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Ebba Grön - Beväpna Er
Just had to get a chuckle when this one came up on a Spotify playlist again.
Granted, it's hard to get much more classic than Ebba Grön when it comes to Swedish punk. But, the Household Swede does have a pretty good idea by now of what might be relevant to my interests, recommending them a few years back. 😁
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[Translation.]
Between this and "Skjut en Snut" ["Shoot a Cop"], you can pick up some extremely useful* vocabulary!
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* Even now that my middle-aged ass does live in one of the sorts of "downscale" suburbs** they were talking about, 40+ years later? (Which Mr. C grew up in too around Stockholm where Ebba Grön were based at that time, btw. He heard a lot of them.) I am, indeed, about as likely to take the subject matter literally as these guys were back in the '70s. Which really shouldn't need to be clarified, but this site. Not to mention certain stereotypes around Americans.
** This is apparently not technically a suburb, but functionally? Yep. And it's usually discussed as such.
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just saw someone call charles' career 'common successes' the pole to win ratio agenda is too severe because in no way is 26 poles without a championship winning car common at ALL
every time he wins it's after ten thousand trials and tribulations and his wins this year mean so much more to me than if he had a dominant car. i said it last year and i think so doubly now that he impresses me with every race like he is him and i truly think he is the best.
#'similar career stats to lando' eh... eh.........#no one will ever convince me this pole record isnt impressive#and the win record will catch up when he gets the car he deserves🙄#'personally dont think leclerc is very impressive' ok 😭😭 you're wrong 😭😭#either carlos sainz is an absolute shit qualifier (and he's NOT lol) or charles is really great these are the only options#anyway he constantly pulls miracles out of his ass and this take is stupid the monza drive and spa/baku poles were more impressive than#anyth lando did this season 🙄#also just look at how he dogwalks the field in quali whenever its a tight driver-dependent street circuit...#i even think lando did a good job on sunday i just think he's too error prone this year and it cost him too much#people's leclerc agendas get crazy sometimes#'its weird how people venerate him' its called being a tifosi u should try it its like being on drugs#its not OUR problem that we're having fun
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i am not immune to human bill cipher . nothing is set in stone but i think we as a collective should let him wear dress-adjacent clothing more
#gravity falls#bill cipher#my art#human bill design#human bill cipher#gijinka#brain said if we're making him lanky#at least we'll try an offputting kind of lanky#his physique is what i can only describe as the spot but on drugs#and his non visible eye is quite literally dead space there's nothing there its just blank skin#anyway hi im back from the dead temporarily because of bill cipher
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zomg... the girls! Sketched out! And a few characters I never showed designs for! haha! I keep thinking about the beach, so this is their swimwear.
I hope to make a full fledged drawing for all of them soon~ then the guys~~
Some newbies are: Aura (blue!) Katya (Gold!) and more of Verra (Green!) We'll eventually see more about them as I draw more things and doodles.
#Because I realized I never drew the girls as much as I did the guys#I used to exclusively draw women until I figured out how to draw men... I then awoke drawing nudethaniel and speedo vincent#so we're reeling it back a little#Ryoko Kui said she draws her oc's outfits in modern times to see how the different characters would dress. I thought about it- it definitel#says a lot about your character!#Monica is REALLY tall. And muscular! with a strong ability! no wonder she's taken down armies! She doesn't care to swim much but will use#a rashguard to swim in.#Sera is copying her style a bit but thankfully owns an actual wetsuit. Feels like home considering how her aerodynamic armor is designed#Sonia is sonia. She seductively asks Vincent to help her put sunscreen on... Only to be met with an albinoid man's journey to sun poisoning#He eventually gets greased in sunscreen and aloe vera after what feels like hours of nagging him. (it was forty five minutes.) Sorry Sonia.#Some things cannot be changed. When he did eventually look at her body he laughed at her ass being out rather than think anything naughty.#Not girl Summer. Vincent did end up helping her with the sunscreen though. “Lmao you can't do this yourself or something?” ruined the magic#Karin tailored her swimwear. She bedazzles her arms with accessories <3 Her nail polish can detect drugs <3 & cyanide caps in her earring <#Poor Katya is a supermodel but is way too thin... Strohl doesn't say it.. But he's worried. She makes way too much money to want to quit.#Verra is in rabbit mode because her summon LOVES to swim and hey who is she to halt its fun?#Aura is pretty modest and prefers to meditate in the water or by the shore away from all of the roughhousing. Nate and Strohl join at time#They kind of freak out when she starts floating though. Or invoking the elementals of the seas. The guys are both areligious. Awkward.#Especially when the waves start to get a little rowdy minutes later. Strohl is torn between considering religion and asking for a tutorial.#ark_systema
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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got a gum graft 0/10 do not recommend
