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(p)Leather and Lace
#happy jocktober boys 🥳🥳🥳#gpoy#no face cuz I look raggedy and tired as hell bc I am raggedy and tired as hell but I guess that’s what happens when yer up til 3 AM in NYC#crashing on your friends couch bc you missed the last train hours ago and you’re in Brooklyn anyways…#remind me to do less next weekend 🥹 anyways off to my fwbs bday party yayyyyyy
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ivan and till have their first kiss, an alternate ending 💕

please look at this comic for context and Part 1!
#suggestive#ivantill#ivan#till#alien stage#alnst#erm. hey guys. i can explain#my feed has been feeding me too much angst ever since the nyc cards so i had to Do Something#some notes as usual. this is what i imagine what mutual ivantill is like#i am a firm believer that when till realizes his feelings for ivan he will pursue those feelings without hesitation#but bc till is a romantic he wants to do it properly (that’s why the way he approaches his first kiss seems gentle)#sure on a surface level i would say Ivan just wants to get to it1!1!#but despite his teasing ivan would be a mix of sweet and intense since Till reciprocated his feelings and doesnt have to hold back anymore#a true yearner at heart. bless that boy#they really shouldve been at the clurb 💔#ctrlzxoo art
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment#anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway#komiks tag#assassins creed#shaun hastings#desmond miles#this is almostttttttttttt shaundes#but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening.#someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same#go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-)#this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than#Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time#ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back
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tmnt and batfamily crossover but instead of fighting together, they try to kill eachother for the New Jersey vs New York rivalry
#insanely funny if jason believed in everything except mutants#no your honor there’s little guys in those turtle costumes#mf you died and came back to life and you live in Gotham what do you MEAN#Bruce’s adoption instincts have one rival and it may just be NYC#dc#dc comics#tmnt#batfamily#text post
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Whenever I say "chewing on this" in the tags, please imagine this is what's happening
#special agent jack bauer#dont worry i stopped him very quickly#but this was too perfect not to capture#hes obsessed with the scripts i have to keep them away from him#or he claws/bites/attacks/loafs on them#the process of making this gif was insane btw#twitter you can just hit the little gif button for a live photo#but here i had to convert it to a video which was a .mov and then convert it to an mp4 to convert it to frames to gif#cool#ok back to script reading after all that#yes thats a rolled up rug tied with a ribbon behind bauer#we are redecorating and ilive on the top floor of a walk up in nyc i have no idea what to do with this thing#OC
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Aubrey at the NY Liberty game
#Aubrey Plaza#NY Liberty#WNBA#Agatha All Along#Rio Vidal#Parks and Recreation#April Ludgate#Megalopolis#Wow Platinum#White Lotus#Legion#I thought that was a rat at first#What does an elephant have to do with NYC?#A rat would make more sense
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"hawk tuah... hawk tuah... hawk tuah"
"what are you saying? hawk... tuah?"

"everyone this is PLUH"

"I REALLY WANT THIS GOON. OH MY GYATT I WANT IT SO BAD!!"

"the guy's tellin u- sayin hes gonna call baby gronk! on us! when we weren't doin anything but rizzing up livvie dunne!"

"i feel like gyattle, i feel like gyattle! i first went in, she told me to sit, she asked me what mr beast was like and i told her- I TOLD HER what mr beast was like and she asked me again. then she said 'oh yeah i already hit the griddy' okay, so already she's not mogging. then she tells me- alright - to take her to ohio before i start the scene. so i turn the skibidi toilet sideways and she says no, NO! just mew normally, but fanum profile! okay so this is how i start the scene... what the sigma!"
#desire mona#media#im really really really sorry#ive been spending the past month with middle schoolers this is what its doing to me#i cant turn it off#i think i feel like gyattle is pretty clever tho#goddamned saint - nickel creek#dead poets society#neil perry#todd anderson#dead poets in nyc#dps fandom
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happy kinktober, i hope i read the absolute nastiest foulest most depraved things i can get my hands on

