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#where the fuck are his hands#fnaf bedsheets#irl drawing#Nintendo3ds#ds#3ds#guitar drawn poorly#tomodatchi life#tomodachi life fanart#weird fucking handwriting#im just going to list every item#bass amp#guitar#3 nirvana posters#foo fighters poster#damn poster in background#kendrick lamar reference#what am i even talking about#blah blah blah#shooble
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strangler fig - the crane wives
(click for hd/closeups under the cut)
every single crane wives song fits malevolent (fight me on this. i'll win)
ty to @ganem-ouchie for giving me this idea last month in the replies of a random shitpost
#tummyache works hard but i work harder#i suck at composition leave me alone#apologies for my atrocious handwriting#also the bg is weird because i couldn't fucking find the right shade of yellow-green#save me crane wives#malevolent#malevolent podcast#izel scribbles#artists on tumblr#sketchbook#traditional art#john doe malevolent#arthur lester#jarthur#the crane wives#strangler fig#crane wives#the fool in her wedding gown#music#inspired by music#alcohol markers#art#mixed media#colored pencil#malevolent fanart#my best work
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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.
#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish#handwriting. written in crayon lol#call this the naruto businessman au#every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream#sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid#fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad#at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control#the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart#anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol#but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was#unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of#that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit#looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute#anyway this is fucking dystopian lol#unrelated#naruto ramblings
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“Heel Turn 2” (slightly edited by me hehe), The Mountain Goats
hello my darlings, guess who is being Calm™️ about the mountain goats and emotional repression again :)
#yes i forgot some eras and yes i made the lyrics weird hush#I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG U HAVE NO IDEA#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziracrow#aziraphale#go2#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#goodomensedit#good omens edit#the mountain goats#tmg#David tennant#Michael sheen#my edit#sorry for my shitty handwriting btw#gomens#gomens 2#Crowley angst#good omens angst#final fifteen#no nightingales#ineffable divorce
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watching the miraculous movie has done irreversible damage to my brain. hands you miraculous shuake au.
#i said it before and i'll say it again. i never liked aus until these 2 came around. i really do not know how or why it happened#i see them in everyone and everything#persona 5#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#squeak squeak#idk why i drew that weird pose for goro i wanted to show off his cape but then i realized i'd have to draw his like. backside#and im not good at that. oof.#i like the akira drawing so much more Oh well#they cant all be winners#anyway the movie. i really liked it.#i watched the show often in the past and loved it but then all the weird shit happened and like#i still liked watching it even then but then my brain switched#and i couldn't fucking STAND it anymore#i genuinely hated seeing anything about it. filled me with rage. but this movie? did not.#might have to do with the fact that astruc or whatever his name is didnt influence it as far as i know#goro akechi#akira kusuru#shuake#idk if everyone can read my handwriting i wanted to actually have like the. au details on the drawings#and i dont like writing so much on my tablet.... gets a jumbled mess after a while
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web jon is so sillay
#hes so funny to me#i think he would be the biggest self important dorkus on the planet as a web avatar#like yeah hes actively choosing to fuck with ppls free will but. i think hes funny about it so its fine#also i think he would be kinda bad at it lol. like he makes it maybe 2 seasons and then he has to stop bc sasha figured it out#and then hes just a morally gray friend <3#my art#doodles#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#web avatar jon#archivist sasha#sasha james#kinda#martin blackwood#timothy stoker#jonmartin#i just finished this web jon fic that was pretty good but it had this bit where martin has dreams of spiders and i think thats awesome#ofc its horrifying there but i think its funny. i keep telling my coworker about my romantic spider dreams and he gets so weird about it#if you cant read my handwriting. sorry lol best i can do
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If I got a DnDads tattoo would that be peak cringe or-
#listen. alright. hey listen listen listen#I have like. 3/4 tattoo ideas currently.#I want a bear skull with flowers for my shoulder. a garfield on my shoulderblade.#and then a bigtop burger tatto and now recently. a dndads tattoo. havent sketched out ideas for either but im thinking!!!!#i was like “ oh maybe i can like. commission?????? handwriting??? from the cast??” bc thats normal#but also in the unfortunate circumstance of Public Figure being exposed for Bad Thing i would fucking personally skin myself .#Bigtop Burger one would either be Penny based or something with the J family from Wire......#OK I DID SKETCH OUT A FOREARM TATTOO. OF THE J FAMILY SLIDING DOWN A WIRE TOGETHER but idk if i want something that obvious yknow#Other dndad tatto ideas: Darryl Wilson's fucked up hand. Like a Dndads “crest”. A D20 with different character items as numbers?#Also was thinking a doodler tattoo bc that covers S1 and 2#And if i got cast handwriting. it would either be just Matt or All of Them. and just having Matt feels wrong??????#like “ sorry.... only he gets his handwriting on my body” thats just Weird.#dndads#dungeons and daddies#tagging this because fuck it we ball#maybe one of Darryl's brew? like the bottle. i do like bottles#it would be a forearm tattoo ideally
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*throws this at you* kiburi as a cat :3
i've had a lion guard as warrior cats crossover au bouncing around in my head for a little while... i was thinking about kiburi's design but didn't want anything too final so i made some sketchy concept art! this definitely wouldn't be his final design 😅 but i wanted to brainstorm it a bit
he's at a gathering! where all the leaders and their followers meet to discuss news. this would take place after the canon outlands are reformed, where jasiri has convinced the pridelands to allow the outlanders to participate and have their say, so kiburi is (somehow) allowed to attend the battle cat version of a savanna summit, albeit he's a lower status than jasiri herself and beside him would be mzingo, janja and reirei. i was going for a more discontented expression on him but faces are hard lol
not sure if i'll ever release the full au because i don't think anyone is as fixated on the lion guard and warrior cats as i am, but i'll put some stuff under the cut if anyone's interested :)
Lion Guard as Warrior Cats!
