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୨⎯ mutuals. the adulated and adored allies and penfriends of ourolite. may more of them join the fun soon, and may you, readers, dote on them from here on! *evil laughter accompanied by lightning.* ⎯୧
✿ eden & howl (anon: 🌺 & 🌙) ✿ athena (anon: ⭐️) ✿ luma/kuro (anon: 🕯️) ✿ suki (anon: 🐒)
✿ airo (anon: ) ✿ spirit/miko (anon: 🕸️) ✿ cythena (anon: 🌸) ✿ ari (anon: 🍙)
✿ nari’s love (anon: ) ✿ danny (anon: )
#⋆˙.𝒎𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕.#moots#looking for moots#interact with us#we don’t bite!#<333#oc#oc blog#original character backstory#ocs#my ocs#original character#original character x reader#oc x reader#asian oc#black oc#hispanic oc#mythical oc#monster oc#black owned
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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I don’t like minimizing the importance and gravity of Laios and Toshiro’s fight into just being a childish squabble, even if to a degree it is framed that way, because to both of them it has a lot of personal significance and emotional weight and runs very deep to their characters… The fight isn’t nothing it’s a LOT, they made up but it’s not something easy to express and to get over for either of them which makes it all the more meaningful! I’m on both sides but there very much are sides, there’s no "they’re both having a ball, Toshiro and Laios hand in hand yay" side to the fight, that comes after
The fight with Toshiro WAS very scary to Laios, almost existentially so, but it’s moreso the "I thought I’d made a friend!!" bit and my god. My god actually
Like it’s not "just" about oh his friend liking him less than he thought, THAT IS SO MUCH. It’s a bond he thought he had being a lie it’s all the time and moments spent together either being a lie from his perspective or marred now looking back. It’s not only being upset at Toshiro for lying but upset at himself that he’s so easy to fool, it’s being upset that there’s something so wrong with you that you can’t even tell if your "close buddy" even actually likes you or not, it’s like. Holding my head. He can’t trust his own vision of events that happened do you see. There’s always this film of distrust that it could be a lie that should be there when he interacts with people there’s always this sense of cloak and dagger to expect backstabs out of nowhere because you CAN’T see it coming you CAN’T you CAN’T there’s something about you which makes it impossible so you CAN’T-
He’s so scared of not being able to read people. He knows it’s a weak spot he has, he’s always known. All of these bits are centered around social expectations and betrayals, the assumption that he doesn’t belong either in society or with other humans.
And Laios’ level of awareness is actually sort of complex to analyze, but it’s there, there’s how out of him and Falin he was the one sensitive to the ~aura of hatred~ he felt from the townspeople, there’s of course his nightmares whispering to him about the mocking looks, and how yeah actually he realizes that his gold stripper coworker was taking advantage of him. There’s of course the Winged Lion speech about his trauma and how he fundamentally mistrusts/dislikes humans to some deep seated degree, this distrust that he still keeps under control always. There’s how pre-canon he often wanted to suggest eating monsters but never worked up the courage to bring it up with the others. There’s how he gets across as stoic when he isn’t being enthusiastic…… We don’t know how aware and wary he is exactly in the moment but we do know he has some anxiety around social stuff, and looking back he does notice and aughh augh, the sense you have to hide yourself to not get hurt and be on your guard and shit and.
When you don’t know what to look out for and when to look out for it, the general ‘common sense’ of not always trusting people or noticing when someone’s messing with you becomes hypervigilance in social settings
"Man they really know what you hate huh". Being socially unaware literally plagues him, he knows, he knows it so well.
