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#ao3#writeblr#my brackets are weird as hell dont look at ne#im a bit curious to know if 10k+ is like. at all common or possible even?? like. thats so many kudos wth
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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length
#90k#ive done it. and ive done it in 14 days baby!!!!#all u need is mental illness and a gripping idea
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You can never experience watching your favourite show for the first time again, but you CAN convince someone else to watch your favourite show and vicariously enjoy all their raw reactions to seeing it for the first time, which is honestly nearly as good.
#me trying to convince myra and cassie to watch squid game with me im SO SEIROUS ABOUT IT I NEED TO EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME#through someoen else.
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ppl trying to bring twitter drama here.. babe i promise no one gives a fuck here
#this is like 'leave weibo drama on weibo' 2.0 like#stop dragging messy fights from platform to platform its just not important
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Hey Jay!! I just finished your SG fic and had to run here to tell you how amazing it was 😭 Tysm for posting it! (I’m also feeling insane because I just saw your art as well and holy shit, v unfair that you’re so talented in both!) Do you use twitter? I was hoping to follow you and I don’t use tumblr much anymore (as you may be able to tell from my spn layout lol) - obvs no pressure to drop your @/reply to this dm, just wanted to message and share some appreciation!
aw thank you so much!! ah i can't believe u liked it that much I'm so honoured 😭😭 i don't have a main twitter nowadays, i only have my chuang twitter so if you want to see me talking constantly about stages and vibes you can follow me @loveliliuzan but i wouldn't recommend it 😂😂
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Recently learned of the existence of a wack-ass post-WW1 proposal to make the Czech Republic and Yugoslavia hold hands between Austria and Hungary, and honestly? I think they were onto something here. If anything I think the main issue is that they didn't take it far enough.
Which is why I'd like to make my own proposal, one which will surely bring about a bright future for Europe and the world: the Czech Spiderweb (Česká Pavučina).
Pros:
This will essentially create a beer highway throughout most of the European continent.
Czechia will finally have ports, and the fact that our word for 'hi' is 'ahoj' (yes, pronounced like a pirate ahoy) will finally make sense.
It will be funny.
Cons
Absolutely none
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"Chasing Ghosts"
"How much can you change and get away with it. Before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of mvrder?"
- Richard Siken
They wish they had more hands if that meant they'd be able to hold each other harder, longer... But which ones aren't real? That's not for me to decide.
#looking at this feels like im intruding#fellas#the hands are driving me absolutely wild#to me theyre all there but its shots a few seconds apart#the GRIP inho has on gihuns WAIST the GRIP gihun has on inhos FACE i am unwell#i think i could stare at this for seven hours#457#squid game#squid game 2#putting this in a letter and mailing it to director hwang so he'll reshoot s3 to include this
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If the rules about splitting the prize and voting after each game had been in place in Season 1, how would Gi-hun have voted?
According to the recruiter, Gi-hun owed 415 million won total. At no point in season 2 was the per-person payout that high.
Players died a lot faster in season 1, so using those numbers but with the new rules, individual payouts would be:
126,865,671 after red light, green light
322,222,222 after dalgona
470,000,000 after "special game" (although idk if they'd vote after this)
1,040,000,000 after tug-of-war
2,750,000,000 after marble
15,000,000,000 final 3
Now. Gi-hun voted to leave the first time, when the rules were that you get no money, so all other things being equal, I think he's voting to leave after the first game in any scenario.
He only went back after:
Learning about the expensive medical care his mom needed
Trying other ways to get the money
So I think in deciding whether to accept the payout or not, Gi-hun would only consider the immediate medical need, and not his overall debt.
I don't know how much the medical care would cost in Korea. Here where I am, what his mom needed could easily be tens of thousands of dollars without insurance, or 10 thousand+ with insurance, depending on the insurance. I believe there is nationalized health insurance in Korea, but I'm sure there are things it doesn't cover (and it seems he canceled her secondary insurance).
When Gi-hun asks Jung-bae to lend him money, he asks for 3 million, so it's possible the care would not have been a huge expense (of course when you have nothing, even low-cost things are out of reach).
So even if Gi-hun started the games knowing he needed the money for his mom, I still think he would have voted to leave after the first game with the season 1 numbers, and possibly with the season 2 numbers. Definitely after the second game with season 2 numbers. Ultimately he wasn't risking his life to get out of debt, he was risking his life for his mom. Which, damn, now I'm sad.
#YESSSS#i also think he still would have left after the first round and idk if they would have been allowed to come back#if they were allowed back maybe he would have gone one more game but i still think hes leaving before the end no matter what#squid game#squid game 2
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the concept of a 457 three body au is just. incredible. but theyre the wrong way round and idk how to position that.. the fucked up cop whos meant to be saving the other is the one whos lost faith in humanity and the world and the one whos being targeted is the one who refuses to give up on his belief that people are good........
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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there
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#20!#european life ✌️😙#also outside of europe: usa canada thailand singapore hong kong australia#i wanna go to more places .... both in europe and SEA/EA
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i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr
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*non american telling a story about how annoying it is when americans go to another country and get angry because they used a term they assumed was universal and it wasnt, and blamed the people in the country for not understanding them*
*americans in the notes explaining what the term means*
#like yes we know that was in the actual post#the point is not that we want to know what your term means the point is that you need to remember its not universal#atp i think Americans are doing matrix moves to avoid getting the point
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