my main thoughts were on how kiburi and crocodiles would look in the au; they're tall, they're long, their fur is spiky but slim for swimming, perfectly representing their snappy attitude & their strength in the water, and perhaps how regal some of them think they are. their fur and their hair is very distinct, as well as their colours. they have some similarities to the lions in this au, but crocodile-kitties do not have manes, their legs are shorter and their tails are thicker! plus, no lion-kitty is as adept at swimming as them. it's also important to note that croc-kitties have the strongest, harshest bite in battle and rarely use their claws, because they don't need to.
as in canon, kiburi would have a very distinct and recognisable design! he has a big face, but he's oddly slender for a croc-kitty, and his hair stands out a lot. you know him when you see him basically
#completely unintentional but he looks like brambleclaw lmao#I FUCKING FORGOT HIS EYEBAGS OR WHATEVER THEY ARE!! oh well </3#sorry about my handwriting hgfh i hate digitally writing#but yeah.#have my weird little au#because crossovers of my hyperfixations is my life#the lion guard#tlg#tlg outlanders#tlg crocodiles#kiburi#the lion guard kiburi#lion guard kiburi#kiburi art#tlg kiburi#tlg art#fanart#my art#lion guard x warrior cats au#spinnysocks#Guard Cats AU#-> that's a fun name i think i'm go with for now#warrior cats crossover#lion guard crossover
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oh but this was in the magazine and it's probably the most bizarre wedding industry advertisement I've ever seen
#sorry honey you got weird lips the wedding is OFF#you got SERIAL KILLER LIPS#and your handwriting is FUCKED
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hi tumblr im pyrr pyrriax and im in my trimonthly artist arc, lord help me and all the projects that are currently sitting in my drafts while i am lured in by the siren song of drawing
#haunted ecosystem#this is not helping with how much my hands hurt on a daily basis this is why i type and dont handwrite/draw very much.#im lured in regardless and i really need to find an artform that doesnt Hurt but for now. digital art <3#like theres a difference between my dumb doodles (quick easy not much different from regular computer usage) and actual art#but im an artist at heart i spent sooooo long being an artist and thinking i was shit at writing. that is wrong! im actually kinda good#im rambling in tags today because i have been not social (my partner is in genshin hell and my beloved is. somewhere.)#okay but on another note i reread the first. couple chapters of wtds this morning? the pacing is a little weird and the tense is fucked#but its actually a lot better than i thought it was? you can tell i was fleshing everybody out in my head and i totally forgot about how#i described the watcher [who i am STILL redacting the name of until we get there] and just. ough. pandora being very logical#and then jumping to the latest chapter and fucking sobbing because i forgot about how it went and just. pandora and his.#whatever the fuck is wrong with him.#i have gotta start recommending people read that again. its surprisingly friendly without context because of how i approached it#that fic has taught me so many things its actually a little comical. it also made me relearn how to make and write ocs so thats fun#once i finish that main fic (and i WILL i am actually planning to sign up for a thing. im finishing it i swear.) i finally get to show off#more of the world and characters ive crafted. showing backstories and what-ifs and all these oneshots ive been keeping close to my chest#for like absolutely ages because i dont want any spoilers on my tumblr#and. im finishing that fic in pseudo-memoriam of somebody who deleted their accounts everywhere. still miss you dane!#ok this has completely gone off topic ily tumblr im going back to drawing and i might make a new pfp#it'll still be lavius but it'll be fray lavius since i think about him a lot and i like his color palette.