It’s so quick that it’s almost hard to digest how literal and blatant Laios summoning his monster to crush all the people who’ve hurt him is. His literal go-to coping mechanism for comfort in his literal monster-induced emotionally intense nightmares, saving him by taking away the upsetting element (the humans)
"Monsters are his coping fantasy, where they can whisk him away from humanity, all the hurt it’s caused him and its arbitrary rules" with the subtlety of a brick. Monsters are his comfort safe zone "because they kill humans" yes but no it’s because he pits them as the guardians against humans who to him are in the role of the agressors. To him they represent freedom from the shackles of what it means to be part of humanity, a fundamentally social species
#Fumi rambles#Was asked to post this but a lot of this is present in my shuro-Laios fight analysis from Laios’ pov#Bite sized fumi#Laios touden#Meta#happy nightmare chapter day#Character analysis#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#And humanity being a social species is ofc ultimately not shown as a negative.#Dunmeshi is about unity and coming together when seeking to understand that which you do not!!!#But yeah like imagine if you will that you can never really trust your own perspective of events because you literally can’t tell#Wether the person likes you or hates you and you just can’t tell. Even when they ARE being obvious about it#The nightmare scene is so real like I def have vivid memories where I’m like ‘Ah yeah they cringed here#that should have been a dead giveaway’. It wears on self-esteem and self-trust. Like “you don’t belong in society” in a way they’re#sorta like factually not wrong and like. Oh ok man. Sitting down#Just spitballing here obvi. Personal experience. Hey did you guys know that dunmeshi is good. Man. It’s good#Dungeon meshi#Analysis#Feeling The Owl House Gus meltdown episode in tha club tonight#Sobbing about how the flashbacks we see of Laios’ childhood are only happy when it centers around Falin or the dogs
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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Prompt 302
Look, when they had decided to reincarnate with Tucker this cycle they hadn’t exactly expected this. Tucker didn’t either, so thank fuck it’s apparently not a normal thing, but still! The matching gold eyes are pretty cool, and at least their fangs and claws have stayed but like, everything else? Ugh. So very not good.
At least all four are together still, even if it’s in this absolutely crazy scenario of rich cults, undead child assassins, and wow this is like some sort of ridiculous novel or anime scenario when you put in the whole reincarnation thing…
Alright, so they’re getting out right? Yeah they can all agree on that- and thank fuck these new bodies of theirs are Liminal or else they wouldn’t be able to communicate. Seriously, who slits kids’ throats? The cult people, apparently, so honestly fuck them. They're getting out of here.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Team Phantom Reincarnate as Talons#Does it count as de-aging?#de aged danny#de aged tucker#de aged sam#de aged valerie#They escape into Gotham and are going to have so much fun#They also stole several files on their way out & no one expects it to be them#Because the Court doesn’t pay attention to specific Talons unless it’s the Grand Talon or one like the Gray Son#The Bats are going to be so confused by feral baby talons#And I do mean FERAL#”Oh hey we all have Tucker’s gold eyes now that’s hilarious”#Who gave them built-in knives it was a mistake-#Yes they Do Bite#Tucker is inwardly giggling at being the oldest at 13 but also complains about how they don’t usually remember#or if they do remember reincarnations it’s not this fuckin random#court of owls#talons
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When your disciples make you wanna drink but you’re a monk
#wow a double post today#yeah I was waiting for my laptop to charge lol#I just KNOW that sometimes xuanzang wishes he could have a drink the way his disciples act in public#guys please stop terrorizing the locals we need to go get our passport approved#ma’am I’m so sorry I know they look scary I swear they don’t bite without provocation#most of the time he says under his breath#rip xuanzang you woulda loved child leashes#being a single mom is hard#especially when your three children are centuries old yaoguais who have the power to kill you if they accidentally pat you too hard#and let’s not even TALK about the eldest kid#journey to the west#jttw tripitaka#xuanzang#digital art#my art#journey to the west fanart#figures as soon as I sit down to work my computer dies#how can I work when even the universe is telling me to slack off 🫶
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the people have spoken—
would you believe it?? hhau scarian and they’re smiling? and in a warm bed? it’s more likely than you’d think!!
i’m sure nothing goes horribly wrong later
#but they can have this lovely moment#scarian#hermitshipping#hhau#link draws#we have a whole elaborate timeline at this point#this is months and months into it#also if you spot that bite mark on Grian’s neck no you don’t#😇
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looking for a new piece of xenofiction
ask the creator if their xenofiction is Watership Down or Warrior Cats
they don’t understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Watership Down and what is Warrior Cats
they laugh and say ‘It’s good xenofiction sir’
look inside
it’s Warrior Cats
#azureisms#and now for a nichepost that will appeal to approximately nobody#animal xenofiction#xenofiction#sorry to get pretentious in here tonight gang I just need to be a hater sometimes. for enrichment#Don’t get me wrong every person who got into xenofiction from Warrior Cats is a win in my book#Like I Was One Of Those#But you Start To Notice#Once you’ve read books where the animals Act Like Animals#How it was among the first patients of the 'little humans in wild animal costumes' curse#Like I signed up for animals…. where are the animals#Yea this is about published books written by Warrior Cats Youtubers who you can tell have never touched anything else in the genre#bc when you bite into the worldbuilding it tastes like wet cardboard#this is also about warriors rewrites that just anthropomorphize the cats more like we didn’t pick up the books in middle school#because we wanted to see wild cats being wild cats#but alas! that’s me complaining#DeviantArt wolf comics and sparklecat OCs are a staple of culture. I’m not your god. be free
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I just want to remind everyone that Wallace is canonically the worse one to sleep in the same bed with.
