou (if you get this, we can be friends)

Leviathan the lonely

Snake man

Mermaid Boy

Snekky snek

Levia-hand

He could ignore all of them.....except for

LEVIA-HAND

I mean come on!

"MC did you really have to go there? That was really-"

"Below the belt?"

"UGH MCCCCC"

*distant suggestive Asmo noises*

Satan💚💢📚

Angry bean

Grumpy kitty

Nerd

Angry librarian

Blond, angsty James Charles

Fashion disaster

There isn't a single one of these that DOESNT make Satan want to break something.

Who is James Charles? Fashion disaster?! "I happen to dress very nicely, thank you very much"

"How am I a librarian? I just read, it's very different, honestly MC"

Refuses to even acknowledge "grumpy kitty"

Asmodeus😘💋❤💅

Asmo-dick-us

Ass-mo

Momo

Polly Pocket

The kinky one

*jokingly* slutttttt

He, surprisingly, doesn't mind any of them. He thinks it's really cute that MC has nicknames for him. He always encourages you to call him them more often, and even makes a bunch of them for MC. His favorite one is Momo, because:

"Its just so cuuuuuuute!"

Beel🥺🍔💪🏻

Sexy Vacuum man

The last Weasley

Snack Buddy

Hungry Bean

Un-beel-eavable

These all make the boy SO HAPPY

MC cares enough to make nicknames for him?

*happy Beel noises*

Wait. MC thinks he's sexy?😳

What's a Weasley?

He has a snack buddy?☺☺☺

Belphie🙁💭💤🛏

Sloth man

Sleepyhead

That bastard with a choking kink

Killer grip

The emo twin

Black Sheep

"I woke up like this" master

He wants to be mad. He really does. But there's a problem: he can't argue with ANY of them. Kinda makes him smile just a LITTLE

Is glad MC has forgiven him enough to actually JOKE about the choking incident.

Spends a lot of time trying to get someone to explain what "emo" means. Levi knows what it means, and refuses to tell him because he thinks its funnily accurate

Dia👑💮🔥

Double D Dia

Big Tiddy Divvy

King of the Boobs

Díablo

Milk man

Firehead

The rich, gay uncle

There isnt a single minute he doesn't find these hysterical. He thinks it's a charming human world custom, to give someone a nickname. He also thinks it shows how comfortable with him MC is.

His favorite is easily DD Dia. Mc noticed his body? *smirk* interesting

Why are so many of them boob related? MC does realize he is a male, right?

The rich, gay uncle. Diavolo has no words. Absolutely shook.

Lucifer overheard some of these...was appalled MC was harassing the PRINCE with their ridiculous nicknames.

He was about to go off on a terrified MC, when Diavolo stepped in laughing and told Lucifer....

"Calm down, Mom."

Mc nearly choked on their own suppressed laughter

Barbatos had to quickly usher them away so MC could openly laugh and therefore breathe

Barbatos 🧐👀🐀🕓

Barbie

Simply one hell of a butler

Sebas-chan

Time warp man

Chuck E Cheese

The cake maker

Understands every single reference, is actually surprisingly cool with it, as long as MC doesn't embarrass him with it.

Diavolo catches wind of what MC is calling Barbaties, eventually starts adopting the nicknames

The only one Barbatos doesn't like is "Chuck E Cheese", because he hates rats so so much. How dare they compare him to one of those disgusting creatures?

Simeon🌙🤍🌹🌈

Boomer

Dad joke central

Beautiful man

Sinful shoulders

Angel Dad

Sin-ammon Roll

Simeon can't decide between being flattered or appalled. He's not THAT old. Nor is he a father! Well, maybe more of a father figure in regards to Luke, but still! He doesn't tell THAT many dad jokes.. right?

Blushes intensely at Beautiful man and Sinammon roll. Wonders if MC really means that or is just teasing him.

Eventually he makes the stupid decision to ask Asmo....wrong move. Asmo ends up laying out all of Simeon's desires towards MC, the week following he can't even look MC in the face. MC has no clue what happened and starts to think it was their fault.

They confront Simeon about it after a while, and Simeon full on breaks and confesses to MC

Asmo takes full credit for this happening

Solomon😑🖤💫🧙🏻‍♂️

Shady Lady

The sus one

Kinky dude

Draco malfoy

Doesn't mind MC having insulting nicknames for him....he has them too. Starts swapping them with MC to see who can make the other laugh harder.

Sometimes, the brothers will sit in and listen while they exchange them, and they'll keep score and vote on who wins

Eventually, Diavolo and Simeon get involved

Barbatos caters these events

Luke😇👶🏼🌸🧁

Baby angel

Son

Woof

Puppy

Little doggo

The poor boy has no idea which one he hates more. Gets so flustered whenever MC calls him one of these that his whole face turns red

Simeon tells him its adorable every time without fail

This makes Luke even worse. All MC has to do is call Luke one of the names and its fair game for Luke hunting

The only one he actually...kind of...likes is Son. He likes the idea of MC as a parent figure.

Which leads him to realize: what if MC and Simeon got together! Then MC WOULD be his parent

Gets Solomon and Barbatos to help bring MC and Simeon together

They end up bombarding the two with an obnoxious Valentine's day-esque cake

Did it work?

[obeythedemons]

Little Lamb [Obey Me! Barbatos/Lance]

Note: the origin of Barbatos’s nickname for Lance. I also wanted some fluffy stuff before I fall asleep.

Obey Me! Masterlist

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Lance sat on the ground. He groaned at how it felt to suddenly fall. Opening his eyes, he went to glare at Solomon for casting the spell incorrectly but froze when he saw just how big Solomon appeared. “Solomon, did you grow?” The worried look on Solomon’s face grew. Lance took in his surroundings; they were also bigger. He sighed. “Did I grow smaller?” He looked down at his hands and screamed.

“C-calm down, Lance!” Solomon tried to soothe.

Hooves clicked as Lance tried to gain his balance on all fours. “Calm down!? Calm down!? I have hooves! What am I? A horse? A goat?”

“A lamb,” Solomon confirmed.

“A lamb?!” Lance shrieked. “For how long? How long is this curse going to stay?!”

“I don’t know.”

Lance tensed and wobbled to face Solomon. “You. Don’t. Know?” he growled out. “How do you not know!? Did you take precautions and plan out a counter curse before you started casting this? Why didn’t you try this on something that wasn’t a human!? Like, I don’t know, a lamb?!”

“I didn’t think to—”

"How is it that you’re thousands of years older than me and you don’t take these precautions!?”

"No one takes as many precautions as you, Lance,” Solomon muttered mostly to himself. “I’ll figure something out.”

“You better! I can’t let anyone else see me like this, especially Barbatos!”

“Lance? I heard your screams, is everything alright?” The lamb froze at the sound of Barbatos’s voice. He managed to turn and see the butler looking in the doorway. Lance sealed his lips shut as he started to panic. His hooves clicked against the wooden floors as he tried to back up. The demon’s eyes landed on him. “Lance? Why are you a lamb?”

“Bahhh,” Lance tried sounding out, but it sounded more like a human imitating a sheep.

Barbatos sighed and stepped forward before he knelt on the ground. “I can see your soul, Lance. You’re not fooling me.”

Lance huffed and looked away. For once, his blush wasn’t visible thanks to the wool and fur covering him. “It was a curse gone wrong.”

Barbatos glared towards Solomon. “So Solomon’s to blame?”

“I—” Solomon started.

“I volunteered to be his guinea pig,” Lance interrupted the sorcerer, covering for him despite yelling at Solomon not even a few moments ago. “We just need to figure out a way to break the curse.”

“I see,” Barbatos said with a sigh. “Until then, you’re much more vulnerable in this form than your human self. You’ll need care around the clock.”

Lance lowered his head. “I’m even more useless,” he whispered.

"Nonsense,” Barbatos sounded. He placed his hands under Lance’s front legs and lifted him from the ground. He examined the lamb for a moment before he smiled softly. “You are rather adorable like this, Little Lamb.”

“Put me down!” Lance protested in embarrassment as he kicked his legs, causing the butler to laugh.

“There are demons they may try to eat you. Is my putting you down what you truly want?” Barbatos questioned.

Lance froze. He looked away from the butler and shook his head. “No.”

“Very well.” Barbatos held Lance’s body closer to his body, cradling the smaller-than-average lamb in his arms. He looked towards Solomon who was trying to act as if he weren’t there. “Please find a way to break Lance’s curse. I will be caring for him until you do.”

Barbatos quickly left the room, making sure that Lance was comfortable in his arms. His gaze kept drifting down from where he was walking to the lamb that was unconsciously cuddling closer and closer into him. He chuckled lightly while making his way to where his next errand demanded his presence.

--

Lance laid on Barbatos’s lap, trying not to doze off as the butler ran his hands over his wool. He only managed to stay awake as Solomon went over different possibilities of breaking the curse. At that point, he was beginning to doubt that he wanted the curse to be broken with how much time he was able to spend with Barbatos. With how often he was in the demon’s arms.

“And then, perhaps true love’s kiss could break the curse,” Solomon explained.

A silence grew over the room as the brothers all stared at Lance’s nearly dozing form. Lance blinked as he looked at all of them, shrinking further into Barbatos. “Wait, what?” he asked, growing nervous.

“So I should kiss Lance, right?” Mammon asked while standing up.

“I don’t think you’re the one that should,” Asmodeus giggled as he eyed Barbatos knowingly.

“What do ya mean I shouldn’t be the one!?”

“No one will kiss Lance,” Barbatos announced. “At least, not without his permission.”

“Lance, is there anyone you’d wish to try kissing you?” Diavolo asked.

Lance looked at the prince in shock and glanced at everyone eyeing Lance with some form of curiosity or eagerness. He looked up at Barbatos and opened his mouth to say something, but nothing could come out. Instead, he leaped off of Barbatos’s lap and ran.

His hooves clattered recklessly against the floor as he made his way out of the room and sprinted down the hall. He stumbled often but kept trying to push forward. Lance paused once he was at the top of the stairs. Carefully, he made his way down one step and then another.