#i mean we're only like three hours out so maybe ill change my mind once it heals#at least the doctor was honest when he said i was going to hate his guts. he was right ❤️#oooh girl these drugs aren't doing SHIT#i took two toradol how is the pain still this bad oh my god i thought I'd have more time before the freezing wore off uuuuuuugh#ky posts text
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not sure why it 2017 got so popular actually at all. like ostensibly it was because people loved the best friends / coming of age dynamic but . those aren't even best friends. those are just guys who let each other copy their homework
#book losers r like oh yeah we're the same person. we have loved each other forever. we can read each other's minds. we would die for each#other without a second thought. but we would also LIVE for each other. loving one another is the only way we can survive. our bond creates#an inscrutable magic that defends against everything bad. it is a force to be reckoned with. we are so heavy with love that it entangles us#forever.#& movie losers are like. haha i fucked ur mom get wrecked. also ur little brother is dead. and i'm going to drug u. for shits and giggles#like?#itposting
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Hey not to make a political post but does it ever feel like we can just never win and the suffering will be forever and we're always going to have to fight with moments of peace being fleeting and not worth looking forward to
#behind the tent#neg#current events#the worst man alive got shot and lived#if he DOES die he will be martyred . we will be considered a violent threat . the right will revolt#if he DOESNT die he will martyr himself as a survivor . we will be branded as violent and worth stamping out . we're going to be killed#moments of celebration do not last#two innocent people died as a result#and we couldnt even fucking kill trump immediately#and joe biden aint much better!!!#and halfway across the globe innocent families are being ripped apart in the name of an ethnostate and by god Im not letting myself give up-#-hope for them . Im not allowed to feel hopeless for them .#but fuck if the knowledge in my mind every waking day doesnt add to it#and neither of our politicians care!!! and of course the entire fucking world ends up dictated by the whims of the US anyways so the fact#they dont care is crucially fucking important!!#And my right to live and exist in this country will probably be wiped away entirely in a couple of years when I just barely got to taste it#there's a chance I could be hatecrimed next time I walk out the door#And maybe its the ahedonia since childhood speaking too but I'm starting to not see the point !!!!! what is the point !!!!#the fact there ARE people who care about me is the only fucking reason I'm not gonna end it all tomorrow! I swear to god!#And at this point I am waiting for this to finally fucking affect me personally so I can have an excuse to fucking feel that way!#I feel so fucking selfish for being so suicidal when I've been one of the lucky ones but god its not gonna get better is it?#everyone encourages radicalization and change . demands it . begs for it . but it hasnt happened! it will Never happen!#my only god damn choice is to let it lead to despair!#suicidal ideation cw#God I wish I had access to hard drugs
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11 years of being stalked and harassed by this man
#i genuinely need him to die#he's not just a danger to me he's a danger to everyone#he has no friends and cant keep a job because he assaults everyone#last job he had he lost it because he physically assaulted his boss#I've seen him hit his friends they stopped talking to him yesrs ago#hit me quite a bit too of course#he's the most violent misogynist i know and genuinely thinks all women are whores#his ex is making a case against him now because he told her he's gonna get her pregnant no matter what#threatening her with what he did to me#i have a video of him saying ''if you didn't wanna have a baby you shouldn't have had sex [with me]''#i dated him from 17-18 and he was 20-21#we're 29 and 31 now and he's only gotten worse#I've had more restraining orders against him than i can count#he's broken into my house before#I'm still 100% for absolishing prisons (he gets worse the longer he stays in there)#but i can't help but hope he stays in there as long as possible because im terrified of him#he's in there right now because he beat up a stranger with a skateboard...#one of the last things he told me was that he made friends w tory lanez but then fought him over giving him ''fake drugs''#(they were in prison together)#(tory lanez is the guy who shot megan thee stallion)#so im sure that says something about his personality too#.bdo
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the opposite of "judging someone for their lack of virginity" isnt "judging someone for their virginity" you fucking spikenard its "not judging someone for their virginity or lack thereof." i thought we went over this. you're so fucking boring.
#fae talks#we're really rehashing 'the only way to be fun is doing drugs drinking and having sex and if you dont youre boring and stupid and bad' huh
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The stupidest fucking thing abt the fucking phone thing in school is that GENRATIONS BEFORE PHONE kids were STILL distracted in class?? It's literally one of the known thing kids did in class? They either draw, made contractions, hell even used drugs instead of going on their phone???? School is always boring so there's always going to be a way to be less bored, and distracted??? There's like zero way to solve that???
