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your bf looks like a frequent ig reels commenter

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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yeiyeaaah. darkness 🦞 imprisoning me🦞all that i see🦞absolute horror🦞 i cannot live

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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“plant based rice” as opposed to ??

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well anyways ^_^ 🍵🍵 [one for u]

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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this is crazy?????

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

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in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

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yall know what a dorcopsis is?

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something something i have a type something something