#we stand an idiot

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[starrynightarchive]

i think it's fucked up and foul that during situations he feels trapped or unsafe, oikawa doesn't have a fight or flight or freeze reflex. to be specific, he does have a fight reflex, but it doesn't involve fighting by himself. if he thinks he's unsafe or trapped or in danger, he turns to iwaizumi.

during the last set of the second seijoh v karasuno official match, you can see oikawa beginning to crack when karasuno bridges the gap and makes the score 16-16. his next toss goes to iwaizumi, because he knows his iwa-chan will be there. he knows his palm will connect with the ball. when he loses his footing, he reaches out his hand, blindly trusting iwaizumi will pick him up. and he does. everytime, he does.

kageyama mentions once that iwaizumi and oikawa are always in sync, both by body and mind. and it's true because even when they're on the court, they're not the ace and the setter. they are iwaizumi and oikawa. iwa-chan and shittykawa. oikawa knows iwaizumi's favorite beetle and the flex of his wrist when he spikes. iwaizumi knows oikawa's real smile from his fake one and he knows the number of milk bread packets he eats per week (too many) and that's just the thing, isn't it? even in court, they're not just players. this is a dance that only they know the steps to, a kingdom that has always been theirs to rule. how beautiful it is, to know the sound of his footfalls without looking, to know the exact place he's going to set to in a court of 6 players without hesitation, with full certainty.

during the final point, oikawa sets the ball to iwaizumi. he could've chosen the person closest to him. he could've crafted his toss so masterfully that no one can see whats coming. but he chose to get it to iwaizumi at the other end of the court. it doesn't matter if his set isn't perfect or clean. it doesn't matter, because it's set to iwaizumi and that's enough. he knows he will take care if the rest.

and the thing is, the thing is, right, i firmly believe that in that moment if he chose to set to someone else, it wouldn't have been as beautiful and perfect as it was when he set to iwaizumi. there's something about knowing someone like the back of your hand and being aware of the beat of their heart more than your own that brings that kind of perfection. when oikawa reaches out, iwaizumi always reaches back. he knows iwaizumi will do everything he can to spike the ball.

and just like that he is 7 again with a scratched knee crying for iwa-chan to carry him even when he's not by his side. but he screams for him because he knows with absolute certainty that he will come. he will help. he is not alone.

the final set of his official high school career goes to iwaizumi, loud and proud. he points to him before he sets. he tells the court to watch. watch me. because he is certain that when it's him and iwaizumi, they're invincible. he wants the world to know of his worthless pride. he wants the world to know who he is proud of.

and just like that he is 7 again, screaming "iwa-chan!" in hopes his best friend will find him.

and he does. he does.

[pyjamacryptid]

I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.

I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL

yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot

[elder-millennial-of-zion]

So if this is actually about Hamas, why are they bombing Lebanon right now?

You mean why is Hezbollah bombing Israel and displacing 80,000 Israelis from their homes?

[mrblazeflappybird]

Those in favour of adding more A's to LBGTQIA+ so that we don't, for some reason, have three separate identities use one letter and constantly get forgotten by everyone?

[mishiami]

i love and adore smitten dazai more than anyone knows but i feel like no one takes advantage of the comedic genius that is Chuuya Canonically Talking About His Ex Every Chance He Gets

[docdufresne]

I think its sOOOO funny when you have a super sweet nice silly character have like.

The worst case of road rage or something.

[impercievablewatcher]

I don't know who you are, "Johnny Is Dead," but I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for making the cuntiest, grooviest Benny Gecko playlist. iDIOTS OF Oz is forever going to be associated with that gingham-clad bastard because of you. For that? I am forever in your debt.

[akhillaous]

TikTok TSOA fans are so funny because they’ll swear up and down that they despise Achilles and “only read it for Patroclus who was sweet and innocent and did nothing wrong 🥹🥹” like ijbol u people are not serious. Hate Achilles all you want, he did do bad things, me personally I hate him for sacking certain Trojan cities and refusing the embassy, no one’s denying that he was wrong and that he was a bad person at times, but loving a character does not equal justifying their actions for one thing and to act like any character from the illiad was a paragon of perfect morality is fucking insane. ( Yes, even Hector, everyone’s favorite “🥺he was such a perfect husband🥺” man of the month ) It’s literally so crazy to say that Achilles was the only one of the two of them to actively commit bad deeds and war crimes during the WAR they were in. Just close the damn book I’m sorry but obviously a book with morally ambiguous and dark topics are not for you at this point. Like I get your point, what Achilles did was bad, it’s not like majority of people DONT agree with that point.

