#what a fucking dork

[daydreamerwonderkid]

What a fucking baby, lol

Ya know ... I wouldn't be surprised if Alfred banned trivia games from Family Game Night/Wayne Manor completely.

Knowing the Batkids, they would be just as competitive as Bruce and/or go out of their way to antagonize each other and Bruce (mostly Bruce, let's be real) with wrong answers only.

Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if Alfred had to deal with toddler Bruce throwing a tantrum of epic proportions over an argument regarding some obscure fact related to the first discovered dinosaur or the various theories surrounding the Mary Celeste.

You cannot tell me that Bruce hasn't always been an extremely weird kid with hyperniche interests and a horrific competitive streak. Poor Alfred, lmao

(Also, Bruce throwing the Oliver Queen disguise at Alfred was a nice extra touch. Fuck, I loved that gag so much this episode).

[itslucyhenley]

that is my emotional support dorky former journalist ♥️

[streetkid-named-desire]

I'm going to harass everyone I see using gold doll lines and the lemon lime hair OC OC OC DO NOT STEAL 😤

[lokavisi]

Not a question, I just wanted to show you the ad I was served below your pinned post. I am laughing so hard right now. Loki must be punking me. 🤣

OMG I cannot tell you how many times I've said "Jesus Christ" out of habit in exasperation at Loki, and He has replied, "He's not here." Well, it sure looks like he is now, sir! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rennarita]

El Phantasmo holding up a sign of El Phantasmo

[devil-in-hiding]

i love drunk Ghost so much

Ghost, to Gaz, drunk out of his mind: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Gaz: You're in love with Y/N? Ghost: Oops, sorry, my bad Ghost, leaning over to Y/N: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N Y/N: You're in love with me? Ghost: Ghost: Where the fuck is Johnny when I'm talking to him?

[lunarhayes]

[newsave]

imagining shigaraki picking out a song to be their "boss music" and making kuro play it during a fight or something. in the background with a boombox

[jasmines-greentea]

I LOVE MY NEW LITTLE BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS AND IM MAKING IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM

Oh yes I’m like this very much

[hawkwidows]

LEADER MIKE WE KNEWWWW IT I REALLY NEVER LOSE

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[willowser]

i will never stop writing bakugou as a shy, blushy loserboy, but. the idea of you being more inexperienced than him ??

you're carefully bandaging him up at the agency clinic, after he'd taken a nasty hit that left his shoulder scuffed up, and he's been in here with you more times than he can count, much too late at night, and maybe that's how you get into this conversation in the first place; weird stuff always gets said at this hour.

"no, i'm telling you," despite the vulnerability of what you're saying — despite the awful look that must be on his face — you're laughing. "never dated anyone, never been taken on a date, nothing."

and — he really must look truly terrible, with his mouth open and his lip curled over his teeth and his brows furrowed, because he can't hardly believe a fucking word you're saying. it pisses him off and he doesn't know why, just seems. a waste, for no one to have appreciated someone like you.

someone that he maybe thinks about too much, that is too nice and not funny to anyone but themselves but still laughs and hardworking and. so pretty that it annoys him.

his question comes out rough, harsh. "why the hell not?"

"i don't know," you shrug, eyes cutting to his before focusing back on patching him up. "i'm — probably too shy and weird, or something. and online dating is hard, y'know! some guys are really into the purity thing, like too into it, and some guys find out and won't touch me with a ten-foot pole, so," and then you shrug. like that's all there is to it.

and katsuki is just astounded to know this. not that he's ever done all that much himself, but all his bases have been covered, by now in his life, and he just really can't imagine anyone knowing you and not wanting to—

he realizes the irony of thinking this, like a punch to the gut. after knowing you for almost two years now and never so much as complimenting your stupid hair and the stupid way you wear it.

"well," katsuki grumbles, averting his eyes to the walls of the clinic, trying to seem more interested in your creepy, anatomy posters. "maybe he's comin'...or whatever."

"who's coming?"

"your guy, i don't know!" it's unfortunate that his shirt is off for this, because there's no way you aren't getting a perfect view of the flush that spreading down to his chest. "your dude, maybe he's...figuring it out."

"hmm, maybe. that's what my gran says, but who knows?" you shrug, oblivious — and suddenly your singleness makes a smidge more sense. "i've resigned myself to a touchless, loveless life for—"

"he's comin'!" katsuki barks and you startle at the outburst, eyes casting over his warm cheeks and then down his chest and back. finally, it fucking clicks for you, like he hasn't been finding excuse after excuse to see you every damn night for ages. "he's...checkin' his work schedule and then he's...gonna figure it out, alright?"

you brighten considerably, lip going between your teeth. "oh, yeah, yeah," and your smile is unstoppable, not hidden in the slightest as you turn to the steri-tray at your side, shyness bleeding into his own. "alright."

[buwheal]

hey spamton! anything interesting happen recently?

[sour-plum]

I asked my boyfriend and I'm losing it becausw it worked hdjakshjajd

[daedelweiss]

At this point, One has basically adopted the baby that is LM Leo

you'd think but LM probably adopted him first because he's like "omg you're lost too?? like my bros? we're friends now-". One not being a complete asshole to him probably helps too 🤣 LM!Leo's moral code is "if i like you enough, i would take a bullet for you, no questions asked. otherwise, gtfo my sight"

also One would probably train this poor lad to fight. bless his stubborn heart but ninja skills could only get you so far 🥺

One (Separated Leo AU) by @dianagj-art​

[starleska]

oh my God guys!!! the joke Maxime makes at the start of the movie, i couldn't quite hear it before...he says, "Kids can be so cruel—but Maxime can be even crueller!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!"

[tobinsonny]

100 cap girlies!