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listenupcupcakes · 8 months ago
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GENERAL JANE!
I WANT TO ASK YOU HOW AMERICAN IS THIS THING?
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THE SCALE RANGES FROM " DIRTY COMMUNIST" TO "🦅🦅🦅"
THAT LOOKS VERY AMERICAN!
ON A SCALE OF “DITY COMMUNIST” TO “🦅🦅🦅”
IT IS THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
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valdotpng · 21 days ago
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an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue
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mintaii · 10 days ago
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take responsibility
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eridan-ampora · 5 months ago
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baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet
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nijuukoo · 27 days ago
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Useless ray of goddamn sunshine.
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qrowpilled · 1 year ago
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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shinynewmemories · 6 months ago
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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created
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diabloku · 8 months ago
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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thehappinessmachine · 30 days ago
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i had a great and lovely time with the indie game known as mouthwashing (me simultaneously sobbing into hands and staring at wall and chucking back shots of mouthwash at the same time)
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frownyalfred · 3 months ago
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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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retquits · 8 months ago
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1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱
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funkbun · 1 year ago
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go play bugsnax
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nipuni · 5 months ago
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Emmrich Volkarin 💀
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captainjonnitkessler · 9 months ago
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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.
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