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mars-ipan · 1 year ago

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i KNOW it was bait i know but i just saw a tiktok of this woman saying some shit like “gen z can’t use a paper map they can’t read cursive if they take over the world it’ll be easy to get it back” and i am so bitter bc 1- if a child cannot do something then their guardians have failed to teach them 2- most of the things she mentioned are not things we actually need in the year of our lord 2023 3- why do you consider gen z as an aggressor trying to take over the world and 4- I CAN FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS

#marzirants #GODDDD it was like some weird standup thing too. such awkward timing #i fucking hate people like that #this woman literally said with a straight face (actually a creepy botox smile) that gen z can’t read paper maps and need a phone gps #ma’am. ma’am i am looking you in the eyes. do you think atlases and google maps are so fundamentally different #that knowing how one works would not inform you on how the other works even slightly??????#‘god i dunno how to read this paper map the directions are all confusing. thank god for my digital map that looks the exact fucking same’#fucking idiot.#‘mnehhh they can’t read cursive’ bitch i can WRITE in cursive quite well actually. maybe ur handwriting is just ass #and THEN that whole like. take over the world part #huh??? whuh???? since when has generation z been the face of world domination????#you motherfuckers think zoomers are plotting to take over the government???? girlie we’re plotting ways to get out of bed in the morning #like. are you referring to how gen z is growing up and entering the political sphere as adults who can vote???#are we taking over the government by performing our civic responsibility???#like i hate to break it to you. one day you will die and gen z will be the generation ‘in charge’. that’s called the passage of time #so sick of this shit. ma’am you are beefing with 19yos #like if you are two generations older than me you do not need to be beefing with me !!! stay in your lane #if i am the ‘child’ in this scenario i should not have to tell you to grow the fuck up. jesus #the immaturity of it all i mean really. that’s some playground insult bullshit #‘you’re so dumb you can’t even read cursive loser !!!’ damn bitch if ur gonna insult me at least be accurate. lying is a bad look on you #honestly if someone randomly starts beefing with me for *checks notes* being born in the 2000s #i’m just gonna activate every zoomer bone in my body. i will start using slang i hate #just because i know it’d piss them off #i’d write ‘get bent cunt’ on a little flashcard in perfect cursive just to prove a point #god. i’m so sick of all the generation war stuff #completely fucking unnecessary. imagine starting beef with someone like 5 developmental stages behind you #‘take over the world’ fucking moron. that’s how society works we like to call it time #literally like. old man shouts at cloud levels of unnecessary #i know i shouldn’t let such clear bait get under my skin like that but #it is 2:30 am so my impulse control is inhibited. also i’m bitter

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