“Lance!” Barbatos called out. “Wait, please!”

Lance looked over his shoulder. He whimpered slightly as he tried to pick up his speed to go down the stairs. Just as he nearly slipped, Barbatos scooped him back into his arms. Barbatos watched the lamb in bewilderment as he tried to free himself.

“Let me go!”

"Why did you run?”

“Just put me down!”

“Lance, please,” Barbatos pulled the lamb close to his chest and cradled the back of the sheep’s head with his hand. “Calm down. What’s wrong?”

“I’ve never—” Lance started to try to say as his breathing increased. If he were a human, he knew he’d be crying like a baby. “Why would he? He wouldn’t.”

“Lance,” Barbatos soothed. “You’re okay, Little Lamb.”

“No, I’m not! The one I love wouldn’t want to kiss me!” Lance cried as he buried his face into Barbatos’s shoulder.

Barbatos sighed as he sat on the stairs, running his hand along the lamb’s back. “I’m certain that he would.”

Lance pulled away but refused to look at Barbatos. “Even if I asked him, I wouldn’t want him to feel pressured to kiss me just because of this curse.”

Barbatos ran a hand over the wool on Lance’s head as he chuckled lightly. “I don’t think he would feel pressured. I’m positive he’s thought about kissing you before, perhaps more often than he’d like to admit.”

“How do you know?” Lance finally looked at Barbatos. “How do you know that, Barbatos?”

"Because I’m desperately hoping that I’m the one you’re in love with right now.”

Lance blinked as he stared at the demon. “You…” He took a deep breath; he shook slightly as he tried to work up the courage. “You are.”

Barbatos hummed happily. He carefully stood with Lance in his arms as he made his way back up the stairs and stopped once they were a safe distance from actually falling down should Lance freak out again. “You are the one I’m in love with as well,” Barbatos spoke so softly, Lance almost didn’t hear him.

“I…how?” Lance asked, stunned beyond belief.

Barbatos tilted his head with a small frown. “If I listed all of the reasons, I’m afraid you would be a little lamb forever. Perhaps I should try to turn your back first and then list them?”

Lance inhaled sharply before he slowly nodded with his eyes closed. With a chuckle, Barbatos held Lance up to face level and pressed a chaste kiss against Lance. A bright light burst from Lance’s body, momentarily blinding the butler. When they both opened their eyes, Lance was dangling with his feet a few inches off of the ground – though he was back in his human form.

Lance looked at his hands with a wide grin. “It worked!”

“True love’s kiss,” Barbatos murmured in a mixture of euphoria and shock.

Lance glanced back at the demon from behind his glasses. The words processed in his head as his cheeks heated up. He squirmed in Barbatos’s grasp and prompted the butler to set him back on the ground. Once his feet grazed the floorboards, he flung himself forward and wrapped his arms tightly around the butler.

“Shall I begin listing the reasons, Little Lamb?”

[cosmosrival]

bestie can you tell me more about altair and lesson 16 you cant just drop that in my replies without saying anything i wanna KNOW

😳 hehe (TELEPORTS INSIDE UR HOUSE) buenos dias hermosa

MY REWRITING OF LESSON 16 IS LARGELY BECAUSE ALTAIR IS SIMPLY.... UM........ A SPECIMEN. but basically

when i initially chose to shove altair into the obey me verse, i felt like i had to do ketamine for it to work, and i kinda did, and she clicked right into it <33 (shes initially a chainsaw man oc and a SICKO!!! NOT fit for a dating game and yet it ended up being sooo funny i jus couldnt pass it up 🥵)

i'm planning... lil comics and sketches of it all too!!!!! so stay tuned but i'll spill 🤭💖💖💖💖💖

altair is a fake mc, in the sense that i wrote her specifically so my friends' own mcs/ocs could always be introduced in her verse absolutely whenever (or even be summoned to the devildom at the same time!!!!!) and be the ones who go through some of the main events that happen throughout the lessons alongside her. or even all of them instead of altair!!!! shes more of a dateable at this point (since my friends and i multiship 2 hell and back lol however we do have our main canon*oc fav ships!!! i also ship altair with sheep mc. the girl reading this. the boy reading this. the person reading this. u know<3) 

more under the cut lol

and what i mean by [fake] is that she's not a descendant of [the bloodline of human lilith], she's a descendant of eve. 

....which is just a fancy bible way to say that she's just some random ass dude 🙄 🙄 LMAOOOO (since lilith as an angel met her lover when humans were already on earth, ig he'd be a descendant of adam&eve too...? thats why i think ur SO big brained for rene's ancestry)

I love the "just-some-guy" trope in media. I'm obsessed with it !!!! because it's so EASY to write something fun with it. I keep it in mind for all the ocs i write. The impact your character ends up having is due to their own individuality and upbringing instead of the events around them falling into place if they're the "chosen one".... u know what i mean? 

and ALTAIR IS EXACTLY THAT TROPE!!!!! SHE'S JUST SOME DUDE WHO SHOULD NOT BE HERE !!!!!! 😍 SHES THE WORST POSSIBLE RANDOM DUDE THAT COULDVE BEEN PICKED !!!!!!! 😍 ITS JUST SO HILARIOUS TO MEEEE<3 I LOVE PROBLEMS

and she's some dude with a tiny(lol) bit of flavor since i love writing insane characters with 3 billion layers: she's a yakuza and an ex-murderer with a 28 year old heavy and horrible backstory and overbearing controlling tendencies due to that sick trauma hidden under a big puppy big sis attitude who will hurt you if u try to wiggle out of her grasp!!!!! ZAMN 😍!!!!!! I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SHOVED HER INTO A DATING SIM WHERE U HAVE TO PLAY THERAPIST !!!!!!

.... (looks around frantically) 

lesson 16 spoilers but THE BIG LINES are: she stole satan’s grimoire and forced angel lilith to unlock it (bc alties just a dude she cant do that kind of stuff lol) so she could nuke herself into belphie and wound him for life or, best case scenario, kill him. and since that kind of power is way too much to handle for just a guy with no magic training/awakening, she was ready to painfully die /again/ as long as it meant dragging belphie along with her, bc this time she herself chose to die and the decision wasnt taken away from her.

obviously she failed<333333333333 hehe!!!! bc demons cant die that easily even if u sacrifice yourself so intricately and esp bc barbatos was having none of that<3

[arcadejohn127-9]

Thank you for the ask! Don't worry, I'm always taking my time, I'm just really excited to do this much writing again. Hahah I've been drinking and eating, don't worry - you're so lovely!

I actually have dimples myself, I frown alot and having a resting bitch face so they're not seen often but whenever I smile I remember people would love poking them or ask me to smile so they could see them

Brother's + the undateables react to an MC with deep dimples when they smile

Lucifer:

He didn't think much of them at first

It wasn't until he had your face in his palms, the biggest smile on your face

Then it hit different

Whenever he's stressed he asks to see you

If you're already in the room he'll call from for you

"Do that thing I love, won't you?"

You wanted to laugh to him

None of the less, you flashed him a big grin

"excellent, don't worry I'll get these papers done soon."

Mammon:

He pokes them

Just straight up jabs his finger and into your dimple

"They're cute but check out mine!"

Mammon, please you're always smiling, we know!

Whenever you smile he will just poke them

If you think you're safe? You're never safe when Mammon has what he calls

'Human smile sense'

No matter where you are, if he can get to you - he will be running over to poke your dimple

Levithan:

The avatar of envy - yeah we know how this is going

He noticed them straight away and pouted

Wishing he had dimples

Whenever you smile around him he always feels so flustered

But apart of him is just jealous

Pokes your dimples in hopes you'll stop smiling

But then gets sad you're not smiling

"Why do you get dimples?! They make you look so cute! AH-! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!!"

Satan:

Isn't fazed by them, doesn't really care

He thinks about them too scientifically and objectively

"Dimples are just indents in the flesh caused by the way your muscles are structured, I don't see the fuss."

While he does say this

He's a book worm and understands in literature they are associated with heroism and innocence

He'll be studying your chatacter to see if it's true

He does believe they're cute but doesn't really care if they were there or not

Asmodeus:

"Oh I have dimples! Let me show you!"

He'll of course show you the ones on his cheeks but then when he turns around

Unless you're uncomfortable with it, speak now or forever hold your peace

He lights up his shirt after lowering his pants

Revealing lower back dimples!

He's one upped you and it wasn't even a challenge

He thinks your deep dimples are extremely cute

Will kiss them

Beezlebub:

He likes reading; he's just not talkative about it

Besides he favours fairy tales and works of fantasy

He's like Satan, tries to see if you have the characteristics dimples are associated with

He thinks you look super sweet with your dimples

Somehow surprised you with his straight forwardness

"You're really cute."

He knows how to make you smile so he gets to see them as much as he wants

Belphegor:

"got any other dimples you wanna show?"

Just bash him with a pillow

Another dimple poker

Will just poke them and count up to atleast 10 and then just suddenly fall asleep

It's like counting sheep!

Will just randomly call out for you and ask you to smile

It doesn't really effect him too much, as long as he gets a goodnight kiss from you then that's all that matters

UNDATEABLES↓

Diavolo:

He has one cheek dimple

When you smile at him and sees your deep dimples he'll get excited

Showing off his singular dimple

Ever since he heard they were rare he hasn't been able to stop his excitement and point it out to people

"Your smile looks so adorable!"

likes seeing you smile anyway so he'll just ask you to smile when he isn't feeling great

Barbatos:

He's gotten immune to the charm of dimples

Lord Diavolo has made too much hype over his own he just can't get the fuss anymore

He'll compliment them if you want one

Overall; no opinion on them

Will point them out if this is the first time he's seen you smile/seen the dimples

"Your smile is all I care about, I only want to see you happy."

Solomon:

"Do you want more dimples?"

Will NOT elaborate on what he means

You're not sure if he means he'll use magic or will actually change your muscle structure by hand

Either way; say no

He's very old like the rest of the demons and angels

He's overgrown the hype in the humans fascination with dimples

Gives them little kisses so you smile more

Simeon:

Will gush everytime he sees them

Tells EVERYONE he knows about your dimples

Always complimenting them

"You're beautiful! Your dimples make you even cuter!"