Scott can be a bad roommate in every other aspect but GUYS Wallace is the one that canonically snores and kicks in his sleep.
Scott sleeps like a princess with his back against the sheet lying perfectly straight (and also taking all the covers) and Wallace sleeps semi-on-his-side and apparently just fucking punting Scott in the leg every so often (not to mention he talked in his sleep too) and I don’t know why this is important to me but it is.
Because when people draw them cuddling in their sleep it’s always Wallace being normal and Scott turning and snoring and shit but you’re missing out on sleepy-cuddly Wallace turning and snoring on Scott. Let that cringe-fail 25 year old be annoying. Istg.
I’m talking to the Mobillace people too btw. Not that I’ve seen anyone draw them cuddling in bed (which is a CRIME btw. Draw that. For me.) but like imagine how funny it would be: Mobile stays the night for the first time and the hot-weirdo is a bed-menace, snoring and kicking and tossing and turning and suction cupping for warmth and Mobile is like “I want him to be my boyfriend” THATS FUNNY! LIKE-
#scott pilgrim#scott pilgrim vs the world#scollace#scott x wallace#scott pilgrim takes off#wallace wells#mobillace#mobile x wallace#mobile scott pilgrim#I’m sick of the cringe-fail erasure of Wallace#he might be more mature than Scott but that fucker ain’t mature#(however yes generally he is the voice of reason for Scott but anyone can be a voice of reason to Scott. Scott has no internal reasoning /h#I made an analysis post at one point about how I believe the primary reason Wallace manages to do half the shit he does#is because it’s easier to get the motivation to do them if he’s telling off Scott for not doing them#we know DAMN WELL that he is scared of their landlord#considering he got plastered the night before they had to go#(he seems to drink when he’s anxious)#and because of how uncharacteristically timid he was in his office#(and can I mention he said the line ‘it’s not our fault we can’t afford rent’ and like. I don’t know it feels important to point out lol)#but he tells Scott that they *have* to go and there landlord is all bark and no bite#despite being visibly nervous around him#so. the reason he dragged Scott to see him with him is because it would make him feel less nervous to see their landlord#if he focused on dragging Scott to see him instead of his own worries#but I never posted that analysis lol#but all this to say#um#i don’t know#but I’m saying something for sure!
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I think there should be a way to like… verbally and textually differentiate sexual and platonic biting. Like, sometimes u see someone who’s hot af and wanna bite/get bit in a feral passionate sort of way for sexy reasons, and other times u see someone who’s so cool that u just wanna stick ‘em in ur mouth and chew em like a pencil or something.
I know I could communicate this with (platonic) or (sexual) in a text post but like… there should be a better way
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12/11/2024
Official Reaction Video to THK Trailer
#lol we were shock too First hahahah#I don’t think First expected Khao to bite his lips lol#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#THK reaction video#the heart killers#kantbison
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on my knees begging this man to save me from the clutches of desire
#i’m in the THROES of it#I SWEAR this man is so unearthly sexy it’s UNREAL#a more beautiful man there has NEVER been#sexiest man alive every year every century every day#i don’t know who gave him permission to spread his legs so wide but 🥵🥵🥵#i’m on my knees getting the full view honestly#the INTENSITY#the GRIT#the PROMISE OF PASSION HOLY HEAVENS I CANNOT#i need him to absolutely disintegrate my ribcage with his embrace#being normal? never heard of her#broooooo look at his arms#his WRISTS I AM SO ATTRACTED TO THEM#those forearms are thicker than my neck#i need to BITE THEM#the way he’s looking up in the second picture 😱#he is so attractive as the mysterious silent spaniard#literally tripping over myself getting to his bed#this man could do ANYTHING to me#need him to bang me so hard we break the bed and fall into the basement#i would do him. so. good.#he wouldn’t be able to breathe for awhile#sorry guys i’m just FERAL for this photoshoot#it’s so SEXY SO HOT SO ENTICING#i am a simp for maximus every single day of my life#he’s my beloved husband whose heart i treasure and whose forehead i long to kiss tenderly#but i am also FLAMING WITH DESIRE for this big strong warrior#GET ME IN A FAMILY WAY MAXIMUS I AM BEGGING YOU#gladiator#russell crowe
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As most of you know I try my best to be civil and kind. I’m too exhausted and the world sucks too much for me to go about making other people feel like shit, it’s not really something I see worthy of my or anyone’s time really. I try to keep things positive not only because it might brighten someone else’s day but for my own sake. I curate this space because I know a lot of you feel and experience the same things I do. Do not twist this into me being delusional. I am fully aware the internet can be an unkind place, but that doesn’t mean my blog, my space, has to follow that example.
