#what a fun time /s

[disabled-dragoon]

Just drinking a milkshake and watching the government crumble for the nth time this year like

[ID: Gif of Kermit the Frog drinking tea from a glass cup. /end]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

filler

[mari-lair]

obsessed with @anxiousapplepie role swap au, so have a quick fighter and housemaiden siffrin!

[autizmotbh]

skinny guys are outdated

get yourself a fat fuck

AND I STAND BY THAT

and angel dust and carmilla redesign because i can

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[thepunkmuppet]

HAPPY GERARD DAY HELLSITE!!!!!!!

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[fairycosmos]

i feel like i never have fun. whenever i do something that is supposed to be fun like clubbing or going to the cinema or going for a nice meal i feel like i am just acting like what i think a person having fun looks like

[sallymew4]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buglaur]

my favourite posts from 2023

[red-moon-at-night]

The Heart wants what it wants.

[mblue-art]

out w these tall clowns 🌲🌸

[mikimeiko]

It's What's Inside (Greg Jardin, 2024)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

From the same Storm mini-series 🥹

THE FAM 🥺

[elvensorceress]

random wednesday morning buddie thoughts that are completely normal to have

I am so confused by the statement that Buck could not ever Dom and would just fall apart and cry about attempting to do it and then beg to be the good little sub. And also about the "Eddie Diaz is Brat Tamer Extraordinaire Always Only and Forever."

Because the most blatant example of them playing D/s games right out in the open, at work, in front of our salads, and IN CANON?? is the Jinx, clipboard, cHECK! scene. Where they are definitely pretending clipboard!Buck is in charge and calling the shots and Eddie is amused and playing along and not the one "taming." You know?

Like are we really saying Fire Marshal Clipboard Menace Buck Buckley wouldn't like to play pretend that he gets to order someone around and be in charge? At least a portion of the time?

This clipboard!Buck???

Also my best friend, pettybitch!Eddie Diaz, deserves to be given orders he gets to ignore and say "fuck that" to. Like you're going to tell him he doesn't ever get to be The Brat?? Pettiest bitchiest snarkiest Eddie Diaz???

That's sad. That's a very sad sad world there. : (

Look at him. He wants to disobey and be obnoxious and cunty so bad! And then also told he's good (and not a failure and not a bad anything 😭) Also he never lets himself have nice good things. He deserves all the fun good things.

I mean obviously they switch, they're versatile, that's their thing, they trade and take care of each other, and Buck absolutely needs to be told he's a Very Good Boy. No hate or shade here if you prefer it a certain way. You like what you like.

But idk. Y'all confuse me 🤣

[saoriplease]

my bby nur

[maldupay]

fuck i need to replay isat because i cant remember anything but um something something siffrin's increasingly concerning comments through the acts on losing his appetite -> getting violently hungry -> having tear induced nightmares about cannibalizing his friends