#this is hyperbole#cant wait to see what u all cook up...#i have covid so im going to be real locked in w nothing to do#nyc covid is built diff plz pray for me
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i have a hate-love relationship with my delusion. like right now i truly think i can write a whole thriller from this idea i have.
#girlblogging#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#girl interrupted#tumblr girls#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#just girly things#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#beauttiful girls#nyc girl#girl of the year#girl problems#girl group#manic pixie dream girl#this is a girlblog#girlblogger#girlblog interrupted#wlw girlblog#live laugh girlblog#girlblog aesthetic#my girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#just a girlblog#idk what else to tag#idk what to tag this as#idk what im doing#idk what this is#idk how to tag this#idk anymore
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i really would not change a single thing about the malec plotline (breakup and all) but sometimes i really do wish we got to see alec date at least one other person yk? and i dont mean that in a pre-cog focing himself to date a woman to hide his sexuality way, i mean in a post-breakup rebound/fling kinda way like i just know the drama would be legendary
#my favourite part is imagining how everyone would react like i do not think ANYONE would see it coming#i think magnus would be the most accepting of it actually. all he wants is alec to be happy and i think that at this point in the story some#part of him deep down doesn’t really think they were ever going to have that sort of demesticity anyway#imagining how robert would react is amusing me greatly#especially because i imagine no one told him abt the breat up(he thinks malec is still together)#bad ending is magnus leaves nyc forever and never goes back even after alec becomes counsul and legalizes gay/downworlder-shadowhunter#marrage. also alec never marries and dies at the tender age of 41 :((#good ending is they get their shit together and get married and adopt their kids!!#but what i really want to know is how alec would react to a new relationship#would he consider it serious? casual? when his partner is being cagy about their past would alec push or leave it be or would he think#it doesn’t matter? because it’s not magnus and let’s be real he’ll never he over magnus#would he let them call him alexander? in the early morning would he forget for one breif second that it wasn’t magnus with him?#would it be a nice respectable shadowhunter boy his age or would it be another powerful imortal downworlder older than literal countries?#i do think alec has a type. unfortunately#rafael sends magnus a gift basket when he founds out<3#i’ve speant a lot of time thinking about this actually#tsc#tmi#alec lightwood#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments
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the temptation to write a christmas romcom-esque tomgreg fic is calling me......
#even though i have no fully-formed ideas#there's that The Family Man idea i had.... but i'd still have to flesh it out#i'd just feel bad if i didn't post ANY holiday fics this year#like it was bad enough that i couldn't do a halloween thing#i'm actually conveniently at a point in my really long project where it is christmas in-universe#so it's a perfect time to basically finish that part. then put it on pause to do an isolated christmas thing#and it would HAVE to be standalone/au bc i've already exhausted all canonical christmases#or at the very least for the s1 christmas i've established in my personal succession canon that tom goes home to st paul with shiv#and greg is just in nyc alone. not much to write there#although perhaps.. perhaps that would be a good time to set the family man thing actually#ok still not saying that's what the plan is but. hmm#there's always future married tomgreg christmas. maybe#mine
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than copy-paste my ask w/out the stuff about his acting bc the rest of the stuff i said is still completly valid. i don't get why stans refuse to even admit that their fav is some times a bad person and call them out on their bullshit. you can still like him without ignoring or excusing his shitty behavoir
"not trying to start anything i really want to hear your and other ppls opinions. after seeing that redit video today abt the onset fight combined with other stuff glenn has said and done like the antivax stuff. im starting to really dislike glenn. he acts like a self obsessed tool all the time but so many stans baby him so much that they refuse to see or say anything about it [deleted] but maybe you or others have reasons to stan him pls share bc im clearly missing somthing. i dont want to not like him but hes making it very hard"
(the Reddit video being Rob talking about how Glenn freaked out during the filming of The Gang Saves the Day because he didn't feel comfortable getting "shot" in the scene with Dee killing all of them and threw a tantrum on set)
First of all, I don't think anyone refuses to admit Glenn is anything but perfect, and I also don't think anyone excuses his "shitty behaviour," but while you only may have just become aware of this moment, it was first brought to light in 2017, right before Glenn left the show "for good" and has kinda been hashed to death. If you're genuinely asking 'why is no one talking about Glenn's temper tantrums from 8+ years ago,' idk how to answer that question other than: why would we be? It's just not relevant
We know, from set stories and Glenn himself, that Glenn has gone through many ups and downs on the set of Sunny. He's spoken quite a bit about how his attitude has ruined the vibe and created a lot of tension in the writers room and on set before, and it's something he needed Rob to bring to his attention in Season 11 because he couldn't recognise it harmed other people (and that's what led him to realise he needed to walk away). I think it's not, like, a hidden or dismissed aspect of his personality that he's a diva, even today after righting his attitude and returning, he still tends to "method act" to a degree when he's playing Dennis and comes off a certain way
