#welcome to california

[random-gallifreyan]

We have someone here who lives in the body of an old Curtiss C-46 cargo plane that’s just been sitting there. Two women bought it and converted it into a house in 1947.

The owners love to tell people about the “Confusi-Lodge”.

I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures of his house because I am not an asshole, but he just put an addition on his already batshit insane house and I am dying to share.

He lives in a 1950 PanAm passenger plane. I have no fucking clue how he got it here, because we're nowhere near a runway and it still has its wings and its landing gear. The living space is a solid 15 feet off the ground and he has one of those old school staircase vans as his front step. I would assume its not terribly different from living in a trailer or other mobile home, but its way better insulated because its a plane.

Anyway, he just finished a glassed in porch that comes out of the pilots side of the cockpit and its so cool. This isn't some gimmicky airbnb, this is his house and the commitment to the bit is legendary.

His greenhouse is a fire engine.

[smol-yet-toll]

Taken Dec 25 2023

[aldimarribeirosblog]

#photographys#models.

[nuzipilled]

What genre of fiction do the A & B casts of the Murder Drones Human AU do they like the most?

not pictured; doll cant eat without youtube, and lizzy only knows euphoria and the office

[justtheclippy]

Can I marry Ragatha?

Sure just put on this headset first

[midmaximoo]

little freak

[doueverwonder]

I got bored and made another powerpoint the states would make when they didn't actually want to have a meeting and were just wasting Gov's time

[dhmisfour]

doodles from awhile ago I cleaned up :3c

[stawpny]

somebody draw California and New York to this pls 🙏

this is so them

[mur-art]

Apologies for my absence… I moved to (Northern) Nevada and been busy. Anyway, this comic is based on some of my observations of drivers around here. People actually seem REALLY good at following the speed limit and are actually pretty polite. My California born-n-raised partner was joking that the only reason why anyone would do that in California was if they had dr ug s in the car and/or were really trying to avoid the cops. Thus, this comic was born.

[morspritt]

Taking a break from my project to draw California. I wanted to put in a little more detail than usual, but I don't know how I feel about this.

I was too tired to draw the dozens of poppies on his right arm, so I just didn't! I headcannon that he got them in small bunches over the years from many different artists every time he passed by a tattoo shop and didn't have anything better to do (which was pretty often). They're all unique to the artists' personal styles. That being said, it's a pain to draw.

The flowers visible in the film rolls are Roses, Orange Blossoms, Hibiscus, and Forget-me-nots. That's the Sierra Nevada mountain range + a hot air balloon and a star for Hollywood. (There are more flowers in the film panels. They just aren't visible).

[louis--wifey]

More of these, whatever you wanna call them

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Rosegold/caliyork for the thingie and also indulging myself by drawing old man York 🤭

And Uncropped as well

[goldengay49]

Florida: is Obama a femboy?

California: *doesnt answer*

Florida: “no??”

Please tell me yall have seen the video

[pikachicachan]

I just thought of something and now it won't leave my head, so here it is:

[At The Table]

Florida: Heyyy Human Torch! Living up to your name I see!

[California glares while wheezing and sweating]

Cali: Now's [wheeze]... not the time Florida... [coughs up smoke]

Gov: Don't worry California, the emergency funds have been approved and help is on the way to Los Angeles. Hopefully the weather calms down soon so we can start to put out the fires...

[Gov warily glances over to Mother Nature]

Mother Nature: Hmmm, I've never conjured up a firecane before... sounds fun! A great way to start 2025, right?

Florida: I like the way you think! I wanna see it!

Gov: No! Both of you stop it!

Cali: [wheezes] Yes dude, please don't! 5 fires are burning in the LA area... and as of now, [wheeze] 0% of them have been contained due to the heavy winds... [wheeze] this is hella crazy. [coughs]

Florida: You know, I read something very interesting earlier...

Gov, Cali, Texas and New York: [turns to Florida in confusion]

Gov: I... I thought you didn't know how? Did you actually learn?

Florida: Ha — no! I just wanted to get your hopes up! Anywayyyy, I heard from somewhere on the internet that the firefighter budget in LA got cut by about $18 million last year which was given to the LAPD — even though crime has been soooo much lower and there aren't many cops! [chuckles] Like, what are they doing with all that money??

Gov: EXCUSE ME?? [turns to Cali] You did what?!

[New York raises his eyebrow in interest]

Cali: [coughs] Umm —

Texas: [shivers in his 5 layers of clothes] Oh-ho! [grins] N-Now that's interestin'! Didn't think that all the w-way through, huh wildfire?

Cali: [glares and wheezes] Oh yeah? Looks like [wheeze]... you're not fairing well either! [baby voice] Awe, is it getting too cold for the 'big guy'? Seems like it seeing how Ted Cruz left you again!

Texas: [seethes] Why you little —

Gov: Alright, enough!

Louis: maaais, lemme get a daiquiri 'eal quick! Dis is gettin' good.

Florida: [giggles] Oh yeah! I also heard that Ted Cruz leaving is like the Waffle House Index of Texas — but for winter storms! Did he go to Cancun again? Cause that would be sooo wild!

New York: [grunts] we need some kind of miracle dis year to get things movin'. [nudges Gov] ya know, I know a guy... [smirks] name's Luigi —

Gov: Alright, alright! This is getting out of hand...

Gov: [sighs and drags his hands through his face and hair]

Gov: ...but what else is new?

Florida: [chuckles] Happy 2025 everyone!

... this is the only way I can cope, pls —

But also, my heart goes out to those affected by the fires and I hope action gets taken soon to extinguish the fires! 🙏🏼

[distinguishedwitchparadise]