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dont fuck with the edousami fandom there are 3 of us
#golden kamuy#usami tokishige#edogai yasaku#edousa#edousami#edosami#art#theyre so fucking weird <3 <3 <3#my tendency to make handwriting headcanons strikes again (actually striking for the 1st time w this blog/fandom)#ignore how the way the words are arranged kind of sux <3#this is the art that post about usami asking the weirdest confirmation questions was about btw#it takes a lot to creep out the guy who wears human skin and keeps taxidermy people in his dining room evn a little. but usami manages <3#why did i draw a total of 41 phalanges. help. me: not a huge fan of drawing fingers *draws them anyway*
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god i'm so confused
#i've been showing more dissociative symptoms recently#and it's probably because moving and living alone in a quiet place is triggering me#but i keep#feeling like someone else is in my body with me#i'll try to speak but it's not me speaking and its not my words#it doesnt sound like me#my handwriting changes#theres#more#but i just#dont know what to do#mentioned osdd to my psychiatrist when i saw him last n he was kinda dismissive and convinced that the dissociation is just bc of past traum#but osdd is a specific kind of dissociation caused by trauma? which i have plenty of lol#i don't know#it's so fucking weird and i feel like i'm slowly losing my mind#i can't find any answers#i just want to know what's going on#i'm scared to join any spaces for multiples to ask questions because it isn't their job to help me#but i need help so bad#this is really scaring me#dissociation#dissociation cw
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i KNOW it was bait i know but i just saw a tiktok of this woman saying some shit like “gen z can’t use a paper map they can’t read cursive if they take over the world it’ll be easy to get it back” and i am so bitter bc 1- if a child cannot do something then their guardians have failed to teach them 2- most of the things she mentioned are not things we actually need in the year of our lord 2023 3- why do you consider gen z as an aggressor trying to take over the world and 4- I CAN FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS
#marzirants#GODDDD it was like some weird standup thing too. such awkward timing#i fucking hate people like that#this woman literally said with a straight face (actually a creepy botox smile) that gen z can’t read paper maps and need a phone gps#ma’am. ma’am i am looking you in the eyes. do you think atlases and google maps are so fundamentally different#that knowing how one works would not inform you on how the other works even slightly??????#‘god i dunno how to read this paper map the directions are all confusing. thank god for my digital map that looks the exact fucking same’#fucking idiot.#‘mnehhh they can’t read cursive’ bitch i can WRITE in cursive quite well actually. maybe ur handwriting is just ass#and THEN that whole like. take over the world part#huh??? whuh???? since when has generation z been the face of world domination????#you motherfuckers think zoomers are plotting to take over the government???? girlie we’re plotting ways to get out of bed in the morning#like. are you referring to how gen z is growing up and entering the political sphere as adults who can vote???#are we taking over the government by performing our civic responsibility???#like i hate to break it to you. one day you will die and gen z will be the generation ‘in charge’. that’s called the passage of time#so sick of this shit. ma’am you are beefing with 19yos#like if you are two generations older than me you do not need to be beefing with me !!! stay in your lane#if i am the ‘child’ in this scenario i should not have to tell you to grow the fuck up. jesus#the immaturity of it all i mean really. that’s some playground insult bullshit#‘you’re so dumb you can’t even read cursive loser !!!’ damn bitch if ur gonna insult me at least be accurate. lying is a bad look on you#honestly if someone randomly starts beefing with me for *checks notes* being born in the 2000s#i’m just gonna activate every zoomer bone in my body. i will start using slang i hate#just because i know it’d piss them off#i’d write ‘get bent cunt’ on a little flashcard in perfect cursive just to prove a point#god. i’m so sick of all the generation war stuff#completely fucking unnecessary. imagine starting beef with someone like 5 developmental stages behind you#‘take over the world’ fucking moron. that’s how society works we like to call it time#literally like. old man shouts at cloud levels of unnecessary#i know i shouldn’t let such clear bait get under my skin like that but#it is 2:30 am so my impulse control is inhibited. also i’m bitter
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I’m fine just vent kinda
tw family member death
#staying here is so hard#it’s such a weird ptsd trip#opening the medicine cabinet and still seeing his deodorant and toothbrush#his handwriting#his things#family photos from when we were all happpy#when we weren’t missing pieces of our family#the hardest part is watching everyone move on#the house slowly returning to normal#his half finished projects are getting fixed#yes my aunt deserves to live in the environment most condusive to her healing but it’s so hard for me#it’s like they’re forgetting him#it doesn’t feel like his house anymore#at least the garage doesn’t feel rruined#it’s still unfinished Sheetrock with his writing on it#still his Nova and his quad#his tool box#his beer fridge has beer in it again#it’s just hard#I miss him and it makes me want to fucking die#sometimes I open a soda and achoo just because#I’ve also noticed I didn’t realize but I’ve picked up calling all pets and animals bud#he used to call me bud#camshrieks
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omg hi so I saw this post https://www.tumblr.com/sentientsky/735117454278344705/final-fifteen-idiots-ft-my-actual-real-life-diary with the diary exerpts, and I did a double take and STARED for a full 40 seconds because I s2g I thought it was my handwriting, like thought someone got one of my own diary entries somehow for this post. wat does this mean ..r we secretly brothers (gn) 👀
oh my goodness gracious! my dearest long-lost sibling, is that you??? i was but a child when you departed for the mountains in search of your fortune! oh, how mother wept when you had not yet returned within a fortnight! it has been too long! what luck we might reunite in such a manner on this almighty site of hell
#a feast is in order!!#(<- Doritos and some stale beef jerky I found in my cupboard. if beef jerky can go stale???)#no but fr dude that’s so fucking cool!!!#i am *very* casually and not in a weird way asking to see a sample of your handwriting bc that’s so insane omg#(<- no pressure whatsoever /gen)#answered asks
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Nicklas your handwriting reminds me of the worst of my students when I was a grammar and mechanics tutor. Bless your little heart.
#it's always the fucking men who have weird handwriting#legible writing isn't gay you fucking weirdos
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