#whatever you want ig

[elleniemae]

“OH! Leave everyone at the top of a mountain, and see who makes it back to the bottom alive! Ohoho… classic!”

~Hunter

I’m so normal about this line in ASiaS… so normal

[satirn]

was listening to this song and had a idea for somthing

Zim and Dib trying to expose each other because, as it turns out, they're BOTH supernatural creatures blending in with humanity.

Dibs a vampire (or bee vampire if you want/j) and wants to expose zim for being a alien trying to take over and kill the human race (cause hey wait he needs their blood to survive).

Zim's a bit more competant here, so he has a better disguise, but is still very paranoid of getting caught. So, learning that dibs a vampire and that he's trying to out zim, he's trying to out dib so he seems less credible and to help get the spotlight off of himself.

if theres already a fic out there with something like this premise id like to have a link to it.

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[skipar00]

sometimes you just gotta draw a kitchen instead of using your own

[laurakearney]

[helsensm]

more OOD railao from magma! 🖤 (they are very possessive and do not share)

[sempegzrd]

>:Þ

[thebrainrotsreal]

Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!

[yume-fanfare]

lots of monsters ☆ sweet halloween (x)

[refluxtheidiot]

silver & memphis tennessee bc i rlly love them a lot & they're so cool to me

[blenselche]

this only makes sense if the other graham cracker is taking the picture

who makes smores w/ one cracker, sinful.

[soup-of-the-daisies]

just saw a tiktok claiming both harry and remus were in the wrong during the “it’s what your father would’ve wanted”-scene in DH, because harry was arguing from the perspective of a nuclear family dynamic (which supposedly doesn’t make sense because “he should believe those are lies with his experiences”) and because remus was only thinking about himself (with the arguably good reminder that tonks was in danger being pregnant in general; like the harm was done, and running away wouldn’t have helped). though i vaguely agree, i think the tiktoker missed one point: it takes two to tango.

remus is the one who knocked tonks up. they had sex and she got pregnant, and that half-werewolf child is half-werewolf because a werewolf (remus lupin) gave the foetus half his dna. he’s the father. they got in that highly dangerous situation together (what with bellatrix thinking about killing tonks and still-cooking teddy) because they had sex and that resulted in a pregnancy. like i cannot stress this enough, remus did half of the work for the conception.

and that’s where i only vaguely agree with the video, because harry wasn’t arguing from a corner of romanticising the nuclear family—he was arguing with his parents and sirius in mind, that a parent should only abandon their child when they’re dead. because it’s not abandonment at that point, it’s death. and remus decided to run until he got the sense knocked into him by a 17 year old kid who didn’t have any parents because his parents died while actively being parents.

harry was in the right actually. a parent (biologically related or not) shouldn’t abandon their child unless they have no other choice.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

erik will genuinely jump at any chance he can to steal charles' last name and be so catty about it i know this for a fact WHAT is his deal

[Magneto (2011)]

[homeb0ys]

it’s funny to think of butcher and the boys coming up with crazy plans to take down homelander when literally all they need to do is this. like, this is all it would take.

[shumistar]

SWAGGON CO. SCAR × CLOWN CAN U HEAR ME CAN U SEE THE VISION????? (now u can cus i drew it duh) their aesthetics literally MATCH!!!!!!

GO VOTE NOW:

Crackship poll

I want them to OBLITERATE this poll.

[youreaclownnow]