#so is yoko

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: Why did I just see Enid ugly crying through the halls at top speed?

Wednesday: I confessed to her my feelings, as suggested by both Tanaka and yourself.

Bianca: Girl, you were supposed to confess your stupid crush, not crush her stupid. What happened?

Wednesday: I applied an analogy and equated my desire for her to the sinking of the Titanic.

Bianca: You WHAT?

Wednesday: Like the Titanic, my heart was once thought impervious, only to be brought down by the very thing it was designed to withstand.

Wednesday: And like the iceberg that was the Titanic’s ruin, Enid’s offensively bright exterior was but the tip of her magnitude.

Wednesday: Even now, I am unable to—perhaps even unworthy of—describing the sheer depths of her resplendent spirit. Her bravery, her heart, her everything.

Wednesday: Formidable as I imagined myself, I admit now that I was destined to be destroyed by her. Inevitably split asunder to sink beneath the waves of her sheer grandeur.

Bianca: Huh. That’s uh—that’s not bad. And that’s what you told her?

Wednesday: Not… in so many words.

Bianca: Addams, what exactly did you say to her?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I said, in my most meaningful of tones��

Wednesday: *recites* I need you—

– At that same moment, in Yoko’s room. –

Enid: —like the— *wet sniffle* —the Titanic— *choked sob* —needed the iceberg!

Enid: *returns to full-on ugly crying*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

[eidolons-stuff]

Yoko: *slams open the door* "WEDNESDAY!!"

Thing: *signs* "She's not here"

Yoko: "I MUST talk to her! It's urgent"

Thing: *senses tea*

[seikiro]

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[maybeyourelocalbi]

1963 the beatles perform at the beatles christmas show, at the astoria cinema, finsbury park, london, new years eve, dec.31st

[kulai]

DAY 1: First Kiss for Wenclairtober :3

check this out on twt ! this is based on ch12 (i think?) of "The Dead and the Dancing" on ao3. A HEAVY recommended for sure

[certainlyathrill]

part 2 of this !

[m1ssunderstanding]

The Psychology of Paul McCartney in Quotes

I think I'll go ahead and post these as they are and invite people to please send in quotes that you think might add something to these because I know they're definitely not complete! Or if you have other Paul Issues TM that you think I should do a compilation on let me know!

As it stands, the docs have the quotes organized chronologically so they tell a story. Some quotes made it into more than one doc because there is a lot of overlap, but I tried to keep it as organized as possible. I think it's pretty head-spinning reading some of these things in the order that they are. It makes him make more sense to me.

[camphorror]

the fact that paul was so bothered and hung up about their plans changing and he kept saying he doesn't even understands why he's moaning about it but he wants what they're doing to have a "pay off" then he justs says this to john and it's like. oh. ok. I Get It now....

and then he sits there like this

[barblaz-arts]

Have you read the Wednesday season one novel? If not, do you intend to?

@griffinborn Yes I have already seen the excerpts that included wenclair stuff. i'm already drawing the dumbwaiter scene smfhwlfkeulreuiwe

[spungeez]

Enid: Sorry, willa, but if this is gonna work, you're just gonna have to get used to sharing the bed with my squishmallow collection.

Wednesday: Don't you think it's time you grew out of your need to sleep with these colorful animal replicas?

Enid, without thinking: Don't you think it's time you grew out of a height that starts with the number four

Wednesday:

Enid:

_____

Enid: So that's why I need to spend the night here.

Yoko:

Yoko: I'm not sharing the bed with all 167 of your squishmallows either.

Enid: son of a-

[fayeyoko-universe]

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[mothsaresc4ry]

Bianca, Divina and Yoko were sitting at a table in the center of the Quad

Yoko: *adjusts her sunglasses* I don't know.. something is just.. off

Divina: What do you mean?

Enid: *looks like she just went through Wednesday's closet and picked out the darkest clothes to wear that day* The world is a dark, meaningless void and existence is an endless parade of suffering. And not the good kind

Wednesday: *looks like a rainbow just vomited on her* O-M-G BABE! Look at that beautiful crow! Isn't it cute! Do you think I can train it to make friendship bracelets for us?

Bianca: Okay what fresh hell am I looking at right now?

Yoko: *pushes her sunglasses back up* Either Wednesday finally snapped or Enid got possessed by a demon that just happened to act like Wednesday-

Divina: *actually horrified* D-did Wednesday just use 'OMG'?

Enid: *looking in the distance* I am but a husk, drifting through this brutal, mortal coil, awaiting the sweet release of the void.

Wednesday: *clapping her hands excitedly* Ohh Yoks! I love you sunglasses! Could I try them on??

Yoko:

Bianca: No. Nope. I'm out. This shit is cursed

Divina: *nods* Yeah.. we should probably do something about this *gestures with her hands*

Yoko: *smirks* mhhh nope. I think we should wait and see how long this.. whatever lasts. I've never gotten compliments by that half-pint

Wednesday: *skips ahead while humming 'the giver'*

Enid: *sighs dramatically like a brooding poet before following her girlfriend*

[hraugur]

wednesday’s out for blood and making yoko spill all of hers ft. enid dropping the world’s most obvious hints and wednesday being the blindest motherfucker to walk the earth

[seikiro]

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[achromatophoric]

Enid: *storms into Yoko’s room* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?!

Yoko: *cramming stuff into a suitcase* It was just another nickname!

Enid: Bullshit! What kind of dumb nickname would leave my Wednesday damn near catatonic?

Yoko: Shorticia.

Enid:

Yoko: *still frantically packing*

Enid:

Enid: Flight to Tokyo?

Yoko: Leaves in 90 minutes.

Enid: *explodes into motion* I’ll text Thing to hide her stakes. We have maybe 15 minutes til she comes to, so let’s GO👏GO👏GO👏!

[fate2716]

*Wednesday holding a gun to Enid's chest*

Enid: Willa don't do this, don't you love me?

Wednesday: I do love you Enid but I have to do it

Enid: Please Wednesday, I'll do anything, you can't shoot me

Wednesday: I have to, we both know it would come down to this

Enid: You don't have to, please, we can fix this

Wednesday: An Addams and a exquisite best like you can not be on the same side, that would be unfair

Enid: For you Wednesday I will take the hit.. just know, whatever happens I always love you

Wednesday: I love you too Mon Loup, forever

*Wednesday shoots Enid and she falls back onto the ground*

Yoko: You two are so fucking dramatic.. it's paint ball not the hunger games