#not allurance btw

[cisusnar]

Lance used to braid Rachel's hair back on Earth so ofc he asks Allura if he can braid hers

[static-quo]

Black ocean cold & dark // I am the the hungry shark // Fast and merciless-

Lydia // Highly Suspect

Listen I had to make this cringefail girlie serve to feel better about liking him so damn much -w-;;

[cconfusedkat]

Hi ive been hyperfixating on kallalamb so i offer a doodle dump of unfinished things for them ❤️ these are, in fact, Not in order in any way slightest as well as lacking context—they r soooooooo silly

lmaooo not the random angst comic thrown in between is crazyyy im sorry 💀 that one doesnt have good context other than both of them being very grumpy one day towards eachother and allure is usually the one to burst into tears- its ok they sometimes care about eachother despite being so claimed Cough ,, enemies

Also ive been trying to come up with a nickname Allure would hate??? Cuz allure calls kallamar "kalla" which bugs him SO much 😭🙏 but like. i cant think of what kallamar could call allure thatd bug hxm the most??? Hx's fine with any nickname SO THATS MY PROBLEM

Cut out version with f slur because i also thought it was rlly funny

[kaiserouo]

nemesis

[nyipi]

// guys, am i cooking or should i close up shop

if u guys cant tell, im parodying Alluring Secret ~Black Vow~

which is the perfect song for Lucifer and Lilith but sometimes the brainrot wins over logic.

[il3x]

briar'd (thorburn by-blow edition)

[ughigottaheadache]

I’m saying this with full offence

Why the fuck is the Allurance tag so full of kl4nce tags?? I have it flitered out (have since I got an account years ago) so why on gods green earth if half the search results tagged with KL?????

Anyway clunky segue into announcing Allurance is most definitely now in my Voltron rewrite/alternate universe project. Expect leader and diplomat Allura and paladin/arm candy husband Lance for their ending.

[kisstoru]

if sukuna was a woman i don’t think i would be able to go on any longer

[v7n5]

Girl I’m in love with the way you're utterly lonely and sexually frustrated and constantly having a gender - sexuality crisis at the ripe young age of 44.

[invinciblerodent]

so i poked around a little bit among the popular DA2 mods, for reasons I don't quite know myself, and um

how do we, uh. feel. about this.

because i think. i think we are feeling bad.

like i'm not a Fenris girlie, and i won't even mention the parts of this mod that make him human for some reason ("half-elf") or whatever, but this....

well this. is a thing for sure

[epicdogymoment]

i think you should kill yourself and should never give advice to anyone struggling with this kind of thing ever again.

[werebeastgirlindulgence]

You like it when I'm all mussed up and sweaty from my workout, huh?

[cconfusedkat]

Oh poor thang

[localfanbaselurker]

First time watching Voltron: Legendary Defender and documenting my thoughts

This is Season 4

S1-2 | S3 | S5 | S6 | S7 | S8 |

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<this one is going to be shorter, as I have only recently finished this season, and the grief is still fresh (lol), so the thoughts are only just starting to simmer. strap your asses in>

Pre-Season 4 Thoughts

-> Keith joining the blades is going to be a huge plot device, I feel

-> PLEASE for the love of CHRIST let that poor little girl find her brother and father. If they are dead dreamworks better be ready to catch these hands

->I’ve heard people claim this is the “last good season”, but i stay strong 💪 and will watch till the end

->wouldn’t the paladin switch not make sense now? Cus shiro is back as the black paladin and it makes no sense for Lance to be red like it originally had? If anything, he should’ve gone back to blue, and Allura to red, because Allura is very accepting/encouraging of shiro’s role as leader. I guess they didn’t wanna do it all over again. But I digress 🤷‍♀️

->im gonna miss my Pookie (🤍❤️🤍)

Post-S4

->do they do this every two seasons?? Have an epic battle where they have a big preparation and say it’ll 100% end the war but it doesn’t and something crazy happens after they win and it sets up the next season??

->FUCK YEAH PIDGE GOT HER BROTHER BACK IM SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP 💪💪🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

->^genuinely cried so hard during this scene. would’ve cried more if I wasn’t recovering from the initial shock.