Be kind, be patient, and be respectful, not that the majority of you haven’t already been doing so. Asks are open again. Anonymous will be turned on again when I feel comfortable.
Apologies to those who used anon because they were nervous/anxious. I completely understand where you’re coming from and this is nothing against you. Regardless I do hope you stick around, and maybe one day work up the courage to be open with me. Or continue to keep your distance, I completely understand that too.
#I feel like#as my following grows sometimes people forget I am indeed a real person#I see that happen a lot with a lot of creators#people end up feeling like they can be disrespectful and unkind just because they can’t see me#but I’m here#I don’t know how much more open I have to be for people to realize I am a person with feelings too#we all are#so maybe just#take a few breathes and relax#I may not say it often but this is a safe space#I’m not gonna bite you or anything#anyone who knows me personally knows just how patient I can be or how I can give kindness beyond what one may deserve#anyway I hope people have a good day/night#high chance I’m just passing out again after posting this because I haven’t been sleeping well again#eat your favorite thing/something yummy for me would you?#I miss sweets and milk
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I’m a little confused at the idea that NATLA Zuko is somehow less bad than he was in the original… honestly I think the only real difference is that NATLA is far less subtle and spoon feeds the audience information rather than taking the time to show it.
Book 1 Zuko in the cartoon had just as much heart and moral conflict. The cartoon just did a much more effective job at working that aspect of his character into the plot in subtle ways.
#saw a take that someone hated that natla zuko didn’t fight the woman who smacked him with a broom#because cartoon zuko ‘burned down villages to get his way’#uhm he didn’t actually#natla and atla zuko did the exact same thing at the SWT#threatened to burn the village but didn’t actually do it#all bark and not a lot of bite#we don’t know if he would have actually done it and that’s the point#zuko#atla#natla#avatar the last airbender
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Me every time someone asks if The Quarry fandom is dead.
Is it less alive than it once was? I’m sure it is. The numbers on old posts and fanfics tell me that it must be (although obviously they’re cumulative). But I wasn’t here for that part, I’m a late adopter. All I know is the brainrot is going strong for me (ten-ish months on?) and a core group of others and if you want in on that literally all you have to do is click the tag and interact. Reblog a post with some commentary. Send an ask. Everyone I’ve talked to in the Quarry fandom has been nice as hell and so stoked to talk about this stuff!
If I’m quiet for a day or two it’s not because the brainrot has passed. Some days it’s because I was up at 4 AM writing my silly gay stories. Yesterday it was because I played with the TQ counselors in The Sims for like ten hours (why is it so hard to make The Sims look like specific people?!). I have A Problem. You can make it your problem too. (Please I need the enrichment.)
We also have a very welcoming and active Discord server if that’s your thing. I actually didn’t think it was my thing but it turns out it’s very much my thing and now I basically live there and I miss the custom emojis when I talk to people anywhere else :3 https://discord.gg/eHSwHvpj
#the quarry#supermassive games#there is a quarry fandom#fandoms live for as long as we care to feed them#if you want it to stick around try offering it a snack#maybe a watermelon that Jacob hasn’t touched#or some long-expired snack foods#or some pickles that are in the freezer for some reason#we’re not that picky#we don’t bite unless you’re into that#anyway Dylan and Ryan are engaged in the Sims#and Kaitlyn is their long-suffering roommate#jk she loves it#I wish there was a mime career path for her
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Sometimes you just gotta make a self indulgent crossover/au for Yourself and Yourself Alone
(Feat. @fanofthelamb ‘s Vitas in the last one)
#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl bishops#cotl oc#sometimes you just gotta mash together two extremely unrelated medias for your own self enjoyment .#Fear Bishops Fear Bishops F#anyways#you know you’re in deep with selfshipping when the swap au comes out#She replaces Leshy since she lived in Darkwood for most of her life 😩#ALSO the next three were inspired by photos taken at the anime con I went to!!#there was a COTL meetup and we all took silly photos (I was Narinder) 😩#there was also Shamura and Ratau there (along with plenty of Lambs 😩)#if any of yall are reading this HIIIIII!! HMU I promise I don’t bite#self indulgent winter moment……….#Aynno never experienced snow….. Shamura barely remembers it……. hmmgh#and finally#just two ascended Lambs having a silly gossip session 😩#what are they talking about wrong answers only
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