Asks you to smile all the time

Kisses, gentle pokes and caresse

Your dimples might be getting too much attention from him

[still-a-morosexual-help]

OBEY ME! LESSON 54 DETAILED SUMMARY + THEORIES

There are 2 locked lessons and I really need to start unlocking things + I have all the hard lessons too…

Asmo’s gushing about whatever Beel did, saying it looked like Beel was enjoying himself too and maybe he discovered a new side to himself, Barbatos says that while most of it was probably solomon’s curse Asmo’s ability to charm people impressed him and I really don’t want to know. Barbatos says though many demons can charm others no one’s on Asmo’s level. Asmo tells him not to feed his praise kink but is sad that his charm never works on MC. MC wonders why they’re immune and Asmo says that’s what he wants to know. Barbatos suggests they break for tea. Barbatos goes off to make tea and Asmo suggests they take a peak at his grimoire while he’s gone. MC shuts it down. Asmo says MC doesn’t know what Barbatos is capable of – that none of them do. Lower rank demons shudder at his name and there are rumours that his powers can rival the Demon King’s but for some reason he’s just Diavolo’s butler. & when it first happened the news of it had shook the devildom but no one other than Diavolo knows why it happened (considering Asmo and them weren’t even in the devildom when Barbatos became Diavolo’s butler it really must have had a big impact for even them to find out about it.) He says the answer to that legendary mystery might be in the book so… MC shuts him down. Asmo sulks.

After tea they go to Levi’s room, Asmo tries to remember the secret phrase and MC completes it for him but obviously they don’t get a response so they just break in and end up in a green valley. They immediately all back out to the hallway where Asmo freaks out about the savanna now attached to their house. They open the door again and nope still a savanna and realise this is probably a game. Levi laughs and says they make it sound like he always does that….bro. Levi says this actually a program from crowe tht displays whatever scenery you want & he was actually trying to have a solo photoshoot while he still was a giraffe before they interrupted. Asmo despairs being related to Levi and Levi ignores him, saying that since MC’s a sheep they wouldn’t fit the savanna anyway and asks crowe to close the program. He then drags MC into the bathtub and starts telling them poses while he takes pictures and MC’s a fucking idiot so they go along with it. Asmo’s disappointed in life that Levi’s just having a cosplay photoshoot and Barbatos says hey you know Levi’s pretty distracted rn and MC gets the hint and moves in closer to Levi in what is implied to be a very seductive way, Levi starts stuttering and covering his face and MC gets closer. Asmo says with the most blank expression ever, “Wow… I can’t believe I’m watching a sheep making a move on a giraffe in a bathtub.” Ah yes the twilight zone says Barbatos. MC then yanks Levi’s tail out, he immediately wants to take a picture of the triumphant look on MC’s face. Asmo says, “ugh, gross…”

They’re out by the pool and Asmo’s giggling about all the photos he has of his brothers completing the orders and they would trend on devilgram and increase his followers. MC agrees but ultimately tells Asmo not to upload them, he complains but leaves to moisturise after he realises the air outside is really dry. Barbatos says they won’t be out long but Asmo says this right now is a life or death situation as he runs back in. Barbatos says there’s no reasoning with Asmo and the two of them are left in awkward silence until MC either asks more about Solomon (he tells them he has nothing more to add and to ask Solomon) or starts talking about the weather (he asks if they feel awkward around him and they don’t need to feel uneasy and they don’t need to struggle to find a topic). Not one to be deterred MC asks him what he thinks of 1.)Diavolo – Diavolo’s the reason for his current existence and he devotes himself to serving Diavolo 2.)The brothers – he says that as long as you’re just watching them they’re enjoyable but if they involve you in their BS it becomes troublesome and that he wishes they didn’t include Diavolo in their shenanigans so often (as if Diavolo isn’t the one who readily jumps into said shenanigans or isn’t the one who causes them in the first place) Barbatos actually acknowledges this too and says Diavolo liking being involved gives him headaches 3.)The angels – he has no strong opinions about them though he does approve of Luke’s love for baking & that he finds it charming that he does it to pls his superior. He then asks MC how they feel about the brothers. They say the brothers are their family and that they love them all to death, he says that makes sense cause you’d go crazy if you tried to live with them and love wasn’t there to act as a buffer. He also notes that MC must trust them implicitly. He asks about the angels and again MC says they’re dear friends who they love, he says it’s understandable that MC would find them likeable considering how different they are from other angels (the implications of this lol). MC asks if Barbatos is gonna ask how they feel about him. He says outside of Diavolo he doesn’t give a shit what people think about him but since they’re on the topic sure he’ll indulge, MC says they consider him a friend and he says “thank you?” or that they like him and he says he’s honoured. I like that Barbatos genuinely does not give a shit about MC, it’s refreshing.

So the I like you is a confession not a casual platonic remark damn. And if you choose that the next lesson starts with him asking but ‘why me lol we barely know each other’ and MC can say they’re attracted to his looks, personality or devotion to Diavolo and it’s at this point I noped out and went back and chose the friend option. After the friend option it starts with Asmo coming back sobbing and asking for help with a sleeping Belphie being dragged along. Belphie had been sleep-walking and “those dumb-dumbs” had said Asmo was a pillow and Belphie had started chasing after Asmo and eventually caught up to him and now Asmo can’t make him let go. Barbatos says he doesn’t really understand what’ happening but he’s impressed that Belphie’s still asleep while being dragged across the floor and Asmo is mad at him for being impressed. Asmo tells them to hurry up and get his tail and order him back to bed and MC remorselessly pulls it off, which still doesn’t wake him.

Back inside, Barbatos complains about being the one stuck carrying Belphie and Asmo says they have no choice since Belphie won’t wake up and as a butler Barbatos should be used to carrying people, Barbatos says he has no idea what Asmo’s talking about and that as older brother shouldn’t he have more practice carrying people. Asmo says ew no cause he like his arms slim and he doesn’t want them to get too much exercise and become muscular. Barbatos sighs. The other 4 catch up with them, demanding Asmo give them his DDD so that they could delete the pics, Asmo starts running around while they try to catch him and Barbatos who has had his fill of all this shit for the day asks MC to make the brothers all stop, MC tries to play dumb but Barbatos smiles at them and says they know exactly what he means and he’s at his limit so try and fucking test him so they command the brothers to stay. Barbatos finds joy in the brothers’ suffering. Mammon and Satan are both smiley over getting to watch them try and catch Lucifer, Levi brings up how he escaped them the first time though they were able to catch Satan and Satan, while blushing, says he let himself be caught to help MC out. According to Levi’s reaction to this Satan’s being repeating that to everyone. Since Lucifer will be extra cautious this time around MC asks satan if he has any strategies to take him down. Satan’s delighted he gets to pull out his “Ideas For Utterly Destroying Lucifer So He Finally Learns His Lesson notebook” which is thick enough to be a lunch box according to Beel (and considering what Beel’s lunchbox probably looks like…) Asmo shuts Satan down cause 1.) they’re not going to actually kill Lucifer 2.) if they did he’d still find a way to get back at them and fuck them up even more. MC then turns to the only normal person here: Barbatos. The brothers realise Barbatos probably see a side of Lucifer they never do and ask him what Lucifer’s like when alone with Diavolo – he’s quite cheerful and really seems to enjoy himself. Asmo goes “Cheerful!?”, Satan says Barbatos must have confused him with another demon and Mammon says Lucifer’s default expression with his is a big, angry frown. Barbatos says maybe they have themselves to blame for that. Asmo laughs and says Lucifer has a soft spot for Diavolo and then brings up his similar soft spot for MC (the implications…) and that gives Asmo an idea – to have MC “act all sexy and seduce him” like they did with Levi. “Fucking excuse me!? What happened with Levi!?” asks Satan while Mammon tries to get Levi to spill all the details and why he got to mess around with MC when Mammon didn’t. Levi starts stuttering and denying it but Mammon says he’s shaking so hard it must be true when all Mammon got was being hung from the ceiling. Barbatos agrees that Asmo’s plan would be their best chance and he too compares Lucifer’s soft spot for Diavolo to his soft spot for MC (THE IMPLICATIONS!!!)

They search the entire manor and end up outside Lucifer’s room, Barbatos asks MC if they’re ready to go seduce a demon and they say, “fuck yeah!” and I mean to be fair they’ve been unconsciously seducing demons from day 1 so… Asmo and Barbatos will be outside watching through a crack in the door. MC knocks and goes in when Lucifer answers. Lucifer says he’s surprised to see them come walking into the wolf’s den on their own and he calls them a brave little sheep (fucking cheesy ass bastard I love him). MC gets the option to either sit on his lap or to pull him by the front of his shirt an make him sit on their lap and it’s the second option that actually works and makes Lucifer blush (and I think I’ve said this before but despite all the sadistic Dom vibes Lucifer gives out he gets incredibly flustered whenever MC takes charge. This man gives out the serious vibe of someone just begging to dominated and/or topped, and I mean after having to be in control of everything for his very long life it makes sense that he’d want someone he trusts to temporarily take the control from him). Barbatos and Asmo are whispering commentary from the corner. Barbatos says that Lucifer obviously can’t resist being proactively pursued while Asmo says he looks super happy on MC’s lap. Lucifer says, ”So you think you can do whatever you like to me, do you? …All right. What are you gonna do next MC? Go on…” Asmo moans about being really jealous. Barbatos asks who exactly he’s jealous of. Asmo says both obviously! Lucifer asks MC what they’re gonna hit him with next and honestly he really is begging for it isn’t he? Lucifer desperately wants to be fucked and MC just wants his tail…  They can either beg him for the tail or demand it from him. He laughs if they beg saying they look like a sad abandoned puppy and smiles at their audacity if they demand it, either way though in the end he tears his own tail off and hands it to MC cause he can’t find it in him to refuse them. Asmo barges in with a camera cheering and ready to take a pic of Lucifer following an order but Lucifer asks Barbatos to take “the little voyeur” away, Barbatos agrees but says Lucifer now owes him one. Asmo screams, complains and cries the whole way out. Lucifer then looks at MC and asks what they desire from him.

