#wednesday yoko

[lesbianpepsi]

Yoko: So, my favourite goth, how do you feel throwing a birthday party with me?

Wednesday: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday party should go to hell.

Yoko: It's Enid's birthday party.

Wednesday: It'll be the best birthday party of the century.

[erzasimpbitch]

Yoko: Hi.

Enid: I have a girlfriend.

Yoko: Dude, I wasn't hitting on you. I'm in a relationship too-

Enid: I know. I just can't shut up about her.

[thedraminchronicles]

Bianca: It was Ajax who added rum to the non-alcoholic ponch, right?

Yoko: He's soooo dead.

[greenapplebling]

Bc I'm in a Shakira mood, I like to think Yoko sings "she wolf in the closet" everytime she spots Enid and Wednesday together

[moon-arts02]

my girl deserves more screen time

[goosegirl94]

Myslyvets Return to Nevermore

Chapter 8 Part 1 Being a teacher Day 1

Today was the first day of the new semester, the first day of Ainsley’s new chapter. She couldn’t be more excited. She was probably more excited than the other teachers. There was a split between the teachers on having a hunter with them. Some were happy to have a hunter at Nevermore after last semester. The other half of the teachers felt uneasy about it being an outcast themselves. One of the teachers, coach Vlad had respect for Ainsley and her family name. Of course, at the time coach Vlad wasn’t aware that Ainsley only used her family name at Nevermore.

As Ainsley walked down the halls on her way to class, coach Vlad bumped into her. Vlad waved to her as they came closer.

“Hello Mrs. Myslyvets. Good morning to you.”

Ainsley looked up and down from her books. She focused on them to be sure they wouldn’t fall from her hands. Ainsley smiled and nod, “And good morning to you coach Vlad.”

Vlad noticed just how nervous the new teacher was. “Nervous for your first day?”

“I am very much so yes. But I am also excited about it.”

“Well, I’m sure you will do just fine. The first days are actually quite lax to be honest. It is more of a day of introducing yourself. And you can give them an idea of what they will be in for the semester.”

“Heh, you make it sound so easy. You don’t have to worry about your family legacy cause a trust issue with your students.”

“I could always come with you to your class if you would like? I could introduce you to your students, make you seem less…”

“Thank you coach Vlad that is very kind of you but I think I will manage ok on my own. It isn’t the students themselves I worry about it is more of what impression they might already have on me.”

Coach Vlad smiled and nodded.

“Very well. I wish you luck Mrs. Myslyvets. Courage!”

“Courage!”

Coach Vlad continued to walk the hall. Ainsley took in a deep breath.

“Ok let’s do this!”

Ainsley arrived to her classroom and finds Wednesday and Enid waiting together by the door.

“Oh, good morning you two. You are edger and early for class I see.”

“Enid and I wanted to assist you with preparing for your first day.”

Wednesday says as Enid is asleep standing next to her. Wednesday nudges her with her elbow.

“Huh- what- I’m awake! Oh! Good morning, Mrs. M!”  

Ainley smiles as she reaches for her keys.

“Thank you, girls. It’s very nice of you to help a teacher on her first day.”

“It was Wednesday’s idea. Right Wens?”

Wednesday looks away and scuffs. Ainsley lightly laughed.

“Actually I think Wednesday just wanted to be the first one to pick a desk since she didn’t get to last semester.”

“Aw Wednesday, do you want a desk in front of mine?” Ainsley asks teasing opening the door.

“You two… if you must know it is because I am interested in seeing what weapons and tools you have brought with you Ainsley.”

“Well sorry to disappoint you Wednesday but I didn’t bring any of my weapons with me to class. I have them locked away in my office.”

“What? But why would you do that?”

"Because Wednesday this is your school not your family mansion. I can’t exactly bring weapons to class. Safety.”

Wednesday rolled her eyes and walked with Ainsley inside the classroom. Enid happily skipped following Wednesday who was already making herself comfortable at the front desk right across from Ainsley’s. Ainsley shook her head, “Mmm mm.”

Wednesday tilted her head.

“Sorry Wednesday but no. I was teasing you earlier. I can’t have you sitting across from me.”

“How many rules must you throw at me Myslyvets? Why am I not able to sit across from you?”

“Because Wednesday I know you and I know that if you sit there, you will treat this as more of a debate than a class. I don’t want the other students thinking that I’ll be giving you any kind of special treatment.”

Enid looked at Wednesday and had a face saying, she’s got a point.

