#what the fuck is wrong with meeeeee

[the-kuvira-beifong]

not me crying actual hurt tears over a roleplay ending

[aphroditestummyrolls]

Big Bang due in three days, finally moving into our flat after 2 and a half months of Airbnb-hopping, working a short staffed shift on the first official day of the holiday season, hemorrhaging money faster than I could ever bring it in, and having a crisis of identity…

Can I get a wahoo?

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes i get nishiki i really do

[bugmistake]

misreading a social situation and overshooting it and becoming so filled with shame you think you need to throw up and go to bed!!!!!!!

[fastorslow]

Can’t sleep because I’m so IRRITATED!!!!!

[devilsskettle]

new work schedule published!! i think my manager is suicide baiting me

[one-winged-dreams]

This middle-aged brunette man is giving me heart palpitations

[libelelle]

Like i would really love to draw but im so frustrated and my brain feels WEIRD. i want to think about my guys but i cant stop thinking about literally anything else. I feel anxious. I kept breaking down over nothing and im being lowkey a shit friend. Idk what to doooooooo

[chrisbangs]

😞.

[poor-ciceros-voring-again]

Haven't posted anything about old men recently so may I offer you

I don't wanna talk about the first pic tho cause it got me feelin some type of way 😳

[bottomgrowthmindset]

Ah ! Customer ! I don giva fackh

[sacrificialmutt]

oh!

[kristhekrispy]

why can't I do this

[panlyv]

.

[909th]

this week has been literally insane i need everything to stop happening forever

[hxskzz]

" REPLAY ᯓ★ . "

drunk!Adam x fem!reader

contains: mentions of drinking, mentions of sex, Adam being horny, kising, making out, suggestiveness BUT OTHER THAN THAT FLUFFF NO SMUT

575 words | proofread .

a/n: Adam is srsly growing on me IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HIMMM BUT FFFFUCKCKKK I HAVE A THING FOR ROCKSTAR CHARACTERS

ღ . you came back home, closing the door with a click. "adamm?" you call out your boyfriend's name, putting your bags down. "that's meeeeee" you hear him wail from the other room , confusing you

you walk to your shared bedroom with him, to see him laying halfway off the bed. "adam what are you doing.." you chuckled. "who are you??? where my girlfriend???? I miss my girlfriend dude" adam jolted up, sitting up properly on the bed with his voice now raising, just to flop back down on it.

"Adam.. i'm your girlfriend.. what's wrong with you today?" you were confused on why he was acting like this. he took a good look at you as a smile crept onto his face. "girlfriend!!" adam came over and hugged you, your arms draping over his shoulders.

"adam you're not drunk are you?.." you began to catch on to why he was acting like this, it didn't take you too long. "NooOOOoooO why would I beee drunkkkk" his words were dragged, and he could barely stand up straight. "yea you're drunk.. cmon sit down"

you sat him back down on the bed, putting the blanket over him attempting to get him to lay down. "i dont fucking want toooo" he muttered, sitting back up. "cmon adam youre literally drunk you need to go to sleep so it wares offff" you cupped his face, placing your other hand on this shoulder softly pushing it down.

he leaned more into your touch, a dopey smile across his face. "i love yoeeuueuuu.." he smiled. "i love you too adam.. you need to go to sleep though" when he wasnt drunk, he was stubborn. when he WAS drunk he was even more stubborn. it's a struggle either way.

he sat up, and patted his lap. "sit" he mumbled. you sat on his lap, facing him and hugging him. he placed a few kisses on your cheek, and one on your lips. you returned the kiss, which slowly turned into a makeout session.

small "mm's" and "hmm's" were heard from the both of you, as your hands tangled in adam's hair. he slipped his tongue into your mouth, which earned a slight whimper of surprise from you. one of adam's hands was placed on your hip, while the other one slipped to grope your ass. you knew what adam was doing.

you pulled apart from the kiss, removing adam's hand from your ass which caused him to place it on your other hip. "babeeeeee" he groaned in anger. "noo adam i know what you're trying to do, we can't do that right now , not with you drunk like this" you raked through his hair, kissing his forehead. "i'm not drunkk cmonnn..lemme taste youu.." he placed kisses on your neck and held your hips tighter, god he was about to make you break character.. "adam. a few minutes ago you didn't even notice i was your girlfriend." you laughed.

he pouted, wrapping his arms around your waist in defeat. one thing about adam.. he had a very high sex drive, and it was even higher when he was drunk. but no matter what, if you said no 2 or more times, he'd respect that.

he laid back, pulling you on top of him. "..prettyyy girl" he mumbled, cupping your cheek gazing up at you. you smiled, returning the compliment. "pretty boy"

adam smirked, his ego boosting. "i'm hard"

"oh my fucking god" you laughed.

©hxskzz