MC comes back to their room to find the other 2. Asmo immediately bombardes them with questions asking what they made Lucifer do and if they took pictures. MC can just say it was a lot of fun or that it’s a secret or that he should ask Lucifer. Asmo’s upset at first and then says “WAIT WAIT did y’all fuck!?” (or rather he asks if they did things they can’t even tell him about. This and that he says.) He gets excited about it and Barbatos congratulates MC on collecting tails from all of their opponents. He says there are more important things to focus on than whatever Lucifer & MC did (Asmo takes offense to this) like the fact that Solomon will arrive soon and says they should have tea while they wait. Asmo asks if something feels not right about a game being a test for sorcerers and MC agrees that it’s strange. Asmo says getting everyone’s tails was too easy and that there should be more to it for example like… for example like if we double crossed you, says Barbatos and then he pulls MC’s tail off. And like I mean Solomon did say that MC had to be the last one standing before he gave them Barbatos and Asmo… but still damn that’s fucking cold…

In their room Solomon laughs his ass off about how MC hadn’t suspected them till Barbatos actually bulled their tail off and Barbatos says MC’s willingness to put all their faith in a person is both their greatest virtue and their greatest weakness and it made their job very easy. Asmo giggles about how he even managed to take a picture of the shock on MC’s face. I like to imagine MC’s just lying flat, face down on the ground stewing in misery. MC raises their head from the floor to demand how they could lie to them like that. Solomon bursts out laughing (and MC thumps back onto the floor) and asks them to hear him out before they get mad. He says the game wasn’t the exam and it was instead to see whether MC could resist the temptation to open Barbatos’s grimoire despite knowing how powerful it was. Asmo says they were even able to resist his attempts to sway them. Solomon says there are very few sorcerers and that they keep their existence secret from the public and they need people who they can trust to not reveal that secret no matter how great the temptation to do so is. Barbatos says the grimoire they had is fake and there would have been consequences if they’d opened it. Solomon says they passed the test and that they’re an amazing person who deserves their fifth star – chastity. Asmo congratulates them and MC either thanks them, says they’re really happy rn or says they’ll continue to work hard. Solomon says he’s as happy as if he was the one who passed the exam, he then asks Asmo if he can take a look at all the photos he took, Barbatos says Solomon looks way too happy and Asmo says that though Solomon said he was just testing MC, getting these pics might have been one of his goals too. Solomon laughs and says maybe. And that’s it. I actually really liked this whole arc and how he gave more backstory for Barbatos, Solomon, Asmo and even Diavolo while still keeping Barbatos and Solomon’s pasts secretive and it’s got me frothing at the mouth for more. I also like how they established the relationship dynamics between Barbatos and Solomon and Barbatos and Asmo. I really wanna see more interactions between Solomon and MC too…

[trash-but-respectable-trash]

The brothers + Diavolo reactions to you taking them to a water park (and their reactions to seeing you in a swimsuit for the first time wink wink)

This is a continuation to my post on their reaction to an human amusement park, it’s a bit NSFW especially towards the end of the post.

Lucifer:

- Ok let’s start with what you came in for, his reaction to seeing you in a swimsuit for the first time

- He’s not a patient guy, so when you make him wait because you’re looking at yourself in the mirror of the changing room, he’s starting to lose his cool

- But when you finally come out, he’s speechless, he didn’t expect you to wear such a revealing swimsuit (you could literally be wearing a ski suit and he would think the same thing)

- He’s looking at every bit of skin that is usually covered by your uniform or everyday clothes and all he can do is smirk a little

- In his eyes, you’re gorgeous and no one looks better than you in the entire water park

- There’s no need to feel self conscious with him, he’s looking at you like you’re a piece of art and he just can’t stop looking at you

- He’s well behaved though, so he won’t make comments expect that you look beautiful

- Now that he has seen so much skin, he can’t help but wonder how you would look naked in his bed

- Ok now for the actual water park part, this dude is soooo pale

- He will put on so much sunscreen so he doesn’t tan during the day, he needs to keep his vampire aesthetic

- He’ll be wearing black trunks and an open shirt because he wants to hide his scars of his precious angel wings

- He really enjoyed the lazy river, for once in his life he got to relax for a couple of minutes

- Well, at least until Levi tried to drowned Mammon in two feet of water

- He’s the one causing the most trouble acting like they’re “accidents”

- As always, he’s having fun but he won’t admit it

Mammon:

- Just like Lucifer, he’s not a patient demon

- He was about to go get you when you came out

- He stop dead in his track, just taking the sight of you in whatever swimsuit you decided to wear

- It’s like he’s in a trance, he can’t get his eyes off of you

- You need to wave yours hands in his face for him to finally react

- He’s red as a beet and he actually can’t formulate a sentence

- When he’s finally calm enough, he’ll start going back to his old self and tell everyone who dare look at you to look somewhere else, you’re his human!

- But if you don’t like when he does it, he’ll stop

- On one particular slide where it’s a two person tube, he gets stuck with Lucifer and almost didn’t live to tell the tale

- Basically, Lucifer “accidentally” pusheed him of the tube and Mammon went over the slide almost falling to his death but somehow ended up falling directly in the pool below

- He also couldn’t use his wings because they’re prohibited from changing to their demon form when they’re in the human world for obvious reasons

- Other than the near death experience, he really liked the water slides and it was a great way to show off his body

Leviathan:

- At first he feels super awkward waiting for you to come out, there’s a lot of people and they’re not wearing a lot of clothes either, he’s not use to seeing so many 3D people wearing nothing more than swimsuits

- He was also sad that he couldn’t bring his consoles or phone because they’re not waterproof

- When you come out, he actually gets a nosebleed

- If he felt awkward being near strangers wearing swimsuits, how is he supposed to feel when YOU’RE the one in a swimsuit!

- He will get over it (eventually) but he will be a blushing mess every time he looks at you

- He’s a sea creature, of course he likes water and water parks

- Just be careful that he don’t accidentally change to his demon form and scare everyone there

- If he does and someone sees him, just say that he’s the water park mascot, yep that should work

- He will be in water 90% of the day, on water slides, in the lake if they have one or in the wave pool, as long as he’s in water he’s happy

- Also happy to have a chance to drown Mammon

Satan:

- He doesn’t like to be kept waiting in general, but for you, he’ll wait as long as it takes you to be confortable enough to come out of the changing room

- When you do, he stop breathing for a second and turns bright pink

- He didn’t thought much of it at first, but now that he’s actually seeing you in your sexy swimsuit, he’s really glad he accepted your invitation to go the water park

- He wish he was the only one seeing you like this

- Just like Lucifer, he has dirty thoughts throughout the day, especially when you get a nip slip while getting out of the wave pool, after that his mind is racing and the image is still burning in his head even though it was barely anything

- He’s a real gentleman, so he won’t make any comment about your little accident and will give a deadly state to anyone who dares even thinking about saying something about it

- On another note, he’s also very pale since there’s no sun in the Devildom and he’s indoors most of the time

- But demons don’t get sunburns, so nothing real happens to his skin other than a little tan that is barely visible

- He actually brought a book with him and instantly got it wet by Mammon, it wasn’t his best idea

- Even thought he didn’t have anything to read, he still really loved his day with you and even propose to go another time, but only the two of you

- Nope, it’s definitely not because he wants to see you in a bathing suit again

Asmodeus:

- He was probably in the changing room with you, switching between the 10 bathing suits he brought just in case

- There’s also a good chance he gets out of the dressing room after you

- He helped you choose your bathing suit the day before, looking for the one who compliments the most your form and your skin tone

- When he saw you try them on the day before, let’s just say his thoughts weren’t pure, they’re never pure

- But he managed to keep his hands to himself

- He still made lots of comments and tried to make you wear some questionable swimsuit that were definitely not appropriate for a water park full of people

- Honestly the swimsuit he actually chose to wear after trying all of them isn’t appropriate either

- When you get to the water park, he puts so much sunscreen and will propose to help you put sunscreen on places you can’t reach, accept at your own risks

- He doesn’t actually go on any water slides, because he can’t risk ruining his strawberry blonde hair with chlorine

- He might go waist deep in the wave pool if you ask him to go with you, but that’s it

- He’s flirting with anyone who finds him cute at the water park, you actually lose him for a while when he starts talking to some of his new fans

- If you don’t like it, he’ll stop and make sure you’re the only one who gets his attention for the rest of the day

Beelzebub:

- He brought lots of snacks, and since he isn’t allow to bring food on the water park grounds, he eats them all while waiting for you to get out of the changing room

- When you get out, let’s just say his appetite change for a different kind of snack

- He think you look delicious amazing

- He wonders what he did to deserve you

- He’s trying really hard to not just snatch you and go to a more private place

- You might need to return to the food court where you’re allowed to eat after every few slides because all the walking and sliding is making this boy hungry

- He’s so huge that he needs to go alone on slides where it’s supposed to be a two person tube

- Like mentioned before, he’s easy to please as long as you and Belphie are there, he’s an happy boy

- You’re also quite happy yourself, since you get to see him shirtless alllll day loooong

Belphegor:

- He missed you getting out of the changing room because he was sleeping as always

- When you wake him up, he actually ask if you’re an angel and if he’s still dreaming

- When he’s awake enough, he’s acting like seeing you in a swimsuit isn’t anything special, but deep down he’s a mess

- You’ll need to give him a moment before he stand up so he can calm his heartbeat and something else in his pants

- For real, he wasn’t super excited to go to the water park because it requires him to be awake, but after seeing you in your swimsuit he suddenly doesn’t mind staying awake anymore

- Beel will still have to carry him on his back like a koala

- Belphie insists for you to do every slide with him, which ends up with a fight between him and Mammon on who gets to go with you

- You should go on the lazy river at the very end of the day because after that he’ll be too tired to go on any more slides since he sleep all the way through the lazy river

- It will also take him a couple of days of sleep for him to recover from this very exhausting day

(I don’t know why, but the whole time I imagined him being too lazy to change into his swim trunk and just going on every slides with the sheep onesie he’s wearing in his new SSR card)

Diavolo:

- Another human culture activity, how fun!

