#this is hyperbole

[shy-writer-999]

happy kinktober, i hope i read the absolute nastiest foulest most depraved things i can get my hands on

[transingthoseformers]

There are two kinds of cats in this world

Cat 1: I will only eat this one brand of kibble that has been blessed under the light of a blue moon

Cat 2: I will forcefully rip anything you're eating out of your hands, regardless of if I can actually eat it or not

[flyingwiththesun]

Finding friends in a niche fandom is great until you know four Rowans, nine Vincents, three Louis’s, six Ambroses, and Maddox.

[lepoppeta]

me: omg i love designing my island in acnh

also me, close to tears: I HATE DESIGNING MY ISLAND IN ACNH

[breadandblankets]

Nothing will be more infuriating to me than people making posts that are Clearly about Damian and Just Damian about tim

[mushiemooon]

If anything bad happens to the bird in the thumbnail i will crap myself and die

[rinsoap]

ngl i would rather be called a slur than be stuck in a room full of white ppl being the only poc there

[littlestellababy27]

One of these days I’m going to set a boundary and someone is going to respect it, I just know it.

[dwtdog]

RIP sapnap

lost his career to an accidental tiktok follow 😔😔😔

[i-am-not-the-deer-man]

I feel betrayed that they didn't recognize The Internet is Here

[just-your-average-tangerine]

Selfie only got 2 likes on instagram

If you want me to die, just say so

[soupforsoup]

Controversial opinion: hawk is the least sympathetic teen in the show (not counting kyler). Every kid who did bad things in cobra kai had somewhat understandable reasons for what they did, except hawk

I love Hawk/Eli but it's hilarious sometimes that it truly is just:

(Season 2/3)

Robby: I can't believe I kicked Miguel it was a complete accident for him to go over the balcony and I'm so ashamed of myself, I'm going to leave the state and possibly the country

Hawk: I'm gonna hunt my former best friend for sport >:)

[graveyardrabbit]

“it’s what Dr Evan O'Neill Kane would have wanted” is, apparently, not a good reason to surgically excise my own back muscles and install new ones

[hugogetspowerbottomed]

I’m about to send the worst ask ever to you and I want to say I’m so sorry in advanced

i had to physically put my phone down at work and promise myself not to log back into the tumblr app until i got home bc your ask made me so violent

[takeariskao3]

I think I know what’s missing…

It’s Friday night Hannah.

Go grab a bottle of red wine.

And play out your plot in Spring Fever with your significant other.

The words will come to you child.

It’s the inspiration you’ve been missing.

Go get laid, girl.

no one can reenact chap 5 of spring fever and live to tell the tale

[my-random-fandoms]

In my 25+ years of following the sport, the only gymnast who has ever come close to Vanessa Atler as my fave is Morgan Hurd. It's those two right at the top for me which is why @nabieva putting them against each other in round one feels like a cruel joke that I'm taking a little personally.