#what a bunch of weirdos

[angelsberrymilk]

Not at Sam saying "What are we?" to Dean with his whole pussy in season 8. Sir, that's not something you say to your brother.

[blushblushbear]

🥰 - Aki, Haru and Fuyu

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

OKAY I KNOW THIS SAYS WHAT THEIR PARTNERS USE FOR THEM BUT I'M GONNA THROW IN WHAT THEY ALSO USE FOR THEIR PARTNER CAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS!

Aki;

What he uses on his partner: I think he mostly sticks with bunny, but he'll also whip out the occasional babe-- though he really does mostly stick with bunny

What his partner uses for him: depends on the partner but I think he'd really get a kick out of stuff like 'Love' or 'Heart or some variation of 'My Fox' and honestly give him any physical affection while calling him that and he's putty in your hands-- absolutely melting

Haru;

What he uses for his partner: he canonically uses a lot of positive physical descriptors like Beautiful and Gorgeous, but I think the deeper you get into it the more he starts using more sentimental things. I'm really partial to him calling his partner 'Blossom' in a romantic sense but I think love and heart come up a lot too. And the occasional dearest.

What his partner uses for him: I think he'd readily accept a wide range of the general fair-- so stuff like babe, sweetie, honey, etc. But I think the only things that really get to him are the ones where he can tell they're being super sincere and affectionate towards him. Also he's been called handsome dozens of times throughout his life, but something about it hits SO SO different when they tell him it. The fact of the matter is, give Haru your sincere and ernest attention and affection and he's all yours and then some.

Fuyu;

What he uses for his partner: so I think for the most part he sticks to 'curse-breaker' since it's really special and also true and at the core of how you met. But I think later down the line he starts to branch out, though all of them are just as poetic of a mouthful as 'curse breaker'. My fate, my own heart, the sky above my mountains, the moon in my darkest, my sun and stars. Also sometimes dearest.

What his partner uses for him: so I feel the more grounded affections are gonna be the ones Fuyu is the most comfortable accepting. So stuff like love, heart, dearest, etc. He also will take some sweeties and honeys here and there. But yeah idk why but I'm pretty obsessed with the idea of his s/o calling him Treasure. I'd why but I feel like it fits him well and he'd really like it. He's treasured, and it warms him so much.

[sec0ndhanddepressi0n]

I like Tumblr bc its the only social media u can be on where u will find 10 yro posts still in circulation w the op STILL ACTIVE

im quitting tumblr

[raleighcat17]

[priscixicana]

Calling something “JD Vance’s donut disaster”, when we know his track record with couches, is very foreboding 😰

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

[internetskiff]

this is basically how the James Cobb ARG went, right?

[kelin-is-writing]

Peoples will drive you into a corner and then call you problematic and crazy for the consequence of their actions towards you 💔

[justaboutsnapped]

there's something deeply wrong with this man

[why-the-heck-not]

what I want is a completely plotless book/tv-show/movie with characters I like just chilling & living their lives. No plot. No obstacles. Just purely character interaction

[myenterpriseisparked]

which captain, in your opinion, is most likely to come back from a class field trip with every attendee that signed up and which is most likely to have lost some along the way?

Okay here we go:

Archer: He lost Trip. Straight up. He's nowhere to be found (he wandered into the shark exhibit and made friends with the shark keepers and is now helping feed the sharks). The zoo has to call Archer before Archer realizes he is gone.

Pike: His kids keep wandering off but he knows them well enough to find them. He's exhausted and the bus returns to school 2 hours late because Uhura and Spock found some fun exhibits to look at, but everyone makes it home.

Kirk: All his students make it home but he does not. He got distracted talking with a museum guide about 1 interesting statue and waxed philosophical about it until the bus drivers got sick of waiting for him and left with the kids.

Picard: Try as he might to lose them, he makes it home with every student because they absolutely refuse to leave his side.

Sisko: All of his students make it home, but they are all slightly traumatized by the things they witnessed so are they really home? Can anyone every truly go home????????

Janeway: Would have lost Tom and Harry had it not been for the intervention of her co-teacher, Chakotay.

Freeman: She lost all of them except for Ransom and is 100% not going back to get them. They can figure it out.

Shaw: Got tired of everyone wandering off so he put his co-teacher, Seven of Nine, in charge.

[sualne]

salix's current party, a very balanced crew both stats wise and mentally.

[thegreatimpersonator]

its genuinely so crazy how far up taylor’s ass some of you are. even a colonoscopy can’t get you out.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

So, I watched a gameplay of all three Class of 09 games. I will just say this, the teachers being pedos and creeps in all three games is the least surprising thing in this series.

Also, the creator got exposed:

https://x.com/domiraptor/status/1838600383385546790?s=46&t=VgNCf575PY7lLqxkH7ldJw

[distance-does-not-matter]

the regrowth of hope is more painful than the lack. or, lord vasili von holtz

walking the land by anne magill / stray italian greyhound by vienna teng / get used to it by ricky montgomery / the crunch by charles bukowski / how to be a dog by andrew kane / u deserve by wasia project / the fear of losing this by florist / menhir by anne magill / hope and i by susan coolidge / slade house by david mitchell / full moon by avi kaplan / making amends, panel 2, by holly warburton / stray italian greyhound by vienna teng / not your year by the weepies / making amends, panel 1, by holly warburton / stray italian greyhound by the weepies / tin bucket by jenny george

[gingerswagfreckles]

I love having to turn off reblogs on a post because someone responded to a separate post they made up in their head on it, reblogged it with this insane response challenging you to defend that post you didn't make, and then that version started to get traction instead. I'm so fucking serious right now, does anybody on this website know how to read.