- And he gets to show his awesome body (and see yours), it’s perfect!

- He has a soft spot for you, so he doesn’t mind waiting for you to get out of the dressing room

- When you get out, he thinks you look exactly like he imagined you would look like, even though he won’t tell you that

- His soft spot for you isn’t so soft anymore..... haha sorry

- For real, you can clearly see what effects you have on him since he’s wearing very form fitting swim trunk and let’s just say his dick isn’t small either

- He won’t act on it obviously, he’ll wait till your back at the house he’ll just say you look really good in your swimsuit and leave it at that for now

- He’ll attract tons of looks on himself since he’s really big in size compared to humans

- People won’t dare approch him though, he’s quite intimidating even when he’s smiling

- He will drag Lucifer with him on every single slides, he needs to try them all!

- He’s actually disappointed that he can’t take pictures on the water park grounds, he wanted to show Barbatos how much you guys were having fun that day once you all get home

[mammonslefttoe]

One Brain Cell Theories: Chapter 17 & 18

There are a few things that may confirm my suspicions and the new chapters have reinforced it. 

SPOILERS AHEAD, please click at your own risk and any input/more theories are welcome! I’m going to try and make this a series. 

This is also a relatively long read so grab some snacks! We diving in boys!!

(This is one of my many theories. One day, I’ll be able to write down what’s happening in my head.) 

TLDR; HUNNY we have to talk about the other human 

A few things to remember before I dive in: 

Solomon has a pact with Barbatos. Solomon has a ring of wisdom and is known to make a pact with larger and more powerful demons. We all know he lowkey wants a pact with Lucifer. 

Lucifer told us not to trust Solomon in Chapter 2 

There’s a possibility Barbatos has tried to poison us with tea, a Mandragora blend. Mandragora has the potential to be fatal, one of the most notable symptoms are hyperactivity and hallucinations. 

When Barbatos sent us back in time, we found out he is extremely OP. He even has the power to look into the past and future. 

Okay now onwards to the only viable explanation I can think of: Barbatos and Solomon are scheming a takeover. (or this really is a messed up “prove yourself” challenge from Diavolo) 

Let’s begin to when shit started to get real. 

A sorta shortened (?) recap of everything that has happened thus far, please feel free to skip if you don’t need it:  

After almost confessing your love to Lucifer and dying in the process Belphie comes down the stairs and its the big reveal, everyone essentially gasps in shock. Beel, Belph, and MC run away to Luke’s joint only to get busted by Dia & Barbatos and they drag away Belphie to throw him in jail for treason (and its implied he gon’ die). Lost and afraid, Beel and MC run back to the House of Lamentation. There we have a really heartfelt scene with all the demon boys and we are determined to storm into Dia’s castle and solve the situation. 

Arriving at Dia’s castle, the pair say they were expecting us. Lucifer stood up to Diavolo & he says please, LOUD AUDIENCE GASP. No matter how much we try to reason, the only way Belphie will be released is if MC goes back into the past alone and figure out who actually opening Belphie’s door. No reason is truly given to this. Diavolo explains that Barbatos has multiple abilities, some of this includes viewing the past & future and, most importantly, time travel. 

As we continue to Barbatos’ room, he is super happy (and creepy) but gives us a very dire warning - do not interact with the past in any way or it will alternate the current timeline. This includes speaking to anyone or being involved in any type of action. If we want to come back to the present, we have to go through the same door that we end up entering through. Then off we go and we land in the middle of Mammon’s room with ALL OF THE BROTHERS sans Lucifer and Belphie. And things go haywire.

As we are running to go up to the attic, we are forced to hide in Lilith’s room, where we have a flashback (or hallucination) of playing hide and seek. Flashback Levi reminds us to go find Belphie. During this time, it is revealed that MC may have been the one to open Belphie’s door and tldr; Belphie kills MC. 

As we lay dying, we are somehow saved by Lilith (our long lost aunt twice removed apparently) and we are outside of our own body...in another one. Dia and Barbatos stroll in saying they knew this would happen & Barbatos did us a favor and revived us using an alternate timeline MC (what). Everyone is pumped we have like 1/10,000,000 genes related to human Lillith and this is their closure. 

Everything seems to be looking up and MC patches things up between Belphie and the other brothers. They throw her a joint party with Diavolo’s birthday party & give her the sweetest gifts. At the end of Chapter 18, Belphie creates a pact with MC. 

This is all fine and dandy but...is it really? 

A few things really popped out during these two recent chapters: 

Belphie is by our side the entire two chapters. Whether this is supposed to signify a new start or something else, it isn’t entirely clear.

Beel and Belph are the only ones that text us during this time. Belphie texts us after every chapter moment. 

Solomon runs into Belph and MC while shopping, randomly asking Belph if he plans on making a pact with MC. Then brazenly offers to make a pact with him instead. Belph refuses vehemently but looks at MC for a reaction. Solomon notices this. 

As Belph gives us a gift of himself (lol same), he mentions how he’s doing this for us and not because of Lilith. 

In the game itself, there’s a completely different game style. MC has more options to speak and the dialogue options have become more brazen. Almost as if...this is a different personality (or could signify MC is more comfortable with them in general). It felt off playing the last two chapters though, for me at least. 

Now onwards to the theory: Solomon is our main antagonist.

In Chapter 2, we are formally introduced to Solomon, the other exchange student. Although the interaction is rushed, we can sense out two things: he’s insanely smart and he’s already comfortable around demons. As he runs off to class, MC runs into Lucifer and we learn a bit more about this mystery boy. 

Apparently, Solomon is a wizard and has a ring of wisdom, which makes him incredibly dangerous. He has pacts with more than 70 demons (I think the exact number was 78 but I might be wrong). Among these demons are Asmodeus and Barbatos. At the end of Lucifer’s explanation, he adds that MC shouldn’t trust Solomon. 

Historically and culturally, Solomon is most known as the “Wise King.” He is also regarded as a fantastical figure, someone who is known to have powers over both angels and demons. 

“According to the Rabbinical literature, on account of his modest request for wisdom only, Solomon was rewarded with riches and an unprecedented glorious realm, which extended over the upper world inhabited by the angels and over the whole of the terrestrial globe with all its inhabitants, including all the beasts, fowl, and reptiles, as well as the demons and spirits. His control over the demons, spirits, and animals augmented his splendor, the demons bringing him precious stones, besides water from distant countries to irrigate his exotic plants. The beasts and fowl of their own accord entered the kitchen of Solomon's palace, so that they might be used as food for him, and extravagant meals for him were prepared daily by each of his 700 wives and 300 concubines, with the thought that perhaps the king would feast that day in her house.” 

Additionally, he was given a ring, known as the “Seal of Solomon,” which gave him the ability to trap demons under his control. 

A magic ring called the "Seal of Solomon" was supposedly given to Solomon and gave him power over demons or Jinn. The magical symbol said to have been on the Seal of Solomon which made it efficacious is often considered to be the Star of David. Asmodeus, king of demons, was one day, according to the classical Rabbis, captured by Benaiah (my note: Benaiah is a human, he was a soldier that helped Solomon rise to power) using the ring, and was forced to remain in Solomon's service. The Seal of Solomon, in some legends known as the Ring of Aandaleeb, was a highly sought after symbol of power. In several legends, different groups or individuals attempted to steal it or attain it in some manner.

And this is a potential plot in our story.

MC is, of course, the main protagonist of the story. We typically are. But there was never a clear antagonist. Or maybe he was playing along with our situation, a wolf in sheep's clothing? 

We all know Levi’s strangely long anime names are a strange foreshadowing of the future. We have: 

Though all titles seem to have a connection with our current plot, I’m going to focus on the first one, which seems to have the most implications regarding our current situation. I also have a sneaking suspicion that the second image with the two titles might be a backstory for Barbatos but that’s another story that I cannot fully prove yet. The third title also refers to a legend regarding Asmo and Solomon.

The first title seems...has quite obvious implications when recounting the events of chapters 15 - 18. Halfway through our journey, here we are, thrust into an alternate timeline, alone and scared but we end up making a pact with...our sixth demon? And this isn’t just a regular demon, this is one of the deadly sins. So now we have 6/7 demon brothers under our power, some of the most powerful demons in Devildom. It’s alarming how quickly MC is able to gain the trust of these demons, effectively creating pacts in the course of...maybe a few months? 

What alarms me the most is how fast Belphie turned from, quite literally, killing us to making a pact with us in a course of 3 chapters. This brings me to my first suspicion in SoloBarb’s plot: This timeline is the only timeline where MC is able to make a pact with Belphie. All other timelines do not reflect this. This placement was 100% intentional from the start. 

It is a known fact that Barbatos is able to view time and its events. It’s revealed this extends to alternate timelines when saving MC. If he is this powerful, wouldn’t he be able to simply look back in the past and find out who opened Belph’s door without the need for MC? This would be the easiest and most direct solution. 

SIDENOTE: Keep in mind, part of the reason Barbatos could not stop the Belphie situation from happening is due to Diavolo’s restriction. Barbatos states that “Diavolo has forbidden him from using his powers freely.” HOWEVER, it then leads to the question: who really has the most control over Barbatos, Diavolo or Solomon? Traditionally, when pacts are made, it means that the demon is completely under the control of the individual but does it outweigh an authority figure? In my opinion, Solomon technically has the most power fo Barbatos. Solomon’s pact with Barbatos = a magically restrictive bond while Diavolo’s rule over Barbatos = a matter of respect of authority. There is no physically restrictive bond Diavolo has on Barbatos.

Also considering how cunning Solomon is, he could have easily manipulated Diavolo into this entire plan as well.

In addition, Solomon’s strangely direct question, asking Belphie if he was going to make a pact with MC, was alarming. It was as if he was proving his own theory: the demon brothers will make a pact with MC and never him. He seemed almost satisfied with this answer and didn’t seem to protest against it too much. Couple this with Solomon’s constant approval when MC makes pacts with the demon brothers during her stay, its...disconcerting. 