Wednesday did not like having two people having a say in what she could and could not do with authority that actually meant something to her.

“I see.” Wednesday got up and sat at the desk behind her. Ainsley rubbed her fingers between her eyes and sighed.

“You’re not going to make things easy, are you? Ok Wednesday, fine. You can sit across from me. BUT you have to give me your word that you will not interrupt me while I am teaching no matter how wrong you may think I am. I am I clear, Wednesday?”

“I give you my word Myslyvets that I will not interrupt you nor will I treat your class as a debate.”

Enid tried to give Ainsley a reassuring smile but she knew Wednesday’s promise would not last past today. Ainsley squinted her eyes to Wednesday, showing a little more authority only to have dark eyes look back at her with a signature Wednesday stare.

“Right well, you two girls get yourselves ready for class. I will be doing the same.”

The bell rang not long after and Ainsley’s class was soon full of students. Ainsley prepared her chock board, took a deep breath, and turned to face her students.

“Alright students it is time to take your seats now.”

Ainsley spoke with a raised voice with a slight of authority in her voice. The class turned their attention to Ainsley and whispered amounts each other. Ainsley stood her ground with her arms behind her back. Wednesday observed her classmates while they silently talked to each other. It annoyed her greatly. She was not amused to see everyone not immediately follow Ainsley’s instructions. Enid knew Wednesday enough to know when she was annoyed. She had first hand experience with that but, somehow, it was like she could also feel Wednesday’s emotions. Not like it was her owns but she felt them.

“Welcome back to Nevermore everyone. Now please, if you could take your seats?”

Her students once more whispered then took their chosen seats and desks.

“Thank you. I sent you all a letter to your homes to introduce myself. For those who could not read it allow me to formally introduce myself. I am your new teacher for biology of the supernatural as well as the new head of security. Mrs. Myslyvets is a mouth full so please call me by Mrs. M instead. Some of you may be familiar with my name and if you are I apologize. I want you all to be able to trust me so I will come out plainly, I am a legacy from a hunter family, the Myslyvets.”

The classroom went silent. Ainsley look around to see her students all with different looks on their faces. The silence felt as if it was hours compared to the only minutes it lasted.

“I’m sure you have questions. Please.”

One student raised their hand, “Why are you here? I mean, why would Nevermore hire a hunter in a school for… well… you know?”

“Yes well you see, after what happened with Crackstone and Marily Thornhill or should I say, Lauren Gates last semester, the school board wanted to have someone at the school that could defend it and it’s students and to prevent an incident like that to happen again. Anyone else?”

Another student raised their hand, “Sooo… what exactly are you going to teach us then?”

“I specialize in the anatomy and biology of the supernatural beings. So, I will be teaching you how a supernatural being works- how their bodies work. And since I am a hunter, I will also be teaching you how to defend yourself against a supernatural being and only defence- not to harm.”

The students started to murmur again. One student- a werewolf student- stood up from his desk. Enid turned and shook her head at him. She knew what was going to happen next. “So you think you’re special do you? Miss fancy outcast killer?”

Yoko spun her head at him. Who does this pup think he is? Ainsley laughed at his question.

“Outcast killer? That’s one I haven’t heard before.” She said in sarcasm. “What was your name young man?”  

“Derek.”

“Ah. Well, Derek, sticks and stones. I’ll have you know that after being a student here, I have heard all the names and given them all back, threats.”

Ainsley walked closer to the boy wolf

“So, your words mean nothing to me. Now I ask you that you sit back down in your seat and be quite for the remaining thirty-five minutes we have for class. If you wish to talk, we can do so after class.” Ainsley said with a polite smile.

The other students snickered. Except for the other werewolf students in class. They watched very attentively. Enid didn’t watch like they did. She couldn’t help but notice that Wednesday was also watching very attentively.

Derek did not sit back down in his seat. He walked to the side of his desk to face his teacher who didn’t change her deminer or smile.

“Is there something you wish to say, Derek?”

“Yeah actually I do. I Don’t know what this school as thinking but I don’t like the idea of having some normie hunter coming here and teach acting like she’s better than us. You don’t even look that tough to me.”

Yoko and Enid sighed in sync with a hand over their face. Enid looked back to Wednesday who had a mischievous grin on her face.

“Derek, please take your seat. Don’t make me ask you again.”

Derek walked closer again to Ainsley and exhaled through his nose. Ainsley could feel his breath on her face. This hot-headed pup was challenging her. She rolled up her sleeves and took some steps back giving them space.

