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happy christmas to my favourite story of all time
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video essays on horror be like "there's something viscerally unsettling about being put in scary situation..."
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
#no respect for authority + panic attacks + bad at masking for long periods#fuck you pay me etc.#remote work makes it workable tho
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bad day princess? everything bagel with cream cheese
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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO
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This is an incredible story.
A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”
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god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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