Omg he even says “If you change your mind” what kind of creepy

If we consider all of this, it truly does seem as if Solomon is our potential antagonist. It seems to me that everything is pointing at him. He’s quiet enough for us to overlook and disregard as a side character, though he seems to have a certain unnerving edge to him. My god, the demons are even wary of him. If that wasn’t the biggest tip-off, idk what is. 

Also physically, we have yet to hear his entire backstory in the game or have a chapter dedicated to him. So far, in terms of side characters, we have ample interaction with Diavolo and Luke (still waiting on Simeon) but no deep dives into Solomon and Barbatos. (Which means >.> we’ll get them in later chapters) 

This brings me to the next question: so how is MC a chess piece in his plot? 

Hey, remember that RANDOM moment Solomon lent out his power during Diavolo’s house party. AND NO ONE QUESTIONED IT. Honestly, what the hell was that all about?

In regards to this, why did he do this? Some answers include: he did it for shits and giggles, he wanted to test out the theory of us having powerful magic in our bloodline, or he wanted a test run. Yeah. You heard me. A test run. 

Prior to this, MC was unable to truly summon a demon on their own. The most she could do was give out a pretty strong verbal command and the demon (Mammon lol) must carry it out. However, MC cannot fully utilize the pact’s potential due to her lack of innate magic ability. 

This is both an affirmation and leverage for Solomon’s situation. On one end, it’s confirmed that MC has huge magic potential and can properly use it when needed. On the other end, this can be a bargaining tool for the future...

Which could lead to a large plot development: Once MC gains all seven pacts (c’mon, it is going to be impossible to not make a pact with Lucifer), what will they use it for? 

MY PREDICTION: Solomon will attempt to manipulate MC into his control. Magic is powerful in this game but so are humans. A human was the reason Lilith was going to be punished by God. Solomon, a human, has power and control over 70+ demons. Belphegor was set on destroying only the human world. MC has pacts with the, arguably, the strongest demons in Devildom who are also formerly fallen angels. 

From what I’ve seen so far, nothing is more powerful than a pact. And nothing is more powerful than human manipulation. 

What will he use MC’s powers for? ...I have a sneaking feeling it might be to overthrow Diavolo based on Solomon’s cultural legend. Solomon famously has power over Asmo, the king of demons. Of course, we know the Asmo in our game is not the king but Diavolo is. Obey me! has a funny way of interpreting these legends in a unique way. Who knows if they split up Asmo into two different entities. 

but who tf really knows what’s going on

BUT

I guess we’ll have to see what happens in later chapters. Of course, this is all really a far fetch theory but there seem to be so many underlying connections to Solomon in the game. I mean ffs, he’s the only other human here and he’s SOLOMON. The very character itself is so suspicious. 

THIS ENTIRE THING COULD ALSO BE A MESSED UP CHALLENGE FROM DIAVOLO 

OR SOME CRAZY HALLUCINATION CAUSED BY BARBATOS GIVING US THAT SUS TEA BLEND

But tbh who really knows what’s happening. The only confirmed thing is that we’re still on this alternate timeline (that MC totally messed up) and we haven’t returned to our OG timeline. lucifer please pick me up I’m scared 

If you made it this far, you are SUCH A TROOP. I hope this actually has a consistent flow and it makes sense. If you have any questions or observations I didn’t include please feel free to message me! I’m open to discussion! 

A big s/o to wikipedia for the quick info on Solomon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon#Seal_of_Solomon) and a thank you to @the-orizon​ for the screenshots & amazing info! Love you!

[haloshornsinkstains]

Devildom Easter Egg Hunt

A little late, but the idea came to me at like 11pm last night and I'm old and suck at staying up late these days.

Anyway, Easter in the Devildom. With my MC Kore, because I missed writing about her.

Warnings: Female MC, Not a reader insert, polyamory, way too much description of baskets of chocolate, that's it.

“What the hell are ya wearing Kore?”

“Everyone come to the council room after classes, it’s important.” That’s what the text had said. The one sent from your phone to all of the brothers, and all three residents of Purgatory Hall. It was more than a little suspicious, for one Kore never wanted to stay longer at RAD than she really had to, and secondly she was usually much more polite when requesting a favour. But to use the council room she must have gained Diavolo’s permission so it couldn’t be anything too bad right? At least, that’s how they reassured themselves before turning up. Whatever scenarios they had planned out, none of them came close to what greeted them in the council room.

She looked down for a moment, before grinning back at Mammon. “You don’t recognise it?”

“I believe what Mammon means is why are you wearing that?” Lucifer sighed, shaking his head at the younger demon who had been momentarily rendered speechless.

“Well…” She started, still smiling happily at them all, “it’s Easter in the human realm, and since I already had the bunny costume on hand from that serving job we did, I thought I could share some of the festivities with you all. Technically I’m a bit late, Easter was yesterday, but I wanted Dia, um, Lord Diavolo to be able to join in and he wasn’t back until last night.”

The Prince in question was standing behind her beaming happily, nodding along with everything Kore said. “Now now Lucifer, no need to look so grumpy. I think it’s wonderful Kore wanted to bring something from the human realm to all of us!”

“But, that doesn’t explain why yer wearing that!” Mammon huffed. “Anyone could see ya like that!”

“Mammon… everyone already has seen me in this? And you’re all here anyway.” She shrugged. “In the human realm there’s an easter tradition where a rabbit brings chocolate eggs to kids. I know you’re not kids, but it seemed like fun. I organised an egg hunt and everything!”

“Did you say chocolate?”

“Yes Beel, chocolate eggs. The ones for the egg hunt aren’t, because it would give you an unfair advantage, but the prizes are chocolate eggs.” She laughed, pointing to the small pile of baskets behind her. “No touching until we’re done.”

Beel pouted a little, but stared determinedly at the baskets. Levi frowned beside him.

“So, this is a game? Are there clues?” His eyes flashed with interest, games he could do.

“Not really, I can give you some if you’re stuck though!” Kore laughed. “So, I hid 60 eggs, with Barbatos’ help so he’s going to stay here and keep me company guarding the prize baskets. He isn’t allowed to tell anyone where they are, including you Dia, and you agreed to not ask him.” Diavolo nodded. “So, the rules are; no magic,” she nodded towards Solomon and Lucifer, “no stealing from other people, if they found the egg it’s theirs,” a few sideways glances towards Mammon, “and no fighting. Everyone got that?”

There were assorted nods and murmurs of acceptance from the gathered Demons and Angels.

“Don’t look so pouty Luci, you don’t have to join in if you don’t want to. You can still have a basket of chocolates.”

Lucifer huffed. “Of course I’m taking part. But you neglected to tell us where the eggs had been hidden, unless you mean for us to search the whole Devildom?”

Kore blushed and shook her head. “Sorry! They’re in RAD, the Castle and their grounds. I would have hidden them in the House of Lamentation and Purgatory Hall but I didn’t get time between classes and Barb had duties to fulfill.”

“Then can we begin?”

She nodded at Lucifer. “The inaugural Devildom Easter Egg Hunt is go! Good Luck!”

Kore leaned back against the table, watching with amusement as the group scattered, most heading for the door to scour the school. Simeon and Luke stayed back, opting to look around the council room first instead. Simeon glanced down at Luke, standing on his tiptoes to try and peer over one of the taller plinths and sighed.

“Kore?”

She glanced over at the angel. “What is it Simeon?”

“Would it be permissible to work in teams for this game?” He nodded towards Luke, expression fond as ever.

“Of course Simeon! It’s not really as serious as all that, I only put the rules in place so no one spoiled the fun by magicking all the eggs to them or getting into a fight. It’s just for fun.” She giggled, patting one of the prize baskets. “Besides, I’d put money on Beel and Belphie already teaming up. Even if it’s just from Belphie’s laziness.”

As if on queue a shout echoed through the room from the corridor. “Oi! Ya not allowed to work together like that!”

“Kore never said working together was against the rules!”

“Mammon, let them be. Belphie isn’t likely to be much help when Beel is carrying him.”

Kore burst into laughter, shaking her head at their antics. “Well, I would wish you luck again Simeon, but I don’t think you’re in the most need of it.”

He chuckled in response, heading over to the younger angel to guide him out of the room. “Indeed, come on Luke. See you later Kore.”

She nodded, in response, leaning back and listening to the echoing voices through the halls as Barbatos came to sit beside her, letting her lean her shoulder against his.

That was how they found them two hours later, when all of the eggs had been collected and the hunters returned to the room, Kore tucked against Barbatos’ side giggling at something he’d told her while his arm rested around her waist.

“Ah, I’m glad to see you weren’t too bored while we were searching for eggs!” Diavolo boomed, chuckling at the sight before them.

Kore flushed bright pink, head shooting up to stare at the gathered group with wide eyes. Her gaze shifted quickly over Mammon and Levi, smiling softly at them to try and ease the tension from them. There would likely be time for a discussion later, but she was pleased to see neither jumped to chase Barbatos away from her, polyamory was hardest for the two of them but they were growing, learning.

“You should know already that Barbatos is excellent company.” She chuckled, shaking her head. “Go on then, how many eggs have you all collected?”

They handed over their eggs, letting Kore note down how many each had carefully before the next person handed theirs over. She paused half way through, looking at the ones Beel and Belphie handed over with a small frown.

“Um, Beel, why is this one half of an egg?” She asked, holding the slightly mangled object in her palm.

Beel rubbed the back of his neck, refusing to meet her gaze. “I, um, forgot you said they weren’t chocolate and I got hungry.”

“It was lucky he didn’t swallow it whole.” Belphie grumbled.

Kore giggled and nodding, noting down their score.

Once all the eggs were counted Kore jumped from the table ready to announce the scores.

“Alright gentlemen, the scores for the inaugural Devildom Easter Egg hunt are in! I’ll be going in ascending order of score, last place to first okay?” There were a few nods. “Okay, last place with two eggs is Asmo,”

“I knew I shouldn’t have stopped to fix my hair.”