->^cried during this one too, but it was happy tears. I could actually just do a whole reaction post to this episode alone. (if you want me to js say so in the rbs/replies)

->the callback to s1! “color-coded of course, because what are we? animals?” AHHH! I’m going insane I love these siblings sooooo much

->okay I’ll stop gushing over them now

->^only valid reaction to meeting Allura. Homegirl is beauty incarnate

->I LIED. im not sorry im never shutting up about them. SHE SHOWS HIM AROUND THE CASTLE AND TELLS HIM EVERYTHING AND EVERY DETAIL AND SHES SO EXCITED CUS SHE JUST GOT HER BRO BACK AND IS JUST RAMBLING ABOUT HER NEW HOME AND ALL THE COOL STUFF SHES BEEN DOING AND HES JUST LISTENING AND IS SUPER EXCITED WITH HER AND ITS SOOOO AMAZING AND ADORABLE AND I COULD DIE

->AND THEN HE TELLS HER HOW THEIR DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD IM DYING IM LITERALLY DEAD STOP.

->AND AND AND THEY WERE ALL WORKING TOGETHER W HUNK TO MAKE THE GALRA TRACKER THING AND THEY WERE BEING SO COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND BEING NERDS TOGETHER AND AND AND AJEUWNDUWJEBEURBDGWUDKAODHD

->okay. ive calmed down. i am normal and can be trusted to simply watch a show.

->^Get his ass, Zarkon. I needed his smug ass to be humbled so bad. Only time I will agree w Zarkon fr.

->i do NOT like Lotor. Can you guys tell already??

->THE SCENE WHERE THEY TRIED TO GET MILKSHAKES AND WERE SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU NEED TO MILK A COW STOP.✋ 😭. My high-score on the giggle-meter went up by 300%

->bro I SWEAR shiro looks different. there’s just something about him. the hair gets a pass cus how good of a haircut can you give yourself in space, yk? but that nose scar is definitely a different shade #notmyrodrickshiro

->THE VOLTRON SHOW.

->^Just. That entire episode. It’s getting a whole post actually I need to yap about it.

->^her armor is colored in a way which makes it look both pink and red while making it look like a trick of the light in a way to symbolize that she is acting as keith yet while being a paladin herself and that being unknown in the public eye and showing how they have to cover that up, any suspicion being thrown as a trick of the light. Oh vld animators ily 🫶

->on another note tho why do they always draw lance and shiro to have 30 pounds of ass. what.

->loved when those lesbians decided to take down lotor. Queen shit 💋 we stan 🙇‍♀️🙏

->Lotor is so stupid and pathetic and annoyingly smug and sus and admiral-zhao-y and I hate him but he’s SOOO FREAKING HOT and I can’t hate him completely because he’s so attractive but that just makes me wanna hate him more. He’s a walking red flag but the flag is heart-shaped and honestly idk what to do w that.

->^WHAT. stop. honestly that’s the real reason he was banned from the empire my ass would not want that fucking FREAK within a 30 light year radius of me either

-> while s3 was the klance season, s4 is apparently the allurance season, they have a lot of sweet moments. (granted all started by lance but still, you can almost see allura swooning)

->^pookie. what are you doing… pookie.. no. stop. i don’t like where this is going…

->^POOKIE NO. STOP. ✋ STOP. SAY SIKE RN.

->^oh thank fuck for Lotor.

->^^wait what. why Lotor.

->^^^heartbreaking: worst person you know doesn’t something good for once.

->he definitely wants something out of this. I don’t trust him.

These are thoughts I’ve had compiled for some time now. I will continue to post my thoughts on the tag “laura’s first vld”

I finished this season on 06/30/24. I am on S5E3 as of today (07/06/24)

[shaniacsboogara]

loving how we've made tea the answer to every problem. thirsty? there's a tea for that. feeling sick? there's a tea for that. feeling sleepy? there's a tea for that. unsatisfied with the taxations that violate your rights and have the urge to throw something into the harbour? th-

[aquaquadrant]

If the htp au was a big media franchise, there would be dudebros falling for your in-world propaganda <3 (compliment)

hadgksgs cursed thought…

“no but if you think about it atlas isn’t even really a villain?? players make mob farms all the time why is a mob hybrid farm any different”