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nerdy-hyperfixations · 9 months ago

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I just want to remind everyone that Wallace is canonically the worse one to sleep in the same bed with.

Scott can be a bad roommate in every other aspect but GUYS Wallace is the one that canonically snores and kicks in his sleep.

Scott sleeps like a princess with his back against the sheet lying perfectly straight (and also taking all the covers) and Wallace sleeps semi-on-his-side and apparently just fucking punting Scott in the leg every so often (not to mention he talked in his sleep too) and I don’t know why this is important to me but it is.

Because when people draw them cuddling in their sleep it’s always Wallace being normal and Scott turning and snoring and shit but you’re missing out on sleepy-cuddly Wallace turning and snoring on Scott. Let that cringe-fail 25 year old be annoying. Istg.

I’m talking to the Mobillace people too btw. Not that I’ve seen anyone draw them cuddling in bed (which is a CRIME btw. Draw that. For me.) but like imagine how funny it would be: Mobile stays the night for the first time and the hot-weirdo is a bed-menace, snoring and kicking and tossing and turning and suction cupping for warmth and Mobile is like “I want him to be my boyfriend” THATS FUNNY! LIKE-

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scollace #scott x wallace #scott pilgrim takes off #wallace wells #mobillace #mobile x wallace #mobile scott pilgrim #I’m sick of the cringe-fail erasure of Wallace #he might be more mature than Scott but that fucker ain’t mature #(however yes generally he is the voice of reason for Scott but anyone can be a voice of reason to Scott. Scott has no internal reasoning /h #I made an analysis post at one point about how I believe the primary reason Wallace manages to do half the shit he does #is because it’s easier to get the motivation to do them if he’s telling off Scott for not doing them #we know DAMN WELL that he is scared of their landlord #considering he got plastered the night before they had to go #(he seems to drink when he’s anxious)#and because of how uncharacteristically timid he was in his office #(and can I mention he said the line ‘it’s not our fault we can’t afford rent’ and like. I don’t know it feels important to point out lol)#but he tells Scott that they *have* to go and there landlord is all bark and no bite #despite being visibly nervous around him #so. the reason he dragged Scott to see him with him is because it would make him feel less nervous to see their landlord #if he focused on dragging Scott to see him instead of his own worries #but I never posted that analysis lol #but all this to say #um #i don’t know #but I’m saying something for sure!

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thehumanwiki · 2 months ago

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if i ever change my irl name i’ll call it rebranding and i’ll lose so much less money than mr muskrat

#fuck you muskrat <3 #i will not say his name in case he operates the same way as beetlejuice #he’s disgusting and creepy enough he could #but all this to say #gender #nonbinary #trans #maybe #idk my gender yet #names

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nolongerexistingsadcatface · 1 year ago

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ik literally no one but me cares about this, but i’d just like to make it known that in my main canon, reilley and alistair r actually Not shit people who victim blame, they’re basically america’s dads, I’m just really bad at writing fluff LMFAO

#raise ur hand if u can only write horrific angst because writing about good family bonds makes it real and causes too many emotions for you!#like main canon ire and scotland believed her 100% and went hunting for that guy’s blood #they dont fuck around about their baby!!!!!#well HMM ok this is getting too socially consciousy but i don’t wanna say they wouldn’t do this for or believe women outside of the family #but its kinda a hard truth that people—especially in the 17 1800s—don’t really extend their anger or sympathy or support to victims or #women in general if they’re not part of their intimate circle—social or family #and its another kinda hard truth that one of the reasons people like that are only able to extend these feelings to family members or #intimates is because they have extended contact with them and are able to actually view them as human which is something they’re not able #to do with people they don’t interact with #lack of empathy? lack of necessity? superiority complex? who knows im not a scientist!#BUT ALL THIS TO SAY #finally getting back on track #i dont wanna say scotland and ireland arent like. decent guys—because they are!!—but they are definitely a reflection of the time and thus #don’t really Support women in a modern sense #its more of a possessive sense ig #you messed with Our family so we’ll mess you up

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apollos-boyfriend · 2 months ago

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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

#icarus speaks #again as he himself says all this is normal stuff #but still #it’s twitter.

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vamprisms · 5 months ago

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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

#when a character goes to all that effort to be a toxic freak and you say they did nothing wrong. please don't undermine their achievements

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river--ghost · 1 month ago

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