So yes, he's been "exposed" as a brat on set and a little entitled in general, and he's got some questionable views on health, for sure and I think that can make you dislike him and if that's so...that's fine. I don't think anyone in this fandom cares if you do or don't, honestly, but that works both ways.
People who post about Glenn in fond ways aren't going to disclose that they know he's entitled and centrist every time they post anything about him, but whenever something does happen/come out, people do criticise it in the moment. The Podcast brought a lot to light and it seemed like weekly we were scrutinizing something RCG said but, like, there's genuinely nothing Glenn has done in the past year that the fandom has chosen to ignore for the sake of excusing his shitty behaviour...? Are we supposed to rehash dead and buried RCG drama just because it was reposted to a different platform?
I get if you're just learning about him as a person now it can be weird to see most people who are actively talking about him seem to just be stanning him blindly, but that's really not true. The TASP days are just behind us, and Glenn's PR is very strong with his gay whiskey tour front and center (and you're asking me lol).
As to providing you with reasons for stanning him... just search "Glenn Howerton Interview" on Youtube.. or watch this one .. and if you don't get it, you probably just don't like him and that's fine, lol he'll probably get you eventually if you're around long enough
#i think its funny when i get asks like this lowkey like#what about me meeting him a dozen times makes you tihnk im gonna give an unbiased opinion#i mean. ill TRY#but you know once you're like. physically in his presence. and he smiles at you with that vampire grin. its game over.#glenn howerton does shots with you at nyc pride what are you gonna do.. say no? youre a bit of a cunt?#thats the appeal baby#call my body mind and soul bewitched#also yk. the fact that hes the queer one helps over here lol#ask#glenn howerton#discourse#ig idk
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the most upsetting part of rewatching the unsleeping city is when brennan says that a bacon egg and cheese costs $2.50 when the cheapest i find a bacon egg and cheese now is $5
this season was filmed in 2018/19 and inflation is real and i'm sad
#5-6 years and it costs twice as much. help#but as an nyc bitch i love this season. it makes me so happy#i do respect brennan less now that i know he gets his bec plain. what the hell#but also grape jelly is monstrous#i cannot get a bec w/out ketchup. is that bad? idk#bec w/ ketchup is a staple of my daily life#anyway. i will be rewatching tuc and being normal about it :)#dimension 20#d20#the unsleeping city#d20 tuc#brennan lee mulligan#new york city#nyc#bacon egg and cheese
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scopOphilic_micromessaging_1256 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally. (2025)
#scopOphilic1997#scopOphilic#digitalart#micromessaging#streetart#graffitiart#graffiti#brooklyn#nyc#photographers on tumblr#original photographers#ArtistsOnTumblr#2025#(S)HE BELIEVED (S)HE COULD SO (S) DID#LIVEY LOVE FOLLOW JOY BE HAPPY#DON'T DO TO OTHERS WHAT YOU DON'T WANT DONE TO YOU! ALWAYS CHOOSE TO BE BETTER.#ENDLESS ROOM FOR GROWTH ALWAYS!#HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY!#RESPECT ALL#LIBERTY JUSTIC FREEDOM PEACE LOVE HOPE HAPPINESS JOY#KWL 311#KIT KAT#RIP MARIA TAIBTIHA#tan#black
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I hate that it took a podcast for me to start noticing a specific type of journalistic irresponsibility but anyway. another W for “if books could kill” with Michael Hobbes and Peter Shamshiri for making me aware of what they call “horse race coverage,” which they use to refer to elections but I think has broader applicability
their definition of it is when journalists only bother to write about elections in terms of who’s ahead or behind and why, rather than evaluating the merits of their policy proposals. Like, “Smith is leading by X% because his proposal to decrease the price of eggs is popular with the middle class” ok but will it work? we have a huge body of information on consumer prices, you have a megaphone that puts your voice in front of thousands of people: can you use Google Scholar and evaluate whether his policy will be effective instead of just telling me how that puts him ahead?
anyway this post is brought to you by an article saying of andrew cuomo’s support of bail reform, “critics say that it led to increase in crime,” which is just empirically not true, and it is fucking inexcusable for a NYT journalist to not google “effect of bail reform on crime rates” and read a single peer reviewed study.
#this shit drives me BANANAS if all you’re doing is parroting what John fucking Chell says about bail reform you’re a reactionary at best#‘Critics say X’ ok but are they right? Guess we’ll never know 🤔 my yearly salary to work for the national paper of record is 80k btw#my posts#uspol#nyc tag#I keep daydreaming about teaching a high school rhetoric and composition class where I get to assign an ibck episode#I have several lessons planned in my head
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i dont have kids but my nephews come to visit me in the city and they're pretty well behaved and all, but one time i had to take the older one to a public bathroom that had a line. when we got in just the stall was available so i told him to go pee in there. he went in and closed the door and did his business while i did mine. then while washing my hands i watched in horror through the mirror that he crawled out from under the closed, locked door of the stall (public bathroom floor), stood up and did this:

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