#Lance

[the-vampire-lance]

This is my inner struggle when teasing Keith.

Shoulder angel: don’t do it! Keith will get mad!

Shoulder demon: do it! It’ll be funny!

Angel: Keith won’t think it’s funny.

Demon: teasing is fun. You can just play it off as a joke!

Angel: Keith isn’t big on jokes.

Demon: you can give him a treat afterward to buy his forgiveness.

Angel: buying forgiveness is wrong.

Demon: but you can make it up to him with cuddles and pampering.

Angel: that’s…. Is that even right?

Demon: using teasing and then treats and love to get closer to Keith and bond. How can it be wrong?

Angel: …… I still can’t help but think this will blow up in our face somehow…

Demon: if all else fails we will owe Keith anything his wolfy heart desires. And we would do anything for our favorite werewolf paladin.

Angel: ….. ok I don’t have an argument for that. Let the chips fall where they may.

Don’t let the intrusive thoughts win

[yelmor-boots]

read 'Silver Bells' by @heavilycaffeinatedsblog if you haven't yet. this took me way longer than it really needed to. there are references all over the place (as well as shoutouts to some of my favorite fanfics (hard to find because tumblr) and a skyrim easter egg ((i don't know why i did that last one, brain rot i guess)))

this is from chapter eighteen and maybe not super accurate to certain descriptions but was the most fun I've had drawing in a while. so thanks for that caf and keep up the good work.

[illustratus]

Jousting match by Herbert Oakes Jones

[purplesaline]

How it started

(Very bottom puppy with the full white ruff)

How it's going

[salmoninzeeweed]

Fuckass Texan emo twink meets fuckass sexy Cuban twink mm.....

[tiresiashector]

Hector chuckled. "I never thought you would be such a dancer."

"Perhaps." He said with a shrug. "Though if you are tired already, then you are not young."

[moonxpalace]

Snippets from the Champion side of Bluesky

[dnightshade0]

Voltron: another plothole found! Ownership of Kaltenecker the cow!

Ok ok ok hear me out!

Kaltenecker is a cow that team voltron got from the alien who owns the human item store at the space mall.

If you’ll notice, Kaltenecker has a brand on her indicating that she is owned by the person that brand belongs to.

Typically cattle ranchers brand their cows to show that those cows belong to them, just in case that cow happens to wander into another cattle rancher’s pasture and get mixed in with their cows. The brand keeps ranchers from claiming ownership over cows that aren’t theirs.

Kaltenecker came from earth. Which means she had to have belonged to a cattle rancher before she came to be owned by that alien shopkeeper.

Later on in the series team Voltron return to earth and at the end of the series, Kaltenecker lives on lance’s family farm.

Kaltenecker was stolen from the original owner by the alien shopkeeper. That shopkeeper gave Kaltenecker away to lance and pidge free with their purchase of the game system. Now Lance is the owner of a stolen cow.

If the original owner of Kaltenecker happens to notice that brand and confronts Lance’s family on the cow. Will Lance and his family have to return Kaltenecker to her original owner?

What is the rules of ownership when it comes to stolen property?

Is the original owner even still alive after the galra invasion?

Does Lance have to give back the cow?

Who is the rightful owner of Kaltenecker?

If I know anything about the law when it comes to stolen property, chances are, Lance will have to give back the cow.

If that is the case, Lance and his family might get accused of stealing the cow or be charged with possession of stolen property.

To avoid this problem, they could try to track down the owner, talk to them and explain what actually happened and then offer to buy Kaltenecker from them. That way there is no issues, no lawsuits, no criminal charges. Everyone is happy.

What do you all think?

[yeuziu]

Klance? Havent heard that name in years 🚬

[fandomfriend33]

so true like what was he doimg

i find it so funny that after witnessing Hunk get launched into the air and knocked unconscious by a single punch, Lance's immediate first reaction was to angrily ask the guy who did it what the hell he was doing. Hey man I think you mi ght be in danger a little

[illustratus]

[ltwilliammowett]

The Norwegian research vessel Lance is stuck in the Arctic ice, 2015

[cisusnar]

Lance used to braid Rachel's hair back on Earth so ofc he asks Allura if he can braid hers

[the-vampire-lance]

Keith yeeting Lance after a sick prank.

Later lance shouts “WORTH IT! 😆”

Well deserved flight🙂

[kandyarts]

I’ll never not love them