“6th place is Solomon with three eggs, not bad, joint 5th place are Satan and the team of Simeon and Luke with five eggs each,”

“Well done Luke, you found most of those for us! I’d have been last without your help.”

“Damn, if Lucifer hadn’t beaten me up that tree using his stupid wings…”

Kore paused. “Wait, you climbed a tree Satan?!”

“Don’t worry Kore, I have it all on video. I may not have found many eggs, but I did capture most of the best moments on camera. Satan was very cat-like.”

“Thank you Solomon, I’ll be getting all of those from you later.” She grinned, looking back to the list. Okay, so 4th place is Lucifer with seven eggs. Then in joint 3rd place we have Mammon and Diavolo with eight eggs each, congratulations both of you,”

“I guess third place ain’t too bad. At least I beat Lucifer.”

“Oh excellent! I think that was very good for my first Easter Egg Hunt, don’t you?”

“Yes Dia, that’s a very respectable score. In 2nd place with ten eggs is Levi,”

“Damn, I guess it’s not bad for a game that involved physical activity…”

“Which means in 1st place is the team of Beel and Belphie with twelve eggs. Congratulations you two.”

“It was pretty much all Beel.” Belphie yawned. “As soon as he knew there was food on the line I mostly just napped.”

“Honestly I’d have been very impressed if anyone beat Beel in a competition that involved winning something edible.” Solomon chuckled.

“Alright, so Beel, Belphie, you get first choice of the Easter baskets.” Kore smiled, gesturing towards the table behind her.

“Are they not all the same then?”

“No Luke, they’re all the same value but the contents differ slightly. Different shops and types of chocolate. Some just have big eggs, there’s a couple with lots of small things, some are a mix of everything… you know? Also Barbatos baked a couple of treats, so there’s one in each basket too.”

“You put a lot of thought into this.” Diavolo hummed. “It’s very impressive Kore.”

She rubbed the back of her neck, looking down at the floor. “Well, Barb helped a lot, and… um, I just wanted to make sure it was fun?”

“You did an excellent job on your own, I merely offered a helping hand.” Barbatos sighed, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Do not sell yourself short Kore.”

“Ah… Thank you. Okay guys, pick your baskets.”

Beel, to the surprise of no one, picked a basket full of large eggs, Belphie went for one with small sheep shaped chocolates. Levi picked a basket with a mix, including some small pink flower shaped chocolates that looked just like ones from an episode of the anime he watched the week before. Mammon’s basket also had a mix, mostly white chocolates dusted with golden sheen. Diavolo picked a basket of large eggs, dark, white and milk with intricate decorations across their surface. Lucifer’s basket of choice was filled with the darkest chocolate, more bitter than sweet and perfect with coffee. Simeon and Luke picked matching baskets, large and small chocolates in marbled milk and white. Satan’s basket was small chocolates, full of unique flavours and combinations. The final two baskets were fairly similar, a mix of sizes and types, though Asmo’s leant more towards fruity flavours than Solomon’s. With all the baskets collected Kore grinned at them.

“Happy Easter everyone!” She paused, glancing over at Barbatos. “Oh, Barb, your basket should be in your room.”

[buttered-ghost-toast]

Listen, if you don't fill out all of those numbers and tell me everything about your MC I'm going to feel robbed

Oh geez, fam! ...aight. That took me a minute. But below you will find out more about my girl, Niri! 

1.      What is their favourite food?—

Cheeseburgers and carrots. 

2.       Do they have a fear of an animal? If so, what animal? –

Not a fan of snakes, lizards, frogs, sharks.

3.       What do they wear to bed? –

Shorts and a t-shirt. Sometimes nothing at all!! That had to stop when she moved into the HoL though. Brothers poppin’ in at all hours gettin’ an eyeful. Lucifer was upset. 

4.       Do they like cuddling?—

1000000000%. Niri’s a big ol’ cuddle bug. Asmo’s all about it. So is Beel. 

5.       Do they have a secret handshake with anyone? -- With Astaroth. It’s quite elaborate and they only ever do it when they decide to get up to trouble.

 6.       What do they look like? – 

She cute if I may say so myselffff (don’t judge me, she’s a self insert hah!) Mid to slightly above average height for a human female, fairly toned. Brown eyes, mid-back length hair that’s brown at the root, fades to a teal and purple under layers. Sometimes her hair will fade to a light yellowy-green. She has the hookup for dye from Barbatos who likes to procure things for her from the human realm. She also has quite a few tattoos.

 7.       Do they like chocolate? –

Only dark. She’s allergic to additives in certain milk chocolates so she doesn’t eat it much. 

 8.      What are their good and bad traits?

Good: Helpful, kind, encouraging, quite a hard worker in any task given her.

Bad: Easily swept up into trouble by others, will prioritize naps over other stuff sometimes, awfully flirtatious which gets her in hot water with Lucifer because apparently lesser demons keep poppin’ by the house with gifts also HUMAN, DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT TO LORD DIAVOLO?! Oopsssssss~ Also, you know how Luci’s always doing the “MAAAAMMMOOOONNNNN…”…yeah, that’s almost always followed by “NIIIIIRIIIIIIIIII….”

 9.      Do they have any artistic talent?

Yes. She’s a musician so there’s that…and she likes to paint.

10.  What is their favourite room to be in, in the house they live in?

She likes the music room since the boys tend to spend quite a bit of time in there together, but she’s usually found in the kitchen making loads of food and baked goods…also, that’s where you’re more likely to find Beel, and she reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally likes Beel.

11.  Do they believe in luck?

To an extent. She believes that luck exists, but she thinks relying on it is a bit naïve.

12.  Can they do magic?

Like pull a rabbit out of a hat type thing? Yes. She picked up a few little tricks here and there from a friend who loves show magic. Def not the real stuff though.

13.  Do they believe in dragons?

She didn’t until she went to the Devildom. Not that they just have dragons hangin’ out all willy-nilly, but she’s heard stories from the brothers and others about dragons.

 14.  What is a pet peeve of theirs?

Rudeness and liars who don’t give up even after they’ve been caught in the lie. Also people who demand things of others as if they’re property and not living beings with feelings …this isn’t about Belphegor at all. Nope. She doesn’t have issues with him still.

15.  What was the last thing they cried about?

She was able to talk to all her bandmates at once for her weekly call home. They all just really miss each other, ok? It sucks that she has to lie to them about where she is because she knows they’re worried about her, but it was just nice to hear their voices.

16.  What is their sexuality?

Pan.

17.  Do they have a best friend? If so, who, and what makes them their best friend?

We’ll narrow this down to the Devildom. Niri gets along with everyone and literally loves all the beings she’s met and knows she could count on them for most anything, but there’s definitely a more solid feeling to her connection with Beelzebub. They sort of just get to be vulnerable and entirely open with one another and there is never judgement or ill will, even when Beel eats her secret snack stash…again.

 She’s kind of getting to that point with Astaroth as well, but she can sense he’s still a little guarded in certain aspects, and she’s not going to push.

18.  Have they ever been in a romantic relationship?

Yes, quite a few. It’s not her favorite thing to talk about since she’s been quite unlucky in that aspect, but hey, the past is the past.

19.  What does their relationship with their family look like? Are they close? Distant? Ect.

Her actual family family (with the exception of her brother) are not close in the least. They’re sort of barely on speaking terms. Her chosen family (comprised of her band and some of the closest staff) is extremely close.

20.  Do they have a pet?

No. She loves animals and had a dog up until recently, but they passed. It’s okay though, they had a good long life and it wasn’t painful for them when it happened.

21.  Do they have a familiar?

Nope. Non-magical.

22.  Are they a supernatural being?

Nope! “Boring” human, but she does seem to always find herself in weird situations that are sorta paranormal.

23.  How do they usually wear their hair?

It really just depends on the day. If she had time to work on it, it’s down and straight. If it’s a rush in the morning (read: fight for the bathroom because Beel won’t MOVE) she’ll toss it in a bun or ponytail depending on how hot it is outside. There are the odd days when she’ll just let it vibe in its natural wavy/curly state, but she kind of got fed up with the brothers calling her a sheep because it’s so fluffy.

24.  Can they play an instrument? If so, what instrument and what can they play?

Yes! She learned guitar and bass at a young age and was tinkering with drums before she was whisked away to the Devildom.

25.  What type a high schooler are/were they?

She was the quiet weird kid that didn’t quite fit in with the weird weird crowd, but also wasn’t popular. Plenty of people knew her or of her, but she mainly stuck with her group of friends and was nice to everyone.

26.  Have they ever been in a physical fight before? If so, with who? Who won?

Yes. Just small bits of violence. No one of import, tbh. But there was that one time they all went out to party at the fall and Mammon and Levi started teasing her and in her drunken state, Niri went to punch Mammon who managed to duck so she hit Levi square in the nose. He was fiiiiiiine.

27.  What is their favourite holiday?

Halloween because it’s fun, Christmas because of the togetherness, and EASTER BECAUSE MARSHMALLOW PEEPS!

 28.  If they could have one wish, what would they wish for?

A pass to go from the Devildom to the Human realm and back whenever she wants forever.

 29.  Do they wants kids? If they already have kids, do they want more?

No. Never.

 30.  Do they have a job?

Yes? Being a singer in a band is a job, right? It doesn’t always feel like a job because it’s awesome, but it’s a job.

 31.  Do they know how to drive?

Yes. She has convinced Mammon to let her drive his car on a few occasions and every time they get back he swears NEVER AGAIN. She a little speed demon.

 32.  Do they get stressed out easily?

Funny story, actually…YES. But she is pretty good at not letting it show. So on the outside she’s like la-la-la~ but inside it’s all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~

 33.  Did they ever dye their hair before? If so, to what colour? Did they like it?

Absolutely lol. Niri has gone through a few colors in her life, but her favorite is and always will be the teal. (Fun fact: the purple came from a happy accident a few years back when she dyed over a pink shade and a layer turned out purple. She liked it so now she does it that way on purpose.)

