#well my version of hot
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yeah there is definitely no possibility of me ever leaving this site. my dumbass thought it’d be a good idea to post on insta for the first time in years and it’s been a harrowing 0/10 experience. do not recommend. I will stay here with my beloved mutuals from now on like god intended.
#clark barks#my ex girlfriend’s mom lectured me in the comments about not being social enough#the lady who waxed my unibrow in middle school commented that she misses me (why does she follow me??)#someone I forgot to block commented being fake nice#this is why I don’t post for the irls anymore#also the straight woman who single handedly made me realize I was bi liked it#girl you’re far too powerful#get outta here LMAOOO#gonna post a thank you everyone comment and delete the fuckin app#at least I looked hot in the photos#well my version of hot#which is being completely covered from the neck down and not even showing wrist or ankle#it’s all about the silhouette yknow#btw when i say god i’m referring to the outsider
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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Celebrating the announcement of the Haymitch prequel by drawing him for the first time in over a decade! This was obviously not a redraw challenge because I'm a whole-ass 28 year old woman now and don't have much interest in drawing a sweaty shirtless teenager lmao but no shade to my middle-school self: let her cook!!
#did my best to make him not look like Male Katniss#will likely draw a present-day version of him as well#as I think w enough elbow grease I can make him hot#art#my art#hunger games#haymitch abernathy#hunger games fanart#haymitch fanart
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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Redraw of a piece from 2019 🚀
#i think he's hot. sue me#marrarts#vld#voltron legendary defender#lance mcclain#vld lance#i still think he looks good in the old version btw#but a mutual used it as their pfp last year and every time i saw it in my notifications i thought 'hmm i want to redraw that'#and then i did#and i didn't post it until . well. right now#btw if you use my art as your pfp know that i love you forever and we can kiss if you want
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Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well#same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident#anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol#Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family#Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them#leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust#I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha#turtle art tag#curious as to what everyone else headcanons#the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo#all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now#I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them#went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭#ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun#my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT#note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum#if that makes sense#headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas#I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd#I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh#and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter#Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic#I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder
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I've decided to do myself what the cowards at Aston won't. Behold.
#GAAAAAAHHHH REALLY HAPPY WITH THESE#GRRRRR I WANNA EAT HIM#not to pat myself on my own back too much but god he looks so fucking hot#woof woof woof man why isnt aston fernando miami 2004 redux not real :(((#only exists in art form :) teehee#ty for everyone who voted in my poll for this even if you didnt know it was for this!#apologies for not picking the most voted one. however...i didnt wanna draw it LOL#theres smth sexier to me about him wearing the unbuttoned shirt OKAY#was pretty fun to design the aston version of the shirt! lmk what you think#also small gripe: it sucks ive put all this work in and its probably gonna end up getting less than the poll i spent less than 10 mins on#idc that much abt notes but ugh the fact that lower effort notes tend to do better sucks :(#unless you wanna make this post more popular than the poll- be my guest :)#anyways god i though renault fernando was hot in these outfits and i obv still do but ggrrrrrr old man fernando when i get you#as i said yesterday. if he wont do well on track he might as well do well off track. so here i am. objectifying him#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 miami gp#f1 fanart#formula 1 fanart#catie.art.
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Original Text Post By Captain-Lovelace
#Warframe#Warframe Screenshots#Spoilers#Warframe Spoilers#Ordis Memory Fragment Spoilers#Cephalon Ordis#Ordan Karris#I thought the text suited him well so I made my own version#Couldn't figure out how to get the drop shadow on the text the way I wanted so I spent more time on it than I was planning or wanting to#But I hope the hee hoos and the tee hees make up for it#Fox Talks#Flamin' Hot Memes
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Sophie Shepard & Dominik Shepard (ME2)
Ft. Cmdr. Kaidan Alenko & Zaeed Massani MIRA'S MORE CANON ME2 "We both did the best we could do underneath the same moon- in different galaxies..." AKA: The aftermath of Lair of the Shadow Broker. Recruiting the Not-Dossier: Apollo. Mass Effect 2: Legendary Edition (2021) + Bonus :)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#dominik shepard#kaidan alenko#zaeed massani#mass effect#mass effect 2#me2#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#morecanonmasseffect#taylor swift is getting all the credit for my tagline :) thank you peter lyrics :)#something something twins who throw eclipse mercs out windows together something something :)#dom is still a sentinel in this canon but i think he’s more biotic inclined :)#but this was so much fun. i haven’t made a big gifset like this in awhile#putting zaeed and kaidan in soph’s squad together in game 👌👌👌👌 absolutely highlight of my mesh swapping career#that and putting dom and soph into the same frame together in game. this was so fucking cool to see in game i’m ngl.#it’s like one thing to have OCs who are twins and another thing to be able to put them into game together 🥹#and seeing like more of your own ME2 canon instead of the shitty version we got in game ngl#shadowbroker!zaeed baby!! ash and kaidan on the normandy!! soph fucks off from cerbie bc the storyline is shit!!#nyreen as archangel. no forced bestie bullshit :)#sorry bioware i’m taking your canon and ripping it to shreds :) zaeed and the VSs deserve better so i’m giving them better :)#also soph using an eagle isn’t the most canon thing but i don’t think me2 has a cobra so we’re gonna roll with it lmao#everyone else’s guns are very canon though :)#i probably ranted a little too much but ngl dom stepping on the eclipse merc was iconic#and soph shoving the other one out the window was hot and kaidan agrees (i don’t make the rules)#well actually i do and he did think it was hot :)#have a nice day as always friend!! 💙
