#this is hyperbole

[hausdellamorte]

biowares explanation for caterina "keeping illario in check" reads a lot like this

apparently her abuse towards illario was justified because well, obviously he was evil all along! her treating lucanis much more favorably while making illario feel like the lesser child did not have anything to do with that. caterina is just a sweet old lady who was right about illario, you know? we are not justifying child abuse, it wasn't that bad, lucanis himself said that he forgives her. no the fact that he raised him from an early age to put his family before his own needs doesn't have anything to do with that either, are you stupid?

[shy-writer-999]

happy kinktober, i hope i read the absolute nastiest foulest most depraved things i can get my hands on

[transingthoseformers]

There are two kinds of cats in this world

Cat 1: I will only eat this one brand of kibble that has been blessed under the light of a blue moon

Cat 2: I will forcefully rip anything you're eating out of your hands, regardless of if I can actually eat it or not

[flyingwiththesun]

Finding friends in a niche fandom is great until you know four Rowans, nine Vincents, three Louis’s, six Ambroses, and Maddox.

[ro-doodles]

There are two wolves in me

One wants to ship

The other wants friendship portrayed as equally meaningful as romantic relationships

They are in constant battle

[breadandblankets]

Nothing will be more infuriating to me than people making posts that are Clearly about Damian and Just Damian about tim

[mushiemooon]

If anything bad happens to the bird in the thumbnail i will crap myself and die

[rinsoap]

ngl i would rather be called a slur than be stuck in a room full of white ppl being the only poc there

[littlestellababy27]

One of these days I’m going to set a boundary and someone is going to respect it, I just know it.

[dwtdog]

RIP sapnap

lost his career to an accidental tiktok follow 😔😔😔

[i-am-not-the-deer-man]

I feel betrayed that they didn't recognize The Internet is Here

[echo-the-great]

honestly if you took me to a cat cafe as a first date you better be willing to marry me because I would instantly propose

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Selfie only got 2 likes on instagram

If you want me to die, just say so

[soupforsoup]

Controversial opinion: hawk is the least sympathetic teen in the show (not counting kyler). Every kid who did bad things in cobra kai had somewhat understandable reasons for what they did, except hawk

I love Hawk/Eli but it's hilarious sometimes that it truly is just:

(Season 2/3)

Robby: I can't believe I kicked Miguel it was a complete accident for him to go over the balcony and I'm so ashamed of myself, I'm going to leave the state and possibly the country

Hawk: I'm gonna hunt my former best friend for sport >:)

[graveyardrabbit]

“it’s what Dr Evan O'Neill Kane would have wanted” is, apparently, not a good reason to surgically excise my own back muscles and install new ones

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

I’m about to send the worst ask ever to you and I want to say I’m so sorry in advanced

i had to physically put my phone down at work and promise myself not to log back into the tumblr app until i got home bc your ask made me so violent