 34.  Have they ever broken the law?

Never anything egregious, but she’s gotten tickets for stuff in the human world. Disturbing the peace, speeding, she was fined once (along with her bandmates) for a surprise free show they did in front of a train station which got a lot more attention than they were expecting and wound up shutting down a couple city blocks. Oooooooooopsss~

 35.  Do they own a plant?

She’s really bad with plants. REALLY bad. She was gifted a plant by Simeon a couple weeks into the exchange program and it took an embarrassingly long time for her to notice it was a fake plant…since he knows she sucks at keeping things alive.

 36.  Have they ever rode a horse before?

Once, and it was a terrifying experience so she just keeps her distance now.

 37.  What is their favorite gif?

anything featuring Titus Andromedon.

 38.  Do they get along with others easily?

 She tries to. It’s not always possible, but she tries, dammit!

 39.  Do they have any tattoos?

Several, yes. One arm sleeve done, starting the other arm, both thighs have massive pieces on them and both ribs done as well. There are also a few small things on her fingers and back.

 40.  If I wanted to draw them, what would be distinct physical features that I would have to know to draw them correctly?

Lotta hair. Looooooottttta hair. And heavily winged eyeliner. Big lashes.

 41.  What is their favourite breed of dog?

Huskies. They’re just so cute and sassy! And perfectly sized!! Great cuddle buddies and fun to run with!

 42.  Do they live with anyone? If so, who?

Not in the human world, but she’s got 7 kinda irritating roomies in the Devildom!

 43.  Where is their dream vacation?

She’s traveled extensively, so there isn’t anywhere she dreams of going that she hasn’t already seen. Her favorite place is anywhere mountainous and lush.

 44.  Do they know more than one language?

Yep. Niri’s a language nerd. Because she likes to speak to fans and stuff, she has set it on herself to learn as many languages as she can. She’s not perfectly fluent in all of them, but it’s a good handful that she can hold a full conversation in. She and Satan like to practice with one another around the house, despite complaints from the others.

 45.  Are they a quick learner?

Depends. Most things, yes…..math and processes requiring math, NO.

 46.  Have they ever won a contest before? If so, what for? What did they win?

No, she’s not really the luck having type.

 47.  If the world were to end in 24 hours, where would they be and who would they be with?

Probably hugging Beel. They hug often. They’re kinda always together. It’s gross according to Leviathan and Belphegor.

 48.  What does their room look like?

She didn’t change much in the room she was given at the HoL. Just added her fake plant from Simeon and a few human things…she actually got the “Hang in There” kitty poster just for kicks. Lucifer hates it.

 49.  If they could have an extinct animal for a pet, what would they have?

A dodo bird. Because they’re weird and cool.

 50.  If they got called out by someone, what would they do?

Laugh and argue probably. Depends what they’re calling her out on.

51.  Have they ever shot a gun before?

Yep. Actually enjoys shooting, it’s a fun stress reliever. She makes a point to drop by shooting ranges every once in a while back home.

 52.  Have they ever been axe throwing?

Once at a renaissance festival on an odd week of downtime. She didn’t do so well. The throwing was fine, but she never hit the target. Just be glad she didn’t hit a person either!

 53.  What is something that they want but can’t have?

At the moment, all the people she loves in one place.

 54.  Do they know how to fish?

Nope! She’s a mess with that kind of thing. Also, she doesn’t like the idea of fishing for anything herself. It makes her cry to think of the fish on the hook :<.

 55.  What is something they always wanted to do but too scared?

Hmm…Niri tries to live her life in a way that she won’t have regrets, so even if something is scary, she’ll pluck up the courage to do it. But…she still hasn’t jumped out of a plane.

 56.  Do they own their own baby pictures?

Absolutely not. She cringes thinking of the outfits her parents used to put her in, so she did her best to keep those kinds of things buried and acts like they never existed. Nope. Was never a baby. Nope.

 57.  What makes them standout among others?

Niri is a pro at pretending she’s confident, so she tends to draw attention when she walks in a room like she owns the place. Also her hair is kinda bright.

 58.  Do they like to show off?

Not really. She’s flamboyant in a sense, but she doesn’t go out of her way to call attention or to be center stage…heh.

 59.  What is their favourite song?

She can never pick, honestly. There are so many songs that are so amazing!

 60.  What would be their dream vehicle?

That’s a very good question. Probably something sitting in her garage back home. Probably being driven by one of her bandmates. Because hey, what are friends for?

 61.  What is their favourite book?

Not that she isn’t a big reader, but she doesn’t really get the time to enjoy books. There’s always something that needs attention or someplace to be and she’s required to engage, so focusing on a book or story is hard, but she’s a fan of classic novels, poetry, and Greek tragedies are always good!

 62.  Who, in their opinion, makes the best food?

She likes everything Barbatos makes and thinks Luke’s desserts are fantastic, but there’s something about a human recipe that just warms her heart, so…..herself. Lol.

 63.  Are they approachable?

Absolutely! If you can get past her intimidating resting face.

 64.  Did they ever change their appearance?

Not drastically, but she has gone through a few different phases until settling on a good one.

65.  What makes them smile?

The silliness of those around her. Thinking of good memories with family/friends. Puppies.

 66.  Do they like glowsticks?

Yes. She has a stockpile of glowsticks that the brothers keep adding to.

 67.  What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile?

Watching the brothers bicker, even if it’s getting out of hand. It reminds her of her friends and how they always pick on one another.

 68.  Are they a day or night person?

Night, usually. Not that she dislikes the daytime, but day usually has so much stuff to be done whereas night is the fun stuff that doesn’t need a schedule.

 69.  Are they allergic to anything?

Some milk chocolate, bell peppers, and certain devildom plants.

 70.  What do you, the creator of this OC, like most about them?

She’s a spunky little thing who loves to have fun and make others smile above all else.

 71.  Who is their ride or die?

In the Devildom, Beelzebub and Astaroth.

Beel for most things, and Asta for the stuff Beel won’t do.

 72.  Do they currently have a significant other? If not, are they going to get one later one?

Erm…eh…look, it’s never been officially labeled or anything, ok? Like yeah they’re kind always together and have pet names for each other and like always touch and cuddle and like snuggle up in bed together and stuffffffffffff but like, idk? Is Beel her dude? Like….do we wanna even get into that?????? I mean, maybe someday? Like…what? What was the question??

 73.  What attracts them to another person?

A genuine heart, a killer smile, and a rockin’ bod. Yeah okay look everyone can be a little shallow sometimes okay get off her case >__<.  

 74.  Who is one person that can always make them laugh?

She’s a damn fool and will laugh at ANYTHING, so it’s not hard. Everyone makes her laugh. The girl will 9 times out of 10 laugh at herself for the dumbest moments.

 75.  Have they ever partied too hard and their friends had to take them home?

Oh yes many times. Many many times.  One of the first few times she hung out (went on a date) one-on-one with Beel they had a drinking contest and as it turns out, he can really hold his devil liquor.

 76.  Who would be their cuddle buddy?

She’ll cuddle up to Beel 99.9% of the time because he’s big and warm and always happy to hold, but she also really enjoys cuddling with Asmodeus. He’s such a sweetie and he smells so nice and they just snuggle and talk and laugh and it’s a nice escape. (Loads of times there are Asmo x Niri x Asta sandwiches in Asmo’s room.)

 77.  Who would cheer them up after a long day?

She tends to go to one of the brothers depending on what kind of day it’s been. Most of the time it’s gonna be Beel because again, big/warm/happy to hold her, but there are occasions where she’ll drag Beel to one of the others’ rooms and they’ll just hang out.

 78.  If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?

I mean…Beel. Lol. He’s right there.

 79.  What object to the care for the most?

She has a picture of her friends from back home that sits on her desk. She treasures that above all while she’s down in the Devildom.

 80.  Do they like other people’s children?

Sure. Kids are fine as long as they go back to their parents after a bit.

 81.  How would they react if someone broke into their home?

Seeing as there’s always someone coming into her room regardless if she’s there or not, she probably would just shrug it off. If someone decided to have a bad lapse in judgement and break into the HoL? She wouldn’t have to lift a finger.

 82.  Does anyone make them have butterflies in their stomach?

I mean….Beel. Lol. He so big and cute! Also Diavolo because he also big and cute.

 83.  What is something that they are good at?

Crying to get out of trouble. She’s a little shit. Lol.

 84.  What is their neutral expression?

Niri kinda always looks pissed off or uninterested?  Until she smiles and you realize oh, she’s just a big ol’ faker.

 85.  Do they like to cook?

Yes. It’s one of her very favorite things to do!

 86.  What is something they can’t leave home without?

Her phone! (and Beel) but like, there’s just so much a phone can do!

 87.  Who is someone that they rely on?

Have I mentioned ever that Simeon is (or was at one time) Niri’s guardian angel? He seems to always be there and ready to help in any way, so she’s pretty reliant on him and hopes he feels the same toward her. (He does. Cue uwu’s)

 88.  Do they liked to be tickled?

Absolutely not. She’s extremely ticklish and hates being tickled. She flails and cries.

 89.  Have they ever been a sword fight before?

No. No she has not lol. Unless empty wrapping paper tubes count? She’s done that.  

 90.  What is a joke that they would find funny?

All the bad ones. All of them. Ugly laugh here we go!

 91.  Do they have a place that can go and turn off their brain?

The gardens at RAD. It’s peaceful and there’s a great  view of the sky.

 92.  What was their childhood like?

Not bad, but not memorable. There was a lot of pressure put on her to be a perfect kid, and she didn’t get to have a whole ton of fun.

 93.  What are they like as an adult?

Responsible, but definitely fun-loving. Like I mentioned before, she likes to live in a way that she won’t ever regret not having done something she wanted to do, or regret any actions she took, so she’s always got an open mind and welcomes new experiences. She’s a big ol’ kid.

 94.  Do they take criticism well?

Yes. She welcomes criticism in any form as she is always looking to be the best person she can be.

 95.  Have they ever jumped out of a plane?

No. Not yet!

 96.  Who do they like to make jokes with?

Literally anyone. A total joker. Big big clown.

 97.  Have you ever drawn them before? If you are comfortable with it, would you post a picture?

Yes! I draw Niri every once in a while. I actually need to draw her again soon! I miss that girl.