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eurylochus they could never make me hate you
#an idiot talks#epic the musical#< bc its this version of eurylochus its been a hot minute since i read the og odyssey and dont remember him well#my friend sent me casper's eurylochus rap and uh.#bro does not understand my man#eurylochus i love your arc i love the way you foil odysseus i love how youre just a man
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I need you to know that this is how I imagine Kazutora's physique looks like
#journal entry ᝰ.ᐟ#you will get a Baji version once a hot pic magically appears on my pintrest feed#like I think he's lean and toned af.... he spent those years in prison well 🙂↕️🤭#kazutora ♡#ik he has a slutty waist. this emo bitch looks like he'd pull off a belly piercing or some tatts#kazutora Hanemiya#kazutora
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the thing about the kelvin timeline. hi. the thing about the kelvin timeline as a concept is it is so devastatingly good. like here we are in the future imagined by the original series and what do we do? we take this story that imagines a better, more tolerant universe and we strip it of all its optimism. we take this story and set it in a new timeline the nexus for which is a moment of catastrophic violence. and then that timeline is sealed by the destruction of an entire planet. and not just any planet. vulcan. the home of the people that initiate first contact, the event that is largely accepted as the catalyst that allows an earth decimated by ww3 to become an earth that could be home to all of starfleet. that's a fucking fascinating way to do a reboot. it's horrifying! when scotty says "this is clearly a military operation. is that what we are now" that's the whole question! and the answer seems to be yes! but we don't ever meaningfully engage with that question. or what it means for our characters and their lives and choices. and to top it all off, none of it was intentional! it's just that jj wanted to be making star wars instead. but nevertheless i am here. i am still here.
#god even the fucking uniforms being all black with just a strip of color#it is giving catws cap suit#rotating a version of into darkness in my mind that was more like catws and less like jj abrams tries to get picked for star wars: the movi#and now in the 2020s what are we doing? forced heterosexuality#if i think about it? well! so i don't think about it <3#sorry i'm rereading a novel lenth aos fic and having feelings about it do you still think i'm hot
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[Image ID: A black and white inked digital drawing of Digimon character Lilithmon. She is wearing a simple kimono holding an umbrella over her right shoulder looking to the right side. Lilithmon herself is a humanoid digimon with four bat like wings, two at the top of her back near her shoulders and two around her abdomen- the two at top have a spike respectively and the two below are longer and bigger and more tattered, with various piercings or jewellery dangling off of them. Her right forearm is metallic and covered in swirly embellishments ending in long claws. Lilithmon has two short curved horns coming out of her head, a fairly extravagant hairstyle with two long bangs coming from her middle part framing her face, the rest of her hair straight falling at the shoulders with a large bun on top, adorned with a hair comb, and other accessories like hair sticks that have a pendent at the end of them which each have their own pair of small wings. Long tendrils come from her hair as well ending in arrowhead tips. She has a relaxed expression on her face, and a bat emblem on her forehead. /End Image ID]
I like Lilithmon a lot
#digimon#lilithmon#laylamon#digital monsters#digimon fanart#dinu yells into the void#dinu yells in the void#dinu's sketchy art#ive drawn lilithmons usual design before but for some reason im liek obsessed rn w wanting to draw kimonos idk why….#i did a version w like more prominent eyebags makeup etc too bug#but* decided i liked the just inks artwork better whoops#lilithmon is my favourite demon lord alongside beelzemon and leviamon#im partial to barbamon as well i just wish his nose Wasnt Like That.#belphemon sleep mode is also fun tbh#demon/creepymon lucemon and rage mode belphemon p low tier for me mostly bc theyre very just. normal demon designs or just hot topic#white boys in lucemons case. though i DO like lucemons final Actual Monster mode thats the only lucemon design i like
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roman roy white knuckle gripping his sink trying to be a straight man, but the world conspires against him at every turn
#'well i WAS gonna jerk off to this hot sexy pic of my girlfriend. but what's this?#oh noooo my hand's on my dick and suddenly there's a man's asshole in front of me whoops uh oh!'#also love this fantasy version of roman who jerks off to sexts from his girlfriend#he's happy big and sexually normal fr#succession scripts
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opening the word doc thinking to myself what cumbersome and disjointed segue will i shove into my writing where it does not really fit in order to make space for me to advertise my own personal music taste this time
#songs ive recently managed to include in ways that do not serve the overall narrative: Jeanette by the beat. enjoy yourself (specials#version). mull of kintyre (wings). rich girl hall and Oates. seven days too long DMR. hot love T. rex. English settlement XTC. and that’s#just in thirty seconds off the top of my head. trying to find a way to mention that back to the old house was released late 1984 and also#find a way to shoehorn Harry Nilsson in here somewhere. where there’s a will there’s a way. none of this will read well
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that is not an acceptable fucking ligature.
#NOT AT THE SIZE IT'S SHOWN AT AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST.#i take back what i said abt being impressed w/tumblr font being pretty well-made#or at the very least including a number of bells n whistles such as Actual Bold Font Files#(rather than just letting the browser auto-generate it) n also having some ligature. like in 'official'#or 'finally'. i think the ligatures work better in the italic/bold-italic versions but like.#at this size it's like. Fine. it's fine!!!!#when it's big like title sized THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE FUCKING LIGATURE#the worm speaks#gimme a hot second tho n i'll show you guys the UGLIEST fucking ligature i've ever known in my life tho
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