But characters are not supposed to be FLAT. They are not supposed to be all good or all bad. Your insistence that Patroclus was only a good person does not make him a good character. It actually makes him really fucking boring. I’m getting way too passionate about this but like I’m so over everyone acting like

1) Achilles was the worst person to exist in Greek mythology history when he’s not even the worst fucking person in the illiad itself 😭 ( that honor goes to Paris, Zeus, Aphrodite, and Agamemnon <3 )

2) A character can only be liked or appreciated or even just talked about if they fit modern ethical standards

Like every conversation I see about TSOA, any video on TikTok, there’s always a comment that has to bring it up like “I only liked Patroclus and he was an unreliable narrator so Achilles was actually much worse” Like okay we get it, God, fuck off please!

Also the whole thing between him and Apollo. PLEASE. Those two are two sides of the same exact coin. I think Apollo was justified in killing him but yall act like Apollo has not done the same if not worse than what he killed Achilles for. And that’s. FINE. I still love Apollo! For all the good and the bad that he does I think he’s the most interesting Greek God on the Pantheon and in the Illiad he’s actually one of my favorite characters to hear from. And I don’t expect the Greek god to act with good moral intentions. I expect him to act like a Greek god. I expect Achilles to act like a Greek demigod. Which is, exactly the way he acts. Maybe yall expected something different. If you wanted a short sweet story that happened to be queer with two perfectly acceptable, 100% goody two shoes main protagonists, please drop the classics inspired books and watch heartstopper.

[francisforever2014]

fucking mr matthews character development and walter plot instead of literally anything else . allowing men to be on this show was a mistake

[n3ongold3n]

Ever since i saw the thongTM i could not stop thinking about this 🐳

[romanticatheartt]

If I had the ability to led on a grown ass man (without even doing much) for 5 centuries I'd be proud as fuck, lemme tell ya...

Mor probably...

[daemon-in-my-head]

Based on my latest post I'm overjoyed that my moots (whether or not tumblr officially recognises them thx sideblog doing sideblog sht) and those who randonly stumble upon my shit are objectively some of the greatest people.

I love this weird corner I found myself in and the general mindset and views on things.

And I may be too scared nd socially awkward to approach anyone directly but be assured I'm on the sidelines rooting for folks in a very cutesy, very demure manner and y'all should feel loved.

[shewhoeatssand]

I want to befriend Kaneki and meet with him and email him forever

[lesbicosmos]

the knights of camelot incorrect quotes courtesy of this generator

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lancelot: *lights a candle*

gwaine: *sitting at the table, eating bread*

lancelot: it’s four in the morning.

gwaine: blow the candle out.

~~~

gwaine: fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

gwaine: fruits that do live up to their names?

gwaine: orange.

~~~

leon: you know what they say: you snooze you lose. and it looks like you snost and you lost

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percival: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

percival: *turns around and helps elyan through it* breaking and entering is wrong elyan.

elyan: okay

~~~

leon: the only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. i could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls i have yet to witness, and i wanna be around when that happens.

~~~

arthur: *falls down the stairs*

percival: are you okay?

leon: stop falling down the stairs!

gwaine: how’d the ground taste?

~~~

gwaine: the ocean is a soup.

lancelot:

lancelot: do elaborate.

gwaine: what are needed for something to be a soup?

lancelot: erm... water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally i prefer some meat in mine.

gwaine: *tilts head*

lancelot: the ocean is a soup.

gwaine: the ocean is a soup.

~~~

gwaine: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

arthur, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you.

~~~

arthur: look guys, i need help.

elyan: love help?

leon: financial help?

percival: emotional help?

lancelot: help moving a body?

*everybody looks at lancelot*

lancelot: What?

~~~

lancelot: do you think sex without love is a sin?

gwaine: if it is, i’ll see you in hell.

~~~

percival: i just ended a five year relationship.

elyan: oh no, are you okay?

percival: it's okay, it wasn't mine.

~~~

elyan: time for plan g

lancelot: don't you mean plan b?

elyan: no, we tried plan b a long time ago. i had to skip over plan c due to technical difficulties

percival: what about plan d?

elyan: plan d was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

leon: what about plan e?

elyan: i'm hoping not to use it. gwaine dies in plan e.

arthur: i like plan e.

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

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