“Students I want you to pay attention. Let this be a good display of what happens when you choose to challenge me.”

Ainsley looked to Wednesday and gave her a quick smirk. Wednesday tried to contain her excitement to watch Ainsley display her strength on her feeble classmate. It had been years since Wednesday watched Ainsley do what she does best.

“Show me what you got pup.”

[creepy-kooky-mysterious-spooky]

@psychic-refugee @hislittleraincloud

I think it’s kind of interesting how this flashback implies that before her scorpion was killed, Wednesday had the personality she was depicted with before the 90s.

[kulai]

DAY 10, 11, 14 - 16, 17, 18 - 20, and 21 all-in-one post!

sorry im just getting really lazy posting it separately lol, check out the image description if you wanna know the specific prompt! xoxo

check out my twitter where i'm more active!

[kraken17]

On account of the "Enid is the stalker" theory resurfacing in some corners of the fandom...

Wednesday: So, of all people, you are my stalker.

Enid: ...yes.

Wednesday: Just a minute after Xavier gave me that infernal phone object you threatened to sever his jugular if he didn't give you my number and the first thing you do after getting it is send me a death threat.

Enid: [nods].

Wednesday: And after that you have spent the last four months threatening me, manipulating images and videos and getting me to suspect everyone but you.

Enid: [nods again].

Wednesday: And you have only chosen to confess the truth to try to stop my attempt to eliminate Yoko, whom you had made suspect number 1.

Enid: Yep.

Wednesday: Enid, why? Why all this?

Enid: [very quietly] I thought you'd like it?

[beat]

Wednesday: Querida [takes Enid in her arms] ...I loved it.

Yoko: Okay, cool, but can you untie me from this pole and keep the gasoline away? Pretty please? Thank you.

[spungeez]

Enid: What in the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Wednesday: ...

Wednesday: *pulls out ridiculously long and color coded list*

Wednesday: I've been waiting my entire life for somebody to ask me that question, mi amor.

~~~~

Yoko: really?! That's how you two started dating?!

Enid: You didn't see the way she smiled when she got to the pyromania section! What else was I meant to do?!

Yoko: Call the police?!

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[lesbianpepsi]

Yoko calling Enid from the police station: Enid, I need you to come down to the station right now.

Enid: Why? What happened?

Yoko: I might be getting arrested for kidnapping.

Enid: What the fuck?! Why?

Yoko: Ask your girlfriend what happened!

Enid: Oh god what did she do now?

Yoko: She thought it would be hilarious to write "I don't know this woman" on a piece of paper and press it against the window while she was in the back of my car and I was driving.

Enid, sighing: I'm on my way.

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: Why did I just see Enid ugly crying through the halls at top speed?

Wednesday: I confessed to her my feelings, as suggested by both Tanaka and yourself.

Bianca: Girl, you were supposed to confess your stupid crush, not crush her stupid. What happened?

Wednesday: I applied an analogy and equated my desire for her to the sinking of the Titanic.

Bianca: You WHAT?

Wednesday: Like the Titanic, my heart was once thought impervious, only to be brought down by the very thing it was designed to withstand.

Wednesday: And like the iceberg that was the Titanic’s ruin, Enid’s offensively bright exterior was but the tip of her magnitude.

Wednesday: Even now, I am unable to—perhaps even unworthy of—describing the sheer depths of her resplendent spirit. Her bravery, her heart, her everything.

Wednesday: Formidable as I imagined myself, I admit now that I was destined to be destroyed by her. Inevitably split asunder to sink beneath the waves of her sheer grandeur.

Bianca: Huh. That’s uh—that’s not bad. And that’s what you told her?

Wednesday: Not… in so many words.

Bianca: Addams, what exactly did you say to her?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I said, in my most meaningful of tones…

Wednesday: *recites* I need you—

– At that same moment, in Yoko’s room. –

Enid: —like the— *wet sniffle* —the Titanic— *choked sob* —needed the iceberg!

Enid: *returns to full-on ugly crying*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

[yeta-drewit]

Rip Yoko you would have loved this gay disaster.

May she rest in peace knowing her sacrifice would bring a lack of gayness to the show for Wenclair to fill.

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[sxphr]

Bianca: Hey, has anyone seen Addams?

Enid: She said she was going to get some Halloween decorations for the dorm room.

Yoko: Oh, that's what she's doing.

Enid: What do you mean?

Yoko: ...Last I saw her she was heading into the cemetery with a shovel.

Bianca:

Enid: Goddammit, I told her no real skeletons.