#cele swims!#tw drugs#Uhhs#Ask to tag#tw caps#yes we're already mad abt school and it only starts tmmr
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ntu au maria rivera decides that the only way to keep her boys safe is to decrease the amount of crime in miracle city. using evidence based compassionate policies and harm reduction! she gets elected mayor and makes all drugs legal (and regulated) and starts a bunch of social programs. the ntu gang working in miracle city and manny being like Yeah you can get lsd and coke at the government corner store but its weak as hell idk what to tell you
#the mayor takes edibles for her anxiety! organic batch raised local weed!#el tigre#white pantera the most nettled hes ever been but being so brave: ah a great idea mi vida... i love.... legalizing illicit substances....#granpapi like Its just not the same. back in my day we'd chew peyote and rob a bank and the fact that it was illegal was what made it FUN#typical heroes taking all the fun out of crime..#lmao mayor rivera setting up controlled Crime Areas where villains can steal (not valuable) things for their own enrichment#its plata peligrosas world we're all just living in it#ultimate nepo baby manny his dad is (was) white pantera his mom is literally EL MAYOR#rodolfo is RETIRED thank you very much now he only does hero work for fun and for his own enrichment from time to time..#timmy losing his entire mind: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE DRUGS IS LEGAL#rodolfo: I KNOW. I KNOW
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the motivations/audience messaging in mytab are quite confusing
#like at this point we're meant to be disliking su yin for plotting against huaien but.. huaien is an asshole lfkdje#like affectionate but su yin hasnt done half the shit huaien has so im not particularly rooting for either one#im just enjoying seeing them fighting JDHSJSHS#we're mostly rooting for xiaobao and wanting xiaobao to get what he wants but both huaien and su yin want xiaobao to be happy#and neither are listening to what he actually wants! theyre like. foils to each other#the only difference in their relationship to xiaobao is that huaien is beautiful . and got drugged with an aphrodisiac and fucked him#im like. are su yin and xiaobao really not into each other. do they have a 'dont want to ruin what we have' kind of relationship#seeing some ppl being like 'i hate you su yin' but loving huaien im like wh y...#like.. i am enjoying the character dynamics SO much but the conflict and the love story is very very confusing to me because it doesnt#feel like itll be resolved in a satisfying way (to me) yet.. i guess we'll see next week but ough#i have a feeling im gonna feel the need to write a post canon piece just to explore the dynamics a little further#idk do u understand me. do u get me. all of these characters are morally grey with very similar interests and goals u know???
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Tuvok-Janeway fusion a la Tuvix but the crew has the opposite problem with them where they’re too eager to sacrifice themself and they have to hold them back from doing so at the first opportunity (Also they work 24 hours a day)
#I should draw.....-narrows eyes- ......Janevok?#Doctor: So there's this experimental drug that might-#Janevok: I'll take it. If it means this crew will have their captain back-#Kes: -slaps it out of their hand- /please/ stop trying to take experimental drugs. We're just updating you on our progress.#Janevok: Very well. I'm headed to the bridge. My people need their captain and I will return to them. Whatever The Cost.#Also they're 1000% a recluse#Chakotay and Neelix are the only ones who they talk to (and those two have to REALLY try for it bc Janevok is working 24/7)#Chakotay bisexual moments (weirdly tender scene with Janevok)
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SOME of you are going to disagree with how Elliot handles the situation in the movie. But just remember that he is a 17yr old, with autism, anxiety, and a drug addiction. He is going to act stupidly.
#gay#oc#ocs#my ocs#my oc#gay oc#elliot sanderson#when only we're around#anxitey#autism#drug addiction
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Mutuals:
Genuinely sorry for those last 50 or so quickfire reblogs but sometimes it'll be 4am and I'll end up stalking my old blog's archive and drench myself in the nostalgia of better days where every single image on that blog instantly reminds me of a certain point of my life and I get lost in the reminiscent haze of memories that have long since been buried under the last decade.
Even if some of those posts aged like lukewarm milk or are unacceptable levels of cringe.
You get it.
#sometimes I miss my old blog#like back then I had a large friend group - a girlfriend - a literal black book full of an A to Z of drug contacts - a job#yeah it was wild#Nostalgia says we're only going to remember the good parts though and pretend that's all it was#we're NOT going to think about her though. we agreed#or the daily MDMA abuse#or losing all but one friend#or the best job I ever had#or decent contacts#nah#we decided those events weren't real and we won't be recollecting them#didn't we my precious#oh yes precious yess we dids
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